When Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword's sword tip, the cross space comes, Song Shuhang recognized its aura, after all was constantly together was so long. Then, he never imagined to ask: „Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword, did you gain weight?” 当赤霄剑前辈的剑尖,跨空间而来时,宋书航就认出了它的气息,毕竟朝夕相处了那么久。然后,他想都没想就问道:“赤霄剑前辈,你是不是长胖了？” „Fat your younger sister, you sees the treasured sword to gain weight?” Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword angrily said. “胖你妹,你见过宝剑会长胖的吗？”赤霄剑前辈怒道。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Sorry, my family younger sister had not been born. 抱歉,我家妹妹还没出生。 Moreover Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword you were really fat, before leaving, you were the style of Chinese type treasured sword, when coming back you are the shape of western-style great sword. Fat, what did you experience incessantly this period of time? 而且赤霄剑前辈您是真胖了,离开前您还是中式宝剑的画风,回来时您已经是西式巨剑的形态了。胖的不止一圈,这段时间您到底经历了什么？ „My this was evolved, didn't understand?” Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword's voice continues to resound, later, the pair of pure white arms drill from Gate of Space, open Gate of Space. “我这是进化了,懂不？”赤霄剑前辈的声音继续响起,随后,有一双洁白的手臂从空间之门中钻出,撑开空间之门。 Song Shuhang: „!!!” 宋书航:“！！！” fuck, what frightened style this is, did a sword hilt position of western-style great sword, actually turn into a pair of pure white slender small hand? 卧艹,这是什么惊悚的画风,一柄西式巨剑的剑柄位置,却变成了一双洁白纤细的小手？ Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword you determined that evolved, rather than demon? This type of sword hilt is the treasured sword of arm, from the style is ‚the sword of demon king’ and so on evil soldier? 赤霄剑前辈您确定是进化了,而不是魔化了？这种剑柄是手臂的宝剑,从画风上来看就是‘魔王之剑’之类的邪兵吧？ „I feel Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword, you are the old model are quite attractive, have the fairyism.” Song Shuhang proposed if possible again sincerely, felt that Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword returns to the original condition should is quite attractive. “我感觉赤霄剑前辈,您还是老款比较好看,有仙气。”宋书航再次诚恳提议如果可以的话,感觉赤霄剑前辈恢复原状应该会比较好看。 Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword's figure, after the moment, its hēi hēi smiles: „You felt that my present appearance isn't graceful?” 赤霄剑前辈的身形一顿,片刻后,它嘿嘿一笑:“你感觉我现在的样子不帅？” „no no, but is the style is a little crooked.” Song Shuhang promptly said. “不是不是,而是画风有点歪。”宋书航连忙道。 Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword hears this saying, not only has not been angry, instead said very happily: „I also felt that my present appearance is ugly.” 赤霄剑前辈听到这话,非但没生气,反而很开心道:“我也感觉我现在的模样蛮丑的。” „Is insufficient ugly but actually, but is a bit like the evil soldier. Actually, after accepting the setting, instead has the evil charm graceful feeling.” Song Shuhang comforts to say hastily. “丑倒不至于,只是有点像邪兵。其实,接受了设定后,反而有种邪魅帅的感觉。”宋书航连忙安慰道。 Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword hēi hēi smiles: „No, is the clown. I acknowledged that especially tang position, ugly is not good. After You wait for a while sees my tang, you know...... in this world really also has such ugly tang!” 