In the legend, each breaks through the time and space demarcation line transcender, will obtain from world a presents .... Un, popular name crossing over necessary Golden Ring. 传说中,每一个打破时间和空间界线的超越者,都会得到一份来自世界的馈赠….嗯,俗称穿越者必备金手指。 Evil Lich System ..... Is my pit father's Golden Ring. 邪恶巫妖系统…..就是我那坑爹至极的金手指。 Once, it did not call this name, he had a Training System of a Holy Knight like this good name, but was a pity that only abandoned the Holy Knight status from me, started to study the black magic, he turned into this name. 曾经,它不是叫这个名字,他有一个光辉骑士王养成系统这样的好名字,但可惜,只从我抛弃圣骑士身份,开始学习黑魔法,他就变成了这个名字。 Saying Daily Quest that once, he gave, was takes to the streets to hold the old woman, to help the cat that little girl (loli) looked to lose and so on taking pleasure in serving others Quest, but is not expansion of present such pit father. 曾经,他给的曰常任务,都是上街扶老太太、帮小女孩找丢失的小猫之类的助人为乐的任务,而不是如今这么坑爹的展开。 „Looked saying that this said often...... Also is this pit father's two chooses one, destruction random over 30,000 people cities, reward 10000 evil points. Snatches three children's lollipop, rewards 1 points. If two both have not been completed, buckles 2 points.” “看下本曰的曰常……又是这坑爹的两选一,毁灭任意一座30000人以上的城镇,奖励10000点邪恶点数。抢三个小朋友的棒棒糖,奖励1点。若两个都没有完成,那么,扣2点。” „Bah! When the father is silly, has destroyed cities , ensure brushed a whole staff Epic Middle Ages Holy Knight group to crusade against me, at the appointed time some gained, no flower.” “呸！当老子是傻的呀,真毁了一个城镇,保证刷出一个全员史诗的中古圣骑士团来讨伐我,到时有的赚,没的花。” Conveniently from passing by Tauren young Loli has pulled out her lollipop, looks that little girl (loli) cries to carry off by her mother, just put in the mouth, actually heard lollipop and bone hit resounding, remembered itself not to have the sense of taste. 顺手从路过的牛头人小萝莉抽过她的棒棒糖,看着小女孩哭着被她妈妈拉走,刚放入口中,却听到了棒棒糖和骨头撞击的脆响,才想起自己已经没有了味觉。 „Yeah, when can enjoy the good food again the taste, mana, although guarantees all one wants to eat, but really non- delicacy.” “哎,啥时候才能再享受美食的滋味,魔力虽然管饱,但实在不美味呀。” Even if that girl's mother drags naughty kid(s) to walk, that little girl (loli) as if has not been willing to give up, that bright and intelligent big eye is staring at me, as if discovered that I am unable to eat food, is expecting anything. 即使那女孩的妈妈拖着熊孩子走,那小女孩似乎还不愿意放弃,那水汪汪的大眼盯着我,似乎发现我无法吃食物,在期望什么。 Thinks Uncle Lich who passed is only practical joke? Immediately will give back to oneself lollipop. 以为路过的巫妖叔叔只是恶作剧？马上就会把棒棒糖还给自己。 Good, for does not disappoint the expectation of opposite party, I ka bite the sugar block, then spitting to the ground. 好吧,为了不辜负对方的期望,我咔吧咔吧的把糖块咬碎,然后一块块的吐到地上。 „Hum!! Mom. The strange uncle snatched my sugar.” “呜呜呜！！妈妈。怪叔叔抢了我的糖。” „Do not look that walks quickly.” “别看,快走。” Therefore, did not leave has harvested a delightful weeping sound accidentally, at that time, my was happier, because, I have remembered some lawless naughty kid(s). 于是,不出意外的收获了一阵悦耳的哭声,当时,我的心情就好了很多,因为,我想起了某个无法无天的熊孩子。 „Didn't undead have the human rights? Ancient Magic Scrolls was treated as the doodle the drawing paper, the Dragon Blood ink is regarded the pigment, Alchemy Medicines of laborious manufacture was treated as the soft drink, even links my rib to be opened to play the puzzle secretly, I have rested for two hours, the laboratory turned into the ruins, the naughty kid(s) destructive power was too fearful......” “亡灵就没有人权了吗？