Waking up Kang De is stretching oneself. The weather shines slightly, the time demonstration 5 o'clock, in other words, he rested in the morning for more than ten hours, this spooky revolutions regulation. This sleep/felt rests well satisfied, was he these days rested steadfastly thought. Kang De extended long stretching, rolled two to roll on the bed, really did not rest, if, this crawled to set out longingly, in the belly heard rumble the sound, he wants to start the ability to go to the white fog world to eat subconsciously taking advantage of the thing, immediately recovered, smiles. 醒来的康德伸着懒腰。天色已经微微发亮,时间显示早晨五点40,也就是说,他足足睡了十几个小时,这才幽幽转程。这一觉睡得心满意足,是他这些日子睡得最踏实的一觉了。康德伸了个长长的懒腰,在床上滚了两滚,实在睡不若了,这才依依不舍地爬起身来,肚子里传来咕噜咕噜的响声,他下意识就想发动能力去白雾世界借东西吃,随即回过神来,莞尔一笑。 „This way formation condition instead. Shooting .... Goes to the store to take thing anything conveniently.” “再这样下去就会形成条件反.射....去商店随手拿东西什么的。” Kang De thought aloud, opens the gate to go to the living room, managed the disorderly hair conveniently. Opened the refrigerator, he remembers that in the refrigerator should have the thing that some can eat. 康德自言自语,拉开门来到客厅,随手理了理杂乱的头发.打开了冰箱,他记得冰箱里应该还有一些能吃的东西。 Opens the refrigerator door to look, his look one, because lower level the refrigerator upper layer intermediate level chocked up the milk, package, ham, egg, the soy beef and fruit inside and outside and so on food. Places entire simultaneously. Kang De takes to look, sees only above to write one line of beautiful handwriting. 开冰箱门一看,他的神色不禁一因为冰箱里里外外上层中层下层都摆满了牛奶、包、火腿、鸡蛋、酱牛肉、水果之类的食品.摆放得整整齐齐。康德拿起来一看,只见上面写着一行娟秀的字迹。 „Starved to death you! How not to have called me!” By the character also returns, if Q version a head picture of girl's, the mouth blows up, angry. “饿死你得了!怎么还不给我打电话!”字旁还回若一个Q版的女孩儿的头像,嘴巴鼓起,怒气冲冲。 Kang De laughs in spite of trying not, in the eye flashes through a gentle color, he puts out the cell phone, has a look outside weather, considering the Old Wang consistent work and rest, only edited- strip WeChat. 康德不禁失笑,眼中闪过一丝柔和之色,他拿出手机,看看外面的天色,考虑到老王一贯的作息,只编辑了-条微信。 „I came back.” “我回来了。” „ This time can treat much for several days. After end of transmission, in the Kang De heart the silent calculation next time, Beijing standard time 5 0:40, the mother that side time of should be around 10 : 00 pm, this time regarding most parental generations, must go to bed the time of going to sleep, because the guts after is just prosperous these days, must raise the Yang spirit warm. However the Kang De mother is always unusual. “这次可以多待几天。发送完毕之后,康德心中默算了一下时间,北京时间五点40,老妈那边的时间应该是晚上 10 点多,这个时间对于绝大多数父母辈来说,已经是必须上床入睡的时间了,因为这段时间胆经正旺,要温养阳气的。然而康德的妈从来与众不同。 He telephones, sure enough, the second meets. 他打了电话过去,果不其然,秒接。 That side is brief and to the point, and rapid contains a point to worry: „Hey, how? " Hears the sound that mother is familiar with, in the Kang De heart- acid, said with a smile: „ All right, is doing?” " Then, resented the crazy lion that happened simultaneously angrily roars to roar. 那边言简意赅,且急促中蕴含着一点担忧:“喂,怎么了?"听到母亲熟悉的声音,康德心中-酸,笑道:“没事,在干什么呢?”"然后,愤恨交加的狂狮怒吼咆哮而起。 „ Is all right to be tired of your mother, was short of money? Wet the bed? Had the nightmare? Now makes what phone call, frightens the old lady to jump, your side several points, harmed my these must deliver! Has the fart to put quickly! Is all right to go! The Kang De mouth opened, possibly was the role switch over was too quick, making him a little adapt. “没事烦你妈呀,缺钱了?