August 9 on Saturday, Yin. 8月9日星期六,阴。 10 : 00 am, Starry River Scenario Club crew ( including Lili ) king outstanding, all appears in the movie theater away shop newly-opened market 7 km away. 上午10点,星河剧本社全体工作人员(包括丽丽在内)加王卓,全部出现在距店7公里以外的新开商场的电影院内。 Why as for obviously is theoretically only then a Liu Lan person rests, now actually turns into the shop group to construct, that also wants the Conghua manure pit to mention. 至于为什么明明是理论上只有刘澜一人休息,现在却变成全店团建,那还要从化粪池说起。 Near the scenario shop septic tank exploded. 剧本店边上的化粪池炸了。 How the septic tank explodes, no one knows, in the shop owner group of alley has wide divided opinions. Some people said that the septic tank was selected the firecrackers to explode by the bear child, but this view encountered the consistent opposition of people. 化粪池是怎么炸的,没人知道,小巷的店家群里众说纷纭。有人说化粪池是被熊孩子点鞭炮炸的,但这个说法遭到了众人的一致反对。 Not to mention can under septic tank be found and firecrackers by the bear child blasts, said that this septic tank is liangsan : 00 am explodes, which family/home bear child liangsan : 00 am did not sleep, takes the skewer firecrackers to look for the septic tank point everywhere. 暂且不说地底下的化粪池能不能被熊孩子找到并点鞭炮炸掉,就说这化粪池是凌晨两三点炸的,谁家熊孩子凌晨两三点不睡觉,拿了串鞭炮到处找化粪池点啊。 Everyone thought that is a drunkard smokes in the roadside late at night, child in throws the cigarette butt toward the well shutter, causing the possibility that the septic tank explodes is quite high. 大家都觉得是一个醉鬼半夜三更在路边抽烟,往井盖子里扔烟头,导致化粪池爆炸的可能性比较高。 The cause is anything is unimportant, finally was alley nearby shop and resident encountered in the news very rare septic tank explosion. The entire alley excrement water crossflow, stinks to high heaven, the servicemen have hurried to the urgent service, but in can one day fix the unknown. 起因是什么已经不重要了,结果就是小巷附近的店铺和居民遭遇了新闻上都很罕见的化粪池爆炸事件。整条小巷粪水横流,臭气熏天,维修人员已经赶去紧急维修,但一天内能不能修好还是未知数。 All shops in alley close completely for day, can 2nd day restore operations to depend on the street of 2nd day to stop over. 小巷内的所有店铺全部关门一天,第二天能不能恢复营业取决于第二天的街道能不能落脚。 Jiang Qi in receiving the news earliest possible time reports the news in this/Ben crowd, announced that today suspends operations, explained the reason that while convenient temporary cessation of business is because the septic tank exploded. 江祺在收到消息的第一时间就在约本群里发消息,宣布今日暂停营业,顺便说明暂停营业的原因是因为化粪池炸了。 Then in this/Ben crowd a piece hahahaha. 然后约本群里一片哈哈哈哈哈哈。 Some nearby guest said that although the scenario shop does not do business, but he must pass to look at one. For other, actually after to have a look at the septic tank exploded is not what appearance. 有住附近的客人表示,虽然剧本店不营业,但他一定要过去看一眼。不为别的,就为看看化粪池炸了之后究竟是什么模样。 Liu Lan is the entire shop knows person who earliest the septic tank explodes, her day bright had not been awaked smelly. 刘澜是全店最早知道化粪池炸的人,她天没亮就被臭醒了。 She lives in a building. 她家住一楼。 Raises while convenient, because yesterday evening was not very hot, Liu Lan slept has not turned on air conditioning- she opened the window. 顺带一提,由于昨天晚上不是很热,刘澜睡觉没有开空调-她开了窗户。 In discussed after Jiang Qi simply, Liu Lan private chatted all same day to put together this guest, explained the reason, the viewer person own time, helping them this move over the next several days the suitable time, simultaneously gave preferential benefit to 30 Yuan to everyone. 