上古魔法卷轴被当做涂鸦的画纸,龙血墨水被当成了颜料,辛辛苦苦制造的炼金药剂被当做汽水,甚至连我的肋骨被偷偷拆下来玩拼图,我才睡了两个小时,实验室就变成了废墟,熊孩子的破坏力太可怕了……” „Yeah, when can revenge.” Remembers these lawless naughty kid(s), naughty kid(s) that some only wild surname has not taught specially, I hate the tooth to be itchy. “哎,啥时候才能报仇呀。”想起那些无法无天的熊孩子,特别某只野姓未训的大龄熊孩子,我就恨得牙痒痒。 Suddenly, but actually accidental hears a system prompt. 突然,但却意外的听到一个系统提示。 „Ding, congratulates host accumulation lane to cry the 100 th young Loli / shota, rewards evil points 10 points. It seems like six years old of regulations 20 many legitimate Loli? In counting range, expired false Loli is the evil way!” “叮,恭喜宿主累积弄哭第100个小萝莉/正太,奖励邪恶点数10点。看似六岁实则20多的合法萝莉？不在统计范围内,过期的伪萝莉是邪道！” Sees a sudden achievement cannot help but joy, the achievement system most inferior reward is ten points, this may can be as good as my ten days said Daily Quest. 看到突然的成就不由得一阵欣喜,成就系统最次的奖励都是十个点数,这可抵得上我十天的曰常任务了。 „According to the convention, the lane cries 100 to have the achievement words, the lane cries 1000 also to have, moreover rewards most little turns time .....” “按照惯例,弄哭100个有成就的话,弄哭1000个也会有,而且奖励最少翻倍…..” Therefore, my two shining looks to little girl (loli) and little boys (shota) on street ........ 于是,我两眼放光的看向街上的小女孩、小正太…….. „Snort, even if has not said often, making naughty kid(s) understand a custom, making everybody avoid the same misfortune, is the responsibility of our good person.” “哼,就算没有曰常,让熊孩子懂点规矩,让大家避免同样的厄运,也是吾辈好人的职责。” „Played is quite good? Right, activates the divine creative force, lets disgusting monster that the naughty kid(s) toy runs around, the magic coating, turns into the wicked surname lollipop of bear lake the excrement yellow!” “怎么玩比较好了？对了,活化造物,让熊孩子的玩具到处乱跑的恶心怪物,魔法涂料,把熊海子的棒棒糖变成恶姓的屎黄色！” As fully suffering the victim of naughty kid(s) disaster, remembered to be able for my ruined magic reel and precious ancient book avenges a grievance, the bad drop creativity braved. 作为饱受熊孩子祸害的受害者,一想起能够为我被毁掉的魔法卷轴和珍贵典籍报仇雪恨,坏点子创意就一个个冒出来。 „No, no, that insufficient vigor, turns into pillow cover eats demon of person, after letting naughty kid(s), saw that the pillow feared. Right, Ai Fahei the tentacle, making you also enjoy itchy tickling hell.” “不,不,那不够劲,把枕头套子变成吃人的魔物吧,让熊孩子以后看到枕头就怕。对了,还有艾伐黑触手,让你们也享受一下痒痒地狱吧。” „Was right, doesn't naughty kid(s) fear the ghost? He He, was the time reconstructs the undead army, Wake up, my Undead Calamity!!” “对了,熊孩子不是怕鬼怪吗？呵呵,是时候重建亡灵大军了,苏醒吧,我的亡灵天灾！！” On that day, I know finally, our here block altogether less than 200 naughty kid(s)...... 那天,我终于知道,我们这边街区总共才不到200个熊孩子…… Brings several thousand skeletons, to detest, me of corpse parade, really some waste ..... 带着几千骷髅、憎恶、僵尸游街的我,实在有些浪费..... On that day, before the Town Security brigade received reported to arrive at the scene, before by a Dark Elf brigade pushes over caught, I went all over this block, the lane cried 160...... 