Affected, Senior White closes up, but can also remember to lead them the matter that goes to Immortal Food Feast to play. If on by that time Immortal Food Feast has Senior White the thing that likes eating, must eat the duplicate to Senior White. 感动,白前辈闭关的时候,还能想起带他们去食仙宴玩耍的事情。到时候食仙宴上若是有白前辈喜欢吃的东西,一定要给白前辈吃双份。 „Shuhang, send me your coordinate, I bring Fellow Daoist Yellow Mountain and Doudou directly go to your.” Senior White in group inside lane. “书航,你们的坐标发我,我直接带黄山道友和豆豆去你们那。”白前辈又在群里道。 Heavenly Way small black room's ‚transparence’ from the beginning does not have an effect on Senior White...... 天道小黑屋的‘透明化’从一开始就对白前辈不起作用...... Soft Feather sent a coordinates to share in Nine Provinces (1) Group. 羽柔子在九洲一号群里发了个坐标共享。 „I'm going right now.” Senior White said. “我马上过去。”白前辈道。 At this time, Yellow Mountain's Heart is Tired and Wanted to Retire said: „Sage White waits a bit, I have something to take, comes immediately.” 这时,黄山心好累好想退休道:“白圣稍等,我有些东西要取一下,马上就来。” „Good.” Senior White said. “好。”白前辈道。 Since comprehending the space talent, hurried along no need to be anxious. 自从领悟了空间天赋后,赶路就不用急了。 I'm Sir Yellow Mountain's Loyal Dog: „Senior White, both of us abandon Big Idiot Yellow Mountain quietly, he hauls......” 我是黄山大人的忠犬:“白前辈,我们俩人悄悄将黄山大傻扔下吧,他拖拖拉拉的......” [ System prompt:( ******) I'm Sir Yellow Mountain's Loyal Dog already by the manager Silenced 1 day.] [系统提示:(******)我是黄山大人的忠犬已经被管理员禁言一天。] Mad Sabre Three Waves: „Doudou! Doudou! You by Silenced good miserable Ah~~” 狂刀三浪:“豆豆！豆豆！你被禁言的好惨啊~~” Loose Practitioner North River: „Is Senior Yellow Mountain Silenced?” 北河散人:“是黄山前辈禁言的？” Great Luoism's True Monarch Rainmoon: „No, is I bans. [Thumbs Up]” 大罗教雨月真君:“不,是我禁的。【大拇指表情】” Loose Practitioner North River: „?” 北河散人:“？” Fairy Rain Moon: „Today has fellow daoist to me calculate a trigram, said that I am not suitable today meet the puppy, with the puppy exchange. Therefore, I Doudou banning, so as to avoid the Doudou's topic arouses my interest.” 雨月仙子:“今天有道友给我算了一卦,说我今天不宜遇见小狗,也不要和小狗交流。所以,我将豆豆给禁了,免得豆豆的话题引起我的兴趣。” Fairy Lychee: „[Cold Sweat]” 荔枝仙子:“【冷汗表情】” „Calculator of Black Trigrams' trigram?” Loose Practitioner North River asked. “算黑卦的的卦？”北河散人问道。 „No, is not. If the Copper Trigram's trigram, I can instead ponder over.” Fairy Rain Moon said. “不,不是。如果是铜卦的卦,我会反着琢磨的。”雨月仙子道。 Immortal Master Copper Trigram: „Draws excrement also get unjustly implicated? World diviner so many, why felt that all trigrams are I calculate?” 铜卦仙师:“拉个屎也躺枪？天下卦师那么多,凭什么感觉所有的卦都是我算的？” „Because you are black.” Loose Practitioner North River said. “因为你黑。”北河散人道。 Immortal Master Copper Trigram: „Long black isn't Guo Da?” 铜卦仙师:“长的黑的不是郭大嘛？” Splitting Yang Halberd Guo Da: „[Moe Moe Doudou's Dog Head]” 破阳戟郭大:“【萌萌豆豆狗头表情】” Splitting Yang Halberd Guo Da: „[Angrily Rubs Dog's Head]” 破阳戟郭大:“【怒搓楼上狗头表情】” Splitting Yang Halberd Guo Da: „Eats the bowl noodles to be hit? Didn't the long black have the human rights?” 破阳戟郭大:“吃碗面都中枪？