Blasts the bathhouse? Steals the store to change among the clothing in clothes, the closet? Perhaps summoned one to bring the acid precipitation of corrosion surname? On the pedestrian to road sprinkles the foul water directly? 炸掉澡堂子？偷掉商铺换衣间、衣柜里的衣物？或是召唤一阵带着腐蚀姓的酸雨？直接给路上的行人泼臭水？ Above, I may not do, that may be the illegal activity did not say that is contrary to me not to involve the principle of innocent public figure as far as possible, em, is only as far as possible...... 以上,我可都不会做,那可都是违法行为不说,更有违我尽量不涉及无辜人士的原则,恩,只是尽量…… I have better means! Completely legitimate! 我有更好的办法！完全合法！ After all, Perverts of this city are really many, necessity that I have not violated the law personally,...... 毕竟,这座城市的变.态实在不少,我也没有亲自犯法的必要,…… Is surnamed Druid sulfur Huangshan Branch Alliance wildly, is called Wild Bull Alliance, is a Druid Organization of moderates, em, is only relatively temperate, in many places, Druid from the beginning and hung with the terrorist organization in the equal sign greatly troublesome. 野姓德鲁伊硫磺山分部联盟,简称野牛盟,是一个温和派的德鲁伊组织,恩,只是相对温和而已,在不少地方,德鲁伊一开始就和恐怖组织和大麻烦挂在了等号。 Why? In the people eyes, isn't Druid very friendly? The child of jungle, with the nature harmonious coexistence and so on, not wants not to strive, self-sufficient. 为啥？在众人眼中,德鲁伊不是很友好吗？丛林之子,和自然和谐共存之类,无欲无求,自给自足。 However, I must say that can say this saying, truly has not contacted with Druid probably. 不过,我要说,能说这话的,大概都是没有和德鲁伊真正接触的。 It is well known, Druid advocates balanced and nature, said simply, is natural is good, man-made is bad. 众所周知,德鲁伊崇尚平衡和自然,简单的说,就是天然的都是好的,人造的都是坏的。 Druid of fundamentalism loathes all artifacts, they even regard the iron hardware for the enemy of nature, do not say the product of engineering and modern industry, even they regard the city for the prisoner's cage of metal and bricks and stones, in their ideals, the best civilization to cut off in light of this, everybody returns to the primitive society together. 原教旨主义的德鲁伊厌恶一切人工制品,他们甚至视铁器为自然之敌,更不要说工程学、近代工业的产物,甚至他们视城市为金属和砖石的囚笼,在他们的理想中,最好文明就此断绝,大家一起回到原始社会。 But before me the world, such organization has also existed, they use the attack chaser, to blow up the way of factory to protect the nature, in fact also and terrorist organization not different. 而在我之前的所处的世界,这样的组织也存在过,他们用袭击狩猎者、炸毁工厂的方式来保护自然,实际上也和恐怖组织无异了。 Can with other Druid of life peaceful exchange, be able to calculate on moderates probably, but Wild Bull Alliance, is moderates in the moderates, otherwise Liu Huang Mountain City will not allow them to enter. 能够和其他生命和平交流的德鲁伊,大概就可以算的上温和派了,而野牛盟,更是温和派中的温和派,否则硫磺山城根本不会允许她们进驻。 Good, even if Eich Continent, people hope that said the child to get better and better, but did not return to the primitive society more and more, such tribal group and religious doctrine, saw not the suitable life in the normal society, Druid were also many normal person, always some people think ** the delicacy food of heart cooking, but did not pluck hairs eats the belt blood belt wool, therefore, their interior also unceasing fission reorganization. 好吧,即使艾希大陆,人们还是期盼曰子越过越好,而不是越来越回到原始社会,这样的族群和教义,怎么看都不适合生活在正常社会,德鲁伊也不乏正常人,也总有人想**心烹饪的美味食物,而不是拔毛吃带血带毛的,因此,他们内部也不断的分裂重组。 