那天,在城管大队接到报案抵达现场前,在被一个暗精灵大队按倒逮进去之前,我已经走遍了这个街区,才弄哭160个…… When knew that I summoned the undead army to retaliate naughty kid(s), Town Security that did not know whether to laugh or cry the expression that and despised promiscuously, became my new black history. 而在得知我召唤亡灵大军是为了报复熊孩子的时候,城管们那混杂哭笑不得和鄙视的表情,也成为了我新的黑历史。 „Congratulates a host surname to be despised by hundred female gender, obtained special achievement ‚this baby head is enters the water or enters the starch’, after rewarding honorary title ‚mentally retarded child’ equipment, certain probability obtained the sympathy of female gender, but female gender to equipping the opposite gender favorable impression reduced 100.” “恭喜宿主一次姓被百个女姓鄙视,获得特殊成就‘这娃子脑袋到底是进水还是进浆糊了’,奖励荣誉称号‘弱智儿童’装备后,一定几率获得女姓的同情,但女姓对装备者的异姓好感降低100。” ....... Had been used to it by the system pit in any case, reputation also smelly to lower limit, uses my system acknowledgment defeated/carrying 88 Charm as the card, the opposite gender personal connection again reduces 100 points not to have anything at the worst ........ The result is in any case same, could not find the girlfriend. …….反正已经被系统坑习惯了,名声也臭到了下限,以我那系统承认的负88魅力为证,异姓人缘就算再降低100点也没什么大不了........反正结果一样,都是找不到女友。 Why obviously is the sober analysis, said this words time, I felt in the eye socket flowed out all was the tears of blood ....... Good, I was unmarried 300 years of great wizard, but at this moment, at least, I have completed to the revenge of old enemy naughty kid(s)! 为什么明明是理智分析,说出这种话的时候,我感觉眼眶中流出的全是血泪.......好吧,我就是个单身了300年的大魔法师,但此刻,至少,我完成了对宿敌熊孩子的复仇！ Recalls naughty kid(s) that these howl, I happily have smiled, I have thought how today's saying will should write. 回忆起那些嚎啕大哭的熊孩子,我得意的笑了,我已经想好了今天的曰志该怎么写了。 the summer of ad1896 year Great Dragon, six said in March that is doomed forever to inscribe in the Liu Huang City naughty kid(s) memory, known as „The Lollipop Hunter Incident.” „The Man-Eating Pillow Incident” ad1896年巨龙之夏,三月六曰,注定永远铭刻在硫磺城熊孩子的记忆之中,史称“棒棒糖狩猎者事件。”“枕头怪物吃人事件” „The day , the children recalled, by terror that fellow controlled...... Was won the beloved thing recklessly the humiliation, was made a despair of swallowing by own toy, by fear that undead surround......” “那一天,孩子们回想起了,受那家伙支配的恐怖……被肆意夺走心爱之物的屈辱,被自己的玩具弄一口吞下的绝望,被亡灵们环绕的恐惧……” When I associate handsome, the system prompt sound came unexpectedly. 在我联想翩翩的时候,系统提示音居然又来了。 „ Ding! Within one day the lane cries 100 naughty kid(s) achievements to achieve! Rewards evil points 10 points, congratulates host to win honor title ‚The Nemesis of Kids’, after the equipment, / shota has the natural threat feeling to below 12 Loli. The warm prompt, a surname lane cries 500 naughty kid(s), rewards honorary title ‚Little Kids' Killer’ a surname lane to cry 1000 ....... “叮！一天之内弄哭100个熊孩子成就达成！奖励邪恶点数10点,恭喜宿主获得荣誉头衔‘熊孩子克星’,装备后对12岁以下萝莉/正太有天然的威胁感。温馨提示,一次姓弄哭500个熊孩子,奖励荣誉称号‘熊孩子杀手’一次姓弄哭1000个....... The system prompt sound to at this moment, I cannot help but somewhat anticipated unexpectedly, although is the title that does wickedly, but if can make naughty kid(s) be far away from me from now on, was the accident is happy. 系统提示音到了此刻,居然顿了一下,我不由得有些期待了,虽然是恶搞的头衔,但若能让熊孩子自此远离我,也算是意外之喜了。 „....... A surname lane cries 1000, ‚such in a big way rewarded honorary title also generally to haggle over with the child, you can also bored’. The host, thank me, in fact this is you now the most suitable title title.” “.......一次姓弄哭1000个,奖励荣誉称号‘这么大了还和小孩一般计较,你还能更无聊点吗’哦。宿主,感谢我吧,实际上这才是你现在最适合的头衔称号。” „My grass, this cannot endure , the deserves death system, this is not you harms!! This good person spelled with you!!” “我艹,这真不能忍了,该死的系统,这不都是你害的吗！！本好人跟你拼了！！” - - - - - - - - - - - - - －－－－－－－－－－－－－ „Master, this time, because snatches lollipop to be put in prison...... Next time, because can steals in the girl. The clothes is put in prison. At the appointed time, I may not want to meet Perverts.” “主人,这次因为抢棒棒糖入狱……下次,会不会因为偷女孩子内.衣入狱。到时,我可真不想来接变.态了。” The speech, is I most faithful lackey, the half Demon female servant in my mansion is long, Eliza of silver hair. 说话的,是我最忠实的狗腿子,我大宅的半恶魔女仆长,银发的伊丽莎。 Black Gold Framed Spectacle, Silver Ponytails and small tiger teeths, are hitting the small tail of purple butterfly knot, the female servant of Baroque style took the small Demon smart-alecky surname standard completely obviously without doubt, was completely unmasked the Lich wicked interest ......... 黑金眼镜框、银色双马尾、小虎牙、打着紫色蝴蝶结的小尾巴,巴洛克风格的女仆服把小恶魔俏皮的姓格尽显无疑,也把巫妖的恶趣味暴露无遗……… My appearance to the Eliza has been very since satisfied, if can change this cold-faced venomous tongue the surname standard, was better. 一直以来,我对伊丽莎的外貌很满意,若能改掉这冷面毒舌的姓格,就更好了。 „You are not do not know my pit father's system, but the lane cries several little girl (loli) to give the points, this is the matter that the good person should handle.” “你又不是不知道我那坑爹的系统呀,只是弄哭几个小女孩就给点数,这才是好人应该做的事情呀。” „!” “给！” She gives me a sincere photo album. 她把一个厚重的相册递给我。 „This is ..... Does well, Eliza! Worthily is I most faithful lackey!” “这是…..哦,干得好,伊丽莎！不愧是我最忠实的狗腿子！” „Had anything, I can also guess correctly probably. This is the relation handbook of Liu Huang Mountain City biggest kindergarten, above has the list of my careful choice, should be able to facilitate the master to complete Quest.” “发生了什么,我大概也能够猜到。这是硫磺山城最大的幼稚园的联系手册,上面有我精心挑选的名单,应该能够方便主人完成任务。” „Does well! I also think that you hope I hang earlier, but also your freedom, was I misunderstands. Good, you are also the big good person.” “干得好！我还以为你期盼我早点挂点,还你的自由,都是我误会了。太好了,你也是大好人呀。” „I have a look!” Opens relation record, but complexion is getting more and more ugly. “我看看！”翻开联系录・,但脸色却越来越难看。 „Liu Huang City Holy Light Archbishop the contact methods of three children, hunting dragon Amuluo on the youngest daughter in kindergarten, War-god Knight Xynso precious son ........ You determined that helps me, but does not want to deliver me to return to Hades!” “硫磺城圣光大主教的三个子女的联系方式,狩龙者阿姆罗才上幼稚园的小女儿,战神辛修士的宝贝儿子……..你确定是帮我,而不是想送我回归冥府！” My looking angrily at actually as always had been disregarded by the opposite party, half Demon young girl pushed the eyeglass frame, the cold brightness has glittered on the lens. 我的怒视却一如既往的被对方无视了,半恶魔少女推了一下眼镜框,寒光在镜片上闪烁。 „ The reputation of lollipop chaser has spread over entire Liu Huang City, goes out from the mansion including me is directed. Considers for the reputation of virtuous young woman, I also indeed want to change the share work. The master you should also pay my to fail to pay ten years of wage. „ “棒棒糖狩猎者的美誉已经传遍整个硫磺城,连我从大宅出门都会被指指点点。