尿床了?做噩梦了?现在打什么电话啊,吓老娘一跳,你那边才几点啊,害得我这一把又要送了!有屁快放!没事快滚!康德嘴巴张了张,可能是角色切换太快了,让他有点适应不过了。 That side, he is eye-sore of hibiscus moon/month dynasty, is human Empire thorn in the side, is Wahlen liberator, was the human form nuclear bomb of new promote, shocks the strategic weapon of the world. He shakes the head, said: „ Starting today early in the morning, was supposing you have not rested, therefore telephones, plays the game? Recently what kind of? First plays this game? " 界那边,他是蓉月王朝的眼中钉,是人类帝国的肉中刺,是瓦伦坦的救星,是新晋的人形核弹,是震慑全世界的战略兵器。他摇了摇头,说道:“今天起了个大早,估摸着你还没睡,所以打个电话,玩游戏呢?最近怎么样?先玩完这局?" Plays, matched one group to hold in the mouth the wool, the African network dead mother, the old lady limit drags four, but must by the son pit, be delivered delivers, played the egg. The Kang De mother tone relaxed several points: „What matter? That side China 56 points, get up early. Has the concern? What's wrong, thought through? Finally can start to Xiaoman?” 玩个屁啊,匹配了一帮叼毛,非洲网络死妈,老娘极限一拖四,还要被儿子坑,送就送吧,玩蛋去。康德妈语气缓和了几分:“什么事儿?中国那边才五六点吧,起得这么早.有心事?怎么,想通了?终于要对小满下手了?” horse, I became a country emperor's son-in-law muddleheaded, said you. Kang De puts out one bottle of milk from the refrigerator.- Takes the bread, one bag of sausages, two packages of soy beef, took two large bowls to the kitchen, the milk but actually bowl, other force in another bowl. Puts the microwave oven, heats up in the microwave oven work buzz in sound, he said with a smile: „Thinks where went, I am a child.” The Kang De mother is spurning: „ Bah. The child in not putting modem the corner of cabinet feels. 马的,我稀里糊涂地都成了一国驸马了,说出来死你。康德从冰箱里拿出一瓶牛奶.-提面包,一袋火腿肠,两包酱牛肉,到厨房拿了两个大碗,牛奶倒碗,其他都塞进另只碗里。放到微波炉,加热在微波炉工作的嗡呜声中,他笑道:“想到哪里去了,我还是个孩子呢。”康德妈在唾弃:“呸.孩子可不会在放调制解调器的柜子的角落里感. .... Shut up! ” ....住口!” In the cell phone transmitted opened fire just like the Phalanx- self-satisfied laughter. Kang De pinched the forehead, sighed: „ In brief, mother replied: „ The children are good, the natural environment strolls well, moreover goes on a journey must, mount the machine gun at the back of the rifle, may stimulate, so long as spends, the bullet hits casually, was happier than she to say the home verbosely: „ Most lets a I unsatisfied point, came is so long, without seeing has robbed, without seeing gun battle, basically was saw that the spear/gun ran . 手机里又传来了宛如密集阵开火-般的得意的笑声。康德捏了捏眉心,叹气道:“总之,母亲回答道:“都子都好,自然环境逛不错的,而且出行都要背着步枪、架着机枪,可刺激了,只要花钱,子弹随便打,比国内痛快多了她絮絮叨叨地说道:“最让我不满意的一点,来了这么久了,也没见过抢劫的,也没见过枪战的,基本上都是见到枪就跑.. Others are also the chart wealth, who plays with one's life. 人家也就是图财,谁玩命啊。 Kang De shows the whites of the eyes, said: „ Do not act unreasonably, do not look for the stimulation, that is not noisy, if plays. 康德翻了个白眼,说道:“你不要乱来,别找刺激,那可不是闹若玩的。 , You also know that didn't joke? Is hearing the sound, can imagine has mother to curl the lip a face to disdain, but corners of the mouth actually appearance with a smile. When own child is worried and teaches in turn verbosely from 2 : 00, the parents, it is a mother, is happily and is definitely in the majority happily. Kang De hears word jokes: „ Is, you know, you know, your entire way of yang, only then I weak and impulsive and look for the stimulation, is thinking is fading in primitive Black Africa the sail car(riage), to kill the person broadly, but you restrain discretely and conservative, never handles the unnecessary matter. ,你也知道那不是闹着玩的?