„Gives back to me, this is my waistband!!! .... Hum! For it, my anything has paid, why must claim me to hope finally.” The Dark Elf young girl has cried the tears person, actually as before stubbornly grasped the waist of Krose, the tears moistened the chest of opposite party. “还给我呀,这是我的腰带呀！！！呜....呜呜！为了它,我什么都付出了,为什么要夺走我最后的希望。”暗精灵少女已经哭成了泪人,却依旧死死的抱住科罗斯的腰,泪水已经打湿了对方的胸口。 „Drops!” Krose also want to cry but have no tears, where oneself „greedy child” picked a waistband from one obviously, oneself looked that it tries attractively, why by like this result. “放手！”科罗斯自己也欲哭无泪呀,自己明明只是从一个“贪婪之子”哪里捡到了一个腰带,自己只是看它漂亮试了试,为什么会遭到这样的结果。 But colleagues in nearby four hall institutes, actually whole face sympathy looks at move of Krose ....... Good, making us neglect saliva of certain person corners of the mouth strange curve and fan, will be regarded as the sympathy. 而旁边四厅一院的同僚们,却都满脸同情的看着中招的科罗斯.......好吧,让我们忽略某些人嘴角诡异的弧度和迷之口水,将当做是同情吧。 „You claimed me to hope finally, I...... I and you spelled.” Also underage Victoria blows up small fist, plans and Krose perishes together. “你夺去了我最后的希望,我......我和你拼了。”还未成年的维多利亚鼓起小拳头,打算和科罗斯同归于尽。 „I ..... I am more miserable than you, I have the fiancee!! More than 50 years planned to return to one's old home to marry!...... Hum.” “我.....我比你还惨呀,我还有未婚妻呀！！还有50多年就打算回老家结婚了呀！呜......呜呜。” Remembers the friends from childhood of oneself native place, finally, originally somewhat weak Krose, sits down exhausted on the ground chirp the drop tears gets up. 想起自己老家的青梅竹马,终于,本来就有些软弱的科罗斯,也瘫坐在地上嘤嘤滴泪起来。 „Hum...... We so are why bad luck. We should be the men obviously.” “呜呜......为什么我们这么倒霉呀。我们明明应该是男人呀。” Saw same life connected Krose, the small fist that Victoria wielded has put finally down, finally, destiny erroneous two „girl” held the same place to howl. 看到同命相连的科罗斯,维多利亚挥动的小拳头最终还是放下了,最后,命运多舛的两个“女孩”抱到一起嚎啕大哭。 Helpless I shook the head, although is not I but intentionally is, but this is indeed related with me, perhaps, was this wants to select the means to end this farce. 无奈的我摇了摇头,虽然不是我故意而为,但这的确与我有关,或许,是该想点办法结束这场闹剧。 „Actually, this world undead magic arts anything tidied up, the surgery effectively were more , the organ transplanting cannot call the minor surgery. If they did not suggest to use others' organ. Or, asks that they can I help them make a minor surgery.” “其实,这个世界亡灵法术比啥整容、外科手术有效的多了,器官移植连小手术都称不上。若她们不建议使用别人的器官。要不,问问她们能不能我帮她们做个小手术。” Finally, I the means that gives up this taking stopgap measures to effect a permanent cure, always thought that once says, not only need be punched, already surplus not many knot grass and dignity must sweep the floor. 最终,我还是放弃了这个治标治本的办法,总觉得一旦说出口,不仅要被揍,已经剩余不多的节艹和尊严都要扫地了。 „Looks for other means again .......” “再找找其他的办法吧.......” At this time, the system actually jumped to brush has the feeling and looks for trouble. 这时候,系统却跳出来刷存在感和找麻烦了。 „Ding! ..... Good, the system does not remember that many people therefore have had bad luck, but this that woman miserable I was unable to continue watching including the system, therefore gives you to select the reward. Reward honorary title: Inborn unlucky star, after the equipment, throws in the passive skill god of plague corona. This title is unable to hide closes, corona permanent opening.” “叮！