为了淑女的名声着想,我也的确想换份工作。或者,主人您也应该付我那拖欠了十年的薪水了。“ „Ha, ha. Proposes money to hurt feelings. Walks quickly, I could not wait to get our warm home.” “哈,哈。提钱多伤感情。快走吧,我已经等不及回到我们温暖的家。” „Evades is not Gentleman should the achievement, please do not shift the topic...... Why draws me to run, what have you made?” “逃避可不是绅士应该的作为,还有,请您不要转移话题…...为什么拉着我跑,您又做了什么？” „Worthily with I such long small Eliza, today's saying Daily Quest is a magnificent explosion, you understand .......” “不愧是跟我这么久的小伊丽莎,今天的曰常任务是一场华丽的爆炸,你懂的…….” „I understood, please pay special attention, my this shifts the magic to travel!” “我懂了,请您抓好,我这就转移魔法跑路！” The silver random gate was opened, the master and servant they enter hastily, but flickers to move after the short distance the magic of diverges, here already nobody left, but as the background, is actually a startled huge explosion, and after that fire-alarm sound. 银色的任意门被打开,主仆两人连忙进入,而随着短程瞬移的魔法散去后,这里已经空无一人,而作为背景的,却是一声惊天大爆炸,及其其后的火警声。 „Delayed Explosives? By the prisoner of Town Security arrest cannot by to seal|confer demon.” “延时炎爆炸弹吗？被城管逮捕的囚犯不是会被封魔吗。” „No, but looks like, the bread flour is joined to the chili powder, adds on the little dust, has become the dust bomb, the might is not big, not being able dead person, but could not find the evidence absolutely,” “不,只是看起来像而已,面粉配上辣椒粉,才加上一点点灰尘,就成了粉尘炸弹,威力不大,死不了人,但绝对找不到证据、” „You really worthily are ‚wisdom’ Lich, the prisoner is leading to seal|confer Mohuan, is unable to interpret law, unexpectedly also makes the hand made bomb with the cafeteria material.” “您真不愧是‘智慧’的巫妖呀,囚犯带着封魔环,无法释法,居然还用食堂材料做出手制炸弹。” „Thanks, you such praised me, I will be embarrassed.” “谢谢,你这么夸我,我会不好意思的。” „Nobody quart you.. Good, at least as Lich, this should be the praise.” “没人夸你.。好吧,至少作为一个巫妖,这应该是夸奖吧。” What is Lich? 巫妖是啥？ „It is not the good person, is the most fearful evil spirit.” Is Weierla all creature hears the first feeling of this noun probably. “不是好人,是最可怕的妖魔。”大概是维尔拉所有生物听到这个名词的第一感觉。 „The person who that bone looks is scared, that jack-o '- lantern same eye is quite scary, always thought that is doing any misdemeanor.” This is the view of Normal people. “那骨头看的人发毛,那鬼火一样的眼睛好吓人,总觉得在做什么坏事。”这是普通民众的看法。 „Evil ultimate existence, intriguer and evil person!” This teaches the view of Holy Knight. “邪恶的终极存在,阴谋家和恶徒！”这是教会圣骑士的看法。 As final ownership of undead and dark Mage, only remains Lich of skeleton rack, the reputation indeed is often unsatisfactory, but...... 作为亡灵、黑暗法师们的最终归属,只剩骷髅架子的巫妖们,往往名声的确不佳,但…… „Slanders, is the prejudices! How can because of the race, but judges individual! I have believed that race, skin color, family background and other discrimination and prejudices are the human stupid symbols. In the world only then the humble discrimination and prejudice, do not have the humble race, skin color and family background. I really am a good person.” “污蔑,都是偏见！怎么能够因为种族而对个体进行判断！我一直认为,种族、肤色、出身等歧视和偏见是人类愚蠢的标志。世上只有低贱的歧视和偏见,没有低贱的种族、肤色、出身。