Run!
跑!Did not explain!
不解释!Without hesitation, Chen GuanghurryingmakesJin Shiyuewear the maskto turn headto run.
毫不犹豫,陈光赶紧让靳诗月戴上口罩扭头就跑。Chen Guangdrawstwo peopleto rushtwostepstoward the distant place, policecomrade of thisnearlycollapsehas covered the faceto squaton the groundcries aloud.陈光拉着两人往远处奔出去两步,这位近乎崩溃的警察同志已经捂着脸蹲在地上哭出声来了。WTF, reallydyingloyalpowdered iron!卧槽,真是死忠铁粉啊!Icanunderstand a pointslightlyyou, changesmyjunior middle schooltimeseesCLuo, was supposing is also no better, butnowIam a victim!
我稍微能理解一点你,换我初中的时候看到c罗,估摸着也好不到哪里去,但现在我可是受害者啊!„Policecomrade! Has a look atyourpolice uniform! Youcannot add to the chaos! Youmustdo right byyour ownoccupation!”Chen Guangflings such a by far, the personbringstwo women/girlsto rushto about 20-30meters.
“警察同志!看看你身上的警服!你能别添乱了么!你得对得起你自己的职业!”陈光远远甩出来这么一句,人却已经带着两女奔到20-30米开外去了。Alsoisluckily, abovethisavenue the crowdis not crowded, in additionChen Guangrespondedis quickenough, although many peoplewere filled with the doubtlooks that squattedcovers the facepolicecomrade of sobon the ground, buthas not pursuedeventually.
也是幸好,这大街之上人群并没有那么密集,加上陈光反应够快,虽然有不少人满心狐疑的看着蹲在地上掩面哭泣的警察同志,但终究是没追过来。
The policegaveto hitto cry, should thisone male and two femalesavage?
警察都给打哭了呢,这一男二女该有多凶残?Do not mind others'business!
千万不要多管闲事!Threepeopledash about wildly, whenpassing by a clothing store, gripped, anythingdid not say that firstreplaces, but must return to the amusement parkto drive away the car(riage).
三人又是一路狂奔,在路过一服装店时,更一头扎了进去,啥也不说了,先换装吧,还得回游乐场把车开走呢。On the Jin Jiangtwofemales the cash of belt/bring is also many, althoughis seemingly suspicious, butis actually generous, from the startdid not havebargainingcounter-offersaying, was choosyslightly, madeChen Guangtake the clothesto directly soar the counter, bought, tradedimmediatelyfirstputs on, the person in clothing storehad moneyto gain, pourshas not asked that靳江二女身上带的现金也是不少,虽然看起来形迹可疑,但却出手大方,压根就没讲价还价这一说,稍微挑挑拣拣,就让陈光拿着衣服直奔柜台,掏钱买了,立马换身上先穿着,服装店的人有钱赚,倒也没多问,Alsoreallylet alone, thistwo women/girlssimplyis the naturalclothesrack, the clothes that choosescasually, put onappearsendslender, is attractive.
还真别说,这两女简直就是天然的衣服架子,随随便便选的衣服,穿身上都显得窈窕有致,非常好看。Then the issuecame, does not have the men's wear shopforwoolthisall the way!
那么问题来了,为毛这一路上都没有男装店!
The money of woman is so goodto gain! The sexual discrimination, Iprotested!
女人的钱就这么好赚咩!性别歧视啊,我抗议啊!„Idid not change the clothes.”Chen Guangbraces oneselfto say.
“我不换衣服了。”陈光硬着头皮说道。„But your scarf is also quite conspicuous, thisHawaiiancoverallis more conspicuous, will definitely be recognized. Ourwhereaboutshad exposeda moment ago, ifthere is a sense of smellkeenpaparazzi, referred touncertainthis timebeing probableto catch up.”Saying of someJin Shiyuequiteworry.
“但你这围巾也好显眼,这一身夏威夷套装更显眼,肯定会被认出来的。刚才我们两人的行迹已经暴露了,如果有嗅觉敏锐的狗仔队的话,指不定这时候都要赶过来了。”靳诗月颇有些忧心的说道。Jiang Yageis laughing, „, the mysteriousmale and Left and Right HandstwofemalesaltogetherroamingDisney, wheresuchtitlearrives atto wanton the front pageheadline.”江雅歌嘻嘻哈哈着,“就是呢,神秘男子与左右手二女共游迪士尼,这样的标题到哪里都要上头版头条的。”
A Chen Guangpromoter, „ok, was needless saying that Iunderstood.”陈光一推手,“行了,不用说了,我懂。”„Isaid,wecannot choose the skirt? Cannot play?”Chen Guangin the Jiang Yageback, goes all outto pinch the fist, „does not crack a joke, Iwantto strangleyouwith the scarf.”