听着声音,就能想象出母亲撇着嘴一脸不屑、但嘴角却含笑的模样。当自己的孩子反过来絮絮叨叨地担心和教训自二时,父母,其是母亲,肯定是欣慰和高兴居多吧。康德闻言讥笑道:“是是,你知道,就你知道,你全阳道,只有我幼稚、冲动和找刺激,想着在广衰原始的黑非洲的大地上帆车、打杀人,而你老人家谨慎克制和保守,从不做多余的事情。 Mother silent long time, then pretends crying the fake howling say/way: „Sins! How does my son become mystifying? Cannot want! Then bosom two embryos. This disobedient son loses to the avenue on!” 老妈沉默了半晌,然后假哭假嚎道:“造孽啊!我这儿子怎么变得阴阳怪气的?不能要了!回头怀个二胎.这个逆子就丢到大街上吧!” Magistrate virtue spurts said: ” Yo you also want two embryos. Acts against heaven. This age. The old freshwater mussel is suspicious. Not the shy idiot does come out? When the time comes I while you unexpectedly, holding, if that is small 隶德喷啧道:”诶哟你还想要二胎.反了天了.这个岁数.老蚌怀殊啊.就不怕生个白痴出来吗?到时候我趁着你们不意,提溜若那小 „What your is cruel and merciless is learns from whom. Your father? Unpromising, but also divides the family property. Stares if your father mother coffin board plans, is what skill?” “你这心狠手辣的是跟谁学的.你爸吗?没出息,还分家产.盯若你爸妈这点棺材板算计,算什么本事?” Mother in telephone: „ Your Uncle Wang may on an unmarried girl, take Xiaoman, can seek to seize the family property of his Wang Family/prince, lets that painstaking care nature Kang of boy half a lifetime, little struggles for 30 years, how could it not be beautiful? 老妈在电话里嘿嘿嘿:“你王叔叔可就一个闺女,拿下小满,就能谋夺了他王家的家产,让那小子半辈子的心血都性康,少奋斗三十年,岂不美哉? The Kang De silent moment, then said: „ How to hear the sound? " 康德沉默片刻,然后说道:“怎么没听见声啊?" „? What? " “啊?什么?" .... This son does not hit is not good! ” Mother angry say/way, ” you are waiting. When I go back to tidy up you! Kang De has carried two large bowls to open to the restaurant ate, hears Yanzheng, then cuts the calendar, looked, the look becomes mixed and moved at once. ....这儿子不打不行了!”老妈愤然道,”你等着.等我回去就收拾你!康德已经端着两个大碗到餐厅开吃了,闻言怔,然后切到日历,看了看,神色旋即变得杂而伤感。 He has more than one year in Different World, regardless of the Sacred Sealed Archipelago time. Is mainland, if days, was for a long time is very very long. May to Earth, be only the daylight of several days. 他在异界已经带了一年多,不论圣印列岛的时光.仅仅是托达大陆的若一段日子,也是很久很久了.可对地球来说,只是数日的辰光。 He passes to Earth here time, had lost the concept. 他对地球这边的时间流逝,已经失去了概念。 Calculates the time. The mother should also come back. She is the people's teacher 算算时间.母亲也该回来了。她是人民教师 My his mother must begin school. 一我他妈也要开学了。 Thought of this, in the Kang De heart then had an absurd feeling, as if the vicissitudes, the people are no longer the same, he attaches to arrange the world war now, unexpectedly was a student. 想到这个,康德心中便生出了一种荒谬的感觉,仿佛沧海桑田,物是人非,现在他都附排起世界大战了,居然还是个学生。 All sorts of thoughts flash through in the heart, he said hastily: „ When comes back 种种念头在心中闪过,他连忙道:“什么时候回来 Mother strange say/way: „Hasn't arranged? I think. Probably two weeks later.” The Kang De hesitation moment, aspirates slightly, mother comes back, before beginning school, mother and child are constantly together, oneself often go to Different World to play to disappear , and person is the unceasing growth change, recent go through slaughters the chaos caused by war, the disposition or the makings had the tremendous changes, knows the child to be better mother, how mother can unable to look, but all sorts of thoughts dodge to pass. 