Only ifthismatterregardingSenior Whiteis not the fine deeds......
除非这件事对于白前辈来说并不是什么美事......Thinks ofhere, inSong Shuhangheartonenervous.
想到这里,宋书航心中不由一慌。Senior Whitebecause ofthatsuppressing the Heaven's luck, can always avoid the disaster that someheunablecontend withingeniously, avoid bad luck and pursue good luck.白前辈因为自身那压天级的运气,总是能巧妙的避开一些他自身都无法抗衡的灾难,避凶趋吉。For examplepastRuism Golden Lotus Worldevent.
比如当年的儒家金莲世界事件。
After Senior Whiteleaves the fieldsuddenlynot long, Ruism'sGolden Lotus Worldwas then attacked. The peopleincludingSong Shuhang, were slaughteredbyNine Serenities RulerFat Balltime and time again.白前辈突然离场后不久,儒家的金莲世界便受到袭击。包括宋书航在内的众人,被九幽主宰胖球屠杀了一次又一次。again and again died, again and again come back to life.一次次的死亡,一次次的复生。ToSong Shuhang, thatis a finding it unbearable to recallmemory, after rememberingeach time, in the eveningmetropolis/cannightmare.
对宋书航来说,那是一段不堪回首的记忆,每次想起后,晚上都会噩梦的。【could it bethistimeImmortal Food Feast, will havesimilardisaster? Greatdisaster that evenSenior White of Eighth Stage Profound Sagelevel, unablecontends with?】Song Shuhangsubconsciouslyfishes outgreensmall flute.
【难道这次的食仙宴,也会发生类似的灾难?连八品玄圣级的白前辈,都无法抗衡的巨灾?】宋书航下意识的摸出一只绿色的小箫。Thousand Miles Sound Transmission Flute, throughitcandetermine whether Senior Whiteis still closing up. IfSenior Whitehas closed up, will leave behind‚message’, will have the detailedgoing outtime.千里传音箫,通过它可以确定白前辈是否还在闭关。如果白前辈已经闭关的话,会留下‘留言’,而且还会有详细的出关时间。However...... thisgreensmall flutehas the distancelimit.
但是......这只绿色小箫有距离限制。Song ShuhangpresentpositiondistanceTrue Monarch Yellow Mountain'simmortal residenceis really far.宋书航现在的位置距离黄山真君的洞府甚远。„Senior Song, hasn't Senior Whiteanswered the telephone?”Soft Featherasked.
“宋前辈,白前辈没接电话?”羽柔子问道。Song Shuhang nodded his head: „IfSenior Whitehas not gone out, the tour of thatthisImmortal Food Feast, will be perhaps beset by disasters.”宋书航点了点头:“如果白前辈没有出关的话,那这趟食仙宴之行,恐怕会多灾多难。”Soft Featherunderstoodimmediatelymeaning-- in Song Shuhangwordsafter all is avoid bad luck and pursue good luckSenior White.羽柔子马上理解了宋书航话中的意思——毕竟是避凶趋吉白前辈。„Senior Song, telephonestoSenior Yellow Mountain, asks the further information.”Soft Feathersaid.
“宋前辈,给黄山前辈打个电话,问问详细情况吧。”羽柔子道。Song Shuhang nodded his head, dialed the True Monarch Yellow Mountain'snumber.宋书航点了点头,又拨打了黄山真君的号码。
The True Monarch Yellow Mountain'stelephonewas put throughquickly.黄山真君的电话很快被接通了。Howeverinsideno oneanswered, only thenjǔ juésound.
不过里面没人回话,只有喀喀的咀嚼声。„Hey, Senior Yellow Mountain, hello/you good.”Song Shuhangsaid.
“喂,黄山前辈,你好。”宋书航道。At this time, cheapvoicetransmitted: „Hellomygoodeveryone's good, butsorry, wedo not wantwhatgoldstore, wehave no interest inparticipating inanyactivity, has not invested the idea of whatgoldfinance. Bye-bye~~”
这时,一个贱贱的声音传来:“你好我好大家好,不过抱歉,我们不要什么黄金商铺,我们也没兴趣参加任何的活动,更没有投资什么黄金理财的想法。拜拜了~~”Doudou'svoice.豆豆的声音。
After previousTrue Monarch Yellow Mountain'sYellow Mountain Sacrificeconducts, the Thirty Three Beasts God Sect'sbig shotpresented as a gifta medicine pilltoDoudou, canmakeitbeforepromotingFifth Stagefirstcondenses the human form.