在和江祺简单商量之后,刘澜私聊了所有当天拼好本的客人,说明了原因,看客人自己的时间,帮他们把本挪到了未来几天适合的时间段,同时给每人优惠30元。 Because shop temporary cessation of business is not shop's issue, is the force majeure factor. Because the septic tank exploded, therefore causes the shop to close down business is really funny, the 1st replies of all guests basically are „ha, laughed at me”, then and Liu Lan discussed the time. 由于店铺暂停营业不是店铺本身的问题,是不可抗力因素。而且因为化粪池炸了所以导致店铺停业实在是过于好笑,所有客人的第一句回复基本上都是“哈哈哈哈哈,笑死我了”,然后再和刘澜商量时间。 Although the septic tank exploded, but Jiang Qi and king two he had promised Lili to lead her yesterday evening to watch the movie this morning. If the ordinary child, the parents, elders and friend have the matter temporarily his long-awaited going out to the pigeon, the child makes a tearful scene at most, not happy several days. 虽然化粪池炸了,但江祺和王二丫昨天晚上已经答应了丽丽今天上午要带她去看电影。若是普通的小孩,父母、长辈、朋友临时有事把他期待已久的外出活动给鸽了,小孩顶多哭闹一阵,不高兴几天。 But Lili is not the ordinary child. 但丽丽不是普通小孩。 Jiang Qi feared that this morning the Lili pigeon, Lili grasped sadly for a while does not pack off the guest well, oneself propose today the view happily. 江祺怕今天上午把丽丽鸽了,丽丽心情不好一时把握不好度把客人送走,自己喜提今日说法。 For the guest and own safety, Jiang Qi is fully-armed, the raincoat, the rain boots plastic bag, can equip equipped on, the excrement water went to the shop to meet specially Lili. 为了客人和自己的生命安全,江祺全副武装,雨衣,雨靴塑料袋,能装备的都装备上了,特意趟粪水去店里把丽丽接出来。 Jiang Qi hugs Lili is coming out, Lili this bear child also has shouted „board board to be smelly”, the air/Qi results in Jiang Qi almost the hand to slide Lili for a while falls in the excrement water. 江祺抱着丽丽出来的时候,丽丽这个熊孩子还一直嚷嚷“板板臭臭”,气得江祺差点一时手滑把丽丽掉粪水里。 The shop goes out of business, idles is also idling, Jiang Qi makes Liu Lan help itself also buy a movie ticket, he also watches the movie. 店铺歇业,闲着也是闲着,江祺就让刘澜帮自己也买张电影票,他也去看电影。 Then Huang Fugui said that he also wants to go. 然后黄富贵表示他也想去。 Was hit the river that awakes to express with Qin resplendent by a Liu Lan telephone gracefully they also want to go. 被刘澜一个电话打醒的江婉婉和秦灿表示她们也想去。 Johann does not want to go actually, he wants the live broadcast, but Huang Fugui thought that he wants to go. 老约翰倒是不想去,他要直播,但黄富贵觉得他想去。 Finally Johann the live broadcast pigeon, joined this temporary group to construct. 最终老约翰把直播鸽了,加入了这次临时团建。 Even Teacher, occasionally still the meeting wants to adjourn to catch a fish by hand. 就算是老师,偶尔也会想休息摸鱼。 Does not want to go to the school not necessarily is the student, but may also be the teacher. 不想去学校的不一定是学生,还有可能是老师。 Facing teacher suddenly plays truant to watch the movie, among the live broadcasts about 2000 student pieces wails, list big brother jr123ew makes the best use of the time to brush the rocket to stand firm a list big brother’s position. 面对老师的突然翘课去看电影,直播间里的近2000名学生一片哀嚎,榜一大哥jr123ew抓紧时间刷火箭稳住自己榜一大哥的位置。 