CGA :: Volume #2

#195: 1 day of avalanche


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Run! 跑! Did not explain! 不解释! Without hesitation, Chen Guang hurrying makes Jin Shiyue wear the mask to turn head to run. 毫不犹豫,陈光赶紧让靳诗月戴上口罩扭头就跑。 Chen Guang draws two people to rush two steps toward the distant place, police comrade of this nearly collapse has covered the face to squat on the ground cries aloud. 陈光拉着两人往远处奔出去两步,这位近乎崩溃的警察同志已经捂着脸蹲在地上哭出声来了。 WTF, really dying loyal powdered iron! 卧槽,真是死忠铁粉啊! I can understand a point slightly you, changes my junior middle school time sees C Luo, was supposing is also no better, but now I am a victim! 我稍微能理解一点你,换我初中的时候看到c罗,估摸着也好不到哪里去,但现在我可是受害者啊! Police comrade! Has a look at your police uniform! You can not add to the chaos! You must do right by your own occupation!” Chen Guang flings such a by far, the person brings two women/girls to rush to about 20-30 meters. “警察同志!看看你身上的警服!你能别添乱了么!你得对得起你自己的职业!”陈光远远甩出来这么一句,人却已经带着两女奔到20-30米开外去了。 Also is luckily, above this avenue the crowd is not crowded, in addition Chen Guang responded is quick enough, although many people were filled with the doubt looks that squatted covers the face police comrade of sob on the ground, but has not pursued eventually. 也是幸好,这大街之上人群并没有那么密集,加上陈光反应够快,虽然有不少人满心狐疑的看着蹲在地上掩面哭泣的警察同志,但终究是没追过来。 The police gave to hit to cry, should this one male and two female savage? 警察都给打哭了呢,这一男二女该有多凶残? Do not mind others'business! 千万不要多管闲事! Three people dash about wildly, when passing by a clothing store, gripped, anything did not say that first replaces, but must return to the amusement park to drive away the car(riage). 三人又是一路狂奔,在路过一服装店时,更一头扎了进去,啥也不说了,先换装吧,还得回游乐场把车开走呢。 On the Jin Jiang two females the cash of belt/bring is also many, although is seemingly suspicious, but is actually generous, from the start did not have bargaining counter-offer saying, was choosy slightly, made Chen Guang take the clothes to directly soar the counter, bought, traded immediately first puts on, the person in clothing store had money to gain, pours has not asked that 靳江二女身上带的现金也是不少,虽然看起来形迹可疑,但却出手大方,压根就没讲价还价这一说,稍微挑挑拣拣,就让陈光拿着衣服直奔柜台,掏钱买了,立马换身上先穿着,服装店的人有钱赚,倒也没多问, Also really let alone, this two women/girls simply is the natural clothes rack, the clothes that chooses casually, put on appear send slender, is attractive. 还真别说,这两女简直就是天然的衣服架子,随随便便选的衣服,穿身上都显得窈窕有致,非常好看。 Then the issue came, does not have the men's wear shop for wool this all the way! 那么问题来了,为毛这一路上都没有男装店! The money of woman is so good to gain! The sexual discrimination, I protested! 女人的钱就这么好赚咩!性别歧视啊,我抗议啊! I did not change the clothes.” Chen Guang braces oneself to say. “我不换衣服了。”陈光硬着头皮说道。 But your scarf is also quite conspicuous, this Hawaiian coverall is more conspicuous, will definitely be recognized. Our whereabouts had exposed a moment ago, if there is a sense of smell keen paparazzi, referred to uncertain this time being probable to catch up.” Saying of some Jin Shiyue quite worry. “但你这围巾也好显眼,这一身夏威夷套装更显眼,肯定会被认出来的。刚才我们两人的行迹已经暴露了,如果有嗅觉敏锐的狗仔队的话,指不定这时候都要赶过来了。”靳诗月颇有些忧心的说道。 Jiang Yage is laughing, „, the mysterious male and Left and Right Hands two females altogether roaming Disney, where such title arrives at to want on the front page headline.” 江雅歌嘻嘻哈哈着,“就是呢,神秘男子与左右手二女共游迪士尼,这样的标题到哪里都要上头版头条的。” A Chen Guang promoter, ok, was needless saying that I understood.” 