“我说,咱能不选裙子吗?能别玩了吗?”陈光在江雅歌的背后,拼命捏着拳头,“不开玩笑,我想用围巾勒死你。”„Shiyueis intimate, the good and evilchose a neutralizationpointtome, butthisalso was too rather small a point!”
“还是诗月贴心,好歹给我选了件中性化一点的,但这未免也太小了一点吧!”Scoffs!
嗤啦!
The clotheshave not bought, firstpulls out a sum of money.
得,衣服没买上,先掏一笔钱。WhocalledChen Guangto beonemetereight, the surfacelooked not strong, in the bodyallwas the shankmeat?
谁叫陈光个头还是有个一米八呢,表面看起来不壮,身子里面又全是腱子肉呢?
The statureis good, nowadaysalsobecameworried, othersneutraloccupationsinstall unable to put on!
身材好,现如今也成了苦恼,人家的中性职业装穿不进去啊!Finallyfoundtohimappropriately, no mistake, is the pregnant womanattire.
最终还是给他找到件合适的,没有错,就是孕妇装。Thank God, is not the pink color, attractivesea-blue.
谢天谢地,不是粉色的,漂亮的海蓝色。„Nearthisneckbandlaceiswhatgadget! Iprotested!”
“这领口边的蕾丝是什么玩意儿!我抗议!”„, That sidehasnot to have the lace, buteitheris the pink, eitherbrings the redcherry, your oneselflook at the office.”Jiang Yagelooks at the Chen Guangappearance, reallydoes not dareto make the toobigsound, shewas really about unable to hold.
“哦,那边有没蕾丝的,但要么是粉红色,要么带红樱桃的,你自己看着办吧。”江雅歌看着陈光的样子,要不是实在不敢发出太大的声音,她真快憋不住了。Chen Guangdecidessecretly, thinks that onmysolemnRoyal Annie Shipkills people such as flaxonegeneration of two, thinks that the lord of myExceedingly High Chalice, reducestounexpectedlywearing the pregnant womanattire, thisspecialwhat kind ofpitfather! After going back, mustburnthisclothes, toconsolemymoral integritysoul in heaven!陈光暗下决心,想我堂堂皇家安妮号上杀人如麻的一代二副,想我通天圣杯之主,居然沦落到穿孕妇装,这特么何等的坑爹!回去之后一定要把这件衣服烧了,以告慰我节操的在天之灵!„Right, thenyoumustchangethisclothes, Iilluminatemyshoplifting, in the futurecanbe useful, do not waste.”Jiang Yagemade up such a insidesuddenly.
“对了,回头你得把这衣服换下来,我是照着自己身高买的,将来能用得上,不要浪费。”江雅歌冷不丁在旁边补了这么一句。
A Chen Guangpalm of the handclapson the faceruthlessly, did not go on living, has not letdestroy the corpse and leave no trace!陈光狠狠一巴掌拍自己脸上,活不下去了,还不让毁尸灭迹了!Threepeoplereturned to the parking lottrembling , is a thiefsamein the Chen GuangsmallbrokenVernadirectionflees.
三人战战兢兢回了停车场,又是做贼一样的往陈光的小破瑞纳的方向窜。Thenjustboarded, Chen Guangis preparingto take off the clothes, sidestops a populacegolf.
这才刚上车,陈光正准备脱衣服,旁边哧溜一声又停下一大众高尔夫。Jiang Yagerespondedis extremely quick, the eyeglance, is finding a fellow who wears the duckbill cap, the handgets outwith the listcounter-cannontube.江雅歌反应极快,眼睛一瞥,正瞧见个戴着鸭舌帽的家伙,手拿单反大炮筒下了车。„Paparazzi!”Jiang Yagelowers the sound, the remindersaid.
“狗仔队!”江雅歌压低声音,提醒道。Chen Guangthisis preparingto take off the clothes, onehear of thissounds, nearlynot frighteningare more dead than alive.陈光这正准备脱衣服呢,一听这声音,险些没给吓得一佛出世二佛升天。Inthis time, sidethatpersonis preparingto clashtoward the amusement parkinhasty, actuallysubconsciousonelookstoward the side, findsJiang Yagethateagerlookto look at itselfby the brownback rowplacecar windowcoincidentally.
正在此时,旁边那人正准备急冲冲往游乐园里面冲,却下意识往身旁一望,刚巧瞧见江雅歌那眼巴巴的眼神透过棕色后排座车窗玻璃看着自己。My mother!
我的妈呀!Thisseniorpaparazzi that inquiresto catch up withfirstfrighteningwill jumpin the future, the conditioned reflexis startingto lift the listcounter-cannontube, thisprofessional accomplishment is really is highsendsto refer.
这名问询赶来的资深狗仔队先是给吓得往后一蹦,条件反射着就开始举单反大炮筒,这职业素养真是高得发指。HereChen Guangalsogivesto frighten the faceto turn green, but alsotrades a wool the pregnant womanattire, runs!
