„33 Eighth Stage materials where come, this horse sage hoof just took, does not believe you to come out to ask my nearby senior.” Song Shuhang said. “哪来的三十三种八品材料,这马圣蹄都是刚弄到手的,不信你可以出来问问我边上的前辈。”宋书航道。 Fairy Sixth Path is staring, is staring at Song Shuhang stubbornly: „This can have.” 六修仙子瞪着眼睛,死死盯着宋书航:“这个可以有。” „This really does not have.” Song Shuhang replied. “这个真没有。”宋书航回道。 Fairy Sixth Path sighed: „Do you know? A each article Profound Sage material feeds in unceasingly, very heartache's.” 六修仙子叹了口气:“你知道吗？一件件玄圣材料不断送进来,很扎心的。” Before only then their Profound Heavy Sect sledgehammer little hammer gripped others' heart, other gripped person of hover between life and death, finally must be with smile on the face to pay money. 以前都只有她们玄重派大锤小锤扎别人的心,扎的其他人死去活来,最后还要面带微笑付钱。 But now she by Song Shuhang Eighth Stage Profound Sage material heartache's hover between life and death one after another, in each hammer perspiration belt/bring tears. She felt that she definitely became the Profound Heavy Sect's shame. 而现在她被宋书航一件接一件的八品玄圣材料扎心的死去活来,每一锤都汗中带泪。她感觉自己肯定成了玄重派的耻辱。 „That...... my following material accumulates, does in one breath deliver comes in?” Song Shuhang subconscious said. “那......我接下来材料攒着,一口气多送些进来？”宋书航下意识道。 Fairy Sixth Path patted under side Senior Turtle's turtle shell ruthlessly: „In your hand really also has the Eighth Stage Profound Sage material!” 六修仙子狠狠拍了下身边龟前辈的龟壳:“你手中果然还有八品玄圣材料！” Senior Turtle: „......” It is not a table, pats makes an effort to do? 龟前辈:“......”它又不是桌子,拍的这么用力干啥？ „No, my meaning is if I will also obtain the Eighth Stage Profound Sage material, accumulating, is delivering together. After a period of time, Senior White said that must lead me to search for the treasure to universe , can perhaps I dig to the materials of some Profound Sage levels?” Song Shuhang said. “不,我的意思是如果我还会得到八品玄圣材料,就攒着,一起送进来。过段时间,白前辈说要带我到宇宙中挖宝,或许我能挖到一些玄圣级的材料？”宋书航道。 Fairy Sixth Path raise head Heavens Above: „I think of a blue shiitake mushroom suddenly.” 六修仙子抬头望天:“我突然想到一种蓝色的香菇。” Song Shuhang: „What?” 宋书航:“啥？” Fairy Sixth Path: „feels bad shiitake mushroom.” 六修仙子:“蓝瘦的香菇。” Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” × × × × × × × × × × ×××××××××× At this time, the Doudou's marriage palanquin is returning to the old route fast. 此时,豆豆的婚轿正在快速返回原路。 „We certainly were the intermediate totals.” Zhou Li is frowning the thinking to say. “我们一定是中计了。”周离皱着眉头思索道。 He remembered Dugu Bai...... Zhou Li to suspect beforehand ‚dragon dance lion dance escorting the bride group’, possibly was the result that Dugu Bai that gang did. 他想起了独孤白......周离怀疑之前的‘舞龙舞狮迎亲团’,可能是独孤白那一伙人搞出的结果。 Song Shuhang curiously asked: „Can Dugu Bai do such big weaponry?” 宋书航好奇问道:“独孤白能搞出这么大的阵仗吗？” Dugu Bai is only cultivation base of Fifth Stage level, has such big energy to do the matter? 独孤白只是五品级的修为,有这么大的能量搞事？ „Before, Dugu Bai I constructed is chatting Plan A in that group named Catching Dog Gang, was the halfway kidnaps the plan of Doudou marriage palanquin. Besides Plan A, I heard that he also has Plan B. In Catching Dog Gang that group of people, have very big energy. And has the disciple of Fairy Lychee school, several powerful loose cultivator, several even my also unable find out their origins. If is really their take action helps Dugu Bai, but also really has ability that promotes the flash news.” Zhou Li clenches teeth to say. “之前,独孤白在我建的一个叫抓狗帮的群里聊着计划A,就是半路劫持豆豆婚轿的计划。除了计划A外,我听说他还有个计划B。抓狗帮里那群人,有很大的能量。其中有荔枝仙子门派的弟子,也有几位强大的散修,还有几个连我也无法摸清他们的来历。如果真是他们出手帮助独孤白的话,还真有搞大新闻的能力。”周离咬牙道。 while speaking, the Zhou Li's telephone rang. 正说话间,周离的电话响了起来。 He fishes out the telephone to look, is actually the phone call that True Monarch Yellow Mountain makes. 他摸出电话一看,却是黄山真君打来的电话。 Zhou Li frowns, connected the call. 周离皱起眉头,接通了电话。 „Zhou Li, your did currently already return to the wedding old route?” True Monarch Yellow Mountain said with a laugh. “周离,你们现在已经返回婚礼原路了吗？”黄山真君笑呵呵道。 This chapter of True Monarch Yellow Mountain's voice does not have the issue, the signal is normal. 这回黄山真君的声音没有问题,信号正常。 Zhou Li quickly asked: „True Monarch? You know that we will come up to grassland by the pit?” 周离飞快问道:“真君？你知道我们会被坑到草原上去？” „hē hē hē, without my connivance, how they can shield our signal? Then intercepts and uses my number and your conversation?” True Monarch Yellow Mountain said. “呵呵呵,如果没有我的默许,他们又怎么能屏蔽掉我们的信号？然后截取、利用我的号码和你通话？”黄山真君道。 Zhou Li: „......” 周离:“......” „What marries after abducting is Dugu Bai, the Fairy Floating Life's disciple. Relax, development, in our plans. You bring Doudou to return to the old route now, then some people will lead you to go to wedding. One side I see for the Doudou arrangement and Fairy Floating Life, how regardless of finally, this wedding Doudou and Fairy Floating Life is main character.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain said. “劫婚的是独孤白,浮生仙子的弟子。放心吧,事情的发展,都还在我们的计划中。你现在带着豆豆返回原路,然后会有人带着你们前往婚礼现场。我会为豆豆安排和浮生仙子见一面的,无论结果如何,这场婚礼豆豆和浮生仙子是主角。”黄山真君道。 „I understood, I bring the team to go back immediately.” Zhou Li also asked: „True Monarch, Dugu Bai does ‚escorting the bride team’ in weaponry, did you also meddle?” “我明白了,我马上带着队伍回去的。”周离又问道:“真君,独孤白搞的‘迎亲队伍’阵仗中,你是不是也插手了？” „I gave him slightly to help, push the boat along.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain said with a smile. “我只是给了他一点小帮助,顺水推舟。”黄山真君笑道。 Zhou Li corner of the mouth twitches. 周离嘴角抽搐。 Bang ~ ~ 轰~~ At this time, in the telephone heard fierce explosive sound. 这时,电话中又传来了一阵剧烈的爆炸声。 Zhou Li had a scare: „True Monarch, your what happened?” 周离被吓了一跳:“真君,你那出什么事了？” „All right, is only my not far away, the war is launching. You first arrive at wedding, has words we'll talk about it later.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain said. “没事,只是我不远处,有一场大战正在展开。你们先到婚礼现场,有话到时候再说。”黄山真君道。 × × × × × × × × × × ×××××××××× Another side. 另一边。 