The sea boat is a special environment. 海船是一个特殊的环境。 Far away from the land, far away from the society and law, compared to the boundless sea, the tiny ships looks like a motion half seal prison, has own one set of behavior principle and revolution pattern. 远离陆地,就是远离社会和法律,相对于无垠的大海,渺小的船只就像是一座移动的半封闭监狱,拥有自己的一套行为法则和运转模式。 The navigation is a very difficult matter. 航海是一件非常艰苦的事情。 Especially regarding the most common crew. 尤其是对于最普通的船员们来说。 They are bearing the physiology and psychological tremendous pressure in the long-term arid navigation. 他们在长期枯燥的航行中承受着生理与心理上的巨大压力。 Food preservation issue, psychological spiritual problem , physiological drive issue. 食物保存问题,心理精神问题,还有,生理需求问题。 Last is most difficult to be solved. 最后一个是最难解决的。 Because of as a rule, the ship on does not allow to present the female crew, avoid made the male gender, indulge in flights of fancy distracted, therefore sailors , to solve the software problem, either oneself began, either 因为通常来说,船上不允许出现女性船员,省得令雄性们精神恍惚、胡思乱想,所以水手们如果想解决个人问题,要么就自己动手,要么 Anchors on the waiting ships when the harbor goes to the ashore to spend to visit prostitute. 就等待船只停泊在港口时去岸上花钱嫖。 However even the pigeon knows, oneself begins unable to solve the problem perfectly, but the ships are unable to anchor in harbor frequently-, but the wisdom of working people are infinite, the intelligent sailors always have various types 然而连鸽子都知道,自己动手无法完美解决问题,而船只也无法经常停泊在港口-但劳动人民的智慧是无穷的,聪明的水手们总有各种 Mentality. 思路。 The experienced sailor, can bring a sheep to embark. 有经验的水手,会带一只羊上船。 The experienced sailor, can form the close brotherly love with other partners. 更有经验的水手,会与其他的伙伴结成亲密的兄弟之情。 Experienced sailor, then meets......, here has to propose a navigation joke. 更更有经验的水手,则会……嗯,这里就不得不提一个航海笑话了。 Said that some day, a new sailor asked the captain, how should solve own physiological drive problem, the captain led him to a room mystically, in the room had a big wooden barrel, the barrel sidewall 说某一天,一位新来的水手问船长,该如何解决自己的生理需求问题,船长神神秘秘地把他带到一个房间,房间里有一个大木桶,桶侧壁 Pinhole, wisdom, but the graceful captain suggested that the sailor forces in own Little Brother that hole. 有一个小洞,睿智而优雅的船长建议水手将自己的小弟弟塞进那个洞中。 The sailors comply, next quarter , he if ascends the fairyland, is all over the body comfortable, does not know that is where. 水手照做,下一刻,他如登仙境,通体舒泰,不知身在何处。 After several minutes, ends crisply, he asked the captain excitedly, whether tomorrow can again. 几分钟后,爽完,他兴奋地问船长,明日是否可以再来。 „No, the young fellow, will not be good tomorrow.” The captain said to him seriously, „, because will be one's turn you to go to this barrel to be on duty tomorrow.” “不,小伙子,明天不行。”船长严肃地对他说,“因为明日就轮到你去这个桶里值班了。” This chaotic, absurd, fearful and even revolting situation, is the normal state of Earth big navigation time, is Different World now extremely general long-distance voyage condition, not romantic, without song of praise, only then 这种混乱、荒谬、可怕乃至令人作呕的情况,是地球大航海时代的常态,也是异界现在极为普遍的远航状况,没有浪漫,没有赞歌,只有 Dirty, disgusting and lawless. 肮脏、恶心和无法无天。 The situation of penguin person is much better, this ship is shouldering the extremely vital duty after all, must deliver to the imperial capital to conduct the politics to lobby beautiful noble Princess Diana, not only on the ship provided used to preserve 企鹅人的情况要好很多,毕竟这艘船背负着极为重要的任务,要将美丽高贵的蒂娜公主送到帝都进行政治游说,船上不仅配备了用以保存 The magic installment of food, the member is also selective, these sailors not the hooligan waste and idle personnel from the jail and on the avenue catch, but is the earnest elite navy. 