上次黄山真君的黄山祭举办后,三十三兽神宗的大佬赠了一枚丹药给豆豆,可以让它在晋升五品前就先凝聚出人形来。
Was Doudouthiscondenses the human formto be successful?豆豆这是凝聚人形成功了?Song Shuhangsaid: „Bean~”宋书航道:“豆~”Butopposite, alreadyhang up the phone.
但对面,已经挂了电话了。Song Shuhang: „......”宋书航:“......”Hedialed the True Monarch Yellow Mountain'snumberagain.
他再次拨打了黄山真君的号码。„woof, buddyyourhandfastnot bad, Ihave not comeandadds the blacklistyou, youtelephoneto harass. Believesmeto crawlto doyoufollowing the telephone line?”Doudoucalled out.
“汪,哥们你的手速不错啊,我还没来的及将你加黑名单,你又打电话骚扰。信不信我顺着电话线爬过去干你?”豆豆叫道。„Doudou, don't create trouble. Ilook forSenior Yellow Mountainto have the matter.”Song Shuhanghurriedly said, natural dispositionDoudouhang up the phone, thenhisadd to blacklist.
“豆豆,别闹。我找黄山前辈有事。”宋书航急忙道,生性豆豆挂了电话,然后将他拉黑。„......”Doudou: „who are you ah? Did weknow?”
“......”豆豆:“你谁啊?我们认识?”„IsI, Song Shuhang. Un...... Tyrant Song.”Song Shuhangsaid.
“是我,宋书航。嗯......霸宋。”宋书航道。Song Shuhangthisname, the Doudouaffirmationhas forgotten.宋书航这个名字,豆豆肯定已经忘记了。Thinks the heartstopper.
想想心蛮塞的。„oh, Tyrant Song. wait...... the dayyou, wereyourTyrant Ru! Letme, as soon as after transforming the manner, onten months pregnancy painhover between life and deaththat? woof, even ifyouareEighth Stage Profound Sage, Iwill not fearyour. woof, wishyouto comebigmaternal auntevery month a time, every time for a month. add to blacklist, parted forever.”Doudoucalled out.
“哦,霸宋啊。等下......日你哩,是你霸儒!让我一幻化为人后,就十月怀孕疼的死去活来的那个?汪,就算你是八品玄圣,我也不会怕你的。汪,祝你每个月都来一次大姨妈,一次一个月。拉黑了,永别了。”豆豆叫道。Song Shuhang: „......”宋书航:“......”pā~~at this time, in the telephoneheard the heavystrokingsound, Doudou'spitiful yellsound.啪~~这时,电话中传来了沉重的击打声,还有豆豆的惨叫声。„sit properly, sinceyouhave transformed the manner, sitsdo not squaton the chair, highly improper?”Senior Yellow Mountaindignifiedvoiceresounds.
“坐有坐相,既然你已经幻化为人,坐的时候不要蹲在椅子上,成何体统?”黄山前辈威严的声音响起。Then, Senior Yellow Mountaintook the telephone: „Hey, hello/you good, ismyYellow Mountain.”
然后,黄山前辈接过了电话:“喂,你好,是我黄山。”„Senior Yellow Mountain, is Senior Whitestill closing up? Imakehisphone call, had not put through.”Song Shuhangsaid.
“黄山前辈,请问白前辈还在闭关吗?我打他电话,一直没有接通。”宋书航道。Senior Yellow Mountainreplied: „Un, Fellow Daoist White'sis still closing upfirmly, do youaskhimto have the matter?”黄山前辈回道:“嗯,白道友的确还在闭关,你找他有事?”„Pill...... Immortal Food Feastsoonopenedobviously, Senior Whiteis still closing upunexpectedly. PerhapsonImmortal Food Feastwill present the disaster that Senior Whitealsounablecontends with.”Song Shuhangsaid.