这边陈光也给吓得脸发青,还换个毛的孕妇装啊,跑吧!
The Car Godspecial skillstarts, under the bang the accelerator, the ratemeterstraightyoung tiger5000revolutions, smallbrokenVernaburnt the embryoto fleeruthlessly, onlyleft behindoneto choke the nosethick smokerolling.车神特技发动,狠狠轰下油门,转速表直彪五千转,小破瑞纳烧着胎就窜了出去,只留下一阵滚滚呛鼻浓烟。
The paparazziprofessional accomplishmentis high, the car race of Chen Guangconsciousnessis not bad.
狗仔队职业素养高,陈光的飙车意识也不差。
The duckbill capdogyoungcannontubeliftshalf, onlygaveto smokeshortlyis narrowing the car(riage)buttocks.
鸭舌帽狗仔大炮筒才举到一半,就只给熏得眯缝着眼看个车屁股了。Pursue!
追!Alsoisluckily, severalpeople of hereparking lotsare the manualcharges, passed in and out the gatenot to have the parapet, Chen Guangdirectlyto clashto challenge, perhapsotherwisealso can only the rammer.
也是幸好,几人这边的停车场是人工收费,进出门也都没栏杆,陈光直接就冲将了出去,不然恐怕也只能撞杆了。„Howtodaythis daywas! Especiallycompared withgoing to waralsostimulates! In the futurewhowill really wantyourmen, only ifhe himselfis a prominent figure, otherwisewhospecialwill be able to bear!”Chen Guangis sighing, whilebreathes a sigh of reliefslightly, some of hisreallycollapses.
“今天这一天到底是怎么了!特么比打仗还刺激啊!将来谁真要成了你们俩的男人,除非他自己就是个知名人物,不然谁特么受得了啊!”陈光一边感叹着,一边稍微舒了口气,他实在有些崩溃了。Thissayingsaidactually, lets the Jin Jiangtwofemalelooksneatonegloomy.
这话倒是说得实在,却让靳江二女神色齐刷刷一黯。Theseyearstwofemalesare locating the flower season, actuallyneverconsidered that the matter of men and women, has not first met the object who likes, secondlyreallyalsohas the reason in thisaspect.
这些年二女正处花季,却始终不曾考虑男女之事,一来是没遇上喜欢的对象,二来却真也有这方面的原因。Inthistime, the Chen Guangpinus rigidatone, the corner of the eyesplit visionflies, is actually findingthatwhitegolfalsoto clashfrom the parking lotfrom the rear view mirror!
就在这当儿,陈光刚松口气,眼角余光一飞,却正从后视镜瞧见那白色高尔夫也从停车场里冲出来了!As a toppaparazzi, the laceamusementdoes not record, fromfront pageheadlinesonear, howcanlet up the opportunity of soaring!
身为一名顶级狗仔队,哦不,花边娱记,距离头版头条是如此的近,怎能放过一飞冲天的机会!Does not shootto the pointhas the picture of solid stuff, vows not to rest!
不拍到点有干货的照片,誓不罢休!Thatmy dear friendalsosent, unexpectedlypursued!
那位仁兄也是发了哼,居然追出来了!In the Chen Guangnosesnort/hum does wantto pursueme?陈光鼻子里哼了一声想追我?Jiang YageopensFerrari488to pursuemenoton, depends on your smallbrokengolf?江雅歌开着法拉利488都追我不上,就凭你这小破高尔夫?Don't make?
别闹了好吗?Whatin front of you are starts workinvincibleCar God that a day100,000silver dollarsdeposit?
你前面的是开班一天十万现大洋入账的无敌车神好吗?
After 15minutes, the Chen GuangCar Godprofessionannounced the avalancheagain.
十五分钟后,陈光的车神生涯再度宣告雪崩。
The motheregg, youcheat, is2.0brings the tturbochargingsmallsteelartilleryforwool your golf! Rather than1.6 lin linefourcylinders!
妈蛋,你作弊啊,为毛你这高尔夫是2.0带t的涡轮增压小钢炮!而不是1.6l的直列四缸!Thisgrandsonhundredkilometersincrease speedto want6.9seconds, runsinthiscomprehensivestate of roads, in the situation of not violating regulations, notFarrasspreadmany!
这孙子百公里提速只要六点九秒,在这个综合路况上跑起来,又不违章的情况下,并不比法拉利差多少啊!Idie with injustice unredressed!
我死不瞑目啊!Did not have the method, wantsto throw offhim, can only old trickheavy.
没法子了,想甩掉他,只能故技重施了。
The Chen Guangfacesinks, „two, remembertiesa while the seat belt, wemustgo tophoenixQuanshan.”陈光脸一沉,“二位,等会儿记得把安全带都系上,我们又要去凤泉山了。”
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