Song Shuhang sat in the copilot place. 宋书航原本是坐在副驾驶座的。 But afterward, that...... wait named Fairy Quiet, this fairy maiden named specifically? 但后来,那位叫静耶仙子......等下,这位仙子具体叫啥名来着？ In any case is that fairy maiden, after behind lay down the little while, as if lies down is being a little bored, drew Song Shuhang behind, accompanied her to lie down together. 反正就是那位仙子,在后面躺了会儿后,似乎躺着有点无聊,就将宋书航也拉到了后面,陪她一起躺着了。 Her movement is very natural, radically does not seem like with Song Shuhang first meeting. Moreover was being drawn by her, Song Shuhang had not felt that the resistance...... his instinct, as if acknowledged this fairy maiden. Whatever he she is drawing, lies down with her on air-bed, looks at the star by the transparent skylight glass. 她的动作很自然,根本不像是和宋书航第一次见面。而且被她拉着时,宋书航也没有感觉到抗拒......他的本能,似乎承认了这位仙子。他就任由她拉着,和她一起躺在气床上,透过透明的天窗玻璃看星星。 Stares at the starry sky to be in a daze, Song Shuhang felt that the atmosphere is a little awkward. 盯着星空发呆,宋书航感觉气氛有点尴尬。 At this time, looked for a topic to chat, under alleviation atmosphere? 这个时候,找个话题聊聊,缓解下气氛？ Song Shuhang looked at the static clothes fairy maiden of , sees the book in her hand, asked freely spoken: „Fairy Quiet Rain, do you like reading?” 宋书航望了眼边上的静衣仙子,看到她手中的书,顺口问道:“静雨仙子,你喜欢看书？” Fairy maiden laughed: „Likes.” 仙子嘻嘻一笑:“喜欢。” Then, did not have as follows. 然后,就没下文了。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” It is not good, this topic cannot chat, must change a topic evidently. 不行,这话题聊不下去,看样子要换个话题。 What good chatted? Did not chat the book words, chatted Doudou? 聊点什么好？不聊书的话,聊豆豆？ „Moreover, the Dao name I said a moment ago is Quiet Night yō. Quiet Night from 《Thoughts on a Quiet Night》 (《Jìng Yè Sī》).” The fairy maiden also added. “另外,我刚才说的道号是静夜哟。《静夜思》的那个静夜。”仙子又补充道。 „oh, is the meaning of this poem.” Song Shuhang nodded his head. “哦,原来是这首诗的意思。”宋书航点了点头。 The feeling topic opened, that then follows the topic, can chat the little while casually, anything can chat. 感觉话题打开了,那接下来顺着话题,就可以随便聊会儿,什么都可以聊聊。 While Song Shuhang is thinking time, Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty appears suddenly. 正当宋书航这么想着的时候,功德蛇美人突然浮现。 After she appears, changes into the average person size, straight that the long tail stretches. Then, she pushes to Song Shuhang and this Fairy Thoughts on a Quiet Night (Jìng Yè Sī) forcefully. 她出现后,化为普通人大小,长长的尾巴绷的笔直。然后,她强行挤到宋书航和这位静夜思仙子中间。 „Fairy Promise and Waiting, do what ne?” Song Shuhang doubtfully asked. “诺言与等待仙子,干啥呢？”宋书航疑惑问道。 Fairy @#%x opened the mouth, sends out an electron to synthesize voice from her mouth: „I use the lamp to appreciate my sword when I get drunk, In my dream, I return the military base surrounded by the sound of horn!” ＠＃％×仙子开口了,从她口中发出一个电子合成声音:“醉里挑灯看剑,梦回吹角连营！” Song Shuhang: „???” 宋书航:“？？？” „Studies late into the night and gets up at dawn to study somemore, when the son studies.” Fairy @#%x continues to discuss with that electronic synthesis sound. “三更灯火五更鸡,正是男儿读书时。”＠＃％×仙子继续用那个电子合成声念道。 Song Shuhang a confused face. 宋书航一脸懵逼。 „Where hears lantern does not look like.” Fairy @#%x continues to mumble, her body pushes slightly, pushes Song Shuhang one side. Her tail also unceasing moving, drives Song Shuhang to the distant place. “何处闻灯不看来。”＠＃％×仙子继续念念有词,她的身体微微一挤,将宋书航挤到一边。她的尾巴还不断的甩动,将宋书航驱向更远处。 Then, she and Fairy Thoughts on a Quiet Night (Jìng Yè Sī) lying down firmly in the same place. 然后,她自己和静夜思仙子牢牢的躺在一起。 „Silly Shuhang, your family Ancient language fairy maiden is shutting out you are a light bulb. You have not listened to the lines that she read, in three sentences to bring ‚lamp’.” Doudou drive a car, while said with a smile. “傻书航,你家远古语言仙子在嫌弃你是灯泡呢。你没听她念的台词,三句里都带着‘灯’嘛。”豆豆一边开车,一边笑道。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Why Doudou can you understand the meaning of Fairy Promise and Waiting? How are your electric wave channels to? 为什么豆豆你能理解诺言与等待仙子的意思？你们的电波频道是怎么对上的？ However, Doudou opens immortal boat to open may slide. At least at present looks like, skill must fling Fairy East Six several streets. 不过,豆豆开仙舟开的可溜了。至少目前看来,技术要甩东方六仙子好几条街。 „Ha Ha.” Fairy Thoughts on a Quiet Night (Jìng Yè Sī) exudes one delightful laughter, she puts out a hand to hold the Fairy @#%x's small hand, two people ten fingers are intertwined, buckle. “哈哈。”静夜思仙子发出一串悦耳的笑声,她伸手抓住＠＃％×仙子的小手,两人十指交缠、相扣。 Fairy @#%x turns the head, is looking at the nearby long braid fairy maiden. She is crooked the head, seems thinking deeply about anything. ＠＃％×仙子转过头来,望着边上的长辫子仙子。她歪着脑袋,似乎在思索着什么。 „Fairy Thoughts on a Quiet Night (Jìng Yè Sī)...... is not right, Fairy Quiet Night, do you and Fairy Promise and Waiting know?” Song Shuhang quietly asked. “静夜思仙子......不对,静夜仙子,你和诺言与等待仙子认识吗？”宋书航出声问道。 If not for knows, how Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty can be so affectionate with others? 若不是认识的话,功德蛇美人怎么会和别人如此亲昵？ „You can call me Thoughts on a Quiet Night, I will not mind.” braided pigtail fairy maiden laughed, she has not answered the Song Shuhang's issue. “你可以叫我静夜思,我不会介意的。”麻花辫仙子嘻嘻一笑,她却没有回答宋书航的问题。 Fairy @#%x extends another hand, touches on the face of Fairy Thoughts on a Quiet Night (Jìng Yè Sī). Her small hand has traced the eyebrow, eye socket, nose and mouth. ＠＃％×仙子伸出另一只手,摸在静夜思仙子的脸上。她的小手摸过眉毛、眼眶、鼻子、嘴巴。 „It is not you.” Suddenly, Fairy @#%x opens the mouth to say. “不是你。”突然,＠＃％×仙子开口道。 This time is not the electron synthesizes voice, has not read the lines. But is her own voice...... 这次不是电子合成声音,也没有念台词。而是她自己的声音...... Song Shuhang curious looking to Fairy @#%x. 宋书航好奇的望向＠＃％×仙子。 To be honest, Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty accompanies he such long time, has almost not spoken with her own voice. 说实话,功德蛇美人陪伴他这么久的时间,几乎就没怎么用她自己的声音说过话。 She opens the mouth each time, either is the Song Shuhang's pitiful yell sound recording, either is the electronic combination tone, either is the lines that in TV series records. 她每次开口,要么是宋书航的惨叫录音,要么是电子合成音,要么是电视剧里录制下来的台词。 „Its me, also not me.” Fairy Thoughts on a Quiet Night (Jìng Yè Sī) said in a soft voice. “是我也不是我。”静夜思仙子柔声道。 Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty retracts own hand, retracts including the hand that ten fingers buckle. Then, she starts to sway back and forth on the air bed. 