“药丸......食仙宴明明快要开启了,白前辈竟然还在闭关。恐怕食仙宴上会出现连白前辈也无法抗衡的灾难。”宋书航道。Senior Yellow Mountainhearing this, in the heartmoves, buthealsosaidlater: „But, Immortal Food Feastbrightgeniusopens, perhapsFellow Daoist Whitewill finishclosing uptodayis uncertain.”黄山前辈闻言,心中一动,不过随后他又道:“不过,食仙宴明天才开启,或许白道友会在今天结束闭关也不一定。”„Big Idiot Yellow Mountain, youcarefully. Whatopposite oftelephoneisProfound Demon Tyrant Ru, youandhisconversationtimeperhapswill be pregnant.”Doudou'svoicetransmitsfrom the telephone.
“黄山大傻,你小心点。电话对面的是霸儒玄魔,你和他通话的时候说不定会怀孕的。”豆豆的声音从电话中传来。Senior Yellow Mountain: „Absurd, in the worldwherehasthisgrade of matter?”黄山前辈:“荒谬,天底下哪有这等事情?”„Profound Demon Tyrant Rustarespersononeeyesto be ablecontinuallyto separateis pregnantspatially, hisvoicethrough the sound wave, is pregnantindirectlyalsohas the possibilityvery much.”Doudou'svoicecontinuesto say.
“霸儒玄魔连瞪人一眼都能让人隔空怀孕,他的声音通过声波,让人间接怀孕也很有可能的。”豆豆的声音继续道。Senior Yellow Mountain: „......”黄山前辈:“......”„not at all, Senior Yellow Mountain. Those wholet the personbe pregnantisEye of the Ruism Holy Man, have nothing to do with me.”Song Shuhangquicklyanswered.
“没有的事,黄山前辈。让人怀孕的是儒家圣人之眼,和我本人没什么关系的。”宋书航急忙解释道。„cough, thatFellow Daoist Tyrant Song, ourImmortal Food Feastsees.”Senior Yellow Mountainsaid.
“咳,那霸宋道友,我们食仙宴见吧。”黄山前辈道。Then, even the pleasantriesdo not have, Senior Yellow Mountainhangingfasttelephone.
然后,连客套话都没有,黄山前辈飞快的挂掉了电话。Before the Senior Yellow Mountain'stelephonehangs, Song ShuhangalsohearsDoudou'svoiceindistinctly: „The birth-control pill of strawberrytaste, Big Idiot can youcomeone?”
在黄山前辈的电话挂掉前,宋书航隐约还听到豆豆的声音:“草莓味的避孕丸,大傻你要不要来一颗?”
The Song Shuhangheartis quite tired.宋书航心好累。Ifdid not report the Tyrant Song'sname, no onerememberedhim. Ifreported the Tyrant Song'sname, the worldpersondoes not dareto saywithhim the words, will for fear that be infectedis pregnant was the same.
如果不报霸宋的名字,没人记得他。如果报了霸宋的名字,天下人连话都不敢和他多讲,生怕会被传染怀孕了一样。„ThatSenior Song, Immortal Food Feast do wealsowantto go?”Soft Featherasked.
“那宋前辈,食仙宴我们还要去吗?”羽柔子问道。Song Shuhang: „Is first unhurried, might as wellfirstwait for the mouthartillerygreatgentlemanfirstto comewithusto meet, thendiscussed.”宋书航:“先不慌,不如先等嘴炮巨士先来和我们碰头,然后再一起讨论一下。”HasRuism Golden Lotus World'sto learn from another's mistakes, ifthischapter of Senior WhitebeforeImmortal Food Feaststartshas not gone out, he must endureto give upthisImmortal Food Feastsorely.