赤霄剑前辈嘿嘿一笑:“不,就是丑。我自己都承认,特别是剑首位置,丑的不行。你等会儿看到我的剑首后,你就会知道了......这世界上竟然还有这么丑的剑首！” Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Was Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword, abandon oneself to despair? 赤霄剑前辈,是自暴自弃了吗？ How I must comfort Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword, gives him the confidence? 我要怎么安慰赤霄剑前辈,给他信心？ How divine armament that encourages a to lose? Online, is very anxious...... 如何鼓励一柄失落的神兵？在线等,挺急的...... Or, comes third even/including «Raising Sabre Art» to the senior, making it restore a spirit? 要不,给前辈来三连《养刀术》,让它恢复点精神？ When Song Shuhang thought racing, Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword's sword hilt little squeezes out from the Gate of Space. 正当宋书航念头急转之时,赤霄剑前辈的剑柄一点点从空间之门中挤出。 After that pair of pure white small hand sword hilt, is the similar pure white neck that matches very much. 在那双洁白小手剑柄之后,是一个很搭配的同款洁白脖子。 This style, can't bear to look straight. 这画风,不忍直视。 So long as Song Shuhang the brain makes up the appearance that Dao Priest Scarlet Firmament is seizing by the throat to wield a sword, felt Dao Priest Scarlet Firmament ‚extra mundane person of high skill’ the person supposed collapses. 宋书航只要脑补一下赤霄子道长掐着脖子挥剑的模样,就感觉赤霄子道长‘世外高人’的人设都崩了。 „Is this neck attractive? This is my present body proudest place. Then dīng dīng dīng, the most splendid position arrives!” Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword makes an effort a drill, the final tang position also drilled from Gate of Space. “这脖子漂亮吧？这可是我现在身上最骄傲的地方。然后叮叮叮,最精彩的位置登场啦！”赤霄剑前辈用力一钻,最终的剑首位置也从空间之门中钻了出来。 „Little Friend Shuhang, told me loudly, was this tang graceful?” Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword triumphantly said don't I believe your mouth to jump ‚clown’ character? “书航小友,大声的告诉我,这个剑首帅不帅？”赤霄剑前辈得意洋洋道我就不信你嘴里能蹦出个‘丑’字？ Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” He saw that and oneself face very similar, at least has over 50% similar tangs. 他看到了那个和自己的脸非常相似,至少有五成以上相似的剑首。 Such graceful tang, how can he be contrary to convictions to say ‚clown’? 这么帅的剑首,他怎么能违心的说‘丑’呢？ „Un, very cool.” Nearby Su Clan's The Sixteenth blinks to say. “嗯,很帅。”边上苏氏阿十六眨了眨眼睛道。 Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword Ha Ha smiles, is raising up the thumb to Su Clan's The Sixteenth: „Little Sixteen has the appreciation vision.” 赤霄剑前辈哈哈一笑,对着苏氏阿十六竖起拇指:“还是小十六有欣赏眼光。” It looks to Song Shuhang: „Is graceful?” 它又望向宋书航:“帅不帅？” Song Shuhang felt so horrible: „Can Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword, why be my face?” 宋书航心好塞:“赤霄剑前辈,为什么会是我的脸？” „Possibly, is you brushes the «Raising Sabre Art»'s reason in my body?” Scarlet Firmament Sword both eyes narrows the eyes, bad smile said. “可能,是你在我身上刷《养刀术》的原因？”赤霄剑双眼眯起,坏笑道。 „Heavens Above, can change the face or not?” Song Shuhang is probing asking. “望天,能换张脸不？”宋书航试探着问道。 „, Scarlet Firmament was very satisfied my shape.” Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword said. “不了,赤霄子很满意我这个形态。”赤霄剑前辈道。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Why will Dao Priest Scarlet Firmament satisfy this shape, could it be Dao Priest Scarlet Firmament likes pinching the neck of person to go to and person fights? 