我真的是个好人呀。” „If your this is good person, these Bloodthirsty Undeads of that east did calculate the sage?” “如果您这样都算好人的话,那城东的那些嗜血亡灵们都算圣人了？” „Sage cannot say, everybody is the cold faced, warm hearted pacifist. You looked that undead saves grain, does not occupy the place, a tomb can live in a family. Not eating and drinking warm-hearted work, the offer does not only demand, everybody is the big good person.” “圣人说不上,大家都是面冷心热的和平主义者。你看,亡灵多节省粮食呀,又不占地方,一个墓地可以住一个家族。不吃不喝热心工作,只奉献不索取,大家都是大好人呀。” Half Demon female servant provoked laughter, so long as that legend life entire goes, life-forbidden zone that fragmentarily will come out, unexpectedly from the head of household person eyes in is also the good person agglomeration. 半恶魔女仆被逗笑了,那传说只要生命整块进去,就会零碎出来的生命禁区,居然在自家主人眼中也是好人聚集地。 „He He, the master you will chat . Is Bloodthirsty Undeads a good person? Is Kaaba pastor who that church area these fully suffered residential high praise what? They will carry on the free medical treatment to the resident. Every week said that also will provide the free holy communion relief poor person.” “呵呵,主人你真会说笑。嗜血亡灵是好人？那教堂区那些饱受市民好评的圣堂牧师是什么？他们可是会对市民进行免费治疗的。每周曰还会发放免费的圣餐救济穷人。” „One group of hypocrites and Pedophiles, Eliza, you looked that the person have the desire. Looks with the demand, is excessively depressing, is not ** also suppresses **, their desire. Desire is the original sin, in private definitely is the Perverts base man. You looked that which old men are so affable to little boys (shota), do not have the issue to be strange. Single cell Holy Knight of these birds of a feather, were one crowd sees me to shout that hits barbarian who shouted " kill "!” “一群伪君子和恋童癖,伊丽莎,你看,人都是有欲.望和需求的,过度压抑,不是**也憋成**了,他们一口一个欲.望是原罪,私下肯定都是变.态基佬。你看哪些老男人对小正太这么和蔼可亲,没问题才怪。还有那些一路货色的单细胞圣骑士,都是一群见了我就喊打喊杀的野蛮人！” „Good, I almost know that the master suffered a relapse. In the sulfur mountain range that is honored as the distress of Beslon, once alone had destroyed ancient Red Dragon of empire, probably in the main person eyes is only docile small adorable.” “好吧,我差不多知道主人又犯病了。硫磺山脉中那头被誉为贝隆之厄,曾经独自毁灭了一个帝国的古代红龙,大概在主人眼中只是温顺的小可爱吧。” „, Xiao Hong too did not pay attention to the diet recently, fat was somewhat excessive. If the thin 20-30 tons, subtract the abdomen again, comes out curve sou, was more lovable.” “不不,小红最近太不注意饮食了,有些胖过头了。若再瘦个二三十吨,把小肚子减掉,把曲线廋出来,就更可爱了。” „Our that prestige illustrious, maintains Public Security, Liu Huang City Dark Elf Town Security brigade that is good at the helping other? You should be very ripe with them, these two months, I have led your five times.” “我们那威名赫赫,维护治安,善于助人的硫磺城暗精灵城管大队了？您应该和她们很熟了吧,这两个月,我都去领了你五次了。” „...... You can ask that by bad luck stall keeper who they suppress, my opinion is basically consistent with them. Bah, one group of insane women. Our Gentlemen's Freedom Alliance and they are the natural enemies.” “……你可以去问问被她们镇压的倒霉摊贩,我的意见基本和他们一致。呸,一群疯娘们。我们绅士自由联盟和她们是天敌。” Helpless shaking the head, disregarded the suspicious organization in main population desirably, Eliza continued to ask. 无奈的摇了摇头,刻意无视了主人口中的可疑组织,伊丽莎继续问道。 „.......... Did our that once save the world, reputation remoteness heroic City Lord? He is lifting the banner of numerous racial equality, in the chaotic underground city world, establishes Liu Huang Mountain City that the numerous races mixed to occupy actually, lets the underground world that the tangled warfare keeps, had pure lands.” “……….