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#46: Rides the sedan for the first time

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„Prepares the sedan?” [Say / Way] that Little Fatty one hear, does not know whether to laugh or cry immediately: „Fellow apprentice? Such selected the road, the flying sword one breath arrived, if made the sedan chair, that have't can the small half-day time? Takes time ~” “备轿？”小胖一听,随即哭笑不得的道:“师兄啊？这么点路,飞剑一口气就到了,要是做轿子,那还不得小半天的功夫啊？多费事~” „, The words cannot say!” Wang Zhi Wu said with a smile: „Brother Song, here was mortal, was not Cultivation World, here you at will flew round was not good, the illiterate who these have not experienced must work as the deity to be the same you, are you willing by the blue Wolseong-ri several million common people, in beyond three three gathering round to worship on bended knees, burn incense?” “诶,话可不能这么说！”王枝梧笑道:“宋师弟啊,这里是凡人界,不是修真界,你在这里随意飞来飞去的可不行,那些没见识的愚民非得把你当神仙一样,难道你愿意被蓝月城里几百万百姓,里三圈外三圈的围着跪拜,烧香？” „, This ~” Little Fatty one hear, was speechless immediately, finally he can only smile bitterly a sound track: „Is I considers inconsiderately, since this, taking a seat sedan chair!” “哦,这~”小胖一听,顿时无语了,最终他只能苦笑一声道:“是我思虑不周,那既然这样,就坐轿子吧！” „He He, was right!” Wang Zhi Wu shows a faint smile, then told that child Daoist novice under shows the way to Little Fatty, simultaneously told Little Fatty, he gave the Little Fatty arrangement residence, waited for Little Fatty to come back to be admitted to directly. “呵呵,在就对了！”王枝梧微微一笑,然后便吩咐手下的道童给小胖领路,同时告诉小胖,他去给小胖安排住所,等小胖回来就可以直接住进去了。 Little Fatty holds the fist in the other hand hurriedly the expression of gratitude, then arrived at another leaning institute under the direction of child Daoist novice. Here, Little Fatty saw a middle-aged appearance, a fellow of noble gas, this person current dynasty majordomo of grand preceptor Pang, worried waits for the Mystical Sky view to send out Celestial elder! 小胖急忙抱拳道谢,然后便在道童的指引下来到了另外一处偏院。在这里,小胖见到了一个中年模样,一身贵气的家伙,此人正是当朝庞太师的大管家,正着急的等着玄天观派出仙长呢！ When this steward hears the child Daoist novice to introduce, after Little Fatty is the taoist priest who the Mystical Sky view sends to catch the ghost, first has gawked, then carefully sized up Little Fatty, the brow wrinkled instantaneously. Obviously, this fellow is shuts out Little Fatty to dress up shabbily, described vulgarly, likely was not being correct person of high skill. 当这位管家听到道童介绍,小胖就是玄天观派去抓鬼的道士后,先是楞了一下,然后上上下下仔细打量了一番小胖,眉头瞬间皱了起来。显然,这个家伙是嫌弃小胖打扮寒碜,形容粗俗,不像是有道高人。 However although the steward shuts out Little Fatty, actually also knows the taoist priest who Mystical Sky view cannot annoy, therefore he does not have to reveal directly, but exhibits a smiling face and young child Daoist novice chitchats, trace inquiry Little Fatty in the origin of Mystical Sky view. Finally he heard after Little Fatty is today's newly arrived Celestial elder, immediately the complexion changed, the hurried tactful expression, the masters of oneself family are current dynasty grand preceptors, position high weight, hopes that can welcome go to seize the ghost to true Celestial elder. 不过管家虽然嫌弃小胖,却也知道玄天观的道士不能惹,所以他没有直接表露出来,而是摆出一副笑脸和小道童攀谈,其中更是不着痕迹的询问小胖在玄天观的来历。结果他听说小胖是今天新来的仙长后,顿时脸色就变了,急忙委婉的表示,自己家的主人乃是当朝太师,位高权重,还是希望能够请到一位真正的仙长前去捉鬼。 Little Fatty at the same time already did not bear, after hearing this word, flies into a rage, although he is not good directly to the criminal ignition, may also absolutely not be the lord of that suffering a loss. At that moment Little Fatty then does intentionally cold snort|hum one that has no intention, in the sound hidden magic power. 