Does not know that was the mouth hi by the retribution, was king outstanding is quite inborn thick on the nerve, responded that was slower than others. 不知道是口嗨遭了报应,还是王卓天生就神经比较粗,反应比别人要慢。 1st day not king outstanding, because the baby sequela cannot sleep, 2nd day losing sleep. 第一天没有因为娃娃后遗症睡不着觉的王卓,第二天失眠了。 Next morning will get up early washing, prepares to rush to the shop inspector general Lili internet class Jiang Qi, brushing the toothbrush went against half is not being inferior in yesterday's river king outstanding with dark pouche has a scare with Qin resplendent gracefully. 第二天早上早早起来洗漱,准备赶往店里监督丽丽上网课的江祺,刷牙刷到一半被顶着不逊色于昨天江婉婉和秦灿同款黑眼圈的王卓吓了一大跳。 For a while the excited toothpaste froth gave to swallow down. 一时激动牙膏沫子都给吞下去了。 Peppermint taste, let alone, but also is very sweet. 薄荷味的,别说,还挺甜。 „Your this what situation?” Jiang Qi thought that king outstanding reviewed the exams for postgraduate schools in the past such heavily the time dark pouche not, „your midnight was a thief?” “你这什么情况？”江祺觉得王卓当年复习考研的时候黑眼圈也没这么重过,“你这半夜做贼去了？” king outstanding sighed worn out: „I discovered that the vajracchedika-sutra is useless, the cross is possible and garlic suspect to/clashes, the science and technology education popular science piece does not have easy-to-use that the dissertation comes.” 王卓有气无力地叹息道:“我发现金刚经没有用,十字架可能和大蒜犯冲,科教科普片还是没有学术论文来的好用。” Jiang Qi:? 江祺:？ „Spoke the logical expression.” “说人话。” „I also lost sleep.” “我也失眠了。” However king Zhuo's the symptoms of losing sleep and others are not quite same. 不过王卓的失眠和其他人的症状不太一样。 Others cannot sleep, king outstanding fell asleep had the nightmare, few minutes awoke, the sleep quality was almost 0. 其他人是根本睡不着觉,王卓是睡着了就做噩梦,没几分钟就醒了,睡眠质量几乎为0。 It seems like this horror script sequela is really somewhat serious! 看来这恐怖本的后遗症着实是有些严重啊！ So long as Jiang Qi starts seriously to ponder, is actually this group of people frightened too fiercely , because hits these situations that the ghost causes. 江祺只要开始认真思考,究竟是这群人被吓得太厉害,还是真的因为撞鬼导致的这些情况。 Really haggles over, the ghost in Starry River Scenario Club may be really many. 真计较起来,星河剧本社里的鬼可真不少。 Qing ghost, foreign ghost, Guman child. 清朝鬼,外国鬼,古曼童。 In this must put to be strange the proper haunted house, can raise of ghost king. 这要搁灵异里妥妥的鬼屋,能养出鬼王的那种。 „old river, you said that I should go to nearby temple to bye-bye?” king outstanding is almost stranded cannot open eyes, how the brain does on large scale the feudal superstition. “老江,你说我该不该去附近的庙里拜拜啊？”王卓困得几乎睁不开眼,满脑子都是怎么大搞封建迷信。 „You wait/etc.” Jiang Qi puts down the plate in hand, goes upstairs to look for king two him. “你等等。”江祺放下手里的平板,上楼找王二丫。 Jiang Qi goes upstairs in the building is happen to having breakfast, since Jiang Qi does not go upstairs to eat meal, Huang Fugui's preparing food style infinite cannot see on a wee bit vegetable leaves to close up toward the ample food. 江祺上楼的时候楼上正好在吃早点,自从江祺不上楼吃饭,黄富贵的做饭风格就无限往大鱼大肉看不见一丁点菜叶子上靠拢。 Today the breakfast in building roasts the beef steak, steams the egg and soybean milk. 今天楼上的早餐是烤牛排,蒸鸡蛋和豆浆。 Roasting the beef steak is the approach of China and West union, Jiang Qi can judge what clearly drives oxen to the fields to work to stand in line to drench is the sweet and sour juice. Is the beef steak delicious Jiang Qi not to know, but it is estimated that very to spend tooth. 烤牛排是中西结合的做法,江祺能清楚地判断出牛排上淋的是糖醋汁。牛排好不好吃江祺不知道,但估计挺费牙的。 King two he drags the cheek to chew. 王二丫都是拖着腮帮子嚼的。 „Boss, has the breakfast? Fresh good rib that in the kitchen also some I buy this morning, boss you, if must have the breakfast I to go to you to roast now.” Huang Fugui warm said/tunnel. “老板,吃早饭吗？厨房里还有些我今天早上买的新鲜的牛肋条,老板你如果要吃早饭的话我现在去给你烤呀。”黄富贵热情地道。 