母亲奇怪道:“不是早就定好了吗?我想想.好像是两周以后吧。”康德沉吟片刻,微微吐气,母亲回来,开学之前,娘俩朝夕相处,自己动不动就去异界玩消失且人是不断成长变化的,最近的自己几经杀戮战乱,无论是心性还是气质都发生了翻天覆地的变化,知子莫若母,母又怎能看不出来但种种念头只是一闪而逝。 These worried that the worry always has solution, but mother goes home from the public security relative confusion and dangerous very high Black Africa relatively, the family member gathers again, is very good very good matter. 这些担忧顾虑总有解决的办法,而母亲从治安相对混乱、危险相对很高的黑非洲回家,亲人再度相聚,是很好很好的事情。 He has not seen the family member for a long time for a long time. 他已经好久好久没有见到家人了。 Read and this. The surging emotions fluctuate, he said suddenly: In people also many silly[ bi-], here the public security out-of-tolerance, comes also ultra to trouble, even must get dozens types of vaccines . She draws a conclusion: „ In brief wants to delete thinks, you will regret surely, I will go back several days later. 一念及此.心潮起伏,他突然说道:人中还有不少傻[哔-],治安超差的,来这边还超麻烦,甚至得打几十种疫苗..她下了结论:“总之想都删想,你定会后悔的,我再过几天就回去了。 Some article issues, to Kang De, besides the network, other all are not the issues, present he has the aura of mysterious animals, let alone was the mosquito, the general tyrannosaurus did not dare 文些问题,对康德来说,除了网络之外,其他的一切都不是问题,现在的他沾染者神奇动物们的气息,别说是蚊虫了,大概霸王龙都不敢 , The commodity also has the white fog world to supply one infinitely sufficiently even the network is not the issue, because he can return to the home with the aid of the shuttle localization mechanism momentarily, so long as be not discovered by the parents well ,物资也有白雾世界无限充足供应一甚至连网络都不是问题,因为他可以借助穿梭定位机制随时返回国内这边,只要别被爹妈发现就好 „ Attractively what he has, before wasn't the video? He definitely does not make you come, the new year's celebration he will come back the visiting relatives leave, when the time comes looked again is not late. Talked about this matter, the Kang De mother showed the decisiveness of household head actually, fundamentally choked to death attempt of Kang De: „ In brief do not think these at sixes and sevens, you are days have not seen us, therefore the great infant mentality outbreak, wants to ask the parents to hug. “他有什么好看的,之前不是视频过了吗?他肯定也不让你来,过年他会回来探亲休假,到时候再看也不迟。谈到这事儿,康德妈倒是展现出了一家之主的果断,从根本上掐死了康德的企图:“总之你别想这些乱七八糟的了,你也就是一段日子没见到我们,因此巨婴心态发作,想要找爸爸妈妈要抱抱。 She said self-confidently: „This is easy to do, when your mother I comes back to talk incessantly your for several days, takes care of you to restore to the disobedient son condition, damn, I have not known you.” 她自信地说道:“这个非常好办,等你娘我回来唠叨你几天,保管你重新恢复到逆子状态,操,我还不知道你啊。” Kang De smiles. 康德只是笑。 Mother's words make he believes feel kindly with warm Ai, this is he most earnestly seeks with the thing that most needs. The mother still regards the child him, after all in mother opinion, they distinguished the date and time is still short, as everyone knows the destiny was unreliable, the son has grown, for murdered the resolute and disposition tyrannical real man, does not dare to say goes everywhere omnipotently, but spoke all-resourceful, did not miscalculate. Africa . 母亲的话让他信感亲切和温暧,这是他最渴求和最需要的事物。者妈依然把他当成孩子,毕竟在母亲看来,他们分别时日尚短,殊不知命运玄奇,儿子已经成长为了一个杀伐果决、心性强横的好汉,不敢说上天入地无所不能,但讲句神通广大,也不算错了。