长的黑就没人权了？” „Guo Da long black, but his white as ivory.” Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman for Guo Da discuss say/way. “郭大长的黑,但他牙白。”七生符府主替郭大辩道。 Splitting Yang Halberd Guo Da modestly said: „Actually my tooth is not white, the tooth of Fellow Daoist Snow Wolf is very white, enviable. It uses certainly the black elder sister toothpaste frequently.” 破阳戟郭大谦虚道:“其实我的牙齿不算白,雪狼道友的牙齿才特别白,让人羡慕。它一定经常用黑姐牙膏。” „Is black elder sister toothpaste the product of which family/home? To Fellow Daoist Guo Da advertising expenditure?” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix hēi hēi said with a smile: „Moreover, there is a saying ‚in white incision is black’. Fellow Daoist Snow Wolf whole body snow white, perhaps is in our group most abdomen black that.” “黑姐牙膏是谁家的产品？给郭大道友广告费了吗？”灭凤公子嘿嘿一笑道:“另外,有句话叫‘白的切开里面都是黑的’。雪狼道友浑身都雪白的,或许才是我们群里最腹黑的那个。” „I was low-key do not dare to speak, was this hit?” Cave Lord Snow Wolf a confused face. “我都低调不敢说话了,这都中枪？”雪狼洞主一脸懵逼。 The spear/gun that Ma's who fires, how many circles circled, finally counterattacks he? 特玛的谁开的枪,绕了几个圈,最后还击中他？ Nine Provinces (1) Group's get unjustly implicated chain. 九洲一号群的躺枪链。 ...... ...... ...... ...... After the news that Sage White goes out travels, Nine Provinces (1) Group's fellow daoists sets out in abundance, goes to Immortal Food Feast venue. 白圣出关的消息传开后,九洲一号群的道友们纷纷起身,前往食仙宴会场。 The crisis signal relieves. 危机信号解除。 Then enjoys the Immortal Food Feast's time. 接下来是享用食仙宴的时间。 At this time, in Nine Provinces (1) Group. 这时,九洲一号群内。 Senior White sent an information: „yí? Has Profound Sage Sermon that has not received? I shut a pass/test the time, there is new Profound Sage to appear? Who is the eighth Saint?” 白前辈又发了条信息:“咦？有个未接收的玄圣讲法？我闭个关的时间,又有新的玄圣出现了？第八圣是谁？” „wait, wait Senior White, first do not look.” Song Shuhang called out with voice function fast. “等下,等下白前辈,先别看。”宋书航用语音功能飞快叫道。 This is not sermon of eighth Saint, this is Profound Demon Tyrant Ru's sermon, will look will be pregnant. 这不是第八圣的讲法,这是霸儒玄魔的讲法,看了会怀孕的。 „yí? I already received, what's the problem?” Senior White said. “咦？我已经接收了,有什么问题吗？”白前辈道。 „Will be pregnant.” Song Shuhang said with a bitter smile. “会怀孕的。”宋书航苦笑道。 When Profound Demon Sermon, that said that «Pregnancy Gaze» is Eye of the Ruism Holy Man sends out, and after Profound Demon Sermon's principle strengthening. 玄魔讲法时,那道《怀孕凝视》是儒家圣人之眼发出,并经过玄魔讲法的法则强化。 Including Tribulation Immortal all get infected, only has existence of Eternal Life Being rank to be able the immunity. 连劫仙都会中招,唯有长生者级别的存在才能免疫。 Senior White at present is Eighth Stage Profound Sage Realm, perhaps unable immunity «Pregnancy Gaze». 白前辈目前是八品玄圣境界,恐怕无法免疫《怀孕凝视》。 【Strange, by Senior White's luck, should evade that properly speaking ingeniously Profound Demon Sermon is right, why will he choose receives sermon?】 Song Shuhang secretly said in heart. 【奇怪,以白前辈的气运,按理说应该会巧妙的避过玄魔讲法才对吧,为什么他会选择了接收讲法？】宋书航心中暗道。 