有儒家金莲世界的前车之鉴,如果这回白前辈在食仙宴开动前还不出关的话,他也要忍疼放弃这次食仙宴了。
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......InNine Provinces (1) Group九洲一号群中Yellow Mountain's Heart is Tired and Wanted to Retire: „@All members, went toImmortal Food Feast'sfellow daoistto pay attention, Fellow Daoist Whitewas also incloses upstatus, omen that has not gone out. Participates inImmortal Food Feast'sfellow daoists, looksto think things over carefully before acting.”黄山心好累好想退休:“@全体成员,前往食仙宴的道友注意了,白道友还处于闭关状态,还没有出关的预兆。参加食仙宴的道友们,望三思而后行。”Young Master Exterminating Phoenix: „Nowgenius6 th, Immortal Food Feastwill be the tomorrow'smatter, won't be anxious. PerhapsSenior Whitewent outin the afternoon.”灭凤公子:“今天才六号,食仙宴是明天的事,不急不急。说不定白前辈下午就出关了。”
The person in Nine Provinces (1) Group, the ideamostlyandYoung Master Exterminating Phoenixis similar.九洲一号群里的人,想法大多和灭凤公子相似。Loose Practitioner North River: „Senior Yellow Mountain, ifSenior Whitehas not regained consciousnessbefore7 th, pleaseinformagaineveryone. Because of the time relationship, wefirstrush tonearbyImmortal Food Feast'svenue, firstdoes not enter the stadium. IfSenior Whiteregains consciousnessbeforeImmortal Food Feast, weenter the stadiumwithSenior Whiteagaintogether.”北河散人:“黄山前辈,若是白前辈在七号之前还没有苏醒的话,请再通知一下大伙。因为时间关系,我们先赶往食仙宴的会场附近,先不入场。如果白前辈在食仙宴前苏醒,我们再和白前辈共同入场。”Mad Sabre Four Waves: „The Old North River'smethodis feasible. IandThe Seventhhave gone toImmortal Food Feastvenue, by that timeeveryoneconverged outside.”狂刀四浪:“老北河的方法可行。我和阿七已经前往食仙宴会场,到时候在外面等大家汇合。”Mad Sabre Three Waves'secondImmortal Food Feastinvitation card, fellto the Su Clan's The Seventhhandinfinally.狂刀三浪的第二张食仙宴请帖,最终还是落到苏氏阿七手中了。Song Shuhangis looking at the chatcontent in groupsilently, nods.宋书航默默望着群里的聊天内容,点了点头。„by that time, wealsogo to and seniorconvergence in group.”Song Shuhangsaid.
“到时候,我们也去和群里的前辈汇合吧。”宋书航道。Senior Whitehas the spaceabilitytalent, ifhefinishedclosing up, a fraction of a minutecanescapetoImmortal Food Feast'svenue.白前辈有空间能力天赋,若是他结束闭关,分分钟就能遁到食仙宴的会场。„Good.”Soft Featherboth eyesshines.
“好。”羽柔子双眼发亮。
The intuitiontoldher, thistimeImmortal Food Feastchangeswas especially interesting.
直觉告诉她,这次的食仙宴将变的格外有趣。Shehas startedto expectapproaches on the 7 th a bit faster.
她已经开始期待着七号快点来临。Song Shuhangstretches oneself: „early morning is the golden time of the day, walks, wefirstgo topractice.”宋书航伸了个懒腰:“一日之计在于晨,走,我们先去修炼一趟。”Soft Feather: „Hee hee, does Senior Songwantto trainwithme? However, youcannotusethreebody temperingmethodssimultaneously, mostusesonetype.”羽柔子:“嘻嘻,宋前辈想和我对练吗?不过,你不能同时使用三种淬体法,最多使用一种。”„no problem.”Song Shuhangsaid.
“没问题。”宋书航道。Hestands up, stretches oneself.
他站起身来,伸了个懒腰。Butwhenhejuststood up, suddenlyfeels the whole bodyto be incapable, the both legsare sore, but alsowith the feeling of palpitation.
但当他刚站起身的时候,突然感觉全身无力,双腿酸痛,还用点心悸之感。Thistypefelt that in one breathwells up, makinghimalmost unable to come to a stop.
这种感觉一口气涌上来,让他差点站不稳。Soft Featherfelt that Song Shuhangstatusis not right, puts out a handto supporthimhastily: „Senior Song, what happened to you?”羽柔子感觉到宋书航状态不对,连忙伸手扶住他:“宋前辈,你怎么了?”„Does not know,suddenlyfeels the whole bodyto be weak, the both legsare sore, but also is accompanied by the feeling of palpitation.”Song Shuhangis frowning saying: „Not only that Ialsoplant‚heartis dry’ the feeling.”
“不知道,突然就感觉全身虚弱,双腿酸痛,还伴有心悸的感觉。”宋书航皱着眉头道:“不仅如此,我还有种‘心燥不安’的感觉。”Inexplicableannoyance, if not forhisdao heartis firm, must eruptthisheartdryfeeling.
莫名的心烦,若不是他道心坚定,说不定要将这种心燥的感觉爆发出来。Soft Feather: „......”羽柔子:“......”Thesesymptomsadd, soto be how familiar?
