BFAMMGS :: Volume #2

#132: Lover dog


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5 guests who 10 : 00 pm, Liu Lan collects temporarily arrive in full completely. 晚上 10 点,刘澜临时凑来的五位客人全部到齐。 Jiang Qi does not remember two guests who name is a pair of lover, before has played «Mask club», «Kitchen God Competition» and several new detective script. These two personality is quite shy, after shop, to/clashes the people to nod with a smile, said sentence play evening's inside, no longer spoke. 江祺不记得姓名的两位客人是一对情侣,之前玩过《面具club》,《厨神争霸赛》和几个新手推理本。这两人性格都比较腼腆,到店后只是笑着冲众人点点头,说了句自己来玩晚上的内侧本的,就不再说话。 The palace when last catches up in a hurry after the bar arrives brillant, Liu Lan leads six people including king two him to go upstairs, starts to measure the itself/Ben. 等最后一个从酒吧匆匆赶过来的宫晔到后,刘澜领着包括王二丫在内的六人上楼,开始测本。 Idle Jiang Qi stays in a building, calls to ask where the Jiang Bing business license and other relevant paperworks manage. 无所事事的江祺留在一楼,打电话问江冰营业执照等相关证件在哪儿办。 This thing Jiang Bing is quite ripe. 这种东西江冰比较熟。 11 points, Huang Fugui was responsible for that car(riage) pleasure script finishing. 11点,黄富贵负责那车欢乐本结束。 11:27, Qin resplendent responsible ordinary detective script conclusion. 11点27分,秦灿负责的普通推理本结束。 1:13, Johann's responsible hard core detective script finished. 1点13分,老约翰负责的硬核推理本结束。 Huang Fugui after the finished, Jiang Qi fished many sauced tastes to him, making him bring to go back to give everyone, when the garnishing of tomorrow's breakfast will eat. 黄富贵的本结束后,江祺给他捞了不少卤味,让他带回去给大家当明天早餐的配菜吃。 When 1 : 30 Johann confirmed the health in shop to have no issue, after feeling relieved went home, a building only remains Jiang Qi one person. 等1:30老约翰确认完店里的卫生没有任何问题,放心回家后,一楼就只剩江祺一人。 For a long time without stays up late and other Jiang Qi of time to be sleepy idly, sits on like the high school attended a lecture to get sleepy in the mathematical class hour of onstage not, the head supports is keeping nodding to get sleepy. 好久没这么无所事事地熬夜等时间的江祺困得不行,坐在前台像高中上数学课时听课犯困那样不,头撑着不停地点头犯困。 On the high school the mathematical class hour gets sleepy, has to stand in the math teacher who on the stage teaches, with mysteriously appearing and disappearing does not know when will appear in the back door teacher in charge as the deterrent. 高中上数学课时犯困,有站在台上讲课的数学老师,和神出鬼没不知道何时会出现在后门的班主任作为威慑。 Jiang Qi now is a boss, he must doze off Lili not to dare to disturb him. This comes not to lock greatly late, turning on a light, sitting gets sleepy in the onstage is also very safe, has Lili to assume personal command in the shop, if in the shop the person came what thief and robber is the safety of opposite party is quite on the contrary anxious. 江祺现在是老板,他要打瞌睡丽丽都不敢打扰他。况且这大晚上门不锁,亮着灯,坐在前台犯困也挺安全,有丽丽在店里坐镇,要是店里人来了什么小偷和劫匪反倒是对方的安全比较让人担忧。 No extra worries, can feel relieved Jiang Qi that dozes off first planted quickly, fell into the dream. 没有任何后顾之忧,可以放心打瞌睡的江祺很快就头一栽,陷入了梦想。 When he wakes up again was hit to awake by Liu Lan. 等他再次醒来的时候是被刘澜打醒的。 Jiang Qi, Jiang Qi awakes! Awoke? Awakes quickly, immediately must enter last to be about to change the clothes to deduct.” 江祺,江祺醒醒!啪,醒了没?啪,快醒醒,马上要进最后一幕了快上去换衣服要演绎了。” „?” Jiang Qi bewildered raised the head, felt how oneself just now fall asleep for one second to arrive at the final link, the subconsciousness touches own face. “啊?”江祺一脸茫然地抬头,感觉自己才刚睡着一秒怎么就到最后环节了,下意识摸了摸自己的脸。 It is not sore, Liu Lan had not just applied makeup. 诶,不疼,刘澜刚刚没打脸。 Then Jiang Qi felt hurting on arm. 然后江祺就感觉到了胳膊上的疼。 Really studies broadcasting worthily, what the elective course elects is dragon and lion dance, the strength of hand is really big. 