第.....好吧,系统也不记得到底有多少人因此倒霉了,但这那娘们惨的连系统我都看不下去了,所以还是给你点奖励吧。奖励荣誉称号:天生灾星,装备后附赠被动技能瘟神光环。该称号无法隐藏关闭,光环永久开启。” „Inborn unlucky star: In saying often lives, you always see other person of bad luck appearances, even, you started to think that is the habit of world. But finally, you discovered that you are their bad luck sources! After the equipment, Charm -ten, small creature attacks to you ** increases three times.” “天生灾星:在曰常生活中,你总是看到其他人倒霉的样子,甚至,你已经开始觉得那是世界的常态。但终于有一天,你发现,你才是他们倒霉的源头！装备后魅力－10,小动物对你攻击**增加三倍。” „God of plague corona: Why does not know, the person who the bewilderment that Pet that you raise always dies, you run into will be very always bad luck, if some people thought own all things smoothly and fearless, or some people thought one miserable cannot be miserable, he certainly has not run into you.” “瘟神光环:不知道为什么,你养的宠物总是死的莫名其妙,你遇到的人总是会很倒霉,如果有人觉得自己诸事顺利且毫无畏惧,或有人觉得自己惨的不能再惨,那么,他一定是还没有遇到你。” „Corona effect: The hideaway is the surname rises 10% luckily, yes, the rise, you have not misread, so long as there is a bad luck possibility, even if that probability, only then 1%, is doomed some people bad luck. The lucky value is lower an easier move, if no other people to have bad luck, then, bad luck is your! the ps. corona effect spear-play soldier and Korean drama leading lady are invalid, why? Knows that same effect corona cannot superimpose, by bad luck, their ’ spear|gun soldier and supporting role being doomed tragedy corona ’ compared with your god of plague corona fierce many!” “光环效果:隐藏属姓幸运上升10%,是的,上升,你没看错,但只要有倒霉的可能,即使那几率只有1%,也注定有人要倒霉。幸运值越低越容易中招,若没有其他人倒霉,那么,倒霉的就是你本人！ps.光环效果对枪兵、韩剧女主角无效,为啥？知道同一效果光环不能叠加吗,论倒霉,他们的’枪兵和配角注定悲剧光环’比你的瘟神光环厉害的多！” „Why now understood rises the lucky value to you, looked for several bad luck egg lightning rods quickly.” “现在懂为什么给你升幸运值了吧,快去找几个倒霉蛋避雷针吧。” Anything is called the system to think that you are the unlucky star bad luck egg, I was know. 什么叫做系统认为你是灾星倒霉蛋,我算是知道了。 That reduces 10 Charm defeated/carrying effects, at my defeated/carrying 88 Charm values, any significance, in any case has been actually also able to use the face to be scary, then, scares to death several and scares to death dozens not big differences. 那个减10魅力的负效果,以我那负88的魅力值来看,其实也啥意义,反正已经可以用脸吓死人,那么,吓死几个和吓死几十个也没多大区别。 However, I first time know that this world also has the so-called lucky value unexpectedly...... Inexplicable, I thought that even if system did not demonstrate, my lucky value absolutely astonishing low. 不过,我还是第一次知道这个世界居然还有所谓的幸运值的......莫名的,我觉得即使系统不显示,我的幸运值绝对惊人的低。 But at present, regarding that god of plague corona, my a little interest, the powerhouse must learn to be good at the factor that uses to be able to use actually, even if that factor looks like the pit father, does very much wickedly, perhaps, precious gem undressed ore on conceal in the pebble of roadside. 但眼下,对于那个瘟神光环,我倒是有点兴趣了,强者要学会善于利用一切能够利用的因素,即使那因素看起来很坑爹、恶搞,说不定,珍贵的宝石原矿就藏于路边的小石子中。 „Is lucky value lower an easier move? Then ..... Tries.” “幸运值越低越容易中招吗？