Said that this jr123ew is also an outstanding person, Jiang Qi sees him to share to write down and ask the question in Johann's fans backing group frequently, the question that asked was quite mostly easy. Because he must in brush the rocket in the live broadcasts every day, sometimes is one sometimes is two, he in Johann's audience is also a celebrity, in addition he must share the note that on the same day took in the group every day, the personal connection is good, therefore in group asked that the topic usually can be replied. 说起来这位jr123ew也是个妙人,江祺在老约翰的粉丝后援群里经常看见他分享笔记和问问题,问的问题大多都比较容易。由于他每天必在直播间里刷火箭,有时是一个有时是两个,他在老约翰的观众里也算是名人,再加上他每天必在群里分享当天记的笔记,人缘非常不错,因此在群里问题目通常都能得到回答。 jr123ew is a study dregs. jr123ew是个学渣。 This is Jiang Qi to his judgment. 这是江祺对他的判断。 But is also the earnest and rich study dregs. 但也同时是个认真且有钱的学渣。 At present in the group the recognized note remembers well, clearest, most perfect is the jr123ew note, the character is also good, was quite welcome by everyone. 目前群里公认的笔记记得最好,最清楚,最完善的就是jr123ew的笔记,字也好,颇受大家欢迎。 …… …… jr123ew shares the note that just took in the group. jr123ew又在群里分享刚记的笔记。 From the movie beginning also 20 minutes, Jiang Qi one group of people sit the sofa superior beginning before ticket entrance. 距离电影开场还有20来分钟,江祺一群人坐在检票口前的沙发上等开场。 Because is the group constructs, Jiang Qi expressed that today comes out to play and eat the money of thing to walk from the government accounts in shop. In any case king outstanding is also in half shop the person, for these days he was dull , in the shop was grabbed to deliver to go by Jiang Qi a lot, it can be said that hit several days of white Gong. 因为是团建,江祺表示今天出来玩和吃东西的钱都从店里的公账上走。反正王卓也算是半个店里人,这几天他呆在店里的时候没少被江祺抓着去送外卖,可以说是打了好几天白工。 Everyone is impolite, popcorn of one barrel of most vats adds the ice Cola every, joyful as deity. 大家也都不客气,人手一桶最大桶的爆米花加冰可乐,快乐似神仙。 The non- holiday day the movie of field usual no one looked in the morning, the movie theater that Liu Lan selects the passenger capacity in the newly-opened market is also quite small, in the entire hall only has Jiang Qi these 8 people, the staff in movie theater also only came one. 非节假日日上午场的电影通常没人看,刘澜挑的这家电影院又是在新开的商场里客流量比较小,整个大厅里只有江祺这八人,电影院的工作人员也只来了一个。 „Right Lanlan, today's movie ticket how much money? I forward to you money.” Jiang Qi is looking at crowd of news, one group of exams for postgraduate schools people chatted without doubt was the review progress and register colleges, Jiang Qi always only looked as a non- exams for postgraduate schools person does not speak. “对了澜澜,今天的电影票多少钱？我把钱转给你。”江祺正在看群消息,一群考研人聊的无疑是复习进度和报考院校,江祺作为一名非考研人从来都是只看不说话。 Liu Lan read the bill, said: „Altogether 79 2 hair.” 刘澜看了看账单,道:“一共79块二毛。” Jiang Qi:? 江祺:？ „How many?” Jiang Qi thinks oneself misunderstood. “多少？”江祺以为自己听错了。 „79 2 hair, this movie theater is newly-opened, the starting doing business preference the trash movie of field wants a 9 9 ticket in the morning.” Liu Lan said. “79块二毛啊,这家电影院是新开的,开业特惠上午场的垃圾电影只要九块九一张票。”刘澜道。 People:...... You also know is the trash movie. 众人:……原来你也知道是垃圾电影。 Yes, after the people arrive at the movie theater ticketing, knew, the movie that this morning they must watch is a domestic-made ghost piece. 是的,众人来到电影院取票后才得知,今天上午他们要看的电影是一部国产鬼片。 «Pen Immortal» 《笔仙之XXXX》 Looked that the name will know the grading absolutely not over 4 trash movies. 一部看名字就会知道评分绝对不会超过四的垃圾电影。 