食物的魔导装置,成员也精挑细选,这些水手们并非是从监牢和大街上抓来的流氓人渣与闲散人员,而是正儿八经的精锐海军。 The political investigation is qualified, is highly competent, can guarantee loyally. 政审合格,素质过硬,忠诚可以保证。 On the ship is also carrying out the extremely strict law, does not allow the ordinary seaman to talk to the female passenger, as long as discovered that chicken- deceitful or with the behavior that the domestic animal has the relations, all hangs to death on the mast- army 船上也执行着极为严格的法律,不允许普通海员向女性乘客搭话,但凡发现鸡-奸或者与牲畜发生关系的行为,一律吊死在桅杆上-军 The team -type management, the generous reward and Goethian inborn obedient, making the crew consistently maintain the high morale. 队式的管理、丰厚的报酬与歌德人天生的服从性,令船员们始终保持高昂的士气。 But the physiological drive issue, is always there. 但生理需求问题,是始终存在的。 Therefore, the fiery movie featuring Chinese acrobatic fighting that after seeing Kang De takes, they burst with joy. 所以,在看到康德拿出来的火热的武打片之后,他们沸腾了。 Who can think, Other World person first time movie that sees Earth, unexpectedly is this content. 谁能想到,异世界人第一次看到地球的电影,居然是这种内容。 That intense movement, that attractive facial expression, that smooth lens, that fine feature article, cracks a joke, how can be looked by Uncle Kang De can be the common goods that glances? Japanese dozens years experience employed 那激烈的动作,那诱人的神情,那流畅的镜头,那精致的特写,开玩笑,能被康德大爷看上眼的怎么会是寻常货色？日本数十年从业经验 The industrial criterion and manufacture standard of casting, the flash then conquered these more than ten Other World men. 所铸就的行业标准与制作规范,一瞬间便征服了这十几个异世界的男人。 The breath of people are gradually rapid, the eye also stares is bigger than the cow. 众人的呼吸渐渐急促起来,眼睛瞪得比牛还大。 Kang De does not want to treat here. 康德可不想在这里待。 He pushed sailor chieftain, raised up a finger: „You are responsible for controlling the scene, do not smear this player, do not bump randomly, knows?” 他推了推身边的水手头目,竖起了一根指头:“你负责控制一下场面,千万不要把这个播放器弄脏,也不要乱碰,知道吗？” This chieftain somewhat is obviously absent-minded. 这位头目显然有些心不在焉。 But the next quarter, he heard the imperial mandate. 但下一刻,他听到了圣谕。 Mr. Kang De said to him by the extremely dignified great sound: „ This love story, here also has, later also has the opportunity, but goes wrong tonight, you did not need to think, 康德先生以极为威严伟大的声音向他说道:“这种爱情故事,我这里还有很多,以后还有机会,但今晚出了乱子,你们就再也不用想了, Knows? ” 知道吗？” Several eyes looked neatly to him. 十几双眼睛齐刷刷地看向了他。 Can believe, in the minds of these sailors, the position of Mr. Kang De even exceeded Grand Duke Goethe in this short flash, simply is the love goddess in society acting. 可以相信,在这些水兵的心目中,康德先生的地位在这短短的一瞬间甚至超越了歌德大公,简直就是爱情女神在人世间的代行者。 ...... Naturally is only the flash. ……当然只是一瞬间而已。 They use extremely warm respect worship respect the look to look at Kang De. 他们用极为热烈尊敬崇拜敬慕的眼神望着康德。 The sailor chieftain said sternly: „ You heard! To manipulate your birds, rolls to the tent corner, if who spoiled magic of Mr. Kang De, I chop its gadget 水手头目厉声道:“你们都听到了！想要摆弄你们的鸟儿,滚到帐篷角落里去,谁要是把康德先生的魔导器弄坏了,我把它的那玩意儿剁 Falls! ” 掉！” The people comply excitedly, unexpectedly also saluted Goethe. 众人激动答应,居然还敬了个歌德军礼。 Constrains for a long time man regarding one crowd, the role of this movie is huge. 对于一群压抑许久的男人来说,这爱情片的作用是巨大的。 After Kang De arranges is appropriate, the preparation leaves this tent, treats in this environment, is very unwise, god knows can stain any strange thing. 康德安排妥当之后,准备离开这个帐篷,在这种环境下多待,是很不明智的,天知道会不会沾上什么奇怪的东西。 