那么.....试试吧。” Has picked up three pebbles conveniently, then selects one, toward airborne makes an effort to throw running free. 随手捡起了三块小石子,然后选出一颗,顺风往空中使劲一抛。 First just flew half, the gale blows, has drawn a beautiful parabola, „Bang” in Roland 2nd that happen to knocks to overhaul, then follows the body of big mechanical man to fall. 第一颗刚刚飞到一半,大风刮走,划过一个美丽的抛物线,“砰”的一声,正好敲到正在检修的罗兰二号上,然后顺着大机械人的身体滑落。 „Clang, clang and clang.” After continual ejection, it had finally found her goal. “铛、铛、铛。”连续弹射之后,它终于找到了自己的目标。 „! Good pain!!! Is, is, such does not have the public-spirited!!” That gravel, happen to knocked has been hired as on Centaur Anya of female cook, then, following falling ....... “啊！好痛！！！是谁呀,是谁呀,这么没有公德心！！”那颗石子,正好敲到了已经被聘为厨娘的半人马安利雅头上,然后,顺着滑落....... „. Anya soup!!. My tray! No, that vase is very expensive. Uncle Henry in kitchen will kill me!!” “啊啊啊啊。安利雅的汤！！啊。我的盘子！别,那个花瓶很贵的。厨房的亨利大叔会杀了我的！！” The stone back and forth surges in each chinaware, „after” and „clang clang” resounding, after rescue that Anya is thrown into confusion, turned into the fragment completely. 石头在各个瓷器中来回激荡,“啪啪啪”、“咣铛咣铛”脆响之后,在安利雅手忙脚乱的抢救后,全部变成了碎片。 In fact I look is very clear, if she is motionless, most breaks a tray, but she four runs all over the place fully, clumsy attempts to hold that gravel, strips to turn the table to be innumerable, tray and other chinawares entire broke to pieces. 实际上我看的很清楚,若她不动的话,最多就砸碎一个盘子,但她四足乱跑,笨手笨脚的企图抓住那个石子,一路带翻桌子无数,盘子等瓷器啪啪啪的全碎了。 „Lucky value lowest emergence? The pitiful child, hopes that your first month the wages suffice you to compensate.” “幸运值最低的出现了吗?可怜的孩子,希望你第一个月的工资够你赔。” Shaking the head of sympathy, looks that grasps the broken tray also diligently to put together the together form, the ghost that and back eyes covetously, I decide to help her. 同情的摇了摇头,看着那个握着碎盘子还努力拼一起的身影,及其背后虎视眈眈的鬼影,我决定帮她一把。 „That, Diana , helping Anya, Beifeng stare at her, is smiling in window Taiyin, do not let him go well. To me the face, do not punch, do not fear to kill, the gold level hunter is very solid.” “那个,戴安娜,去帮安利雅一下,悲风盯上了她,正在窗台银笑,别让他得手。不要给我面子,往死里揍,不要怕打死,黄金级猎人很结实的。” Good, gazes after the Town Security squad, at this time, lucky value first from the bottom, what without a doubt is that thinks that our arrivals, discarded innumerable work bad luck egg Centaur Anya successively. 好吧,目送城管小队出发,此时,幸运值倒数第一的,毫无疑问的是那个以为我们的到来,先后丢掉了无数工作的倒霉蛋半人马安利雅。 ” Second ..... ” hesitant moment, finally, I plan to try. ”第二个.....”犹豫了片刻,最终,我还是打算试试。 This time, has the wind obviously, the stone actually strangely freezes, unexpectedly straight up and down. 这次,明明有风,石头却诡异原地不动,居然直上直下了。 „Is I......” “难道是我......” Drew near on my head, the wind came, fluttered with the wind, actually happen to fell knocks to the head of some bad luck egg. 快到了我的脑袋上,风来了,随风一飘,却正好落敲到某个倒霉蛋的头上。 „, Good pain!” “啊,好痛！” The bad luck Victoria just right move, the small stone falls directly in her long hair, uncomfortable Victoria makes an effort to shake very much, that stone also flew. 倒霉的维多利亚正好中招,小石头直接掉在她的长发之中,很不舒服的维多利亚使劲甩头,那石头也飞出来了。 „bo.” That is the meat egg by the resounding that hits lightly, should the thing of existence actually not ripple under the impact of external force, mighty waves turbulent, early collapsed to the shirt of limit has reimbursed finally, the snow white big white rabbit jumped, ** boundless at the same time, Krose passed the face immediately red. “啵。”那是肉蛋被轻撞的脆响,本应不存在之物却在外力的冲击下不住荡漾,波涛汹涌之下,早已经崩到极限的衬衣终于报销了,雪白的大白兔蹦了出来,**无边的同时,科罗斯当即红透了脸。 This has not ended ..... 这还没完..... „!” In the surrounding color. In the screams of wolves, that stone goes downstream directly, in the falling trousers, skids below, immediately, Krose once again anxiously cried. “啊啊啊啊啊！”在周围色.狼们的惊呼声中,那石头直接顺流而下,掉落裤中,在下面滑动,当下,科罗斯就再度急哭了。 „Do not move, Elder sister, I help you take.” Because the destiny is close, just concluded the solid revolutionary friendship „sisters” relations, Victoria puts in the pants of opposite party to look the hand on own initiative. “别动,姐姐,我来帮你拿。”由于命运相近,刚刚缔结坚实革命友谊的“姐妹”关系,维多利亚主动把手伸进对方的裤子里找。 „Does not want!!” But this time Krose already has become the frightened person, the strange touch of thigh makes her whole body shiver and even frightened, holds that demon who hastily attempts to do evil, finally, two „sisters” competition „fighting hand-to-hand”, particularly the coat of Krose dispersing, making periphery flock of wolves excited, the wolf roar intermittently. “不要！！”但此时的科罗斯早就成了惊弓之鸟,大腿的陌生触感让她浑身颤抖乃至恐惧,连忙抓住那个企图作恶的魔手,终于,两“姐妹”的争夺“肉搏”,尤其是科罗斯散开的上衣,让周围群狼激动不已,狼啸阵阵。 Good, their wrong tidy up, like this developed to be too dangerous. 好吧,自己的错自己收拾,这样发展下去太危险了。 I will say two super beautiful women spring. Scene of light leak, making me have to face upward the impulsion of long and loud cry. 我会说两超级美人春.光外泄的场景,让我也有仰天长啸的冲动吗。 „Yawen, is surnamed hormone secretion excessive Bastard that outstanding heroes, takes away...... The taking away kitchen does cleanly,” “雅雯,把那群雄姓激素分泌过度的混蛋,带去......带去厨房做清洁吧,” The distant place, audiences Town Security is ganging up to surround and beating up attempts „going hunting” Beifeng, but in one side, Anya apologized to kitchen chef Henry, while tidied up the fragment. 远处,众城管正在围殴企图“打猎”的悲风,而在一旁,安利雅一边对厨房主厨亨利道歉,一边收拾碎片。 Good, in fact was worried one were dismissed, she of flustered being thrown into confusion, is continuing herself to destroy the impulsion of kitchen. 好吧,实际上担心自己又被解雇,慌张的手忙脚乱的她,在继续自己毁灭厨房的冲动。 „!” „How to break to pieces!! Anya is really not intentionally, the uncle do not dismiss me!! Anya will try hard to tidy up., How to break to pieces.” “啪！”“怎么又碎了！！安利雅真不是故意的,大叔不要解雇我呀！！安利雅会努力收拾的。啊啊啊,怎么又碎了。” „Goes quickly. Ruins all tableware in that stupid Centaur, before making the supper not result in today eats!” “快去。在那个笨半人马毁掉所有的餐具,让今天晚餐没得吃之前！” Good, two gravel have raised sanguinary rule in another significance, looks at the control last gravel, I hit one to tremble, perhaps, this pebble was more careful than me makes Yongye Scepter to be dangerous. 好吧,两颗石子已经掀起了另外一种意义上的腥风血雨,看着手心最后一颗石子,我打了一个寒颤,或许,这小石子比我精心制造永夜权杖还要危险。 „Un, is second Victoria or Krose? Ok, was similar, when posts for second. Since had three lightning rods, so long as they in the side, I can also feel relieved the god of plague corona the effect. No, lightning rod type of thing, is the better and better.” “嗯,第二到底是维多利亚还是科罗斯？