CTTW :: Volume #2

#193: The essence of human is......

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Looks green skin that Yao the buttocks are revealing at present smile strangely, Kang De was silent. 望着眼前尧着屁股露出怪笑的绿皮,康德沉默了。 Actually does not have the problem. Before the scientific advance and discovery more effective chemical synthesis, during enough several hundred years, the gunpowder that human makes basically have an ingredient of flavor gunpowder are the sulfur, charcoal and niter, first both this on everywhere are, can mine and make easily, but the soda nitre is quite rare, can only raise the flavor with the artificial method in „manpower” on these two character. The Chinese saline are many, has the relative tall Yu niter quarry, in addition blows the gentleman to refine the niter the indigenous methods. Therefore the taste is not too heavy. But European that little while has no means that can only use one's head in the restroom, moving is several hundred years, for this reason had many inspiring stories. Manages such as Britain at that time to guarantee niter supply, even released the restroom nationalization, not to secretly the law of feces, afterward discovered the method of manure system niter, was out of control, such as well as Oda Nobunaga does the trade war, broke the niter supply of given names, the strong men in Benyuan Temple with the method production glauber's salts of manure package of urines, forcefully with letter/believes long to ten years, was phase of a history that had the flavor. Can develop the prosperous age in the science end, is the song of praise of human the courage song of praise, what the courage is? Is the working people of bearing hardships and standing hard work does not bring the mask, pigsty a point blows in the wall courtyard in restroom, horse stable and, points in the cauldron boils. 其实没毛病。在科学进步、发现更有效的化学合成法之前,足足几百年间,人类造的火药基本上都很有味道一火药的成分是硫磺、木炭和硝,前两者本上到处都是,很容易就能开采和制造,可天然硝石却极为罕见,只能用人工方法提味道就在“人工”这两个字儿上。中国盐碱地多,有相对高裕的硝石矿,再加上刮士炼硝的土办法.所以口味不算太重.可欧洲那会儿没啥办法,只能在厕所上动脑筋,动就是好几百年,为此发生了许多可歌可泣的故事.管如英国当时为了确保硝石供应,甚至出台了厕所收归国有、不许私自大便的法律,后来发现堆粪制硝的方法,更是一发不可收拾,此等以及织田信长搞贸易战,断了大名们的硝石供应,本愿寺的猛男们用堆粪包尿的法子生产盐硝,硬生生与信长对十年,也是一段有味道的历史。在科学末能发展昌盛的年代,人类的赞歌就是勇气的赞歌,勇气是什么?是吃苦耐劳的劳动人民连口罩都不带,在厕所、马棚、猪圈的墙庭里点点刮出来的,是在大锅里一点点熬出来的。 Therefore we can draw two conclusions. First, the restroom is the battle efficiency, the country that at that time had several million restrooms is the world powers that deserves, is the guarantee of firepower, is manifestation of national strength, is the symbol of strength. Second, human the source of strength. From exploding excrement. Therefore saw that green skin that is full of the prompt of flavor, Kang De thinks, unexpectedly is fair. Mother, but also is scientific. 于是我们可以得出两个结论。第一,厕所就是战斗力,当时一个拥有几百万座厕所的国家就是当之无愧的世界强国,是火力的保证,是国力的体现,是力量的象征。第二,人类的力量之源.源自炸屎。所以看到绿皮那充满味道的提示,康德想了想,居然合情合理。妈的,还科学. Quite has mixed feelings. 还是心情比较复杂。 Kang De looked at a Hong subconsciously three, sees only Hong three to look at a small most gunpowder in hand with total concentration, is lost in thought that obviously is puzzling to the ingredient of this gadget, had heard the flavor he knits the brows the ponder, as if thought that this flavor is very familiar, but- when cannot think from where, stemming from the instinct of person, and sage tastes the moral excellence that all various grassy plants, personally set an example, he licked the lip, however 康德下意识看了一眼洪三,只见洪三聚精会神地望着手中的一小最火药,陷入了沉思,显然对这玩意儿的成分百思不得其解,闻过味道之他皱眉沉思,似乎觉得这种味道很熟悉,但-时想不到源自哪里,出于人的天性,以及圣人尝百草、身体力行的美德,他舔了舔嘴唇,然 Hey! „ 喂!