Shop owners: „......” 店家:“......” My family sells immortal boat's, why can meet Ancient language's customer service? 我家是卖仙舟的,为什么要有会远古语言的客服啊？ Do you feel embarrassed me sincerely? 你这是诚心为难我？ Like this facing customer that creates obstacles for the shop owner, I backhand am...... to praise! 面对这样刁难店家的客户,我反手就是一个......赞！ The buyer is Senior Yellow Mountain, newly promoted Venerable. 买家是黄山前辈啊,新晋尊者。 The entire Cultivation World's people know, the Senior Yellow Mountain personal connection may be broad. 整个修真界的人都知道,黄山前辈人脉可广了。 The most important thing is, Senior Yellow Mountain was the senior customer, he has more than 300 lists in the order that in own family/home bought. Like this super client, set a point excessive request occasionally, naturally can forgive, he wanted certainly a to praise. 最重要的是,黄山前辈是老客户了,他在自己家里买的订单已经有近三百多单。这样的大客户,偶尔提出一点过分的要求,当然是可以原谅的啦,他当然还是要点个赞的。 „Senior Yellow Mountain your wait for a while, I ask.” Shopkeeper replied. “黄山前辈您稍等下,我去问问。”店长回复道。 After two minutes . 两分钟后。 Named ‚Little Ke’ younger sister customer service, replaced the shopkeeper: „Senior Yellow Mountain hello, I am customer service Little Ke, I know something to Ancient language. What need Senior Yellow Mountain do you have?” 一个叫‘小可’的妹子客服,接替了店长:“黄山前辈您好,我是客服小可,我对远古语言略知一二。黄山前辈您有什么需要吗？” „I want to know ‚the phoenix calls from bamboo stand, white pony grazes pasture land. wise teachings dress each plant and tree, bounty everywhere we see.’ These two can «Thousand Character Classic», how read with Ancient language? I read this two sentences time, the tongue could not adjust. What know-how does this inside have?” Song Shuhang is shivering the typing. “我想知道‘鸣凤在竹,白驹食场。化被草木,赖及万方。’这两名《千字文》,用远古语言要怎么念？我念这两句的时候,舌头就是调整不过来。这里面有什么窍门吗？”宋书航颤抖着打字。 Little Ke: „ Senior Yellow Mountain in study Ancient language? Yes, this two sentences words with the words that Ancient language read, the difficulty was big. Because the tongue needs to conduct more than ten changes. The concrete change, how should I say ne...... about the same is ↑ ↑ ↓ ↑ ← 小可:“黄山前辈在学远古语言？是的,这两句话用远古语言来念的话,难度较大。因为其中舌头需要进行十多种变化。具体的变化,怎么说好呢......差不多是↑↑↓↑← …… …… …… …… …… …… „Good, troubled you.” Song Shuhang tremblingly said. “好,麻烦你了。”宋书航颤抖着道。 After the moment, customer service Little Ke sent a video to give Shuhang. 片刻后,客服小可发了一段视频给书航。 Song Shuhang first mobile video voice closure. 宋书航先将手机视频声音关闭。 The video opens, when the picture Miss Little Ke's tongue flexible rolling up and pushing along, demonstrates Ancient language rolling up and pushing along and change of tongue. 视频打开,画面上小可姑娘的舌头灵活的卷动,演示远古语言时舌头的卷动和变化。 This difficulty, is really not the movement that the average person can make. 这难度,果然不是普通人能做出的动作。 Song Shuhang comprehended matter-- to meet Ancient language's fellow daoist, certainly had a flexible tongue. 宋书航领悟了一件事情——会远古语言的道友,一定拥有一条灵活的舌头。 After having the video explanation of Little Ke customer service, Song Shuhang turn head studied again was trying several in Academic Tyrant System, on lucky success. 