非洲啊.. Flutters about randomly, the ignorant and advanced mix, the misery history the unusual present situation, still has been the raw material habitat and bloody plot field West, the warlord tangled warfare, the coup d'etat and slaughters is the potluck 乱纷飞,愚昧与先进混合,苦难的历史早就奇特的现状,依然是西方的原材料产地与血腥的阴谋场,军阀混战,政变和杀戮是家常便饭 The place US forces foreign base opens the beating , smashing and looting, without doubt will create the vibration of global scale, even intensifies the international tensity, but an arsenal of remote African chief was looted the later tiger to become white. Whom releases not to trace to pay attention to the able being disinclined manages greatly, without being able to control of skill. Really is a beautiful scenery place. Moreover there is good. Compared with Southeast Asia and Middle East, that is really is insensitive, with South America- type, makes the good place that one feels relieved. 座美军海外基地拆打砸抢,无疑会造成全球范围的震动,甚至加剧国际紧张度,但一个偏远非洲酋长的军火库被洗劫之后虎成白地.大释不会有谁来追查关注有能力的懒得管,没本事的管不了。真是个山清水秀的地方啊。而且还有一个好.比起东南亚和中东,那真是太不敏感了,和南美洲-样,都是令人放心的好地方呢。 Therefore, regardless of did the parents agree, he truly the plan plan, found a time to have a look. Goethe that side war had not ended, moreover depends upon the strategic prestige that he brings to fear, always thought that some are not quite safe, war of intermediate Elf Wahlen clever trick and shocks him to plan Earth to the impact that he brings to provide to he big boost carefully. Especially after the new skill gets online . Therefore he is only empty should: „ Good, good, when you came back to say again " 所以,无论父母同不同意,他确实得打算打算,找个时间去看看了。歌德那边的战争尚未结束,而且依靠他个人所带来的战略威惧,总觉得有些不太稳当,瓦伦坦之战中期精灵的诡计给他带来的冲击与震动他要仔细规划一下地球这边到底能够提供给他多大的助力。尤其是新技能上线之后。所以他只是虚应:“好吧,好吧,等你回来再说" Some lot must say. 有很多事情要说的。 The telephone conversation eventually ended, the sky had shone greatly, front two large bowl food have eaten cleanly, Kang De looks, if the cell phone on table. Silent. Although this time is to come back to take vacation, but the feeling does ten thousand Xu, is hard to define clearly. The school also troubles, from beginning school also shortly, was reasonable, by his present experience and life, attended the university basically not to have the significance again, instead was the waste time, had decided that handled something in Different World, even if that found time to return to Earth. Also some are the matter must do, goes to the university the lodging shed to soak the school flower to handle one crowd of having little experience of the world big student uniforms to compel to hit the face anything, ow, too low. 通话终于结束,天已经大亮了,面前的两大碗食物已经吃得干干净净,康德望若桌上的手机.默然。虽说这次是回来度假的,但还是感觉干头万绪,难以厘清。学校这边也麻烦,距离开学也没多长时间了,讲道理,以他现在的经历和人生,再去读大学基本已经没有意义,反而是浪费时间,都已经决定在异界做些事情了,那么就算抽空回到地球.也有的是事情要做,去大学里住宿舍泡校花措一群涉世未深的大学生装逼打脸什么的,ow,太low了。 But if said directly must leave school . Will be killed by the parents. Takes according to the facts, told two elderly men, their son transmigrated Different World, was opening the piece with the Different World American imperialists, soon before turned the five masters of third-class person with the space-based weapon dry/does, becomes a human form nuclear weapon that moved to might as well saying that leaving school made them hit one. Kang De flexure scratched the head, was quite somewhat deliberately bad. 但是如果直接说要退学..会被爹妈打死的。据实以告,告诉两位老人家,他们的儿子穿越到了异界,正在跟异界的美帝开片,不久之前用天基武器干翻了三等人的五个师,成为了移的人形核武一那还不如说退学让他们打一顿呢。康德挠了挠头,颇有些自暴自弃。 At the worst them told that I joined the dragon group, was also rescuing the world. 