一边的小胖早已不耐,闻听此言后,更是勃然大怒,他虽然不好直接对犯人发火,可也绝对不是那种吃亏的主。当下小胖便故作无意的冷哼一声,声音中暗藏法力。 Thereupon, this cold Hengting in others ear, is not unusual, but after that steward listens, is similar to startled thunderous Yu Erpan is ordinary, shakes him to have a dizzy spell at the scene, the deafness vertigo, sits on the ground directly, puffing of big mouth, the bean big cold sweat was similar to the spring water equally dripped from his face. 于是乎,这一声冷哼听在别人耳朵里,并无异样,但是那管家听后,却如同惊雷鸣于耳畔一般,当场震得他头晕目眩,耳聋眼花,直接一屁股坐在地上,大口的喘着粗气,豆大的冷汗就如同泉水一样从他脸上淌了出来。 Until this time, he suddenly realized that he seemed a snobbish SOB, has angered the person of high skill. 直到这个时候,他才突然意识到,自己似乎是狗眼看人低,惹怒了高人。 After understanding, the steward does not dare to neglect, getting up that tumbles hurriedly, then bows to Little Fatty salutes saying: „This Celestial elder, the small perforation does not recognize a superior, but also looks at you to excuse me?” 明白了之后,管家不敢怠慢,急忙连滚带爬的起来,然后躬身对小胖施礼道:“这位仙长,小的有眼不识泰山,还望您见谅？” „Snort, didn't you just dislike me to be young?” [Say / Way] that Little Fatty disdains: „Before how now, arrogant then respectful? This face became also was too rather quick!” “哼,你刚刚不是嫌我年轻嘛？”小胖不屑的道:“怎么现在又前倨而后恭啦？这脸变得未免也太快了些！” „This, was the villain was not just right, your Sir were massive, do not lower oneself to the same level with me!” [Say / Way] that the stewards worry afterward: „My family grand preceptor still waits for in home, was inferior that Celestial elder does go along with me now?” “这,刚刚是小人不对,您大人大量,不要和我一般见识！”管家随后着急的道:“我家太师还在家中翘首以待,不如仙长现在就随我去吧？” „You, when I am? Was you said that do not want, you said to? Grand preceptor? Very great? Said that master also really being disinclined manages him!” Little Fatty said that the big sleeve shakes, must turn around to leave! “你当我是什么人？是你说不要就不要,你说走就得走的吗？太师？很了不起啊？道爷还真懒得理他！”小胖说完,大袖一抖,就要转身走人！ The stewards see that immediately was anxious, hurries nearby child Daoist novice to the [say / way] that winks, „did this master, you help to speak words actually?” Saying, he fills to that child Daoist novice quietly is together beautiful the jade. 管家见状,顿时急了,赶紧对旁边的道童挤眉弄眼的道,“这位道爷,您倒是帮忙说句话啊？”说着,他悄悄塞给那个道童一块美玉。 Brings the child Daoist novice who Little Fatty is coming to be Wang Zhi Wu one passes on the disciple, in this place power and influence. He received beautiful jade calmly, this shows a faint smile, several steps arrive in front of Little Fatty, salutes saying: „Teacher's younger brother, you are not angry, this scoundrel naked eye every embryo, naturally somewhat is a snobbish SOB, you are being correct person of high skill, is really not worth lowering oneself to the same level with him. Although the grand preceptor is not worth taking the trouble, may this matter be the family masters gets rid of the teacher's younger brother after all, ten thousand asked the teacher's younger brother to look in the face of my master, temporarily forgave his one time?” 带着小胖来的道童乃是王枝梧的一个亲传弟子,在此地有些权势。他不动声色的收了美玉,这才微微一笑,几步来到小胖面前,施礼道:“师叔,您莫生气,这混账肉眼凡胎,自然有些狗眼看人低,您乃有道高人,实在不值得和他一般见识。那太师虽然也不值得您费心,可毕竟此事乃是家师摆脱师叔的,万请师叔看在我师傅的面子上,暂时饶他一次吧？” Sees in this Mystical Sky view to have Palace Lord of power and influence to pass on the disciple extremely, so is polite to Little Fatty, the steward understands one truly provoke Celestial elder that was unable to provoke. The look is even more respectful and prudent. 