The Could it be... Senior White's heart deep place to being pregnant this matter does not repel, will feel very fun? Therefore, will he receive Profound Demon Sermon? 难道......白前辈的心底深处对怀孕这种事并不排斥,甚至会感觉很好玩？所以,他才会接收玄魔讲法？ „Birth-control pill! Takes the birth-control pill quickly, sermon just now starts, still have time.” Must Have A Soccer Team's Flood Dragon Tyrant excitedly said. “避孕丸！快服用避孕丸,讲法才刚开始,还来的及。”要生一支男足的蛟霸激动道。 „Doudou that has the strawberry taste, delivers one to Senior White quickly.” True Monarch Ancient Lake Monastery suggested. “豆豆那有草莓味的,快给白前辈送一颗。”古湖观真君建议道。 Senior White: „Not anxious...... oh, is Shuhang your sermon. You how sermon?” 白前辈:“不急......哦,是书航你的讲法啊。你怎么又讲法了？” [Blank] account: „【Tears cross over the face expression】 Said that is the tears, before was dragged into Demonic Tribulation World, one chops by the demon thunder and Tribulation Thunder crazily. After nine deaths and one life, attained the Profound Demon title.” 【空白】账号:“【泪渡满面表情】说起来都是泪,之前被拉入到了魔劫世界,被魔雷和劫雷一顿狂劈。九死一生后,才拿到了玄魔称号。” „there is even such an approach?” Senior White is pinching the chin: „That......, if my were dragged into the Demonic Tribulation World's words?” “还有这种操作？”白前辈捏着下巴:“那......如果我被人拉入到魔劫世界的话？” Un, this matter first takes down. 嗯,这件事情先记下。 After by that time and Song Shuhang's ‚another Senior White’ meets, can chat the Demonic Tribulation's matter. 到时候和宋书航的‘另一个白前辈’见面后,可以聊聊魔劫的事情。 „Shuhang this time sermon content not bad, your sermon hasn't status adjusted? Next time must pay attention.” Senior White reminded. “书航这次的讲法内容不错,不过你的讲法状态是不是没调整好？下次要注意。”白前辈提醒道。 sermon is very important, especially Profound Sage Sermon, cannot despise absolutely. Otherwise, may bring in Heart Demon. 讲法很重要,特别是玄圣讲法,绝对不能轻视。否则,可能会引来心魔。 Loose Practitioner North River: „Next time sermon?” 北河散人:“下次讲法？” Fairy Lychee: „Next time sermon?!” 荔枝仙子:“下次讲法？！” Cave Lord Snow Wolf: „Next time?” 雪狼洞主:“还有下次？” Profound Sage Tyrant Song, Profound Demon Tyrant Ru, a person has contracted twice sermon. could it be does he also want to say again the third time? 霸宋玄圣,霸儒玄魔,一个人已经承包了两次讲法。难道他还要再讲第三次？ After present world and Nine Serenities World, could it be also has the titles of other places, conquers for Profound Sage Tyrant Song? 继现世、九幽世界后,难道还有其它地方的称号,供霸宋玄圣去征服？ Song Shuhang urgently said: „Now is not the time to say this, Senior White, ended the sermon retransmission quickly. Looks again, is Eye of the Ruism Holy Man starts.” 宋书航急道:“现在不是说这事的时候啊,白前辈,快结束讲法转播吧。再看下,就是儒家圣人之眼发动的时候了。” while speaking, Soft Feather side transmitted a space fluctuations. 正说话间,羽柔子身边传来了一阵空间波动。 Afterward, Senior White brings Senior Yellow Mountain and pekingese appears. 随后,白前辈带着黄山前辈和一只京巴出现。 The space ability, was too sometimes convenient. 空间能力,有时候太便利了。 After Soft Feather sees pekingese status Doudou, curious squats, touches its head: „Doudou, didn't you change into the human form?” 羽柔子看到京巴状态的豆豆后,好奇的蹲下来,摸了摸它的脑袋:“豆豆,你不是化为人形了吗？” „This pretty little elder sister, who are you?” Doudou is sticking out one's tongue to say. “这位漂亮的小姐姐,你是谁呀？”