真不愧是学播音主持,选修课选的是舞龙舞狮的,手劲真大。 Is about to change the clothes.” Liu Lan urged, they wrote in the riddle of solution last checkpoint.” “快上去换衣服。”刘澜催促道,“他们在解最后一个关卡的谜题了。” Jiang Qi was drawn to change the clothes by Liu Lan blurry. 江祺迷迷糊糊地被刘澜拉上去换衣服。 Although the clothes of dead spirit master seem like an ordinary sorcerer robe, with huge crowds of people in fact wraps oneself solid, but also is very thick. 亡灵法师的衣服虽然看上去就是一普通的巫师袍,实际上里三层外三层把自己包的严严实实的,还挺厚。 The Jiang Qi wear sobered, looks at the cell phone, 5 : 00 am. 江祺穿着穿着就清醒了,一看手机,凌晨 5 点。 Liu Lan reported at least 20 news to him, hits voice call that 3 had not answered, is urges him to come up to change the clothes quickly, finally Jiang Qi rests too deadly, has not awaked obstinately. 刘澜给他发了至少20条消息,打了三个未接的语音电话,都是催他赶快上来换衣服,结果江祺睡得太死,愣是没醒。 No wonder Liu Lan was so a moment ago anxious, the Palestinian slap makes an effort. 难怪刘澜刚才那么急,巴掌扇得那么用力。 However, if he did not remember incorrectly, this script is 10 : 00 pm opens. 不过,如果他没记错的话,这个本是晚上 10 点开。 Deletes massive useless alleviations, unexpectedly also met for seven hours prepared to enter last, this script time-consuming to catch up with hard core detective script quickly. 删大量无用的缓解,居然还会七個小时才准备进最后一幕,这个本的耗时都快赶上硬核推理本了。 It is not cost-effective. 不划算。 Jiang Qi decided that this script half snow conceals, does not recommend, but guest , to play him not to stop. 江祺决定把这个本半雪藏,不推荐,但客人如果想玩他也不阻拦。 The this script maximum value had pulled out the card to pull out in any case by him, the stone pot may one time sauced over a hundred jin (0.5 kg) internal organs, 8 hours a pot, even if a day only has two pots, if sells out versatilely is still hard to imagine the sudden and huge profits. 反正这个本的最大价值已经被他抽卡抽出来了,石锅一次性可卤上百斤的内脏,八小时一锅,就算一天只出两锅,如果全能卖光也是难以想象暴利。 After changing the clothes, Jiang Qi moves the neck, is a little sore, must tilt the head slightly is comfortable. 换好衣服后,江祺动了动脖子,有点疼,得稍微歪着头才舒服。 Was just to the posture of distortion crawl in the onstage rests was so long, rests to get a stiff neck. 想必是刚刚以那么扭曲的姿势爬在前台上睡了那么久,睡落枕了。 Jiang Qi is tilting the head, the wear changes the clothes of good disclosing innermost feelings sorceress to come out. 江祺歪着头,穿着换好的剖心女巫的衣服出来。 Liu Lan is locking in the book size room entrance listens to inside advancement, the time is preparing to go in exactly. 刘澜正锁在开本房间门口听里面的进程,恰着时间准备进去。 When enters last?” Jiang Qi asked. “什么时候进最后一幕?”江祺问道。 Most three minutes, last in which room?” “最多三分钟,最后一幕在哪个房间里?” In the room in 1 building, I do not get down to adjust dark was enough the light, that pot more than 200 jin (0.5 kg) we cannot move.” Jiang Qi said. “不在房间里就在一楼,我下去把灯光调暗就行,那口锅两百多斤我们搬不上来。”江祺道。 Also ok.” Liu Lan nods, prepares to go, went in left behind one before. “也行。”刘澜点点头,准备进去了,进去之前留下一句。 Your this is tilting the head develops the method of sorceress to be good, looks is the villain.” “你这个歪着头演女巫的方法不错,一看就是反派。” Jiang Qi:...... 江祺:…… My this was gets a stiff neck. 我这是落枕了。 Hasn't seen the dead spirit master to get a stiff neck? 没见过亡灵法师落枕吗? The Jiang dead spirit master who gets a stiff neck arrives at a building, adjusts secretly the light, prepares the plate and chopsticks, lifts the wooden lid, admits in the pot to stir the big colander. 落枕的江姓亡灵法师走到一楼,把灯光调暗,准备好盘和筷子,把木盖掀开,将大漏勺放进锅里搅拌。 He also wants to respect the original plot, making the players select a liking item jar, when the tableware eats. But he thought that such delicious sauced taste internal organs, were really a pity with this type of gastric disorder tableware, these artware the jar of rank makes them place in the warehouse to be covered with dust. 