陈光一推手,“行了,不用说了,我懂。” I said, we can not choose the skirt? Can not play?” Chen Guang in the Jiang Yage back, goes all out to pinch the fist, does not crack a joke, I want to strangle you with the scarf.” “我说,咱能不选裙子吗?能别玩了吗?”陈光江雅歌的背后,拼命捏着拳头,“不开玩笑,我想用围巾勒死你。” Shiyue is intimate, the good and evil chose a neutralization point to me, but this also was too rather small a point!” “还是诗月贴心,好歹给我选了件中性化一点的,但这未免也太小了一点吧!” Scoffs! 嗤啦! The clothes have not bought, first pulls out a sum of money. 得,衣服没买上,先掏一笔钱。 Who called Chen Guang to be one meter eight, the surface looked not strong, in the body all was the shank meat? 谁叫陈光个头还是有个一米八呢,表面看起来不壮,身子里面又全是腱子肉呢? The stature is good, nowadays also became worried, others neutral occupations install unable to put on! 身材好,现如今也成了苦恼,人家的中性职业装穿不进去啊! Finally found to him appropriately, no mistake, is the pregnant woman attire. 最终还是给他找到件合适的,没有错,就是孕妇装。 Thank God, is not the pink color, attractive sea-blue. 谢天谢地,不是粉色的,漂亮的海蓝色。 Near this neckband lace is what gadget! I protested!” “这领口边的蕾丝是什么玩意儿!我抗议!” „, That side has not to have the lace, but either is the pink, either brings the red cherry, your oneself look at the office.” Jiang Yage looks at the Chen Guang appearance, really does not dare to make the too big sound, she was really about unable to hold. “哦,那边有没蕾丝的,但要么是粉红色,要么带红樱桃的,你自己看着办吧。”江雅歌看着陈光的样子,要不是实在不敢发出太大的声音,她真快憋不住了。 Chen Guang decides secretly, thinks that on my solemn Royal Annie Ship kills people such as flax one generation of two, thinks that the lord of my Exceedingly High Chalice, reduces to unexpectedly wearing the pregnant woman attire, this special what kind of pit father! After going back, must burn this clothes, to console my moral integrity soul in heaven! 陈光暗下决心,想我堂堂皇家安妮号上杀人如麻的一代二副,想我通天圣杯之主,居然沦落到穿孕妇装,这特么何等的坑爹!回去之后一定要把这件衣服烧了,以告慰我节操的在天之灵! Right, then you must change this clothes, I illuminate my shoplifting, in the future can be useful, do not waste.” Jiang Yage made up such a in side suddenly. “对了,回头你得把这衣服换下来,我是照着自己身高买的,将来能用得上,不要浪费。”江雅歌冷不丁在旁边补了这么一句。 A Chen Guang palm of the hand claps on the face ruthlessly, did not go on living, has not let destroy the corpse and leave no trace! 陈光狠狠一巴掌拍自己脸上,活不下去了,还不让毁尸灭迹了! Three people returned to the parking lot trembling , is a thief same in the Chen Guang small broken Verna direction flees. 三人战战兢兢回了停车场,又是做贼一样的往陈光的小破瑞纳的方向窜。 Then just boarded, Chen Guang is preparing to take off the clothes, side stops a populace golf. 这才刚上车,陈光正准备脱衣服,旁边哧溜一声又停下一大众高尔夫。 Jiang Yage responded is extremely quick, the eye glance, is finding a fellow who wears the duckbill cap, the hand gets out with the list counter- cannon tube. 江雅歌反应极快,眼睛一瞥,正瞧见个戴着鸭舌帽的家伙,手拿单反大炮筒下了车。 Paparazzi!” Jiang Yage lowers the sound, the reminder said. “狗仔队!”江雅歌压低声音,提醒道。 Chen Guang this is preparing to take off the clothes, one hear of this sounds, nearly not frightening are more dead than alive. 陈光这正准备脱衣服呢,一听这声音,险些没给吓得一佛出世二佛升天。 In this time, side that person is preparing to clash toward the amusement park in hasty, actually subconscious one looks toward the side, finds Jiang Yage that eager look to look at itself by the brown back row place car window coincidentally. 正在此时,旁边那人正准备急冲冲往游乐园里面冲,却下意识往身旁一望,刚巧瞧见江雅歌那眼巴巴的眼神透过棕色后排座车窗玻璃看着自己。 My mother! 我的妈呀! This senior paparazzi that inquires to catch up with first frightening will jump in the future, the conditioned reflex is starting to lift the list counter- cannon tube, this professional accomplishment is really is high sends to refer. 这名问询赶来的资深狗仔队先是给吓得往后一蹦,条件反射着就开始举单反大炮筒,这职业素养真是高得发指。 