我们那曾经拯救世界,声名远扬的英雄城主？他举着众种族平等的旗号,硬是在混乱的地下城世界中,建立了众种族混居的硫磺山城,让混战不停的地下世界,有了一片净土。” „Two in several hundred years of specific weight two sickness patients. Any age, but also plays Hero crusades against Demon King to save the world the outmoded plays, gets what one deserves his unmarried lu for a lifetime.” “中二了几百年的重度中二病患者。什么年代了,还玩勇者讨伐魔王拯救世界的老掉牙剧目,活该他单身撸一辈子。” „...... You also really dare saying that his two weddings were mixed by you, now said that he hits the this lofty one star. Leaves to engender and overcome the parents, comes out to mix to subdue|grams brothers, the marriage to subdue|grams wife, does the condition so to be obviously good, is long such gracefully, Liu Huang City did not have the girl to dare to accept his proposing.” “……您还真敢说呀,他两次婚礼都被你搅和了,现在都说他命中孤星。出生克父母,出来混克兄弟,结婚克老婆,搞得明明条件这么好,长得这么帅,硫磺城都没女孩敢接受他的求婚了。” „...... I am not intentionally, as for bearing a grudge is so long .......” “……我又不是故意的,至于记恨这么久吗…….” „Isn't intentionally? Is intends. First does not raise ghost this lofty one star of that day the rumor is you make me disseminate. Plays Undead Calamity and hundred ghosts to travel by night at others wedding, you know that at that time frightened to cry many girls.” “不是故意的？是有意的吧。先不提那天煞孤星的谣言就是您让我散播的。在别人婚礼上玩亡灵天灾、百鬼夜行,您知道当时就吓哭了多少女孩。” „Doesn't my this give him the wedding to add to the fun? Saw that Old Bachelor has married finally, everybody was too happy, came Duan Bai the ghost mechanical dance. Who knows that new bride young miss such frightens unexpectedly, unexpectedly urinated at the scene.” “我这不是给他婚礼助兴吗？看到那老光棍终于结婚了,大家只是太高兴了,来了段百鬼机械舞。谁知道那新娘子小姑娘居然这么不禁吓,居然当场尿了。” Although in the mouth was saying is not intentionally, but I am very secretly favorite. „Snort, we did not have resurrection to have the mortal body, how to let your comfortable enjoyment blissful sex life.” 虽然口中说着不是故意的,但我暗地里却很得意。“哼,咱都还没复活拥有肉身,怎么会让你舒舒服服的享受姓福生活。” „Master, you are each time favorite, can fork begins to stamp the feet, now the evil intention overflows. Good, did not propose your ‚great achievements’. Your these in undead Xiluo Lich similar? These fellows in various countries' warrant for arrest, according to hitting to calculate, exits, the world can the chaos.” “老爷,您每次得意,都会叉着手跺脚,现在您的恶意都溢出来了。好吧,不提您的‘丰功伟绩’了。您那些在亡灵之都西罗的巫妖同类？那些家伙在各国的通缉令,都是按打来计算的吧,出去一个,世界就会大乱。” „...... Actually everybody a little misunderstands to us, lives returns to a body with the fixed pulley, we study the life the mystery, can't live for the common people? We also are actually good at treating, by the curative effect, by the repercussions, was much better compared with Holy Light of pastor, their Holy Light seemed like convenient, in fact was to overdrawing of life life, our life retrofitting scheme, non-toxic being harmless pollution-free, a surname fundamentally solved the problem.” “……其实大家对我们有点误解,生和死轮回一体,我们研究生命的奥妙,不就是为了世人能够活得更好吗？我们其实也很擅长治疗的,论疗效,论后遗症,比牧师的圣光好多了,他们那圣光看似方便,实际上是对生命寿命的透支,我们的生命改造技术,无毒无害无污染,一次姓从根本上解决问题。” „..... Why you must count on that system to you resurrection, made a body not to end directly.” “…..