功德蛇美人缩回自己的手,连十指相扣的手也缩回。然后,她开始在气垫床上打滚起来。 It seems like she very anxious appearance. 看起来她很焦躁的样子。 She rolls to the Fairy Thoughts on a Quiet Night (Jìng Yè Sī), also starts counter- rolling, a roller to Song Shuhang's side. 她滚到静夜思仙子的边上,又开始反着滚,一路滚到宋书航的身边。 In Song Shuhang's side after a slight pause, she continued to roll the rolling in the past, ground Song Shuhang. 在宋书航的身边略一停顿后,她继续滚着辗压过去,将宋书航碾了一遍。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty ground, has rolled from Song Shuhang body again. 功德蛇美人又碾了回来,重新从宋书航身上滚过。 Rolls, rolls. 滚过去,又滚过来。 After several minutes . 几分钟后。 Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty played to become addicted. 功德蛇美人玩上瘾了。 She is no longer anxious. 她不再焦躁。 Her gǔn gǔn gǔn, has ground from Song Shuhang body. Then rolls, grinds again. 她一路滚滚滚,从宋书航身上碾过。然后又滚回来,再碾一遍。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Fairy Thoughts on a Quiet Night (Jìng Yè Sī) lay, rests one's chin in one's hands single-handedly, smiles to look at Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty that Song Shuhang and sways back and forth: „Fairy @#%x is such cute, has not changed.” 静夜思仙子趴了起来,一手托腮,笑眯眯望着宋书航和打滚的功德蛇美人:“＠＃％×仙子还是这么可爱,一点都没有变。” She with Ancient language, called the Fairy Promise and Waiting name directly. 她是用远古语言,直接叫出了诺言与等待仙子的名字。 【Really, she knows Fairy @#%x.】 Song Shuhang secretly said in heart. 【果然,她认识＠＃％×仙子。】宋书航心中暗道。 At this time, Fairy @#%x played greasily. 这时,＠＃％×仙子玩腻了。 She stopped, again card in Song Shuhang and Fairy Thoughts on a Quiet Night (Jìng Yè Sī) middle. 她停了下来,重新卡在宋书航和静夜思仙子的中间。 Then, she starts to have a thought various lines. 然后,她开始念起各种台词。 The lines in lines and movie in TV series. 电视剧中的台词、电影中的台词。 Mostly is that female main character dies when the male lead bosom that lines, are many one hear to feel very disgusting love poem. 大多都是那种女主角死在男主角怀中时的那种台词,还有很多一听就感觉很肉麻的情诗。 After broadcasting the lines, she starts to read the ancient poetry, this time changed into the electronic sound to read. 播放完台词后,她又开始念古诗,这次换成了电子音来念。 After reading the ancient poetry, she started to read various types by Song Shuhang's voice ‚backup lines’. 念完古诗后,她又开始以宋书航的声音开始念各种‘备份台词’。 „Aaaah ~ ~” beginning is the four sounds melodious feigning death pitiful yell. “啊啊啊啊~~”开场是四声抑扬顿挫的装死惨叫。 Then yes...... 接着是...... „What is filial piety?” “何为孝？” „What is love?” “何为爱？” „Knows the maternal love great?” “知道母爱的伟大吗？” From Ruism Holy Man's classics Pregnancy Triple Questions. 来自儒家圣人的经典怀孕三连问。 „don't know anything, still dares to play around?” “什么都不知道,还出来混什么混？” These words, when Song Shuhang forget saying that but this voice indeed is his voice. 这句话,宋书航自己都忘记是在什么时候讲过,但这声音的确是他的声音。 „My humble self is Tyrant Song, the age 18, please advise much. If I have the offending place, do you want to come and beat me ah?” “在下霸宋,年龄十八,请多多指教。如果我有得罪的地方,你们来打我啊？” This is Soft Feather's voice, does not know when was also recorded by Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty. 这句是羽柔子的声音,不知道什么时候也被功德蛇美人记录下来。