Golden stage marriage palanquin that Dugu Bai and his one group of pals and iron elder sisters camouflage, very smooth arrival to the Barking at Heaven Camp headquarters. 独孤白和他一群铁哥们、铁姐们伪装的黄金高台婚轿,很顺利的抵达到了吠天营的总部。 safe and sound, has not had any accident/surprise all the way. 一路上平安无事,没发生任何意外。 The wedding team enters in Barking at Heaven Camp slowly. 婚礼队伍缓缓进入吠天营中。 From the beginning Dugu Bai was also worried that the dog foreign mission in Barking at Heaven Camp detects the difference, in his heart also prepared several plans, to guard unprepared. 一开始独孤白还担心吠天营里的犬修会察觉出异样,他心中还准备了好几套方案,以防不备。 Never expected that his these plans do not have the opportunity to use! 没想到他的这些方案都没有机会用上！ Barking at Heaven Camp these dogs cultivated/repaired not to detect the unusual condition from the start, the marriage palanquin team send in the nuptial chamber smoothly. 吠天营的这些犬修压根没发觉异状,婚轿队伍被顺利送入到了洞房中。 Finally...... Dugu Bai wears the red skirt, the head is obstructing the red veil, was arranged in the castle of Fairy Floating Life big brother. 最终......独孤白穿着红裙,头上遮着红盖头,被安排在浮生仙子大兄的城堡中。 Was here the marriage room? 这里就是婚房了吧？ Sits when the sides of the bed, the Dugu Bai heartbeat starts to accelerate. 坐在床沿上时,独孤白心跳开始加速。 Then, waited for master Fairy Floating Life to appear. 接下来,就等着师父浮生仙子出现了。 Waits for Fairy Floating Life to lift the red veil, he appears the original form, gives her a surprise. 等浮生仙子掀开红盖头,他就现出原形,给她一个惊喜。 【But, always feel something is missing step?】 Dugu Bai is gripping the fist, felt that this time wedding was short of anything. 【不过,总感觉少了点什么步骤？】独孤白攥着拳头,感觉这次的婚礼是不是少了点什么。 Does wait, exchange bows?! 等下,交拜呢？！ Carried on the wedding in the ancient way in the modern way, can have the ceremony of wedding? 无论是以古代方式还是以现代方式进行婚礼,总得有个婚礼的仪式吧？ Either the couple bows to Heaven and Earth, either what has clergyman presides over the wedding, why didn't this process have? 要么夫妻拜堂,要么有神父啥的主持婚礼,为什么这个过程没了？ While during the Dugu Bai thinking, sound of footsteps transmits. 正当独孤白思索间,一阵脚步声传来。 The sound of footsteps is lithe, is the footsteps of female? Was the master comes! 脚步声轻盈,是女子的脚步？是师父来了！ Dugu Bai turns very quiet, heartbeat getting faster and faster. 独孤白屏住呼吸,心跳越来越快。 Is away from the red veil, he saw has form together to stand in front of him. 隔着红盖头,他看到了有一道身影站到他面前。 That form extend the hand came, to lift his red veil. 那身影伸出手来,掀开了他的红盖头。 The golden long hair, the calm expression, cannot see the joy, anger, sorrow, and happiness. 金色的长发,一脸平静的表情,看不出喜怒哀乐。 Is the Fairy Floating Life's big brother! 是浮生仙子的大兄！ fuck, Director, this script isn't right ah. 卧艹,导演,这剧本不对啊。 My master Fairy Floating Life? Those who why appear here is the big brother of master? 我师父浮生仙子呢？为什么出现在这里的是师父的大兄？ Could it be... Fairy Floating Life in knocking down the process of big brother, was instead overthrown by the big brother? Therefore, big brother who attended the wedding? 难道......浮生仙子在打晕大兄的过程中,反被大兄打倒了？所以,参加婚礼的还是大兄？ Dugu Bai more wants is not more right, more is more anxious. 