豆豆吐着舌头道。 „Un, today's Dao name has not actually thought.” Soft Feather narrows the eye to think, suddenly eye one bright: „Today's Dao name I want to think. On October 6, Dao name called feather Chu Chu!” “嗯,今天的道号其实还没有想好。”羽柔子眯着眼睛想了想,突然眼睛一亮:“今天的道号我要自己想。十月 6 号,道号就叫羽楚楚吧！” Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” „Little elder sister, I called Doudou. Nearby Big Idiot Yellow Mountain is my servant. I am the Fourth Stage peak big monster, moreover ahead of time had ability that transforms. My family property is rich, the Big Idiot Yellow Mountain's property will be inherited by me in the future.” Doudou raise head shan chest: „Therefore, little elder sister shall we date?” “小姐姐,我叫豆豆。边上的黄山大傻是我的仆人。我是四品巅峰大妖,而且提前拥有了幻化为人的能力。我家底丰厚,黄山大傻的财产未来都会由我来继承。”豆豆抬头挻胸:“所以,小姐姐我们约不？” “No dating.” Soft Feather makes an effort to rub the Doudou's dog head. “不约。”羽柔子用力搓着豆豆的狗头。 Later period Doudou's Chu Chu complex was incurable. 豆豆的楚楚控晚期没救了。 The words saying that...... sees various types to control, but also has not really seen has controlled a name like Doudou. 话说......见过各种控的,还真没见过像豆豆这样控一个名字的。 The Doudou's dog lives, what experienced? 豆豆的犬生中,到底经历了什么？ „yí? Can earlier part of the sermon is good, why change into Ruism's sermon? What is filial piety? What is love?” Senior White suddenly doubtfully asked. “咦？前面讲法讲的好好的,干嘛要换成儒家的讲法？何为孝？何为爱？”白前辈又突然疑惑问道。 Heavens Above, Senior White still not ended Profound Demon Sermon's retransmission. 望天,白前辈还没有结束玄魔讲法的转播。 „Senior White stop quickly.” Song Shuhang called out: „Below did not have the sermon content, but was Eye of the Ruism Holy Man appears.” “白前辈快停下来。”宋书航叫道:“下面没有讲法内容了,而是儒家圣人之眼出现了。” „Why should stop?” Senior White asked back: „I looked at half-day sermon, waited is Eye of the Holy Man's appears.” “干嘛要停下来？”白前辈反问道:“我看了半天的讲法,等的就是圣人之眼的出现。” Really...... 果然...... Senior White will receive the Profound Demon Sermon's reason , because he is interested in «Pregnancy Gaze» very much. 白前辈之所以会接收玄魔讲法的原因,是因为他自身对于《怀孕凝视》很感兴趣。 the next moment, Soft Feather, Su Clan's The Seventh, Fairy East Six, Senior Yellow Mountain and Doudou + Song Shuhang, all observes closely Senior White. 下一刻,羽柔子、苏氏阿七、东方六仙子、黄山前辈、豆豆＋宋书航,全都盯住白前辈。 luck unparalleled Senior White, when facing «Pregnancy Gaze», will he be pregnant? 气运无双的白前辈,在面对《怀孕凝视》时,他会怀孕吗？ ...... ...... ...... ...... Retransmission Profound Demon Sermon is still continuing. 转播的玄魔讲法还在持续。 Voice that in the Song Shuhang mouth of deep sleep pattern actually sings in good voice and with feeling: „Parents, the foundation of person. Today speaks the topic is «Advice On Filial Piety», maternal love.” 沉睡模式的宋书航口中却声情并茂的发声:“父母者,人之本也。今日所讲课题为《治孝》,母爱篇。” As sermon's continues, finally to sermon at the last minute. 随着讲法的持续,终于到讲法最后一刻。 The Eye of the Ruism Holy Man's design appears in Song Shuhang's behind...... the next moment, that say/way makes All Heavens and Myriad Realms cultivator discuss that ray of changes countenance, strafes to Senior White. 