有了小可客服的视频讲解后,宋书航再回头学着在学霸系统里试了几遍,就幸运的成功了。 Really, the Ancient language's course, the light listens to ‚pronunciation’ is being incorrect, must be joined to ‚the change movement of tongue’. 果然,远古语言的教程,光是听着‘读音’是不行的,必须得配上‘舌头的变化动作’来。 This point also writes down, by that time feedback gives Senior White. 这一点也记下来,到时候反馈给白前辈。 wait for the next time Senior White Academic Tyrant System upgrades the time, making him probably add on this function. 等下次白前辈对学霸系统进行升级的时候,让他一定要加上这个功能。 Moreover, this customer service miss is careful, explains also to approve very much. A while buys immortal boat, must give her five-star good review. 另外,这个客服姑娘细心,讲解起来也很赞。一会儿买完仙舟,一定要给她个五星好评。 After rushing smoothly this has closed, Song Shuhang relaxes, finished by the thunder and lightning human form teacher electricity ball conducts ‚Spur of Love’ the curriculum, and took this time academic tyrant points smoothly. 顺利闯过这一关后,宋书航松了口气,结束了被雷电人形导师用电球进行‘爱的鞭策’的课程,并顺利拿下了本次的学霸积分。 „Senior Yellow Mountain, do you have other issues?” Miss Little Ke inquired. “黄山前辈,您还有其它问题吗？”小可姑娘询问道。 Although when sells the thing, instructing others to study Ancient language is a very strange matter. But the opposite party is Senior Yellow Mountain, is the super client, must give him to select the privilege. 虽然在卖东西的时候,指导别人学远古语言是种很奇怪的事情。但对方是黄山前辈,是大客户,必须要给他点特权。 „Temporarily did not have, many thanks Fairy Little Ke. Moreover, if I will have the issue on Ancient language next time, but can also look for you not?” Song Shuhang asked. “暂时没有了,多谢小可仙子。另外,如果下次我在远古语言上有问题的话,还可以找你不？”宋书航问道。 Little Ke: „......” 小可:“......” After long time, Little Ke gently and cautiously replied: „Senior Yellow Mountain, I am very busy.” 半晌后小可小心翼翼回复道:“黄山前辈,我很忙的。” Shopkeeper-- said that cannot offend Senior Yellow Mountain, manner of speaking must be gentle and soft, does not want direct refusal. ——店长说了,不能得罪黄山前辈,语气要温柔点,不要正面拒绝。 „good work. We chatted immortal boat again, I to finally this ‚hybrid power’ new model was interested very much. This performance how?” The Song Shuhang earnest start and Little Ke exchange. “辛苦了。那我们再来谈谈仙舟吧,我对最后这个‘混合动力’的新款很感兴趣。这个性能怎么样？”宋书航认真的开始和小可交流起来。 multitasking, attended a lecture, while buys immortal boat. 一心二用,一边听课,一边买仙舟。 Song Shuhang is it economizes in the reason that this hybrid power comparison is interested. 宋书航对这款混合动力比较感兴趣的原因就是它省钱。 It can use the aviation fuel and spirit stone hybrid strength, the most important thing is, this thing can also fill the energy by cultivator. 它可以用航空燃油和灵石混动力,最重要的是,这东西还可以由修士自己填充能量。 -- this Song Shuhang likes. ——这点宋书航喜欢。 His present penta-core gold core + top rank spirit ghost, is being ‚nervous that spirit power rises’ the type. This spirit power, does not need also to waste. Uses on immortal boat, but can also fly some time. 他现在五核金丹＋上阶灵鬼,正属于‘灵力涨的慌’的这个类型。这一身的灵力,不用也浪费。用在仙舟上,还能飞一段时间。 Little Ke sees ‚Senior Yellow Mountain’ finally after to talking about Ancient language this topic, immediately relaxes. Her Ancient language level is not high, she is also a beginner. 