“ Kang De after all is a sincere person, is unable to look at such tragedy to happen helplessly, drinks to stop hastily loudly. 康德毕竟是个厚道人,无法眼睁睁望着此等惨事发生,连忙大声喝止。 Kang De said silently: „ Excrement does. 康德默然道:“屎做的。 These three character simply heavy over thousand jin (0.5 kg), pounded Hong's body just like the heavy hammer generally, the Chinese look delay, turned the head stiffly, looks to green skin Men, green skin Men all suppressed, if smiled, saw that also presses unable to catch again, strikes the day of thump place laughed wildly. Under Hong's face child was then green. Ran up to the lower part of wall to spit. 这三个字简直重逾千斤,宛如重锤一般砸到了洪的身上,震旦人神色呆滞,僵硬地转头,看向绿皮们,绿皮们个个憋若笑,见状再也按接不住,擂天捶地的狂笑起来.洪的脸下子便绿了.跑到墙根吐了起来。 Makes the season. 造季啊。 Kang De sighed, then waved to the iron son: You come a gunpowder might first to use this type of gunpowder duplicate/restores attire- a bullet, opens fire to try. The automobile person is the mechanical life, although there is from Kang De the ashamed heart of human, but does not care about the excrement non- excrement, he takes the simple gunpowder that some green leather have made, ground grinding with the hand, observed, said: „ Craft rents coarse, with my experience, the general principle of smoke and fire mixture is, the medicinal powder is finer, the combustion is quicker. Might more this was only undergoes the cheap processing it to say to Kang De: „ Father, please do not have too many anticipations, I think that this is only the primitive kind of black powder material, is used to do to decide the explosive propellant of attire, although can fire, but the might is surely weak, moreover burns the gas that produces unable to complete to eject the function, will create to jam. Father and son Chinese talked, regarding beast people, just like heavenly book, but green skin Men has the wild animal intuition, the firearms master shouted directly greatly: „ Young technique tyrant, you looked down upon my valuable beta iron son to look at its one, took out a bullet, separated, poured the gunpowder, added the weight/quantity same green skin gunpowder, loaded from the duplicate/restores stock in within the body, then two held up a spear/gun respectively, opened fire at the sky, bang bang two spears/guns, the light sparkle projectile flew to shoot. 康德叹了口气,然后向铁儿子招招手:你来对此一下火药的威力先用这种火药复装-枚子弹,开枪试试。汽车人身为机械生命,虽然有得自康德的人类的羞耻心,但并不太在意屎不屎的,他取过一些绿皮制作的简易火药,用手碾了碾,观察了番,说道:“工艺租糙,以我的经验来看,烟火混合物的通用法则是,药粉越精细,燃烧就越快.威力就越这只是经过了粗劣的加工它对康德说道:“父亲,请不要抱太多的期待,我认为这只是原始的类黑火药物质,用来做定装的发射药,虽然能够打响,但威力必定弱,而且燃烧所生成的气体无法完成抛壳作用,以至于会造成卡壳。父子两人汉语交谈,对于兽人们来讲,宛如天书,但绿皮们有着野兽般的直觉,枪械师直接大喊道:“小技霸,你是不是瞧不起俺的宝贝铁儿子只是看了它一眼,取出一枚子弹,分开,倒出火药,加入分量同等的绿皮火药,从体内的复装台重新装填完毕,然后两手各擎出一杆枪,向天空开火,砰砰两枪,光闪耀弹丸飞射。 After the automobile person opens fire to contrast, obviously is startled, its hesitation moment, as if in the feeling firearms situation, that is a part of its body. Then it looked at one. The eye hid from far Hong three, lowered the sound saying: „ Uses this type of gunpowder the weight of attack, unexpectedly with similar of original . Moreover the gas that the combustion gives birth to completes to eject sufficiently, but does not have the shortcoming, first, the combustion has the smoke, the residue are many, this is quite fatal regarding the automatic weapon, next, is full of the uncertainty, for example the recoil is enhanced, the variation, shoots the shape. Even the explosive might is too high, has burst in the bore risk Kang De to be startled: „ Your meaning is, was this gadget similar to the modern gunpowder? " When iron son is born the ammunition that brings has consumed similarly, supplemented that depends entirely on 2 child 3 decomposition reorganization in the shooting hall, plants the spoke renovation Vegas's feeling. 