为什么赤霄子道长会满意这个形态,难道赤霄子道长喜欢掐着人的脖子去和人战斗？ If Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword has been maintaining this shape, after dao priest was also used to its shape , when...... someday in the future, dao priest meets the enemy, if I happen to stand near dao priest, dao priest can one convenient, seizes my neck to brandish to fight 300 rounds with the enemy? 要是赤霄剑前辈一直保持着这个形态,道长也习惯了它的这个形态后......未来有一天,道长遇上敌人时,我要是正好站在道长边上,道长会不会一顺手,掐住我的脖子抡起来就和敌人大战三百回合？ „Jokes with you, this ‚enters the change form condition’ should not be completed, belongs to half evolution status. I felt that I can also evolve again, by that time should be able to replace the new shape. If my lord wants to make you have a look, I this extraordinary status, frighten you to jump now.” Scarlet Firmament Sword said. “和你开玩笑的,这个‘进化形态’应该还没有完成,属于半进化状态。我感觉自己还能再进化一下,到时候应该就能更换新的形态。我主要是想让你看看,我现在这奇葩的状态,吓你一跳。”赤霄剑道。 Then, its sword blade restraining, restores for the Chinese type ancient sword shape in an instant. 说罢,它剑身收敛,转眼间恢复为中式古剑的形态。 „I felt that Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword ‚enters the change form condition’ more interesting.” At this time, Soft Feather runs over, said out loud. “我感觉赤霄剑前辈‘进化形态’更有趣。”这时,羽柔子跑了过来,出声道。 She is earnest. 她是认真的。 The ordinary thing, is unappealing to her. Instead was that half-length portrait Song Shuhang's tang added on the shape of pure white neck and arm a moment ago, she liked. 普通的东西,对她毫无吸引力。反而是刚才那个五分像宋书航的剑首加上洁白脖子、手臂的形态,她更喜欢。 „Soft Feather your aesthetic standard jumped.” Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword said. “羽柔子你的审美观太跳了。”赤霄剑前辈道。 Soft Feather laughed: „Did senior you ask me to have the matter?” 羽柔子嘻嘻一笑:“前辈你叫我有事？” „We under discussion ‚Heart Demon avatar’ plan. In my main body and Scarlet Firmament evade in the limelight time, I want to divide avatar to come out, keep present world.” Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword quickly said. “我们来讨论下‘心魔化身’的方案吧。在我的本体和赤霄子避风头的时间里,我想分个化身出来,留在现世。”赤霄剑前辈飞快道。 „Great idea.” Song Shuhang said. “好主意。”宋书航道。 „But, the time was too tight. I require the time am the senior tailor made plan.” Soft Feather is frowning to say. “但是,时间太紧迫了。我需要时间来为前辈量身打造方案。”羽柔子皱着眉头道。 A Su Clan's The Sixteenth slightly thinking, an eye bright say/way: „We have ‘time box’.” 苏氏阿十六略一思索,眼睛一亮道:“我们有‘时光盒子’。” „Right, Little Sixteen is intelligent. I also thought of this time box. Soft Feather you and I enter this box, we ‚Heart Demon avatar’ plan will handle in. In any case what extracts is the Southern Great Emperor's energy, does not pull out does not pull out white/in vain!” Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword said with a smile. “对,小十六聪慧。我也是想到了这个时光盒子。羽柔子你和我进入这个盒子,我们在里面将‘心魔化身’方案搞定。反正抽取的是南方大帝的能量,不抽白不抽！”赤霄剑前辈哈哈笑道。 „Time enough words, I have no problem.” Soft Feather happily said with a smile. “时间足够的话,我没问题。”羽柔子嘻嘻笑道。 „I make Pavilion Lord Chu assist you.” Song Shuhang said, opens the Core World's entrance, lets Scarlet Firmament Sword and Soft Feather enters. Meanwhile, he will get drunk to shrink the scallion ball Scallion Lady to hold, when shifts to Core World Pavilion Lord Chu activates time box needs the Scallion Lady's body assistance. “那我让楚阁主协助你们。”