Here Chen Guang also gives to frighten the face to turn green, but also trades a wool the pregnant woman attire, runs! 这边陈光也给吓得脸发青,还换个毛的孕妇装啊,跑吧! The Car God special skill starts, under the bang the accelerator, the ratemeter straight young tiger 5000 revolutions, small broken Verna burnt the embryo to flee ruthlessly, only left behind one to choke the nose thick smoke rolling. 车神特技发动,狠狠轰下油门,转速表直彪五千转,小破瑞纳烧着胎就窜了出去,只留下一阵滚滚呛鼻浓烟。 The paparazzi professional accomplishment is high, the car race of Chen Guang consciousness is not bad. 狗仔队职业素养高,陈光的飙车意识也不差。 The duckbill cap dog young cannon tube lifts half, only gave to smoke shortly is narrowing the car(riage) buttocks. 鸭舌帽狗仔大炮筒才举到一半,就只给熏得眯缝着眼看个车屁股了。 Pursue! 追! Also is luckily, several people of here parking lots are the manual charges, passed in and out the gate not to have the parapet, Chen Guang directly to clash to challenge, perhaps otherwise also can only the rammer. 也是幸好,几人这边的停车场是人工收费,进出门也都没栏杆,陈光直接就冲将了出去,不然恐怕也只能撞杆了。 How today this day was! Especially compared with going to war also stimulates! In the future who will really want your men, only if he himself is a prominent figure, otherwise who special will be able to bear!” Chen Guang is sighing, while breathes a sigh of relief slightly, some of his really collapses. “今天这一天到底是怎么了!特么比打仗还刺激啊!将来谁真要成了你们俩的男人,除非他自己就是个知名人物,不然谁特么受得了啊!”陈光一边感叹着,一边稍微舒了口气,他实在有些崩溃了。 This saying said actually, lets the Jin Jiang two female looks neat one gloomy. 这话倒是说得实在,却让靳江二女神色齐刷刷一黯。 These years two females are locating the flower season, actually never considered that the matter of men and women, has not first met the object who likes, secondly really also has the reason in this aspect. 这些年二女正处花季,却始终不曾考虑男女之事,一来是没遇上喜欢的对象,二来却真也有这方面的原因。 In this time, the Chen Guang pinus rigida tone, the corner of the eye split vision flies, is actually finding that white golf also to clash from the parking lot from the rear view mirror! 就在这当儿,陈光刚松口气,眼角余光一飞,却正从后视镜瞧见那白色高尔夫也从停车场里冲出来了! As a top paparazzi , the lace amusement does not record, from front page headline so near, how can let up the opportunity of soaring! 身为一名顶级狗仔队,哦不,花边娱记,距离头版头条是如此的近,怎能放过一飞冲天的机会! Does not shoot to the point has the picture of solid stuff, vows not to rest! 不拍到点有干货的照片,誓不罢休! That my dear friend also sent, unexpectedly pursued! 那位仁兄也是发了哼,居然追出来了! In the Chen Guang nose snort/hum does want to pursue me? 陈光鼻子里哼了一声想追我? Jiang Yage opens Ferrari 488 to pursue me not on, depends on your small broken golf? 江雅歌开着法拉利488都追我不上,就凭你这小破高尔夫? Don't make? 别闹了好吗? What in front of you are starts work invincible Car God that a day 100,000 silver dollars deposit? 你前面的是开班一天十万现大洋入账的无敌车神好吗? After 15 minutes, the Chen Guang Car God profession announced the avalanche again. 十五分钟后,陈光车神生涯再度宣告雪崩。 The mother egg, you cheat, is 2.0 brings the t turbocharging small steel artillery for wool your golf! Rather than 1.6 l in line four cylinders! 妈蛋,你作弊啊,为毛你这高尔夫是2.0带t的涡轮增压小钢炮!而不是1.6l的直列四缸! This grandson hundred kilometers increase speed to want 6.9 seconds, runs in this comprehensive state of roads, in the situation of not violating regulations, not Farras spread many! 这孙子百公里提速只要六点九秒,在这个综合路况上跑起来,又不违章的情况下,并不比法拉利差多少啊! I die with injustice unredressed! 我死不瞑目啊! Did not have the method, wants to throw off him, can only old trick heavy. 没法子了,想甩掉他,只能故技重施了。 The Chen Guang face sinks, two, remember ties a while the seat belt, we must go to phoenix Quanshan.” 陈光脸一沉,“二位,等会儿记得把安全带都系上,我们又要去凤泉山了。”
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