The next quarter, a summon transmits from outside: „Kang De?” 下一刻,一声呼唤从外面传来:“康德？” People hears word, has a big shock, even several people of following tents collapse instantaneously, because this exquisite persuasive voice knows extremely well extremely, is beautiful Your Highness Princess Diana. 众人闻言,大惊失色,甚至有几人下面的帐篷瞬间坍塌,因为这优美婉转的声线极为熟稔,正是美丽的蒂娜公主殿下。 This group of Goethe men you have a look at me, I have a look at you, on face panic, looks like looked simply in the evening secretly together the piece actually hits the female teacher in charge ward inspection to be the same. 这帮歌德汉子你看看我,我看看你,脸上惊慌失措,简直就像是晚上偷偷一起看片却撞到女班主任查房一样。 Kang De silent patted the chest, showed the relieved smile. 康德无声地拍了拍胸膛,露出了令人安心的笑容。 Gives me- he uses the hand signal silent to say. 交给我-他用手势无声说道。 Mr. Kang De! 康德先生！ The Goethe sons are moved to tears. 歌德男儿们热泪盈眶。 In this flash, yesterday by the obstruction that the violent punched and uncomfortable, crushes completely. 在这一瞬间,昨日被暴揍的芥蒂和不爽,完完全全地粉碎掉了。 Kang De goes out of the room calmly, on the face 1 does not bring afraid. 康德若无其事地走出房间,脸上一点心虚都不带的。 This is the ability that he exercises since childhood, after all has such a mother. 这是他从小就练就的本领,毕竟有那么一个妈。 In the flame of camp, he sees Princess Diana to stand outside, the knight accompanies in the side. 在营地的火光中,他看到蒂娜公主站在外面,骑士陪在身边。 The girl said with a smile to him: „I see Kang De to call them, but also thinks anything......” 女孩儿对他笑道:“我见康德将他们叫走,还以为有什么事……” The Kang De look is pure: „, Had such conflict after all yesterday, best or reduces and solves, now has been all right, we become the good friend.” 康德的眼神纯净无比:“啊,毕竟昨天发生了那样的冲突,最好还是化解一下,现在已经没事了,我们成为了好朋友。” In the strict seal management, completely prohibits in the high school dormitory of cell phone, person who there is resources is the big brother. 在严格封闭管理、禁绝手机的高中宿舍中,有资源的人就是大哥。 Princess Diana said with a smile: „That may really be good.” 蒂娜公主笑道:“那可真是太好了。” The knights are somewhat curious: „What do they make in inside?” 骑士有些好奇:“他们在里面做什么？” In the tent transmitted men warm shouting, some people are singing, some people are chatting, some people are cheering loudly, in brief is lively. 帐篷里传来了男人们热烈的呼喊,有的人在唱歌,有的人在谈笑,有的人在大声欢呼,总之非常非常热闹。 Kang De smiles saying: „Curious words, you can go to have a look.” 康德笑眯眯道:“好奇的话,你可以进去看看。” „...... Considers as finished.” “……还是算了。” The knights listen to the noise that is boiling, knits the brows , indicating the rejection. 骑士听着里面沸腾的嘈杂声,皱了皱眉,表示拒绝。 He is the noble and pure knight, is the honored prime minister's son, although can fight side-by-side and even take the lead with these sailor soldiers to rush ahead, but actually cannot become integrated with them in any event. 他是高洁的骑士,是尊贵的首相之子,虽然可以与这些水手士兵并肩作战乃至带头冲杀,但却无论如何都不能跟他们打成一片。 The princess is actually very curious, but was actually advised by the knight firmly: „You are the noble princess , the men and women are able to discriminate, the sailors dirty disorderly tent is not the place that the virtuous young woman should go.” 公主倒是很好奇,但却被骑士坚定地劝阻了:“您是高贵的公主,又男女有别,水兵们肮脏杂乱的帐篷并不是淑女应该去的地方。” Diana looked at Kang De one, sees the opinion of Kang De is also same, no longer insisted. 蒂娜看了康德一眼,见康德的意见也是一样,就不再坚持。 „Then......” “那么……” She reaches out Kang De smiling, the slender exquisite hand packages in the white silk glove, is sending out the dim pure white aesthetic sense: „ Banquet just when warm, Kang De, dances 她笑意盈盈地向康德伸出了手,纤细优美的手包裹在白色的丝质手套之中,散发着朦胧纯白的美感:“宴会正值热烈,康德,来跳舞 ? ” 吗？” Kang De gawked: „But I cannot......” 