宋书航说罢,打开核心世界的入口,让赤霄剑和羽柔子进入其中。同时,他又将喝醉缩成葱球的葱娘捧了过来,转移到核心世界楚阁主激活时光盒子时需要葱娘的身体协助。 Soft Feather and Scarlet Firmament Sword as well as Scallion Lady, enter Song Shuhang's Core World. 羽柔子和赤霄剑以及葱娘,进入宋书航的核心世界。 When Scarlet Firmament Sword since, suddenly thinks of a matter, it reminded Song Shuhang saying: „When Shuhang...... I Heart Demon avatar keeps your side, should not be thinking sliced it. A Heavenly Demon sashimi vegetable/dish in your «Heavenly Tribulation Grand Feast», making me be a little worried.” 赤霄剑进入之际,突然想到一件事,它提醒宋书航道:“书航......我将心魔化身留在你身边时,你可别想着将它切片了。你那《天劫盛宴》中的天魔刺身一菜,让我有点担心。” Song Shuhang: „Relax, senior. I may not have such beggars can't be choosers.” 宋书航:“放心吧,前辈。我可没这么饥不择食。” „Your this saying looks down upon my Heart Demon avatar, thinks its not on scale, isn't delicious?” Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword sword tip selects, discontentedly said. “你这话是看不起我的心魔化身,认为它不上档次,不美味？”赤霄剑前辈剑尖微挑,不满道。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Senior Scarlet Firmament Sword What's with today? 赤霄剑前辈今天是怎么了？ „Possibly was the sex awakened, therefore changed was irritable.” Continuously silent Senior Turtle suddenly said out loud: „According to me studied such long psychology, Fellow Daoist Scarlet Firmament Sword this evolution time, should situated to enter the transform into sex the key point. You look at its sword hilt position, pure white slender, obviously is the arm of young girl ; But its head with your similar. It simultaneously has the male and female characteristics now, therefore the character changes irritable is also very normal.” “可能是性别觉醒了,所以变的别扭起来了。”一直沉默的龟前辈突然出声道:“依我研究了这么久的心理学来看,赤霄剑道友这次进化的时候,应该处于要进化出性别的关键点。你看它的剑柄位置,洁白纤细,明显是少女的手臂;但它的脑袋又和你的相似。它现在同时具备了男性和女性的特征,所以性格变的别扭也很正常。” Heavens Above, Senior Turtle analysis quite thorough! 望天,龟前辈分析的好透彻！ Senior Turtle so many « psychology » books, really do not look white/in vain. 龟前辈那么多的《心理学》书籍,果然不是白看的。 A turtle that understands the heart of people, fearful! 一只懂人心的龟,可怕！ „That Senior Turtle, what principle can you under the analysis Doudou's Chu Chu complex be not?” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix jumps to the Song Shuhang nearby table on suddenly, licks the small hand to ask. “那龟前辈,你能分析下豆豆的楚楚控是什么原理不？”灭凤公子突然跳到宋书航边上的桌子上,舔着小手问道。 Doudou's Chu Chu complex is very strange, Venerable Yellow Mountain does not know when its cause of disease produces. 豆豆的楚楚控很奇怪,连黄山尊者都不知道它的病因是什么时候产生的。 „This type has the intense affection to some name the psychological disease, very big possibly is because it lacked some type of thing in childhood. But Doudou lacked 'Chu Chu' in childhood, will therefore have the intense affection impulsion to Chu Chu.” Senior Turtle said in deadly earnest: „All of the above are my fabrication.” “这种对某个名字产生强烈喜爱的心理疾病,很大的可能是因为它小时候缺少某种东西。而豆豆小时候缺少‘楚楚’,所以对楚楚就会产生强烈的喜爱冲动。”龟前辈一本正经道:“以上都是我瞎编的。” Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” „I and Dog Monster Doudou contact are not many, unable to speculate its cause. The psychology is not magecraft, must stress the science.” Senior Turtle continues to say. “我和犬妖豆豆接触的不多,怎么推测它的症原因啊。