这些症状加起来,怎么这么熟悉?„The sī~~lower abdomen is a little sore.”Song Shuhangsaid.
“咝~~小腹还有点疼。”宋书航道。Soft Featherimmediatelyeyeonebright, herrightfistknocksinleft handpalmlightly: „so that's how it is, Ipossiblyknew the reason.”羽柔子顿时眼睛一亮,她的右拳在左手掌心轻轻一敲:“原来如此,我可能知道原因了。”„Whatreason?”Song Shuhangasked.
“什么原因?”宋书航问道。Soft Feathersaid solemnly: „Senior Song, ifIhave not guessed that wrong...... yourbigmaternal auntcame.”羽柔子沉声道:“宋前辈,如果我没有猜错的话......你的大姨妈来了。”„My aunt is abroad.”Song Shuhangsubconscioussaid.
“我大姨妈在国外呢。”宋书航下意识道。„No, Irefer tois notthisbigmaternal aunt. Irefer to the ordinaryfemale studentcomingthatbigmaternal auntevery month a time. Ihad also experiencedbefore.”SomeSoft Feathershyly said.
“不,我指的不是这个大姨妈。我指的是普通女生每个月会来一次的那个大姨妈。我以前也经历过的。”羽柔子有些羞涩道。Song Shuhang: „......”宋书航:“......”„Imale, Soft Feather.”Song Shuhangsaid.
“我是男的,羽柔子。”宋书航道。„But, Senior Song your symptoms, are the symptoms that the bigmaternal auntcomes. The bodyis incapableweakly, the heartis dry, the both legsbecome tender, palpitation. Thenadds on the lower abdomento twistto hurt......”Soft Featherto say.
“但是,宋前辈你的这些症状,就是大姨妈来的症状。身体虚弱无力,心燥不安,双腿发软,心悸。然后再加上小腹绞疼......”羽柔子道。Song Shuhang: „......”宋书航:“......”„Isuspected,thisis the Doudou'scurse!”Soft Featherexcitedly said: „Senior Songyou before Senior Yellow Mountainconversation, Doudoudid not curseyoua moment ago, said that wishedyouevery month a bigmaternal aunt, every time for a month. Isuspected that Doudouseparatedto emptytoyouexecuted the technique of curse.”
“我怀疑,这是豆豆的诅咒!”羽柔子兴奋道:“刚才宋前辈你在和黄山前辈通话之前,豆豆不是诅咒你,说祝你每月来一次大姨妈,一次一个月嘛。我怀疑豆豆隔空对你施了诅咒之术。”Song Shuhang: „......”宋书航:“......”It sounds very reasonableappearance.听起来似乎很有道理的样子。Howeverthisis the impossiblematter, his'Profound Sage Tyrant Song'‚Profound Demon Tyrant Ru’twobigSage Sealare is not a vegetarian, cursedbasicunableadds-onordinaryinhisbody.
但是这是不可能的事情,他的‘霸宋玄圣’‘霸儒玄魔’两大圣印可不是吃素的,普通诅咒根本无法附加在他身上。Furthermore, healsohasKarmic Virtue Snake Beautyto protect the body, Light of Karmic Virtuecanisolate the mostcurses, contaminationstrength and the demonghost not to nearbody.
再者,他还有功德蛇美人护体,功德之光能隔绝大多数的诅咒、污秽之力、邪魔鬼怪不得近身。„You probably is giving birth.”At this time, Elder Sister White Dragongentlevoiceresounded.
“你好像要生了。”这时,白龙姐姐温柔的声音响起。Song Shuhang: „......”宋书航:“......”„to be more precise, in your dantian there is something giving birth.”Elder Sister White Dragon added that hervoicewas at a moderate pace.
“准确来说,是你丹田中有一东西要生东西了。”白龙姐姐补充道,她的声音不紧不慢。Fat Whale Gold Core?肥鲸金丹?Song Shuhangsinks to consciousnessowndantianimmediately.宋书航马上将意识沉入自己的丹田之中。Sees onlythis time, Fat Whale Gold Core the vibration that makes an effort. Itsbody'sarmorhas removed......
只见此时,肥鲸金丹正在用力的抖动。它身上的装甲已经褪去......really giving birth?真的要生了?
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