小可见‘黄山前辈’终于不在聊远古语言这个话题后,顿时松了口气。她的远古语言水平也不高,她也是初学者。 Then, she introduced the new model performance-to-price ratio and function to Song Shuhang fast. 然后,她飞快的给宋书航介绍起新款的性价比和功能来。 „Can the immortal boat's contour, switch?” Song Shuhang also asked. “仙舟的外形,能切换吗？”宋书航又问道。 In the picture, the immortal boat's contour mostly is ‚boat’ class shape. 画面上,仙舟的外形大多是‘舟’类的形态。 „Contour can at will switch, so long as you like, this ‚hybrid power immortal boat’, regardless of changes into what appearance to be good. But needs to add a re-equipping to spend the-- shopkeeper to say additionally, Senior Yellow Mountain was the senior customer, this re-equipping fee/spent exempted. Moreover, if the contour is too unusual, may affect the speed of immortal boat flight.” Little Ke added. “外形可以随意切换,只要您喜欢,这款‘混合动力仙舟’无论换成什么样子都行。但需要额外加点改装费——不过店长说了,黄山前辈是老客户了,这改装费就免了。另外,外形如果太奇特的话,可能会影响仙舟飞行的速度。”小可补充道。 „Transformers?” Song Shuhang quickly asked. “变形金刚可以吗？”宋书航飞快问道。 Fires into the blue sky and universe, is a man's dream. 冲向蓝天和宇宙,是男儿的梦想。 Operating the large-scale robot similarly is also a man's dream-- on the premise the cockpit isn't on the robot's fist. 开大型机器人同样也是男儿的梦想——前提是驾驶仓不要在机器人的拳头上。 „This looks quite complex, but should the difficulty not be big.” Little Ke replied. “这个只是看起来比较复杂,但应该难度不大。”小可回道。 „That had custom-made this...... the words of shape, took ordinary car as the basic form. Thus, under status that does not distort, I can also it, when the car use, will usually not waste. The attention, does not want manual tractor, does not want the excavator. So long as ordinary car shape.” Song Shuhang said. “那就定制这个了......形态的话,以普通轿车为基本形态。这样,不变形的状态下,我还可以将它当汽车使用,平时也不会浪费。注意,不要手扶拖拉机,也不要挖土机。只要普通的轿车形态。”宋书航道。 Little Ke: „no problem, can publish the blueprint at the latest tomorrow morning. by that time I transmit concept drawing to the senior you have a look.” 小可:“没问题,最迟明早就能出设计图。到时候我将概念图发送给前辈您看看。” “OK.” Song Shuhang reply. “成。”宋书航回复。 Little Ke: „That wished Senior Yellow Mountain cultivation base to strive, senior still have any other question?” 小可:“那祝黄山前辈修为精进,前辈还有其他问题吗？” „Did not have, has the issue I to look for you again.” Song Shuhang said. “没了,有问题我再找你。”宋书航道。 Little Ke: „Good, that Senior Yellow Mountain said goodbye.” 小可:“好的,那黄山前辈再见。” After finishing conversation, this Younger Sister Little Ke is pinching the chin, said to the shopkeeper: „Shopkeeper, I always felt that Senior Yellow Mountain today's character some are not right. Chat tone somewhat is also strange. Moreover you know immortal boat that he decides actually wants the Transformers shape.” 结束通话后,这位小可妹子捏着下巴,对店长道:“店长,我总感觉黄山前辈今天的性格有些不对劲。聊天的语气也有些古怪。而且您知道吗,他定的仙舟竟然要变形金刚形态的。” Shopkeeper heard until here, is suddenly enlighted immediately: „I understood, no wonder I also felt that today's Senior Yellow Mountain style is not right. The answer is clear, this time got online with us chats, is not Senior Yellow Mountain.” 店长听到这里,顿时恍然大悟:“我明白了,难怪我也感觉今天的黄山前辈画风不对。答案已经很明是了,这次上线和我们聊天的,不是黄山前辈。” „Who is that?” Younger Sister Little Ke doubtfully said. “那是谁？”