大不了跟他们说我加入龙组了,正在还救世界呢。 Attaches the demon green jade to take, the time acceleration, the space transmission and other different functions is not false in any case, did not fear that they do not believe that as for dragon group and so on a comrade, your rank is insufficient, can inquire that several he has taken a paper, takes pen in hand to write to draw to arrange in order the matter that various types must handle on the paper, purchases homes, makes money, robs, dragon group, flash news . Then discovered, here matter does not compare unexpectedly different 反正附魔翠取、时间加速、空间传送等诸多异能都不是假的,不怕他们不信,至于龙组之类的一同志,你级别不够啊,能打听出个几把他拿过一张纸,提笔写写画回将各种要做的事情列在纸上,买房,搞钱,抢劫,龙组,大新闻..然后才发现,这边的事儿居然不比异 „In brief, first makes a money to spend. The space skill that gets online newly is very useful, moreover he also exhorts the spoils of war of war of Hong Zhengli Wahlen. And finds the way to purchase various types of magic scrolls and weaponry and so on, now has the reputation to have the position, to have the prestige also to have the strength, the way of therefore obtaining the resources were many many. Even goes to the underground treasury of Federal Reserve to spend taking advantage of the money. Also cannot achieve completely. Kang De the revolving plan, suddenly, a cell phone vibration, Kang De is only casting a sidelong glance, then quick such as the lightning takes up the cell phone, immediately selects answering. Two people are silent. Crossed for a long time, Xiaoman said: „ I visited the elder with my parents to outside area . Results for several days to come back, this really does not have the means.” Although Kang De thinks disappointedly, but also said: „All right, with enough time, can catch up.” “总之,先搞点钱花.新上线的空间技能十分有用,而且他也嘱咐洪整理瓦伦坦之战的战利品.并且想办法收购各种魔法卷轴、武器装备之类的,如今有名声有地位、有声望也有力量,所以获得资源的途径就多出许多了。甚至去美联储的地下金库借点钱花.也不是完全做不到的。康德正在细思规划,突然,手机阵震动,康德只瞟了一眼,便快如闪电地抄起手机,立刻点了接听。两人都沉默。过了许久,小满才说道:“我跟我爸妈到外地拜访长辈了..得过几天才能回来,这个是真的没有办法。”康德虽觉失望,但也说道:“没事,来得及,赶得上。” „Un.” “嗯。” Latter is silent. After a while, Wang Xiaoman as if remembered a matter: „How do you know thanks Guangjun? He had inquired you with me before, at that time you had left, dealt with by me casually.” Kang De is first startled, then before remembering that demoness at the point of death, name that writes. Phone call that yesterday that smelly sand sculpture made. 后又是沉默。过了一会儿,王小满似乎想起了一件事:“你怎么认识谢广俊的?他之前跟我打听过你,那时候你已经离开了,被我随便应付了一下。”康德先是一怔,然后想起了那女鬼临死前所写出的名字。昨天那个臭沙雕打的电话。 Must buy that being haunted house „thanks less/small”, moreover must his look twinkle, in the heart calculate. When has not spoken.. Sound sound of Xiaoman: „ Kang De,... in the sound filled hesitated with anxiously, as if in load superior anything. 要买那栋闹鬼的房子的“谢少”而且要直他眼神闪烁,心中盘算.时没有说话。紧接着.小满的声音响了起来:“康德,...声音中充满了迟疑和不安,仿佛在担优什么。 Kang De then said subconsciously: „ All right. Do not worry, how he cannot I . 康德下意识便说道:“没事.你别担心,他不能把我怎么样.. ... Wang Xiaoman quiet bent/tune say/way, who „ worried that he you how, I am worried that you kill him, society with a legal system big brother, your don't pleased love and hate, vertically and horizontally/able to move unhindered lung. ...王小满幽曲道,“谁担心他把你怎么样了了,我是担心你把他打死啊,法制社会啊大哥,您可别快意恩仇、纵横肺。 PS1: Typhoon-, the weather is also immediately hot, when is a head . PS1:台风-过,天气立刻又热了,什么时候是个头..