Everyone also thinks from the beginning is Liu Lan savors uniquely, opened some time horror script, therefore wants to watch the horror film, even if looked that the name knows is the rotten piece horror film is still willing to come to see. 大家一开始还以为是刘澜品味独特,开了一段时间恐怖本,所以非常想看恐怖片,就算是看名字就知道是烂片的恐怖片也愿意来看。 Originally because of 9.9 preferences. 原来是因为9.9特惠。 Jiang Qi suddenly thought that the following movie is not possibly rotten. 江祺突然就觉得接下来的电影可能也没有那么烂。 9.9 how the movie can say that is the greatly rotten piece? 9.9的电影怎么能说是大烂片呢？ At most is the small rotten piece. 顶多是小烂片。 Jiang Qi forwards to Liu Lan money, after Liu Lan receives money, wants to ask that everyone noon eats anything, sees king two him to hand in front of Lili the popcorn, making Lili smell the popcorn fragrance is not fragrant. 江祺把钱转给刘澜,刘澜收完钱后想问大家中午吃什么,就看见王二丫把爆米花递到丽丽面前,让丽丽闻闻爆米花香不香。 Lili's today's skin is the countryside style standard blonde doll, Lili goes out rarely to not eat meal, but pure coming out plays. Although her former master often leads her to go out, but mostly to be the voluntary worker makes the charity to gain the food to eat to Lili, has not basically led her to go out has played, let alone comes to the movie theater to watch the movie. 丽丽今天的皮肤是田园风格的标准款的金发洋娃娃,丽丽难得出门不是为了吃饭而是单纯的出来玩。她的前主人虽然经常带她出门,但大多都是为了做义工做慈善给丽丽赚饭吃,基本没有带她出门玩过,更别说来电影院看电影。 The first master by full full who letting Lili eats every day, will strive soon to accomplish a lot the saturated type that can the reincarnation for standard will feed, every day for doing good busy to become dog, where will have the time to come out to watch the movie. 前主人是以让丽丽每天吃的饱饱的,争取早日功德圆满可以投胎为标准的饱和式喂养,每天为了做好事忙成狗,哪有时间出来看电影。 Lili has not seen the popcorn, had not heard the fragrance of popcorn, king two he attains her nearby to make her the popcorn hear specially carefully. 丽丽没见过爆米花,也没闻过爆米花的香味,王二丫特意把爆米花拿到她边上让她仔细闻。 Liu Lan only thinks that king two he is playing the baby, asked curiously: „Azure responsibility, is this baby in baby room? Did you bring back to the family/home it yesterday evening?” 刘澜只以为王二丫是在玩娃娃,好奇地问道:“青荷,这是娃娃屋里的娃娃吗？你昨天晚上把它带回家了？” King two he nods: „Right, her name was Lili.” 王二丫点头:“对,她叫丽丽。” „Pastes the post!” Lili said with the super small sound. “贴贴！”丽丽用超级小的声音道。 King two he gives Liu Lan Lili: „Elder Sister Lanlan you helps me take, I want to eat the little while popcorn, I feared that eats while hugs Lili, smears her.” 王二丫把丽丽递给刘澜:“澜澜姐姐你帮我拿一下,我想吃会儿爆米花,我怕一边吃一边抱丽丽,把她弄脏。” „Good.” Liu Lan has no interest in the popcorn, hugs Lili in the bosom, „under looked movie time I help you have a baby.” “好。”刘澜对爆米花没什么兴趣,把丽丽抱在怀里,“等下看电影的时候我帮你抱娃娃。” Lili lies down in the Liu Lan bosom joyfully. 丽丽快乐地躺在刘澜怀里。 Jiang Qi looked at Lili one eyes, discovered Lili, although the expression is very joyful, but the body is very honest, very obviously, installing the baby she is specialized. 江祺看了丽丽一眼,发现丽丽虽然表情很快乐,但身体很老实,很显然,装娃娃她是专业的。 Also can come out to play, but can also be authenticated by her the beautiful woman elder sister hugs to paste the post, but can also watch the horror film, Jiang Qi expressed that this group constructs simply is tailor for Lili. 