For example „we only oppose to cut wood excessively( open certainly up a mine we also to oppose, but we were oral protest, will not stop attack)” and „we only to oppose that the hunting whale( also opposed to hunt for the dolphin, sea lion! The sea crab we do not protect, the seahorse we will also want to meet to discuss that next Tuesday will be opposition)” like this temperate organization, in fact will maintain with several oppositions oneself Druid's religious doctrine and status, in fact actually and Normal person was almost the same. 比如“我们只反对过度伐木（当然开矿我们也反对,不过我们只是口头抗议,不会阻拦袭击）”、“我们只反对狩猎鲸鱼（也反对捕猎海豚,还有海狮！海蟹我们不保护,海马我们还要下周二开会讨论是不是反对）”这样的温和组织,实际上就是用数个反对来保持自己德鲁伊的教义和身份,实际上却和普通人相差无几了。 As the moderates of moderates, Wild Bull Alliance only opposed that an artifact, may be called Druid and human well-off society coexistent model. 作为温和派的温和派,野牛盟更是只反对一件人工制品,堪称德鲁伊和人类社会和谐共存的典范。 But was a pity that is the man of that opposition too for special, caused their religious sect unable the expansion population, grew strong...... After all, is not everyone has the courage to take off that man. 但可惜,就是那件反对的人造物太为特殊,才导致了他们教派迟迟无法扩张人数,发展壮大……毕竟,不是每个人都有勇气脱下那件人造物的。 Good, spoke of this, everybody should also guess correctly that they opposed that artifact. 好吧,说到这,大家也应该猜到他们到底反对那件人工制品了吧。 Right, they opposed that is the clothes...... 对,他们反对的,是衣服…… Yes, their religious doctrines, are the fleshly body of person are the most perfect nature divine creative force, the clothes are the pardoned crimes, our Druid is the natural incarnation, should the piece wisp, the world show own inborn perfect wild surname fleshly body. 是的,他们的教义,就是人的肉体就是最完美的大自然造物,衣服是原罪,我们德鲁伊更是自然的化身,应该不着片缕,向世人展示自己天生的完美野姓肉体。 Is surnamed Druid sulfur Huangshan Branch Alliance wildly, the old name is the wild surname stature is the Druid of natural beauty and putting on clothes is the alliance of evil way and heresy, the name of such Gentleman aura, how I will make him register in Liu Huang Mountain City, therefore, strikes back under repeatedly the revision, turns Wild Bull Alliance that can accept reluctantly. 野姓德鲁伊硫磺山分部联盟,原名是野姓身材才是自然美、穿衣的德鲁伊都是邪道和异端的联盟,这样绅士气息的名字,我又怎么会让其在硫磺山城注册,于是,反复打回修改下,变成了勉强能够接受的野牛盟。 Even so, they are everybody shouted Perverts organization that as before hits, Gentleman Alliance that even the reputation is at compared with me also misses, after all, is not everyone can accept, when are just busy, at present suddenly broke through man of one flock of strolling accompanied by pet bird...... Only thinks to suffice disgustingly, really I early should drive out them! 即使如此,他们依旧是人人喊打的变.态组织,甚至名声比我所在的绅士联盟还差,毕竟,不是每个人都能够接受,在自己正忙的时候,眼前突然冲过一群遛鸟的汉子……咳咳,光想想就够恶心的呀,果然我早该把他们赶出去了！ However, to care about the multi- races mixes the present situation of occupying, I have not set up „indecent” in this city from the beginning crime, after all, various race habits and customs differences are too many, is very easy to cause the misunderstanding, for example Tauren has momentarily drinks mother 's milk the custom, looks like in other race, that simply extremely Perverts. 不过,为了顾及多种族混居的现状,我一开始就没有在这座城市设立“有伤风化”罪,毕竟,各种族生活习惯差别太多,很容易导致误会,比如牛头人就有随时喝母乳的习惯,在别的种族看来,那简直太过变.态。 Moreover, according to the statute book, how Perverts to see that is only the morals and head had problems, with regulation extremely, therefore, has no reason to reject their moving into. 而且,按照法典,变.态怎么看都只是道德和脑袋出了问题,用律法就太过了,所以,也没有理由拒绝他们的入驻。 