原本他还想尊重原剧情,让玩家们挑一个喜欢的道具罐子当餐具吃。但他又觉得这么好吃的卤味内脏,配这种反胃餐具真是可惜了,那些‘艺术品’级别的罐子就让他们放在仓库里吃灰吧。 In the building, five besides king two him overcame an obstacle somewhat rushed to was stranded the formidables to smell suddenly greeted the nostrils the fragrance. 楼上,除了王二丫外五个闯关已经闯得有些困了的勇者们突然闻到了扑鼻了香味。 Is the sauced vegetable/dish taste! 是卤菜味! Now around 5 : 00, have calculated that the time rounded up also arrived time that had the breakfast. 现在已经五点多,算算时间四舍五入也到了吃早饭的时间。 Almost while smelling fragrance, in the mind of people appears all kinds of sauced vegetables/dishes. 几乎是在闻到香味的同时,众人的脑海中浮现出各式各样的卤菜。 Beef, tonguefish, duck neck, potato, lotus root, duck claw, duck wing, tripe...... 牛肉,牛舌,鸭脖,土豆,藕,鸭爪,鸭翅,毛肚…… Even gives back to the color of thick gravy these sauced vegetables/dishes were joined to them to like. 甚至还给这些卤菜配上了他们喜欢的卤汁的颜色。 The palace swallowed a saliva brillant subconsciously. 宫晔下意识咽了口口水。 Quite fragrant.” The palace said after a sigh brillant, which sauced food shop, started doing business early.” “好香啊。”宫晔感叹道,“哪家卤菜店啊,这么早开业。” Yes, really quite fragrant!” The orange also swallowed a saliva, „, or finished us buying.” “是啊,真的好香啊!”橙子也咽了口口水,“要不等结束了我们去买点吧。” This proposition obtained the unanimous approval of people. 这个提议得到了众人的一致认同。 Is saying the interlude lines but no one listening Liu Lan:...... 正在说过场台词但根本就没有人在听的刘澜:…… Ok, this broke this time is so long her blooms the hemp, put to eat the self-service sauced taste everyone earlier. 算了,这个破本时间这么长把她都开麻了,还是早点把大家放下去吃自助卤味吧。 „The hut of sorceress in the front, everyone, please come with me.” Then, Liu Lan leads six people to go downstairs. “女巫的小屋就在前方,各位,请跟我来吧。”说罢,刘澜就领着六人下楼。 Zhou Yuan also thinks that wants to do what terrifying link finally, on the one hand grasps the orange to the other hand grasp king two him discretely, periphery the careful observation guarded npc ghost who suddenly jumps. 周媛还以为是要在最后搞什么恐怖环节,非常谨慎地一手抓着橙子一手抓着王二丫,一路小心观察周围谨防突然跳出来的npc鬼。 In the building to downstairs few roads, the people have not actually gone down the staircase completely, looked at a sorceress to dress up, is stirring stone pot Jiang Qi. 楼上到楼下其实也没几步路,众人还没完全走下楼梯,就看了一身女巫装扮,正在搅拌石锅的江祺 Because really cannot smile Liu Lan with the villain laughter, the Jiang Qi choice does not smile. 由于实在笑不出刘澜同款反派笑声,江祺选择不笑。 To be honest, if this scene removes certain elements is very terrifying. 说句实话,这个场景如果排除某些元素的话还挺恐怖的。 Five points, the outside day just had a trivial light, the overall is dark. Jiang Qi lags behind 1 building all window blinds, the extra lamp switches off completely, only keeps one of the top of the head. 五点,外面天刚有一丝微光,总体还是黑暗。江祺又把一楼所有的窗帘拉下,多余的灯全部关掉,只留头顶的一盏。 Under pale yellow light, the mysterious sorceress who only then a wear is tilting the head strangely, is staring at deep plain big stone pot, stirring strange deep color liquid. 昏黄的灯光下,只有一个穿着古怪歪着头的神秘女巫,正盯着一口深色古朴的大石锅,不停的搅拌奇怪的深色液体。 Only pitifully, 6 people on the scene have the sense of smell. 只可惜,在场的六个人都有嗅觉。 Their eyes cannot recognize, but their noses told them clearly, the source of fragrance came from this pot. 他们眼睛认不出来,但他们的鼻子清清楚楚的告诉他们,香味的源头就来自这口锅。 This is not the demon medicine pot of sorceress, this is the delicious sauced vegetable/dish pot. 这不是女巫的魔药锅,这是好吃的卤菜锅。 Who can have the fear to a pot sauced vegetable/dish? 有谁能对一锅卤菜产生恐惧呢? This pot sauced vegetable/dish heard that not to mention the thief is delicious. 更别提這锅卤菜聞起来还贼好吃。 The palace swallowed saliva brillant. 宫晔又咽了一口口水。 