汽车人开枪对比之后,显然吃了一惊,它沉吟片刻,似乎在感受枪械情况,那是它身体的一部分。然后它看了一.眼躲远了的洪三,压低了声音道:“使用这种火药的射击威力,竟然与原版的差不多,而且燃烧生出的气体足以完成抛壳动但并非没有缺点,首先,燃烧有烟,残余物不少,这对于自动武器来说极为致命,其次,充满不确定性,譬如后坐力增强,准度变差,弹形.甚至燃爆威力过高,有炸膛风险康德吃了一惊:“你的意思是,这玩意儿跟现代火药差不多了?"铁儿子诞生时自带的弹药已经消耗得差不多了,补充全靠射击馆里的二子三分解重组,种辐翻新维加斯的感觉。 The movement elongated projectile of that club is the competition uses, the might is relatively small, even explosive propellant formula as if also different, but is still the allocated proportion science and craft good modern industry product, how 那俱乐部的运动长弹是竞赛用的,威力相对较小,甚至发射药配方似乎也不同,但依然是配比科学、工艺良好的现代工业产品,怎么 „ This view is not very rigorous, the father, I listens to you to tell the war story of Earth, from the Second World War to modern age, discussed with the firearms ammunition, the lethality was to instead change small, was not because could not achieve the big might, because did not need. After all what individual weapon pursue is balanced and suitable of various aspects. The automobile person made several 9 mm green skins to decide the load, gave Kang De. “这个说法不是很严谨,父亲,我听您讲过地球的战争故事,从第二次世界大战到现代,以枪械弹药而论,杀伤力反而是变小了,不是因为做不到大威力,而是因为没有必要.毕竟单兵武器追求的是各方面的平衡与适宜。汽车人又做了几枚9mm绿皮定装弹,递给了康德。 „Only can say that the unit effectiveness of green skin gunpowder relatively seems to be high, but is not the green skin is stronger. The handicraft industry cannot adjoin the industry in any event. Human can do well. Sees the weapon most important performance is stable and reliable, in this point, the green skin gunpowder does not attain a designated standard completely.” “只能说绿皮火药的单位效能似乎相对较高,但并非是绿皮更强.手工业是无论如何毗不上工业的.人类可以做得更好.睹武器最重要的性能是稳定和可靠,在这一点,绿皮火药完全不达标。” Kang De narrows the eyes, if the eye, a green skin will decide the load to take away the magazine, the palate, lifts up high the arm, ground-to-air fire one to avoid burst in the bore danger, he even used to attach the demon to be tenacious, but also two times of fast. 康德眯若眼睛,将枚绿皮定装弹扣进弹夹,上膛,高举手臂,对空射击一为了避免炸膛危险,他甚至用了附魔坚韧,还开了二倍速。 A light sound, without response. Kang De withdraws from that bullet, in the heart moves, twists off the bullet forcefully, seeing only that gunpowder has become is sloppy like the sand, had the complete deformation. 咔嚓一声轻响,没有反应。康德退出那枚子弹,心中一动,将子弹强行拧开,只见那火药已经变得如沙子般稀松,发生了完全的形变。 After the green skin sees, shouts: „ It also killed oneself, it does not match. Kang De accepts the iron son is also puzzled. 绿皮看到之后,喊道:“它也把自己杀了,它不配。康德纳铁儿子也一脸不解。 Cuts to overturn the heavens to shout: „ Because the young technique tyrant is only the young technique tyrant, with me- type! " 砍翻天喊道:“因为小技霸只是个小技霸,跟俺-样!" The automobile person looked angrily at the green skin, Kang De thought that although was somewhat a pity, but was not a bad news. 汽车人怒视绿皮,康德想了一下,虽然有些可惜,但并不是坏消息。 „You can use, is actually meddlesome.” “你能用,倒是好事。” He said optimistically: „ Then Wahlen also has the fierce battle, at least we can many- point strength. 他乐观地说道:“接下来瓦伦坦还有恶战,至少我们可以多-点力量。 The automobile person thought that the nod said: „ That's true, always compares not to have. Then the father, what idea you do have? Perhaps I have to tell you, although this type of gunpowder might but when enough combustion will actually produce a lot of black smokes and junks, but also has many indefinite danger, is unable to be used to manufacture the bullet of completely automatic weapon, you are invalid in the idea of top heavy machine gun. Kang De nods. As for letting this group of beast person deliberately considered that green saves the province, not only danger, but also the step steps too greatly, furthermore, the capacity cannot follow. 