Naturally, I later quickly regretted, after moves into successfully, their constantly attempts propagandize their religious doctrine to the resident, expands own influence, lets the law enforcement and judicial organ quite headache, said with the straightforward words, is always organization secretly collectively bare. Rushes, wastes my police forces under. 当然,我之后很快就后悔了,在成功入驻后,他们无时无刻的企图向市民宣传自己的教义,扩大自己的影响力,让执法、司法机关颇为头痛,用直白的话讲,就是总是偷偷的组织集体裸.奔,浪费我手下的警力。 The Normal law enforcement officials, what good means did not have to these smooth fellow from top to bottom, starts directly? Opposite party not illegal, but if with saying, instead gave them to propagandize oneself religious doctrine the good opportunity. 普通的执法人员,对这些浑身上下光溜溜的家伙还真没啥好办法,直接开打吗？对方没有违法,但若是用说的,反而给了他们宣传自己教义的好机会。 „Ha, when my this is the primitive beauty, mother of divine creative force nature is ** bare, we have embarrassed any......” “哈,我这才是原始之美,自然之母造物之时就是**裸的,我们有什么不好意思的……” Various fallacies and absurdities are self-made, the key is the strength is not weak, team leader with amazement is Legend big Druid, is extremely troublesome and nasty. 各种歪理邪说还自成体系,关键是实力还不弱,领队的骇然还是个传奇大德鲁伊,极其麻烦且难以对付。 What is lucky, after Dark Elf Town Security arrive, this rogue arrogance was attacked maliciously 万幸的是,在暗精灵城管们到位后,这种凶恶的气焰被狠狠打击了 „...... Such small caterpillar, but also comes out to shake, has not shaved the wool, you also really have the courage.” “……这么小的毛毛虫,还出来晃,还没剃毛,你还真有勇气呀。” „, On that fellow buttocks has the good ugly birthmark, about foot also high while low, inborn abnormal also studies others bare. Rushes, unexpectedly is a package x, has the courage, is too not concerned about face......” “哇,那个家伙屁股上有好丑的胎记,左右脚还一边高一边低,天生畸形还学别人裸.奔,啊,居然还是个包x,真是,太有勇气,太不要脸了……” „Despicable underground stinking insect, to the old lady distant point, stank to high heaven. How long haven't you taken a bath? Savages!” “卑劣的地下臭虫,离老娘远点,臭死了。你有多久没洗澡了？野人！” „Do not cry, Momo sympathizes very much your, hee hee, although is a little indeed small , the half of Momo whip.! Un, was too not small, hee, please diligently live, perhaps some people will like! Em, certainly will have. Ha, Momo could not bear!” “别哭了,莫莫很同情你的,嘻嘻,虽然的确有点小,还不到莫莫鞭子的一半。咳！嗯,不算太小了,嘻,请努力活下来,说不定有人会喜欢的！恩,一定会有的。哈哈哈,莫莫忍不住了！” Regarding the man, was despised this aspect indeed very uncomfortably, if despises the side is the beautiful woman, that was in the pain adds painful. 对于男人来说,被鄙视这方面的确很让人难受,若鄙视方是美女的话,那就是痛上加痛了。 In one crowd from the matriarchal clan, under the surrounding appraisal of extremely valiant Dark Elf younger sister, the body and mind is seriously battered Wild Bull Alliance, almost directly dismisses, formidable Legend Druid Eaglestorm, almost directly leaps into a river ........ 在一群来自母系氏族,极其彪悍的暗精灵妹子的围观评价下,身心遭受重创的野牛盟,差点直接解散,强大的传奇德鲁伊风暴之鹰,差点就直接投河自尽…….. From now on, Dark Elf Town Security have become the Wild Bull Alliance natural enemy, each time organized activities, cautiously avoids the Town Security possible area of jurisdiction. 自此,暗精灵城管们就成了野牛盟的天敌,每次组织活动,都小心翼翼的避开城管可能出现的辖区。 