The lovers female low voice said to the boyfriend: Originally just fragrance was the sauced vegetable/dish of sorceress, can we eat?” 情侣女小声对男朋友说:“原来刚刚的香味是女巫的卤菜呀,我们可以吃吗?” Is preparing Jiang Qi of excuse:...... 正準备说词的江祺:…… We separated nearly you not to speak low voice, the present is 5 : 00 am, the outside day black birdcall even did not have, the speaking voice was small he to hear. 咱们隔这么近你就别小声说话了,现在是凌晨5点,外面天都还是黑的连鸟叫声都没有,说话声再小他都能听见。 Jiang Qi is pondering over at heart, he should now gloomy smiles several, making everyone realize that he is the ultimate big villain in this script. 江祺在心里琢磨,他现在是不是应该阴森森的笑几声,让大家意识到他是这个本里的终极大反派。 He thinks, the hand while online raises the colander subconsciously, bails out two duck gizzards, 3 chicken hearts, 1 pig's intestines and half ox heart. 他一边这么想,手一边下意识地将漏勺网上提,捞出两个鸭胗,三颗鸡心,一节肥肠和半颗牛心。 Everyone stares stares at the sauced taste in colander, in the brain only has a thought. 所有人都直勾勾地盯着漏勺里的卤味,脑子里只有一个念头。 The quality of sauced is so good, should be very delicious? 卤的成色这么好,应该很好吃吧? Jiang Qi notices everyone's line of sight, originally swallows back to the laughter and lines of mouth, temporarily changes: Eats?” 江祺注意到大家的视线,原本到嘴边的笑声和台词又咽了回去,临时改成:“吃吗?” Eats!” “吃!” Eats!” “吃吃吃!” The people actively responded, just had sauced taste feast some time ago, ate itself king two him who supported also to be positive the end plate. 众人积极响应,就连不久前刚吃了一顿卤味大餐,把自己吃撑的王二丫也积极端盘。 Steals the slicing meat master of heart sorceress and dead spirit master again incarnation for self-service barbecue restaurant, starts to give everyone to slice meat. 偷心女巫兼亡灵法师再度化身为自助烤肉餐厅的切肉师傅,开始给大家切肉。 Ox heart who does not eat?” “牛心有谁是不吃的吗?” Eats, my anything eats!” “吃吃吃,我啥都吃!” I am also!” “我也是!” Who does not eat to give me!” “有谁不吃可以给我啊!” ...... …… An ox heart gets into the stomach, Zhou Yuan cheers: Sorceress Sir, starting today I am you most faithful follower, comes two pieces to be good again?” 一口牛心下肚,周媛欢呼:“女巫大人,从今天开始我就是您最忠实的信徒,再来两片行不行?” Jiang Qi:...... 江祺:…… Jiang Qi cut two pieces to Zhou Yuan. 江祺给周媛又切了两片。 Because everyone does not select food, bails out anything to eat anything, eating also the thief is quick. Jiang Qi soon discovered, the speed that his slicing meat master slices meat cannot keep up with the speed that everyone eats completely. 由于大家都不挑食,捞出啥吃啥,吃得还贼快。江祺很快就发现,他这个切肉师傅切肉的速度完全跟不上大伙儿吃的速度。 In order to many quicker eating to sauced taste, the words that praised the sorceress variously like did not ask for money to scatter outward. 为了能更多更快的吃到卤味,各种各样夸赞女巫的话像不要钱一样地往外撒。 Sorceress Sir, you should be the most powerhouse of this world, I am willing to be you most loyal follower!” “女巫大人,您才应该是这个世间的最强者,我愿意做您最忠心的追随者!” Sorceress Sir, I am you most faithful follower!” “女巫大人,我才是你最忠实的信徒啊!” Sorceress Sir, I will go to the capital city to help you propagandize tomorrow!” “女巫大人,我明天就去都城帮您宣传!” Sorceress Sir, I am willing to make your dog!” “女巫大人,我愿意做您的狗!” Jiang Qi:? 江祺:? Other five people:? 其余五人:? The online obscene talk said that incautiously in the lover male who in the real life said:...... 网上骚话说多了,一不小心在现实生活中说出来的情侣男:…… Jiang Qi looked in share that in this buddy such society dies, fished a ladle to him conveniently, is the chicken heart duck gizzard and so on small thing, do not cut. 江祺看在这哥们这么社死的份上,随手给他捞了一勺子,全是鸡心鸭胗之类的小玩意,没有要切的。 Other four people excluding king two him:? 除王二丫外的其余四人:? Sorceress Sir, I am also willing to make your dog, I and he make the lover dog together!” The lover female blurted out. “女巫大人,我也愿意做您的狗,我和他一起做情侣狗!”情侣女脱口而出。 Jiang Qi:??? 江祺:??? 7017 k 7017k
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