心理学又不是法术,要讲科学的。”龟前辈继续道。 Young Master Exterminating Phoenix: „really make sense that senior you spoke.” 灭凤公子:“前辈您讲的好有道理。” „Why Doudou will want to give the nearby all things, gives a 'Chu Chu' name?” Fairy Lychee also collected, asked curiously. “不过豆豆为什么会想要给边上所有事物,也取一个‘楚楚’名字？”荔枝仙子也凑了过来,好奇问道。 Chu Chu complex, should produce the heart of affection to 'Chu Chu' properly speaking. But oneself name something is 'Chu Chu', then likes on this thing words, a little did not have the logic. 楚楚控,按理说应该只是对‘楚楚’会产生喜爱之心。但自己将某个事物取名为‘楚楚’,然后就喜欢上这事物的话,就有点没逻辑了。 „It also wants to make my first daughter name a moment ago to call Chu Chu. To the daughter names, but parents' matter, how allows others to meddle, I rejected it decisively.” Song Shuhang triumphantly said. “它刚才还想让我的第一个女儿取名叫楚楚。给女儿取名可是父母的事,岂容他人插手,我果断就拒绝它了。”宋书航得意洋洋道。 Sage Monarch Spirit Butterfly of distant place silently is Song Shuhang this saying like. 远处的灵蝶圣君默默为宋书航这话点赞。 „Perhaps, Doudou wants you to marry Song Shuhang, then give birth to a Chu Chu?” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix said suddenly: „Because Doudou perhaps is the dog mother. Do not forget that Senior Yellow Mountain has also thought marries it.” “或许,豆豆想和宋书航你结婚,然后生一个楚楚？”灭凤公子突然道:“因为豆豆说不定是只犬娘。别忘记黄山前辈还想过将它嫁出去。” Song Shuhang: „!!!” 宋书航:“！！！” The possibility that the young master you spoke, was too frightened. 公子你讲的这个可能,太惊悚了。 Group of Fellow Daoists turns the head to observe closely Venerable Yellow Mountain. 众道友转头盯住黄山尊者。 „Relax, I will not marry Little Friend Shuhang's Doudou.” Venerable Yellow Mountain calmly said: „After all, Doudou currently has the engagement object.” “放心吧,我不会将豆豆嫁给书航小友的。”黄山尊者平静道:“毕竟,豆豆现在有婚约对象了。” Did Doudou have the engagement object? Can it get married? 豆豆又有婚约对象了？它又又要结婚了？ „Passing that this said.” Senior Turtle nods, said: „Dog Monster Doudou estimated that contracted before the wedding the phobophobia. When this illness outbreak, some people will choose to evade the marriage, does not dare to face, even some people will do the matter of fleeing marriage. Some people will want also to draw in the vortex of marriage the nearby companion, sharing before the wedding panic-stricken. When some people hopes with the companion chats, can naturally raise ‚marriage’ this topic, then obtains some psychological comforts through the discussion. Perhaps this dog monster is hopes and you chats the marriage, chats the future. Chats Song Shuhang you to whom marry, has several children and so on. What a pity was broken.” “这就说的通了。”龟前辈点头,道:“犬妖豆豆估计是患了婚前恐惧症。这个病症发作时,有人会选择逃避婚姻,不敢面对,甚至有人会做出逃婚的事。有人会希望将边上的同伴也拖入婚姻的漩涡,共享婚前的惊恐。有人会希望在和同伴聊天时,能自然提起‘婚姻’这个话题,然后通过讨论来得到一些心理上的安慰。这只犬妖说不定是希望和你们聊聊婚姻,聊聊未来。聊聊宋书航你要和谁结婚,生几个孩子之类的。可惜被打断了。” Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx Another side. 另一边。 Beside Tián Tiān (Heaven) Island. 田天岛之外。 [Anything Can Sell] big shot, on the phone, agree on the location of 'delivery'. 什么都能卖大佬,在电话中和人约定好‘交货’的地点。 Finished conversation time he turned the head, then saw the Soft Feather small fairy maiden, drilled from Tián Tiān (Heaven) Island. 结束通话的时候他一转头,便看到羽柔子小仙子,也从田天岛中钻出。