既可以出来玩,还可以被她认证过的美女姐姐抱抱贴贴,还能看恐怖片,江祺表示这次团建简直是为丽丽量身打造的。 „We eat the hot pot at noon, I searched for a moment ago, in this market has a Chuanyu Hotpot, I looked that the commentary is good.” Liu Lan said. “我们中午吃火锅吧,我刚才搜了一下,这家商场里有一家川渝火锅,我看评论还不错。”刘澜道。 „Good good.” river Wanwan expressed that so long as is white Piao she likes, „I have not eaten the hot pot for a long time!” “好呀好呀。”江婉婉表示只要是白嫖的她都喜欢,“我好久没吃火锅了！” „In news that old river, this septic tank explodes news, I brushed, you looked.” Has been reading king the outstanding Diankai news of cell phone, everyone collects to look together. “老江,这化粪池爆炸的消息上新闻了耶,我都刷到了,你看。”一直在看手机的王卓点开新闻,大家一起凑过去看。 The news is very short, is an interesting rumor, slightly arranged with the charming humorous tone teased a septic tank because of the matter of accidental explosion, why will explode to the septic tank while convenient conducted a popular science, but also matched the drawing that two just patted in the morning. 新闻很短,算是一则趣闻,小编用风趣幽默的语气调侃了一下化粪池因意外爆炸的事情,顺便对化粪池为何会爆炸进行了一下科普,还配了两张上午刚拍的现场图。 And understood to say the chart of racket. 并对拍的图进行了解说。 ‚Because the septic tank explodes suddenly, the excrement water crossflow, fills the air to the entire street, causing nearby resident to be fully-armed, the excrement water goes home.’ ‘由于化粪池突然爆炸,粪水横流,弥漫至整条街道,导致附近居民不得不全副武装,趟粪水回家。’ The photo is a back of fully-armed young man. 配图是一个全副武装的年轻男人的背影。 The young man who recognizes whose Jiang Qi is:...... 一眼就认出图里的这个年轻男人是谁的江祺:…… Is picture that who makes? 靠,是谁拍的照片？ „Yeah, the figure on this picture looks like Elder Brother Jiang Qi very much you, this raincoat I remember your family also has probably same.” Only can say that the river gracefully worthily is the Jiang Qi biological younger female cousin, a language nearly points out frankly the truth. “哎,这个照片上的身形很像江祺哥你诶,这个雨衣我记得你家好像也有一样的吧。”只能说江婉婉不愧是江祺的亲堂妹,一语就险些道破真相。 Jiang Qi:...... 江祺:…… „Yes, haha, at just the right moment.” Jiang Qi hollow laugh. “是嘛,哈哈,真巧。”江祺干笑。 king outstanding then turns downward, the next picture or Jiang Qi, shot his profile. 王卓接着往下翻,下一张照片还是江祺,拍到了他的侧脸。 Jiang Qi:...... 江祺:…… People:...... 众人:…… The people look to Jiang Qi. 众人看向江祺。 „That.” The Jiang Qi crazy ponder, blurted out, „I was not early morning get up to see in the merchant group to say matter that the septic tank exploded? I have not seen the septic tank to explode, is thinking is not perhaps serious, therefore goes to that side the shop to try, having a look at the guest to have possibility the excrement water to go to the shop the book of stele rubbings.” “那个。”江祺疯狂思考,脱口而出,“我不是一早起来就看见商户群里在说化粪池爆炸的事情吗？我又没见过化粪池爆炸,想着没准没那么严重,所以就去店那边试试,看看客人有没有可能趟着粪水去店里打本。” Jiang Qi said that by the reason shock that oneself wrote. 江祺自己说完都被自己编出的理由震惊了。 I depend, this is what capitalist thought. 我靠,这是什么资本家思想。 The day did not have also to be shocked by Liu Lan that the excrement water awakes smelly brightly. 天还没亮就被粪水臭醒的刘澜也震惊了。 „I depend, you are what capitalist.” “我靠,你这是什么资本家。” „Boss is individual, was hearing how that taste possibly eats up the green vegetables surface!” “老板做个人吧,闻着那个味儿怎么可能吃下青菜面啊！” Jiang Qi:? 江祺:？ Is your key point this? 你的重点是这个？