But at present, I have actually written an ultra long bored speech, gives Eliza to wear my law robe to speak for me, the request gives all law enforcement officials( including Town Security) transmission study, that draft...... To me looks bored also will fall asleep, moreover most little must read for three hours, is most shameless, I also request them the note, afterward must hand over to write down the examination study situation, if not listen earnestly, must deduct the wages. 而眼下,我却写了一篇超长的无聊讲话稿,交给伊丽莎穿着我的法袍替我演讲,要求给所有执法人员（包括城管）传达学习,那个稿子……无聊到我自己看着也会睡着,而且最少要读三个小时,最无耻的,我还要求她们记笔记,事后要交笔记查看学习情况,若是不认真听的话,要扣工资的。 Good, light thinks that is a torture...... Was vented finally by the resentment of arduous document work puzzle, I was too bad! 好吧,光想想就是一种酷刑……总算是把被繁重的文件工作困扰的怨气发泄出来了,我太坏了,欧耶！ He He, now, I, so long as makes old cow Xueti forward to Wild Bull Alliance for me the Town Security very busy news, they naturally start organized activities without hesitation, but waits for Town Security to be completely muddled comes out from the assembly hall, the activity of Wild Bull Alliance should also already end. 呵呵,现在,我只要让老牛雪蹄替我把城管很忙的消息转给野牛盟,他们自然会毫不犹豫的开始组织活动,而等城管们晕头转向的从礼堂出来,野牛盟的活动也应该早就结束了。 However, because I look at Wild Bull Alliance not to be feeling well, therefore the time and some actual hour of quite differences notice, probably were late that one hour, when they received the team time, happen to will actually be caught, was attacked by Town Security maliciously, body and mind heavy losses, peaceful 1-2 months ......... 不过,由于我看野牛盟不爽,所以通知的时间和实际时间颇有些出入,大概就是晚了那个一个小时,等他们收队的时候,却正好会被逮个正着,然后被城管们狠狠的打击,身心重创,安静一两个月……… The words said that does some to say is often easy? Also must put out the plan plot method, but, now, arrived at the season of harvest, waits to look at the good play. 话说,做点曰常容易吗？还要拿出策划阴谋的手段,不过,现在,就到了收获的时节,等着看好戏吧。 „Pū!” “噗！” „Pū!” “噗！” Sits in can see in the entire big square cafe, disregards men who outside had just overrun to stroll accompanied by pet bird, looks that nearby in the mouth the coffee the bad luck egg that and drink puff out, is appreciating at present the farce with the corner of the eye, while has opened the saying report on table joyfully. 坐在能看到整个大广场的咖啡厅中,无视了外面刚刚冲过去遛鸟的汉子们,看着边上一个个把口中咖啡、饮料喷出去的倒霉蛋,一边用眼角欣赏着眼前闹剧,一边愉悦的翻开了桌上的曰报。 „Black fraternity firm support centered on Sir Annie Layde second generation...... It seems like bandits and thieves trade union generation of chancellor are intelligent, was then motionless temporarily they.” “黑色兄弟会坚决支持以安妮.莱文大人为核心的第二代……看来盗贼工会这代的主事人还算聪明,那么,暂时就不动他们了。” „Pū!” “噗！” Good, my happy is too early, opposite Eliza coffee spurted on me, has drenched my face. 好吧,我高兴的太早,对面的伊丽莎一口咖啡喷到了我身上,淋了我一脸。 „Eliza, you are intentionally!!” “伊丽莎,你是故意的！！” „Sorry!! Really is not intentionally, master.” Half Demon female servant takes out the paper goods to clean for me hastily, but ....... “抱歉！！真不是故意的,主人。”半恶魔女仆连忙取出纸巾替我擦拭,但……. „It is not right!! Eliza, can you here? Didn't I want you to call for me to speak? You......” “不对呀！！伊丽莎,你怎么会在这里？我不是要你叫替我演讲了吗？你……” „I indeed planned spoke at that time for you, when speech plan to the Hall of Legislation examination, Sister Lilith said this, since were Hall of Enforcement internal lecturing and studying, the highest judge personally acted extremely, therefore handed over by the Hall of Enforcement director is responsible for sufficing.” “我当时的确打算替您演讲,不过演讲方案到了法王厅审批时,莉莉丝姐姐说这既然是执法厅内部的讲习,最高法官亲自出面就太过了,于是交由执法厅的厅长负责就够了。” „Oh!” hears word, I calmed down, so long as can the frame live in Town Security, gave Xueti that boy to be also good, but suddenly, I actually discovered that opposite Eliza as if somewhat hesitated. “噢！”