独孤白越想越不对,越想越不安。 Big brother calm is looking at present ‚Doudou’ Dugu Bai of appearance, nods, then...... he starts to take off the body's clothing. 大兄淡定的望着眼前‘豆豆’模样的独孤白,点了点头,然后......他开始脱起身上的衣物。 wait, wait, is big brother this wants to do? 等下,等下,大兄这是想干啥？ „It's late.” Big brother calmly said. “时间不早了。”大兄平静道。 Not early? What not early? 不早了？什么不早了？ After the marriage, can do? 结婚后要干什么？ After the marriage, takes off the clothes...... 结婚后脱衣服...... Damn, is a nuptial chamber! Was big brother this wants with the Doudou nuptial chamber? 该死的,是洞房！大兄这是想和豆豆洞房了？ Dugu Bai frightened the urine. 独孤白吓尿了。 His brain blank, could not speak. 他大脑一片空白,说不出话来。 The plot development is completely not as he expected, he has not thought completely ‚when wedding hero is big brother’ this scene, does he want to go to face? 剧情发展完全出乎他的意料,他完全没想到‘婚礼男主是大兄’这个场面时,他要如何去面对？ At this time the big brother has taken off the suit coat, solved the tie. 此时大兄已经脱去了西装外衣,解去了领带。 shivering that Dugu Bai frightens. 独孤白吓的瑟瑟发抖。 Calm! Calms down. At this time what should I do? 冷静！冷静下来。这个时候我要怎么办？ At this time, if not think that the chastity did not guarantee, the best choice appears the original form. 这个时候,如果不想贞操不保的话,最好的选择就是现出原形。 So long as ‚big brother’ knows oneself married mistakenly the bride, can perhaps untie the misunderstanding. 只要‘大兄’知道自己娶错了新娘,说不定就可以解开误会。 However, this operation has a very dangerous place. 但是,这个操作有个很危险的地方。 The big brother link ‚Doudou’ to be willing to marry, does the sex orientation that perhaps big brother have the issue? 大兄连‘豆豆’都肯娶,说不定大兄的性取向有问题呢？ It is not the Dugu Bai narcissism, he dares to say own long ratio fairy maiden mostly is attractive. 不是独孤白自恋,他敢说自己长的比大多的仙子还要漂亮。 If by some chance...... the big brother has a liking for him by some chance, what to do makes the best of a bad situation? 万一......万一大兄看上他,将错就错怎么办？ But if not appear the original form, that only then a result-- that completes the nuptial chamber by the Doudou's body and big brother. 但如果不现出原形,那就只有一个结局——那就是以豆豆的身体和大兄完成洞房。 This choice is also fearful. 这个选择同样可怕。 Doesn't have the method of both sides, equally beautiful? 就没有两全齐美之法吗？ Dugu Bai crazy rotation mind, but his brain of past miraculous glow actually could not find out any idea at this time. 独孤白疯狂的转动脑海,但这个时候他以往灵光的脑子却想不出任何主意来。 can't do anything about it. 没办法了。 Such being the case, unable by issue of brain solution, only then solved by the fist! 既然如此,无法靠脑子解决的问题,就只有靠拳头来解决了！ Dugu Bai grips the tight fist in secret. 独孤白暗中攥紧拳头。 Makes ‚big brother’ taste his «Thirty Three Beasts Inborn Qi Art»'s might. 就让‘大兄’尝一尝他《三十三兽先天一气功》的威力吧。 After the big brother knocks down, he can extricate. 将大兄打晕后,他就可以解脱了。 While the Dugu Bai preparation wrestles at risk of life, big brother calm unties own shirt, reveals inside one set of personal defense armour. 正当独孤白准备拼死一搏的时候,大兄淡定的解开自己的衬衣,露出里面一套贴身的防御盔甲。 „What kind of, doesn't the young fellow, stimulate?” The big brother said. “怎么样,小伙子,刺激不？”大兄道。 