儒家圣人之眼的图案浮现在宋书航的身后......下一刻,那道让诸天万界修士谈之变色的光芒,扫射向白前辈。 Senior White does not hide does not evade, withstood this «Pregnancy Gaze» directly. 白前辈不躲不避,正面承受了这道《怀孕凝视》。 Will Senior White be pregnant? Meets screaming of pain? Intention curious Soft Feather, pulls out own cell phone silently, adjusts the good angle. 白前辈会怀孕吗？会痛苦的叫出声来吗？心怀好奇的羽柔子,默默的掏出自己的手机,调整好角度。 Senior White Expression Package has does not have updated for a long time...... is the time renews one wave. 白前辈表情包已经有好久没有更新了......是时候更新一波了。 [Pregnant Senior White] 【怀孕的白前辈表情】 [Childbirth's Senior White] 【分娩的白前辈表情】 【Painful Senior White expression】 【痛苦的白前辈表情】 Certainly receives the Nine Provinces (1) Group seniors to welcome very much. 一定很受九洲一号群前辈们欢迎的。 «Pregnancy Gaze» sweeps in Senior White body, but Senior White is entirely still. 《怀孕凝视》扫在白前辈身上,但白前辈纹丝不动。 After long time . 半晌后。 Senior White doubtfully said: „Doesn't retransmission have the effect?” 白前辈疑惑道:“转播没效果吗？” „nope ah, before Senior Seventh Path and Fairy Sixth Path , when move, retransmission «Pregnancy Gaze» and live broadcast has the similar effect.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain said. “不会啊,七修前辈和六修仙子之前就中招了啊,转播的《怀孕凝视》和直播时拥有同样的功效。”黄山真君道。 while speaking...... suddenly has form together ‚tumbling’ to come out from Senior White body. 正说话间......从白前辈身上突然有一道身影‘跌倒’出来。 Is another Senior White. 是另一个白前辈。 to be more precise, is Senior White's doppelgänger. 准确来说,是白前辈的分身。 At this time, Senior White Doppelgänger did not say a word, raise head Heavens Above silently, after long time, put out single word: „Miserable ~~” 此时,白前辈分身一言不发,默默的抬头望天,半晌后吐出一个字:“惨~~” Everyone subconsciously falls the vision to the Senior White status belly place. 大伙下意识的将目光落向白前辈身分的肚子处。 Strange, without the ten months of pregnancy sign? 奇怪,没有十月怀胎的迹象啊？ „Is this retribution?” Senior White Doppelgänger deadpan said. “这是报应吗？”白前辈分身面无表情道。 Song Shuhang: „?” 宋书航:“？” „However, other day grabbed the main body you, when ‚automatic tracking invincible hidden weapon’ flings is not I, why can this pot fall above me? Although everyone is doppelgänger, but other day that doppelgänger already vanished, I have to carry a black pot.” Senior White Doppelgänger continues deadpan, seriously said: „Miserable ~~ hurts ~~ to hurt ~” “然而,上回抓着本体你当‘自动追踪无敌暗器’甩出去的并不是我,为何这锅要落在我头上？虽说大家都是分身,但上回的那个分身已经消失了,我背了个黑锅。”白前辈分身继续面无表情,严肃道:“惨~~疼~~疼~” Is saying hurting, while actually deadpan. 一边说着疼,一边却面无表情。 In addition doppelgänger and Senior White true body completely consistent charming appearance. 再加上分身和白前辈本尊完全一致的帅气容颜。 This Senior White Doppelgänger, very moe. 这个白前辈分身,很萌。 „painful ~~ is dying ~~ dead ~~ Ah~~” this Senior White tranquil calling out. “好痛~~要死了~~要死了~~啊~~”这个白前辈平静的叫道。 Called out pitifully, did not have tone of voice to fluctuate. 就连惨叫,也没有声线波动。 «Pregnancy Gaze» was that evidently, Senior White true body is hurt by, shouldered by doppelgänger? 看样子,白前辈本尊受到的《怀孕凝视》伤害,被分身扛走了？