闻言,我冷静下来了,只要能框住城管,交给雪蹄那小子也行,但突然,我却发现对面的伊丽莎似乎有些犹豫。 „How? Also embarrassed? He He, no matter you canine is usually glib, really the woman, sees one crowd of bare. Were the male really daunted? Relax, I know that you are not intentionally, the embarrassed words you first go back, looked that I say often the bumper crop today!” “怎么了？还不好意思？呵呵,不管你平时多么尖牙利嘴,果然还是女人呀,看到一群裸.男果然被吓住了？放心吧,我知道你不是故意的,不好意思的话你就先回去吧,看我今天曰常大丰收！” I happily have smiled, opposite Iriondo actually suddenly shook the head, on the elegant face is the sympathy. 我得意的笑了,对面的伊丽丝却突然摇了摇头,俏脸上全是同情。 „...... Sir, I rude reason, after please look below.” “……大人,我会失态的原因,请您看下背后吧。” „Behind?” “背后？” Has turned the head, is really a touching type of bad people running wild, aquiline nose Eaglestorm and Xueti that boy hand in hand, jumps while sang, gathers round Holy Knight that two held is trembling together to dance. 转过头,果然是一副群魔乱舞的摸样,鹰钩鼻子的风暴之鹰和雪蹄那小子手拉手,边跳边唱,围着两个抱着一起发抖的圣骑士跳舞。 By bare. The male gather round dance, is Holy Knight, it is estimated that is also since birth first time. 被一圈裸.男围着跳舞,就是圣骑士,估计也是有生以来的第一次吧。 Even, some people started to peel their clothes, planned that makes them join the parade ....... 甚至,已经有人开始剥他们的衣服,打算让他们加入游行……. „That...... Rituxan and Lucas? Suffices really pitifully, has met this crowd of Perverts unexpectedly...... We hope that do not cast any trauma, remained the knight enough to have bad luck.” “那个……提姆和卢卡斯？真够可怜的呀,居然遇到了这群变.态……希望不要留下什么心理阴影吧,剩骑士已经够倒霉了。” I remember certainly that these two fool Holy Knight, destroyed my old debt of ferris wheel not to reckon up, but, since they have so had bad luck today, my was also happy, even if they were in luck, I did not find the opportunity to retaliate, the old debt wrote off. 我当然记得这两个笨蛋圣骑士,毁了我的摩天轮的旧账还没有算清了,不过,既然他们今天已经如此倒霉了,我心情又不错,就算他们走运了,我就不找机会报复了,旧账就一笔勾销吧。 „Under, is not right! How Xueti that boy can here!!” “等下,不对！雪蹄那小子怎么会在这里！!” My interrogation, only obtained the vision of sympathy, Iraqi Liza coughed lightly, has imitated a familiar sound. 我的质问,却只得到了同情的目光,伊莉莎一声轻咳,模仿了一个熟悉的声音。 „Silver rose Sir, after please, do not raise Sir Wumianzhe (The Indefatigable One) to go on duty for somebody else, even if you imitate looks like very much. If were known, will affect the reputation of our judicial organ. Right, please inform an Sir saying, where because could not find Hall of Enforcement hall Changgang Sir Wei, therefore the speech postpones 2 : 30 pm, if he is interested, asking him to audit.” “银色玫瑰大人,请您以后不要提无眠者大人顶班了,即使您模仿的很像。万一被人知道了,会影响我们司法机关的声誉的。对了,请你告知大人一说,由于在哪里都找不到执法厅厅长钢卫大人,所以演讲推迟到明天下午二时三十分,若他有兴趣,请他旁听。” Eliza study Lilith that does intentionally the proper tune to be simply lifelike, but I have not actually appreciated the acrobatics program leisurely and carefree...... 伊丽莎学莉莉丝那故作正经的腔调简直惟妙惟肖,但我却没有欣赏曲艺节目的悠闲了…… „In other words spoke is postponed? Town Security are the condition of normally going to work, may the appearance anytime!!!” “也就是说演讲被推迟了？城管们都是在正常上班的状态,随时都有可能出现！！！” „Bastard!! Also is your Perverts, Holy Light, no, the regulation, grants me the strength! Incantation of Law: Judgement technique!” “混蛋！！