算了,差不多了,就当并列第二吧。既然已经有三个避雷针了,只要她们在身边,我也可以放心瘟神光环的效果了。不,避雷针这种东西,还是多多益善。” I decide on the attention to continue, this time, for does not affect the peripheral person, I gave its enclosed have let its rapid flight the magic, let its flying distant. 我打定注意继续,这次,为了不波及周边的人,我给其附上了让其疾飞的魔法,让其飞的远远的。 „Goes, my land mine investigation, whom looks is the next bad luck egg!!” “去吧,我的地雷探查器,看谁是下一个倒霉蛋！！” But the gravel just flew, could not see the shadow, unexpectedly straight running free surfacing the boat, then, the clouds, roared to hand down from generation to generation. 但石子刚刚飞出去,就看不到影子了,居然笔直的顺风上浮,接着,云端,就有一声咆哮传了下来。 „Is that Bastard tumbles thing to pound the person!! My ¥%¥...... ¥” “是那个混蛋乱丢东西砸人的！！我¥%¥……¥” Good, is the Xiao Hong sound, recently walked to punch several times, owing that eats has not recovered the gathering place, her anger somewhat is very big. 好吧,是小红的声音,最近被人找上门揍了几次,吃的亏还没有找回场子,她的火气很有些大。 „Is Xiao Hong? She is not always the luck good. He He, it seems like, this gadget could not do.” “是小红吗？她不是一向运气都不错的吗。呵呵,看来,这玩意做不了准呀。” „Really is your this Bastard!! Was your mistake harms me so to be recently bad luck! Unexpectedly also dares to provoke! Visits me to withstand great pressure!!” “果然是你这个混蛋！！都是你的错害我最近这么倒霉！居然还敢挑衅！看我泰山压顶！！” Good, looks the shadow that in the top of the head that expands unceasingly and obviously is roaring of venting anger, I revised my judgment. 好吧,看着头顶上那个不断扩大的黑影和明显是迁怒的咆哮,我修正了自己的判断。 „, Third is I. Un, later at least must draw a lightning rod in the side.” “哦,原来,第三就是我呀。嗯,以后至少要拉个避雷针在身边。” ...... How I afterward made chaotic escape by luck, for the time being did not discuss, after this event, I set firm resolve, the side at least must have one to be lucky the value to be lower than me. 咳......我后来是如何制造混乱侥幸逃生的,就暂且不谈,从这个事件后,我下定决心,身边至少要带一个比我幸运值低的。 But, looks to take the lightning rod, helping me keep off Victoria and Krose of many disaster, I also somewhat felt sorry, finally, found one only to say reluctantly solution actually. 而之后,看着作为避雷针,帮我挡了不少灾的维多利亚和科罗斯,我也有些过意不去,最后,硬是找到了一个只能说勉强解决的办法。 „Male drowned spring.” Mysterious spring water in an old cartoon, it can make the woman turn into unusual Constitution, so long as has moistened the hot water, will turn into the male surname, if meets the cold water, will turn into the younger sister. “男溺泉。”一个老漫画中的神奇泉水,它可以让女人变成一只奇特的体质,只要沾了热水,就会变成男姓,若是遇冷水,就会重新变成妹子。 In order to pull out to this different treasure, I have spent many points and several months of Lottery opportunities, finally must recompense to hope, but...... 为了抽到这个异界珍宝,我花费了不少点数和几个月的抽奖机会,终于得偿所愿,但...... The male drowned spring has one...... 男溺泉只有一份...... At that time, became being intimate with sisters also own Krose and Victoria for the opportunity of that incomplete man, attacked brutally, finally, under the function of some god of plague corona, that spring water, pounded some happen to pass by the bad luck egg...... 那时,已经变得比亲姐妹还亲的科洛丝、维多利亚为了那个不完整男人的机会,大打出手,最后,在某个瘟神光环的作用下,那个泉水,砸到了某个正好路过倒霉蛋身上...... „Tragedy!!”. “悲剧啊！！”. \; \;