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” He felt, Beautiful Snakewoman script library was too rich? Not is only his, even Soft Feather's was voice recorded? Moreover did some lines a little draw the hatred? 他感觉,蛇美人的台词库是不是太丰富了点？不仅是他的,连羽柔子的声音都被录制了？而且有些台词是不是有点太拉仇恨了？ „you are dead, evil human. Today, no one could save you! Any person who catches our Sea Urchin Warrior blood, will be entire worlds and realms Sea Urchin Warrior's common enemy, you will unable to escape, even if will be the ends of the earth also unable avoidance. Not is only you, your family member will be punished by Sea Urchin Warrior's! You could not hide, you did not have the means of livelihood! However, if you obediently cut off your own head, I will spare your family members' lives!” “你死定了,罪恶的人类。今天,谁也救不了你！凡是染上我们海胆战士鲜血的人,将是全世界海胆战士的共敌,你逃不掉的,哪怕是天涯海角也无法躲避。不光是你,就连你的家人都会受到海胆战士的制裁！你躲不了,你没有活路！不过,若你乖乖的割下头颅,我可以饶你家人一命！” Sea Urchin Warrior's lines. 还有海胆战士的台词。 Finally, Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty switch returned to Song Shuhang's voice: „Little White, when your long hair and marrying, do marry me to be possible......?” 最后,功德蛇美人又切换回了宋书航的声音:“小白,待你长发及嫁,嫁我可......？” Song Shuhang jumping fast, has put out a hand to cover the Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty's mouth stubbornly. 宋书航已经飞快的跃起,伸手死死捂住功德蛇美人的嘴巴。 fuck, how this lines came out. 卧艹,这句台词怎么出来了。 However late...... the lines had read quickly. 但是迟了......台词都已经快念完了。 Front, opens immortal boat's Doudou to turn the head: „fuck!” 前方,开仙舟的豆豆转过头来:“卧艹！” He has not misunderstood, this is Song Shuhang's voice. 他没听错,这是宋书航的声音。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Heavens Above, I am that wants to shout ‚fuck’ person. 望天,我才是那个想要喊‘卧艹’的人。 „Looks over in Nine Provinces (1) Group so many fellow daoist, I take you, Shuhang!” Doudou admires to say. “纵观九洲一号群里那么多道友,我就服你,书航！”豆豆佩服道。 „No, matter It's not like what you think.” Song Shuhang said: „These words, are actually Senior White......” “不,事情不是你想象的那样的。”宋书航道:“这句话,其实是白前辈......” When telling only half, he feels improper. 在说到一半时,他又感觉到不妥。 About Senior White True Illusion, white horse static garment young man confession hidden plot, the Nine Provinces (1) Group's member has not as if known. 关于白前辈真实的幻象中,白马静衫少年郎告白这段隐藏剧情,九洲一号群的成员似乎都还不知道。 If he discussed this matter, can be flown in Sun by a sword directly? 如果他将这事讲出来,会不会直接被一剑飞到太阳中去？ „In brief, these words are not my original. I repeated at that time, finally almost died.” Song Shuhang deep sighing. “总之,这句话不是我原创的。我当时只是复述了遍,结果就差点没命了。”宋书航深深的叹了口气。 „so that's how it is.” Doudou nods: „Also right, with Shuhang your character, will definitely not mention this lines.” “原来如此。”豆豆点了点头:“也对,以书航你的性格,肯定不会讲出这种台词。” -- Doudou type false reply. ——豆豆式虚伪的回复。 „Antipode.” Song Shuhang said: „The lines of this sense of shame explosion, do not tally with my style.” “对极。”宋书航道:“这种羞耻感暴炸的台词,和我的画风都不符合。” Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty: „wú wú wú ~ ~” 功德蛇美人:“唔唔唔~~” Song Shuhang does not dare to put her to broadcast the lines now again randomly, if broadcast any strange lines, his small heart and liver could not bear. 