Dugu Bai: „Ha?” 独孤白:“哈？” „Almost married on unfathomable mystery, almost wanted the unfathomable mystery nuptial chamber, was feels the heartbeat to accelerate, God Six without owner, serious of stimulation. Later wants to wrestle at risk of life, exciting did move up a scale?” Big brother calmly said. “差点就莫名其妙结婚了,差点就要莫名其妙洞房了,是不是感觉心跳加速,六神无主,刺激的不得了。之后又想拼死一搏,刺激度又上了一个档次？”大兄平静道。 Dugu Bai: „......” 独孤白:“......” „Appears the original form, Floating Life she not here. Your marrying after abducting plan has been defeated from the beginning.” Big brother calmly said. “现出原形吧,浮生她不在这里。你的劫婚计划从一开始就已经失败了。”大兄平静道。 Dugu Bai fierce jumps: „Where is my master at? You know that I can marry after abducting? Do you know my Plan B? Hateful, did you arrange my master and Doudou meet?” 独孤白猛的蹦起:“那我师父在哪？你们知道我要劫婚？你们知道我的计划B？可恶,你们安排我师父和豆豆见面了？” Dugu Bai is not silly, he thought clear the cause consequence of matter immediately. 独孤白不傻,他马上想清了事情的起因后果。 „Don't be so nervous, young people that's it is impetuous.” The big brother looked for a seat to sit down, pulled out thick books, read. “不用这么紧张,年轻人就是这样浮躁。”大兄找了个座位坐下,又掏出一本厚厚的书籍,翻看起来。 „Your this is the arranged marriage, now what age, freedom of love!” Dugu Bai clenches teeth to say. “你们这是包办婚姻,现在都什么年代了,恋爱自由！”独孤白咬牙道。 The big brother raised the head slightly: „When do I give Floating Life to take care of the marriage? Is from head to tail, I must get married to oneself? Has the nickel relations with Floating Life?” 大兄微微抬起头:“我什么时候给浮生包办过婚姻？从头到尾,都是我自己要给自己结个婚而已吧？和浮生有半毛钱关系？” Dugu Bai had nothing to say in reply immediately. 独孤白顿时无言以对。 But after thinking, he also refuted: „My master, although is not the arranged marriage, but that wasn't Doudou too pitiful? Its marriage is compulsory, I have inquired.” 但想了想后,他又反驳道:“我师父虽然不是包办婚姻,但是那位豆豆不是太可怜了吗？它的婚姻就是强制性的吧,我都打听过了。” „Hehe, you know many.” The big brother turned one page of books, said: „But, Doudou meets marry (a man) because of its seeking death, this is came from the True Monarch Yellow Mountain's penalty. the result of their own knot, clenches teeth also to withstand. Isn't this general knowledge?” “呵呵,你知道的不少嘛。”大兄翻了一页书籍,道:“但是,豆豆之所以会嫁人是因为它自己作死,这是来自于黄山真君的惩罚。自己作的死结的果,咬牙也要承受。这不是常识吗？” Dugu Bai: „......” 独孤白:“......” The big brother close the books, then lifted the hand to look at the time: „it's about time.” 大兄合上书籍,然后抬手看了看时间:“时间差不多了。” In Dugu Bai heart one cool, it's about time? Was Doudou and master has bowed to Heaven and Earth? 独孤白心中一凉,时间差不多？是豆豆和师父已经拜堂了？ „Ok, young fellow. The good play opening, you as the Thirty Three Beasts God Sect's legitimate successor, the following good play cannot be short of your share.” The big brother stood, said. “好了,小伙子。好戏已经开局了,你身为三十三兽神宗的正统传人,接下来的好戏可不能少了你的份。”大兄站了起来,道。 Dugu Bai: „Ha?” 独孤白:“哈？” „This wedding, to direct some fellows from the beginning comes out. But now, the actor of this drama has arrived in full.” Big brother calmly said. “这场婚礼,从一开始就是为了引一些家伙出来。而现在,这场大戏的演员已经到齐了。”大兄平静道。