汽车人思索了一下,点头道:“确实如此,总比没有好.那么父亲,您有什么想法吗?恐怕我不得不告诉您,虽然这种火药的威力足够但燃烧时却会产生大量黑烟与杂物,还有着许多不确定的危险,无法用来制作全自动武器的子弹,您把重机枪架在城头的想法是行不通的。康德点点头。至于让这帮兽人自己寻思绿皮马省省吧,不仅危险,而且步子迈得太大,再者,产能根本就跟不上来。 He showed the mysterious smile, said in a soft voice: „ Better method. 他露出了神秘的笑容,轻声道:“还有更好的法子。 The automobile person looked at one to encircle the circle research bang bang the beast person, said: „ Although is unable to use the completely automatic weapon, but the big might single shot primitive flintlock can the father probably form them actually- matchlock team? Although the accurate aim is insufficient, but the might is big, centralized use words, perhaps this saying at this point till. 汽车人看了一眼围成圈研究砰砰的兽人,说道:“虽然无法使用全自动武器,但大威力单发原始火枪倒是可以父亲要把它们编成-支火绳枪队吗?虽然准头不足,但威力不小,集中使用的话,也许这话说到此处为止。 Many good books to perform in 更多好书尽在 Ending 完 Itself/Ben 本 Gods 神 Station 站 The friend who likes the god standing please be many share to the friend who liking reading, the support is the power! 喜欢神站的朋友请多多分享给爱看书的朋友,支持就是动力！ Because the iron son lowers the head, saw the smile on old father face. 因为铁儿子低下头,看到了老父亲脸上的笑容。 The body giant and dignified powerful automobile person shook shaking subconsciously, a components tremor. This engraved in the fear of instinct completely. 身体巨大、威严有力的汽车人下意识抖了抖,身上的零件一阵颤动。这完全是镌刻于本能的恐惧了。 Is each Chinese child almost manages has faced fear. To work fear that cannot flow swiftly in any event. Kang De smiles saying: „ Your this child, what said that what matchlock team? Can let on them the battlefield? Their build is so huge, the embattlement cannot camouflage, is not the Elf living target 是每一个中国孩子几乎都管面对过的恐惧。对无论如何都泻不完的作业的恐惧.康德笑眯眯道:“你这孩子,说什么呢,什么火绳枪队?难道要让他们上战场吗?他们体型这么庞大,城垛遮蔽不住,不是精灵的活靶子 „ Dangerous, furthermore, they have nothing to do with this war, I let on them the battlefield, did I become with the Nick same person? I am so such just, the good person, how can handle this savage matter? Took ending the war as the will person, how can without life of good fortune is involved in the war? “多危险啊,再者,他们与这场战争无关,我让他们上战场,那我岂不是成了跟尼克一样的人了吗?我这么正义、这么善良的人,怎么能做这种凶残的事情?以结束战争为志的人,怎么能将无幸的生命卷入战争? At this point, on the face of Kang De the brilliance of brimming with humanitarian, must simply vertical to become Saint. 说到这里,康德的脸上洋溢者人道主义的光辉,简直都要立地成圣了。 But the automobile person is a few words cannot say. Only listens to him to sing in good voice and with feeling saying: " Moreover they are your friend, comes for me, does not hesitate to rush to Elf army, is not easy, they achieve this step, is enough, how can I let on them the battlefield? Should be I protects them is right! 而汽车人则是一句话都说不出来。只听他声情并茂道:"而且它们可是你的朋友啊,也是为了我而来的,不惜强闯精灵军阵,多么不容易,它们做到这一步,已经足够了,我怎么能让它们上战场呢?应该是我保护它们才对啊! His tone said sincerely: „ I not only need protect them, making them stay here, but also wants delicious tasty, 24 hours of uninterrupted supply, making them eat refreshedly, eats unobstructedly, eats continuously! If simple and honest they must do anything for me, then, they also can definitely make some small handicraft work, this was enough! The iron son does not know that should say any good. Pitied looked at that crowd of beast person one eyes. 他语气诚恳道:“我不仅要保护它们,让它们留在这里,而且还要好吃好喝的,二十四小时不间断供应,让它们吃得爽快,吃得通畅,吃得源源不断!如果淳朴的它们非要为我做点什么的话,那么,它们也完全可以做一些微小的手工艺劳动,这就足够了!铁儿子不知道该说些什么好.只是略带怜悯地看了那群兽人一眼。 The Kang De smile had no time perfectly, was full of the morals and conscience. It is not good, such a thinks, feels a time mission immediately? ” 康德的笑容完美无暇,充满了道德和良心。