宋书航现在可不敢再放她乱播放台词了,万一又播放出了什么诡异的台词,他的小心肝受不了。 Therefore Song Shuhang summoned forcefully Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty, and closed/pass her confinement, did not let her materialisation, only let her with the pure Light of Karmic Virtue's pattern, was attached to body. 于是宋书航强行将功德蛇美人召唤回去,并关了她禁闭,不让她具现化,只让她以纯功德之光的模式,附在自己身上。 Fairy Thoughts on a Quiet Night (Jìng Yè Sī) at the same time smiling is looking at present one, did not interpose. 一边的静夜思仙子笑盈盈的望着眼前的一幕,也不插话。 ...... ...... ...... ...... immortal boat under Doudou's driving, returns to Earth. 仙舟在豆豆的驾驶下,回归地球。 Doudou descends time, is direct one grips, has not seen the place. 豆豆降落的时候,是直接一头扎下去,也没看准降落地点。 When landing, under seems like the oceanic province. 降落时,下方似乎是海洋区域。 „Quiet Rain...... is not right.” Song Shuhang thinks in the mind under Li Bai, then thinks of « Thoughts on a Quiet Night ». “静雨......不对。”宋书航在脑海中想了下李白,然后又想到《静夜思》。 „Fairy Thoughts on a Quiet Night (Jìng Yè Sī), do you want to go? Needs to deliver to the destination you not?” Song Shuhang asked. “静夜思仙子,你要去哪？需要将你送到目的地不？”宋书航问道。 Fairy Thoughts on a Quiet Night (Jìng Yè Sī) beckons with the hand, said: „no need lā, my destination below, I wants to go to the Pacific Ocean basin. Our right here farewell.” 静夜思仙子摆了摆手,道:“不用啦,我的目的地就在下面了,我本来就想去太平洋区域。那我们就在这里告别。” „see you next time!” Her laughed, summoned own Living Soul Golden Book. “我们下回见！”她嘻嘻一笑,重新召唤出自己的本命金书。 Then she opens windows, leapt from windows dexterously. 然后她打开车窗,从车窗中轻巧的跃了出去。 Golden Book huge, supports her figure. 金书巨大化,将她的身形托住。 She sits on Golden Book, is waving to Song Shuhang: „Bye.” 她坐在金书上,对着宋书航挥了挥手:“再见。” „Bye.” Song Shuhang said with a nod. “再见。”宋书航点头道。 „Doudou, is the immortal boat energy sufficient? We return to China.” Song Shuhang also asked. “豆豆,仙舟能量还充足吗？我们回华夏。”宋书航又问道。 Doudou: „Relax, does not open Crazily Escaping Mode, energy definitely no problem.” 豆豆:“放心,不开疯狂逃脱模式,能量完全没问题。” immortal boat transfers the direction, goes toward the China's position line. 仙舟调转方向,往华夏的位置行去。 Fairy Thoughts on a Quiet Night (Jìng Yè Sī) sits on Golden Book, looks at immortal boat to go far away, says with a smile: „When next time will meet, can like first meeting.” 静夜思仙子坐在金书上,望着仙舟远去,笑道:“下次见面时,又可以像初次见面一样了。” „Why are you?” Her body, sends out another voice, is Fairy Cheng Lin's voice. “你这是何必呢？”她身上,发出另一个声音,是程琳仙子的声音。 „Actually, this type 【Regardless of the young girl made anything, man actually unable remembers her. He does not know the young girl completely made how big effort for him in secret】 The plot, looks like the chapter in tragedy literature, really makes one...... want to stop but cannot.” Ye Si takes out tragedy literature books, both eyes shines: „It is not wonderful, I seem to be enjoying myself.” “其实,这种【无论少女做了什么,那男人却总是无法记住她。他完全不知道少女暗中为他做出了多么巨大努力】的剧情,就像是悲剧文学中的篇章,实在让人......欲罢不能。”叶思取出一本悲剧文学书籍,双眼发亮:“不妙,我仿佛乐在其中。” Fairy Cheng Lin: „......” 程琳仙子:“......” What strange thinking mode is this? Literary young girl department? 这是哪门子诡异的思维方式？文学少女系？