见这位玄天观里极有权势的殿主亲传弟子,都对小胖如此客气,管家才明白自己确实招惹了不能招惹的仙长。神色越发恭谨起来。 But Little Fatty is hears the child Daoist novice to mention Wang Zhi Wu, has to worry three points, after all in others domain, is not good too not to show due respect for the feelings, in addition the steward also apologized, Little Fatty also not for oneself [say / way] really: „Snort, since you moved fellow apprentices, I was not naturally good to shift responsibility onto others, but, was not to a precedent!” 而小胖则是听见道童提及王枝梧,也不得不顾虑三分,毕竟在人家地盘上,不好太不给面子,加上管家却也道了歉,小胖也就不为己甚的道:“哼,既然你把师兄都搬出来了,我自然不好推诿,不过,下不为例！” „Is, if this scoundrel dares to neglect in you again, you come back freely, will compare is my master will not blame and you!” The children Daoist novice compensate to say with a smile hurriedly, afterward he signals with the eyes to the steward immediately. “是是,要是这混账再敢怠慢于您,您尽管回来,相比就是我师傅也不会责怪与您的！”道童急忙赔笑道,随后他立刻对管家一使眼色。 The steward associative compound, comes to apologize hurriedly again, then respectfully requested Little Fatty to ride the sedan. Beckoning with the hand that Little Fatty thinks otherwise, then without consulting anybody arrives at outside the palace with him. Discovered that there already stopped is lifting 12 people of big sedans, on this sedan is embroidering many bird beasts, the magic cloud immortal iris, is very fine. 12 the chair bearers of carrying a sedan chair are also sturdy, looks is the robust man of being selective. 管家会意,急忙过来再次道歉,然后恭请小胖乘轿。小胖不以为然的摆摆手,便径自和他来到殿外。发现那里早就停着一抬12人的大轿,此轿上面刺绣着很多飞鸟走兽,祥云仙芝,很是精美。12个抬轿子的轿夫也都身强力壮,一看就是精挑细选的壮汉。 Little Fatty or the entire life first time sits this gadget, fresh of abnormal, under serving of steward, sat on the comfortable chair. 小胖还是生平第一次坐这玩意,异常的新鲜,在管家的伺候下,坐到了里面舒适的椅子上。 Then, sedan curtain puts, outside steward high shouts: „Raises a sedan chair!” 接着,轿帘一放,外面的管家就高喊道:“起轿！” „Hey ~” 12 chair bearer same places yo, lifted the sedan chair, and proceeds gradually. However quick, the faces of 12 people changed, complexions are red, the hands and feet becomes tender. Resembles is not individual who they lift, is a mountain is the same! “嘿~”12个轿夫一齐嘿呦一声,就把轿子抬了起来,并缓步往前走。但是很快,12个人的脸就变了,一个个脸色通红,手脚发软。就好像他们抬的不是个人,是一座山一样！ Actually the reason is also very simple, was the Little Fatty body weight is really abnormal. Since having practiced «Primal Chaos Formula», his mortal body intensity greatly is strengthened, at the same time the body weight is crazy growth doubled and re-doubled. Resembles his long is not the meat, but is the lead ingot is the same. Do not look at his present build is only micro fat, is in fact, the Little Fatty body weight has exceeded 800 jin (0.5 kg), is heavier than the super big fatty. 其实原因也很简单,实在是小胖的体重过于变态了。自从修炼了《混沌诀》之后,他的肉身强度大为增强,与此同时体重更是成倍的疯狂增长。就好像他长的不是肉,而是铅块一样。别看他现在体型只是微胖,可是实际上,小胖体重已经超过了800斤,比超级大胖子还重。 Their hearts said that this master, is the pig changes? So to be how heavy! 他们心说,这位道爷,是猪变的吗？怎么就这么重！ More than 800 jin (0.5 kg) body weights, in addition sedan chair's more than hundred jin (0.5 kg), that a about thousand jin (0.5 kg) weight, the average to everyone on is ** ten jin (0.5 kg). Is lifting such heavy thing, takes dozens li (0.5km) road, light thinks to suffice them to be fearful and apprehensive. Several fellow even psychology think one will die of exhaustion while still alive on the road. 800多斤的体重,再加上轿子本身的百多斤,那就是将近千斤的重量,平均到每个人身上就是**十斤。抬着这么重的东西,走几十里路,光想想就够他们胆颤心惊的。有几个家伙甚至心理都以为自己会活活累死在路上。
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