小可妹子疑惑道。 The nearby also has a younger sister to say with a smile: „Who else can it be, definitely was Senior Yellow Mountain family's big pet monster Doudou.” 边上又有个妹子笑道:“还能是谁,肯定是黄山前辈家的大妖宠豆豆了呗。” „that's right, besides Doudou, in this world did not have others to be able with Senior Yellow Mountain's account to do the matter. Moreover a moment ago Senior Yellow Mountain's chat style, is the Doudou's style.” The shopkeeper affirms to say very much. “没错,除了豆豆外,这世界上也没有其他人能用黄山前辈的账号这么搞事了。而且刚才黄山前辈的聊天风格,也是豆豆的风格。”店长很肯定道。 „That...... this order do we also want to do?” Little Ke asked. “那......这张订单我们还要做吗？”小可问道。 Shopkeeper Ha Ha smiles: „Does, why not do it? Senior Yellow Mountain may favor to Doudou, words of Doudou under order with Senior Yellow Mountain account, Senior Yellow Mountain will also pay money finally silently, no need to be worried.” 店长哈哈一笑:“做,干嘛不做？黄山前辈对豆豆可宠了,豆豆用黄山前辈账号下订单的话,黄山前辈最后也会默默付款的,不用担心。” „Other day even Doudou after on Manual Tractor Competition arranged « Song of Big Idiot Yellow Mountain », the seniors have not punished Doudou. Doudou can become Senior Yellow Mountain's pet monster, is really its good fortune.” Someone else said. “上回连豆豆在手扶拖拉机大赛上编了一曲《黄山大傻之歌》后,前辈都没怎么惩罚豆豆呢。豆豆能成为黄山前辈的妖宠,真是它的福气。”又有人道。 ...... ...... ...... ...... Yellow Mountain immortal residence 黄山洞府 Is busy closing up, attacks Fifth Stage realm's Doudou, suddenly unfathomable mystery heart stopper. 忙着闭关,冲击五品境界的豆豆,突然莫名其妙的心塞。 „Always feels some people in the back lecture of my malicious remarks.” Doudou said. “总感觉有人在背后讲我坏话。”豆豆道。 Who can be speaking its malicious remarks? 会是谁在讲它坏话呢？ Generally speaking, what most will voice its complaint was Zhou Li, he is pursuing running away from home's daily, accumulated massive resentment. However, Zhou Li with special was happy recently, is inseparable, should have no free time to be right in the back lecture of its malicious remarks that his wife was together. 一般来说,最会发它牢骚的是周离了,他天天追着离家出走的自己,积累了大量的怨气。但是,周离最近和他媳妇相处的特别甜蜜,如胶似漆的,应该没空在背后讲它的坏话才对。 Then...... is Shuhang? 那么......是书航吗？ „Recently met tsukkomi I, only had Shuhang except for Zhou Li. Decided, several days later will ask him to go.” Doudou jumped, pulls oneself together. “最近会吐槽我的,除了周离也只有书航了。决定了,过几天就去找他去。”豆豆蹦了起来,抖擞精神。 deep meditation constantly divorces oneself from reality, is incorrect. 一味的闭死关是闭门造车,是不对的。 Therefore, it decided that oneself before promoting Fifth Stage, sees Shuhang-- to hear at the same time Chu Chu became the Shuhang's disciple. 所以,它决定自己在晋升五品前,去见书航一面——听说楚楚成了书航的弟子了。 „Although felt oneself promote Fifth Stage, is the matter of being settled. As long as the matter has an eventuality. Therefore, my is must before transcends tribulation, goes to and good friend sees finally one side.” Doudou start to find the excuse to oneself. “虽然感觉自己晋升五品,是板上钉钉的事。但凡事都有个万一。所以,我这是要趁着渡劫前,去和好友见最后一面。”豆豆自己开始给自己找理由。 This time it does not prepare running away from home. 这次它不准备离家出走。 