康德愣了一下:“可我不会……” Dances he is not interested, has not studied, to a great extent stems from the mother not to like dancing, and snorts contemptuously to various Western dances that the present dominates. 舞蹈他是不感兴趣的,也从没学过,很大程度源于老妈不喜欢跳舞,并对如今大行其道的各种西方舞蹈嗤之以鼻。 According to the father, the dance of mother only meeting, being called Harcar to dance. 据老爸说,老妈唯一会的舞蹈,叫哈卡舞。 The aesthetic sense of that dance...... Kang De cannot appreciate in any case. 那种舞蹈的美感……反正康德欣赏不来。 Diana smile: „I can teach you, come?” 蒂娜微笑:“我可以教你啊,来吧？” She crooked tilting the head, the smile was happy like the moonlight. 她歪了歪头,笑容如月光般美好。 Such invitation, in the world any men are unable to reject. 这样的邀约,天底下任何男子都无法拒绝吧。 Therefore the girl is holding his hand, leading him to arrive at the fire of high-piled firewood that the camp center raises. 于是女孩儿牵着他的手,带着他一路来到营地中央升起的火堆。 The knights follow silently after two people. 骑士默默地跟在两人身后。 In the air is scattering the attractive fragrance, the good wine and spice that Kang De brings turns into the happy sea here, Goethian was swinging jubilantly, eats the person mouth short, to cause difficulties for others lenient truth two worlds 空气中飘散着诱人的香气,康德带来的美酒和香料把这里变成了欢乐的海洋,歌德人兴高采烈地摇摆着,吃人嘴短、拿人手软的道理两界 General, looks in the face of good wine and spice, at least tonight, anybody saw that Kang De must raise glass to express best wishes. 通用,看在美酒和香料的面子上,至少在今晚,任何人看到康德都要举杯致意。 They cheered were making way the location, looked at the Goethe most beautiful pearl to drag the exquisite physique, leads that powerful and rich Mr. China enters the stadium. 他们欢呼着让开了场地,望着歌德最美丽的珍珠摇曳着优美的身姿,带着那位强大而富有的震旦先生入场。 Some sailor people are playing the harmonica, some people are playing the small drum, some people are playing with the Earth very similar musical instrument, in this melodious beautiful singing sound, Kang De and Diana is swinging face-to-face the step. 水手有人吹着口琴,有人敲着小鼓,有人演奏着与地球很是相似的乐器,在这悠扬美丽的歌声中,康德与蒂娜面对面地摆动着步伐。 Single-handedly is grasping the Diana soft small hand, one is hand-held her slender waist, in the bright flame, two people look in the eyes, the beautiful appearance is close, the tonight's dim light of night is very beautiful is very beautiful. 一手握着蒂娜柔软的小手,一手扶着她纤细的腰肢,明亮的火光中,两人四目相对,美丽的容颜近在咫尺,今晚的夜色很美很美。 Only knew obviously for two days. 明明只认识了两天而已。 But as if relations deeply are very very deep. 但仿佛彼此之间的关系已经很深很深了。 Kang De remembers the situation of previously having, the Diana body is sending out the star light, she is hugging herself gently, is whispering the mysterious ancient incantation word, then in that altar, he awakened the mysterious strength 康德想起了先前发生的情形,蒂娜身上散发着星光,她温柔地拥抱着自己,低语着神秘古老的咒言,然后在那祭坛上,他觉醒了神秘的力 Quantity. 量。 „Kang De.” “康德。” Opposite girl is shouting his name. 对面的女孩儿呼喊着他的名字。 „Tomorrow you trace the source of that Black Beast mutation......” the Diana earnest say/way, „can take me?” “明天你去追查那黑兽异变的源头……”蒂娜认真道,“可以带上我吗？” Kang De is startled, never expected that the princess will say such words, he knits the brows: „That is very dangerous, the enemy who especially we may face the unknown quantity why...... can you with?” 康德一怔,没想到公主会说出这样的话,他皱眉道:“那很危险,尤其我们可能会面对未知数量的敌人……你为什么要跟去？” The reply not hesitation of princess: „Because I want to understand you.” 公主的回答没有一丝犹豫:“因为我想多了解一下你。” Liner. 直球。