又是你们这些变.态,圣光,不,律法呀,赐予我力量吧！法咒：判罪术！” The back is a confusion, Town Security suddenly kills, lets Wild Bull Alliance and Xueti shock, immediately, thinks in one snare. 背后是一片混乱,城管们的突然杀出,让野牛盟和雪蹄震惊不已,顿时,都以为自己中了圈套。 „Bastard Roland, you pit brothers, old cow I are unable to co-exist to you!!” “混蛋罗兰,你又坑兄弟,老牛我给你势不两立！！” Roaring old cow, does not know completely had anything, but also thinks that is the Lich pit he, does not know that is messed things up, instead raises head the long and loud cry, imitates, if received any huge grievance! 咆哮的老牛,完全不知道发生了什么,还以为是巫妖坑他,更不知道是自己误了事,反而仰头长啸,仿若受了什么天大的委屈！ „Deserves death, here is unsafe.” “该死,这里不安全了。” I throw down two gold coins to work as the newspaper fee, turns around to plan to depart, but the entrance of cafe, two female Elf are smiling to me. 我丢下两枚金币当报纸费,转身就打算离去,但咖啡厅的门口,两个女精灵正在对着我微笑。 „Hi, secret evil behind-the-scenes manipulator , is also you.” “嗨,幕后黑手,果然,又是你呀。” And one, is team leader Diana of Town Security brigade, another, is actually deputy team chief Yawen, at this moment, that sincere Slaying Dragon blade, places her footsteps. 其中一个,就是城管大队的队长戴安娜,另外一个,却是副队长雅雯,此刻,那厚重的屠龙刀,就放在她脚步。 Her inborn mental magic complete immunity ability, is I will choose this will make the demon blade that the user goes crazy give the Town Security basic reason, but I at this moment, did not have the gratified such quick demon blade to find the appropriate master, but had mind filled with once more to lift the stone to pound the nuisance of oneself foot. 她天生的心智魔法完全免疫能力,是我会选择将这把会使使用者发狂的魔刀交给城管的根本原因,但我此刻,却没有欣慰这么快魔刀就找到合适的主人,而满腹都是再次搬起石头砸了自己脚的懊恼。 Turns head, without a trace that really Eliza vanished, the dimension gate of that half Demon talent runs is really first-class, cold blood Demon gets rid of ally that to call a decisiveness, but at this moment, I of being half beat behind all around, had gotten down the dimension anchor, wants to slide with the space magic is impossible. 回头,果然伊丽莎已经消失的无影无踪,那半恶魔天赋的次元门跑起来真是一流,冷血的恶魔抛弃战友那叫一个果断,而此刻,慢了半拍的我周遭,已经被下了次元锚,想用空间魔法溜是不可能了。 Therefore, I long smile one, then raises both hands...... 于是,我长笑一声,然后举起双手…… ...... Holds to squat down. ……抱头蹲下。 „Do not apply makeup!! I must be on intimate terms to marry the wife!” “别打脸！！我还要相亲娶老婆的！” - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - －－－－－－－－－－－－－－－ When I am enjoying the Town Security beautiful woman entertains warmly, the Eliza familiar sound actually in the ear resounds. 而当我正在享受城管美女热情的招待之时,伊丽莎熟悉的声音却在耳边响起。 „Master, I did not mean yesterday that this Quest looks to need to find the person to help.” “主人,昨天我不是说,这个任务找需要找人帮忙。” „Un!? Let alone, has saved me quickly!!” “嗯！？别说了,快来救我！！” „...... Actually, I said does not look for these Druid, you can definitely look for these fellow villagers in your undead area, the corpse and Skeleton Soldier, increase, Bone Dragon wickedly, did not wear the clothes, you can definitely lead them to parade daybreak, such, Quest affirms the big success!” “……其实,我说的不是找那些德鲁伊,您完全可以找您亡灵区的那些老乡,僵尸、骷髅兵、增恶、骨龙,本来就是不穿衣服的呀,您完全可以带着他们游街到黎明,那样,任务肯定大成功！” I imitate, if saw opposite that in self-satisfied titter, but also is putting on a serious face to install, to install the innocent young girl blurry...... 我仿若已经看到对面那个正在得意的偷笑,还在板着脸装迷糊、装无辜的少女…… „Eliza!! You pit I!!” \; “伊丽莎！！你又坑我！！”\;