Dogs will grow up, running away from home's routine played, Big Idiot Yellow Mountain met the immunity. Its this preparation must apply to Yellow Mountain, applies to see one side Shuhang. 狗总是会长大的,离家出走的套路玩多了,黄山大傻会免疫的。它这次准备要向黄山申请,申请去见书航一面。 Yellow Mountain has 80% possibilities, will agree that it sees Song Shuhang. 黄山有百分之八十的可能,会同意它去见宋书航。 „not bad, subscribed. In the weekend looks for him, fun.” Doudou said, runs fast to the Yellow Mountain's position. “不错,就这么订了。周末去找他,好好玩玩。”豆豆说罢,飞快向黄山的位置跑去。 ************ ************ The morning class, quick finished 上午的课,很快就结束了 Then is eats meal, midday rest. 然后就是吃饭、午休。 In the afternoon continues to attend class. 下午继续上课。 Afternoon time, Song Shuhang studied class Ancient language, the other time are used to study « Heavenly Master Genuine Technique: Thunder Technique Chapter ». « Thunder Technique Chapter » front several magecraft are « Thunderlight Finger » and «Thunder Palm». Again is «Thunder Attraction Art». 下午的时候,宋书航又学了一节课的远古语言,余下的时间则用来学习《天师正法——雷法篇》。《雷法篇》前面几个法术是《雷光一指》、《掌心雷》。再接下来是《引雷术》。 «Thunder Attraction Art» divides several stage-- thunder, two thunder, three thunder, four thunder as well as Five Thunderbolts. 《引雷术》分几个阶段——一雷、二雷、三雷、四雷以及五雷轰顶。 Another side. 另一边。 doppelgänger restaurant signature on West Orchid Island changing, so as to avoid some people mystical comes now-defunct that ‚escapes service’. 分身将兰西岛上的餐厅招牌给改了,免得又有人神神秘秘的过来点那个已经不存在的‘逃生服务’。 Chu Chu helps in West Orchid Island restaurant. 楚楚在兰西岛餐厅中帮忙。 She starts practice « immortal chef secret technique » obtained from Sealed Space. 她开始修炼从封闭空间中得到的《仙厨秘法》。 At present, she conducts to practice sabre skill and kitchen technique in use ordinary ingredient. 目前,她在使用普通的食材进行练习刀工和厨技。 Song Shuhang provided her a portion scallion tip quietly, making her practice in elimination ingredient in « immortal chef secret technique » Monster Qi segment. This matter temporarily do not make Scallion Lady know. 宋书航悄悄提供了她一部分葱尖尖,让她练习《仙厨秘术》中的去除食材中妖气的环节。这事暂时不要让葱娘知道。 Except that the Fat Ball big shot delivered a wave of stimulation to him after this morning, today a day, is very peaceful. 除了今天早上胖球大佬给他送了一波刺激后,今天一天,都很和平。 The puppet fairy maiden has not come back in the evening, she brought Little Yinzhu to go into Senior Medicine Master that building to rest directly, she as if bought a lot of things. The Song Shuhang comparison was worried oneself give her money, enough her expense? 傀儡仙子晚上没回来,她直接带着小音竹跑到药师前辈那幢楼里休息去了,她似乎买了很多东西。宋书航比较担心自己给她的钱,够不够她花销？ The dim light of night arrives. 夜色降临。 Song Shuhang lying down on own bed, is looking at the moonlight of out of the window. 宋书航久违的躺在自己的床上,望着窗外的月光。 Passed today, still have four more days. 过了今天,还有四天。 „Good night, everyone.” Song Shuhang said in a soft voice. “晚安,大家。”宋书航轻声道。 Today Controlling Sabre has flown Jiangnan University Campus from West Orchid Island, with the Fat Ball resentment one wave, he is somewhat tired. 今天御刀从兰西岛一直飞到江南大学城,又和胖球怼了一波,他是有些累了。 Song Shuhang closes the eye, revolution «True Self Meditation Scripture», sleeps while perks up. 宋书航闭上眼睛,运转《真我冥想经》,一边睡觉一边恢复精神。