不好啊,这么一想,是不是立刻感受到了一种时代使命?” The electronic eye of automobile person has to turning trend. Kang De is joining hands behind the back, moved toward green skin Men, the beast person noticed being close of big technique tyrant quickly, turned the head to look at him in abundance, saw only the Kang De big hand to wield: „ Does against stand do here? Ate to the full? Quick went quickly, lets loose the belly to eat, finished eating to make vigor drawing, drawing eat again, you're welcome! 汽车人的电子眼已经有向翻的趋势了。康德背着手,走向了绿皮们,兽人很快注意到了大技霸的接近,纷纷转头看他,只见康德大手一挥:“防站在这里干什么?都吃饱了吗?快去快去,放开肚子吃,吃完了使劲儿拉,拉完了再吃,别客气啊! One side he bang bang firearms master La will arrive, asked: „ That gunpowder 他将砰砰枪械师拉到一边,问道:“那个火药 The green skin entrains directly the bag of waist. Offer valuable advice gives Kang De. Kang De retrocedes subconsciously one step, beckons with the hand to say hastily: I do not use. I do not use, I want to ask, you make this. How long can make a bag? " Green skin scratches the head: „How long, I do not know, is not in any case difficult, deliberately considers. The water used rubs- rubs, roasting then to mix- is not in any case difficult, so long as excrement manages enough.” 绿皮直接把腰间的袋子拽下来.献宝似地递给康德。康德下意识后退一步,连忙摆手道:我不用.我不用,我只是想问,你做这个.多长时间能做一袋子?"绿皮挠挠头:“多长时间,俺不知道,反正不难,寻思寻思.用水揉-揉,烤烤然后拌-反正不难,只要屎管够。” Kang De nods, thinks of a matter, then asked: Will not defecate to draw. 康德点头,想到一件事,然后问道:不会拉屎拉死吧。 The green skin stares, then the pleasant surprise said: 绿皮一愣,然后惊喜道: That cannot. Kang De patted the arm of green skin, said: „Good, then, you are quite delicious, draws well, then makes this type of gunpowder, does many, when the time comes I to you many fun wests, will also make you look very vigor very vigor explodes greatly, is good?” Firearms master hears the words, exposure color. Said loudly: „Good good!” 那就是不会了。康德拍了拍绿皮的胳膊,说道:“好,那么接下来,你们好好吃,好好拉,然后做这种火药,做得多多的,到时候我会给你们很多好玩的西,还会让你们看很劲很劲的大炸炸,好不好啊?”枪械师闻言,露光彩.大声道:“好啊好啊!” Also does not know that the output has many, does not know that other lifeform that anything anything is good. But first this, how has a look at the effect. Compared with the green skin matchlock team, he favors the green skin does not have the conscience artillery team. 也不知道产量有多少,也不知道别的生物的那啥啥行不行。但先这样吧,看看效果怎么样。比起绿皮火绳枪队,他还是更倾向于绿皮没良心炮队。 Local guerillas science and technology, stirring. The lithical land mine lethality is limited, therefore buries the land mine in the human and animals excrement, after blasting out, although can only wound little Japan. But the excrement sticks the wound. In that antibiotic scarce age. This means that the serious infection cannot evade, the young devil basically injured died, scratches is perishing. The dual attack of explosion injury and toxin injury, asked that you do not fear. Kang De thinks that this past events, think must absorb the fine mentality of martyrs, to these Elf invaders with big pleasant surprise. After all copes with the section that the evil person must use to use, what rivers and lakes morality and justice does not need to speak, is right? 土共科技,震撼人心。石质地雷杀伤力有限,所以就将地雷埋在人畜粪便里,炸开之后,虽然只能炸伤小日本.但粪便糊到伤口.在那个抗生素紧缺的年代.这就意味着严重感染不可避,小鬼子基本上是伤了就死,擦着就亡。爆炸伤害与毒素伤害的双重打击,就问你怕未。康德想到这层往事,思索着要不要汲取一下先烈的优良思路,给这些精灵侵略者以大大的惊喜.毕竟对付恶人就要使用一切可以使用的段,不必讲什么江湖道义,对不对? PS1: Therefore , you always say that I play the excrement, you, studies few, the essence of human is to play the excrement, otherwise did you explain the manure gold/metal juice tetanus arrow and cake thunder? PS1:所以说,你们总是说我玩屎,你们啊,还是读书少,人类的本质就是玩屎,不然你解释一下堆粪金汁破伤风箭和粑粑雷?
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