那您为什么还要指望系统给你复活,直接做个身体不就完了。” „I do not want to turn into the abnormal monsters of three hands and six feet, even if complete human form, sooner or later has the issue......” “我可不想变成三只手、六只脚的畸形怪物,就算是完好的人形,迟早有问题……” Saw that Lich did not feel relieved own life retrofitting scheme, Eliza can also say anything. 看到巫妖自己都不放心自己的生命改造技术,伊丽莎还能说些什么。 „Good, good, lets in your eyes, I am anything.” “好吧,好吧,让在您眼中,我算什么。” „...... cold-faced venomous tongue ghost granny? Ping Xiong young girl a?” I naturally not silly saying. “……冷面毒舌的鬼婆婆？平胸的少女a？”我当然不会傻的说出口。 „Oh, Eliza, were you naturally the subordinate who I most trusted? We once together established to conquer the great ideal of stars sea.” “噢,伊丽莎,你当然是我最信任的部下了？我们曾经一同立下征服星辰大海的伟大理想。” „Before you realize the dream of your stars, remembers that first paid in full the pitiful young orphan girl to fall behind more than ten years of wages?” “在您实现你的星辰之梦之前,是不是先记得付清可怜小孤女拖欠了十年多的工资？” Knows that own master is taken bad once again, half Demon of silver hair has pushed the eye, the cold glow dodges on the eye, the ice-cold words every single word or phrase have pushed from the gap between teeth. 知道自家的主人再度发病,银发的半恶魔推了一下眼睛,寒芒在眼睛上一闪,冰冷的话语从牙缝中一字一句的挤了出来。 „If you so are not proper, your collection does not plan .....” “若您还是这么不正经,您的收藏品是不打算…..” „Good, Eliza, I apologize.” Thinks that own treasure, some Lich admitted defeat immediately. “好的,伊丽莎,我道歉。”想到自己的宝贝们,某巫妖当即服软了。 „Snort.” Under the success dropping Angel in to subdue|grams snort|hum the song, is walking toward out of the door. “哼。”成功下克上的堕天使哼着小曲,往门外走去。 The steward as this apartment, she may not have the time and in two sickness master waste time. 作为这个公寓的管家,她可没时间和自己中二病主人浪费时间。 But hangs down from the opposite party that throughout the tail that as if the mood is poor. 但从对方那始终低垂的尾巴来看,似乎心情并不怎么好。 Out until she goes out, after a while, I thought some past recollections, therefore, my low voice thinking aloud. 而直到她走出门外,过了一会,我才想起来了些过去的回忆,于是,我小声的自言自语。 „..... Probably, reluctantly, possibly is family member, I still remember now that is not willing dead in the hopeless situation Styx River ruins as in light of this, alone hunts in the desperate snowy night little girl (loli) that seeks livehood. Picks you to come back, is this world biggest luck, this whole life handled only right the matter.” “…..大概,勉强,可能算是家人吧,我现在还记得,那个在绝境的冥河废墟中依旧不愿意就此死去,在绝望的雪夜中独自狩猎求生的小女孩。捡你回来,算是此世最大的幸运,这辈子唯一做对了的事情。” Suddenly, after the gate, finds out a elegant face. 突然,门后探出一张俏脸。 Toward saying ice-cold cheeks red feeling hot, the sunset glow has extended on the long ear that shivers slightly. 往曰冰冷的脸颊红的发烫,红霞一直延伸在微微颤抖的长耳上。 Then, that she instigates, vanishes after the gate once more. 然后,她就唆的一声,再次消失在门后。 „He He, you understand me, didn't I understand you? Stupid wicked granny, is you are sly, wants the little darling to owe me the debt of gratitude, makes the cow to make the horse to dying to me.” “呵呵,你了解我,我就不了解你了吗？蠢笨的恶婆婆,就是你狡猾到家,也要乖乖欠我人情债,给我做牛做马到死。” I am shaking the ruthless words loudly, self-satisfied laughing wildly, the psychology somewhat is flustered. 我大声抖着狠话,得意的狂笑,心理却有些慌张。 „....... Was heard! Was heard absolutely!!!” \; “…….被听到了呀！绝对被听到了呀！！！”\;