Jiang Qi shakes the head again and again, early in the morning on eating roasts the good rib, his stomach possibly really will unable to shoulder. 江祺连连摇头,大早上的吃烤牛肋条,他的肠胃可能真的会扛不住。 „Does not use, I under and others went downstairs to eat the fried cake fruit.” Jiang Qi said, looks to king two him, „did two he, you give five-colors rope that gracefully the elder sister and shining elder sister arranged to compose?” “不用了,我等下下楼吃煎饼果子。”江祺道,看向王二丫,“二丫,你给婉婉姐姐和灿灿姐姐编的五彩绳编好了吗？” „Composed!” King two he puts down the chopsticks to go to the room all colors rope of serial number with look to Jiang Qi. “编好了！”王二丫放下筷子去房间里把编号的五彩绳拿给江祺看。 Two lengths, the variety, the style completely same five-colors rope link, is quite fine. Puts the river most in the cheating out of money novelty shop that likes strolling to sell gracefully, gets the signboard of manual knitting again, it is estimated that can sell to over a hundred Yuan one. 两根长度,花色,样式完全一样的五彩绳手环,相当精美。放到江婉婉最喜欢逛的骗钱的精品店里去卖,再打上手工编织的招牌,估计能卖到上百元一个。 In cheating out of money novelty shop that after all the river most likes gracefully, two tassels add the headrope of scarlet butterfly knot to sell for 38 Yuan. river Wanwan also bought many designs to be the same ecstatically, was only the butterfly knot color different headropes. 毕竟江婉婉最喜欢的骗钱的精品店里,两根流苏加个大红蝴蝶结的头绳都能卖到38元。江婉婉还乐此不疲的买了很多款式相同,只是蝴蝶结颜色不同的头绳。 Only can say the money of woman compared with imagination in is also better to deceive. 只能说女人的钱比想象中的还要好骗。 „Can two he laborious around 1 : 00 arrange some five-colors ropes to come out for these days?” Jiang Qi feels five-colors rope, asked. “二丫这几天能不能辛苦一点多编些五彩绳出来？”江祺摸着五彩绳,问道。 King two he nods, but does not understand why Jiang Qi can want her to arrange some five-colors ropes. 王二丫点头,只是不明白为什么江祺会要她多编一些五彩绳。 „Boss can you sell five-colors rope? Can the words that but present range fifth day of the fifth lunar month also 10 months, start to sell now be a little early?” “老板你是要卖五彩绳吗？可是现在距离端午还有十个月,现在就开始卖的话会不会有点早？” „Not morning.” “不早。” „Recently, in the shop may have many guest to feel oneself hit evilly, needed this thing.” “最近一段时间,店里可能会有很多客人自己觉得自己撞邪了,非常需要这个东西。” King two he:? 王二丫:？ Jiang Qi took home an five-colors rope, exorcising stopper of sacred object in toward king outstanding hand: „Wears, azure responsibility arranges, exorcises.” 江祺拿了一根五彩绳回家,把驱邪圣物往王卓手里一塞:“戴着,青荷编的,驱邪的。” Wang Zhuoru attains the most precious object wore five-colors rope in the hand the room slept other day. 王卓如获至宝的把五彩绳戴在手上回屋睡觉了。 Jiang Qi then holds the plate to go out, goes to the shop the inspector general Lili's learn/study. 江祺这才抱着平板重新出门,去店里监督丽丽的学习。 Jiang Qi arrives at the shop entrance time, Qingqing of next door noodle restaurant is doing the homework under biological mother's inspector general, written probably math. 江祺到店门口的时候,隔壁面馆的清清正在亲妈的监督下写作业,写的好像还是数学。 The noodle restaurant proprietress estimates studies the mathematical result to be good, graduated so many years also to tutor the daughter to present the junior middle school mathematics problems. 面馆老板娘估计读书的时候数学成绩不错,都毕业这么多年了还能辅导女儿做初中数学题。 „I told you how many spread? Looks at the formula to look at the formula! The formula writes in the book has not written on my face, you look at me to do! Then the big formula you can't see? Changes to have that equation you unable to see? What your writes is what thing? Square? Was the square eaten by you?” In the noodle restaurant proprietress the air/Qi roar, the roar resulted in Jiang Qi to enter the terrifying room to be able fully to hear. “我跟你说了多少遍了？看公式看公式！公式写在书上没写在我脸上,你看我干什么！那么大的公式你看不见吗？改带那个方程式你看不见吗？你这写的是个什么东西？平方呢？平方被你吃了吗？”面馆老板娘中气十足地吼声,吼得江祺进了恐怖房都能听见。 Jiang Qi can hear, Lili can also certainly hear. 江祺能听见,丽丽当然也能听见。 valley Yi 谷芅 „Fears.” Lili moved moving toward Jiang Qi. “怕怕。”丽丽朝江祺挪了挪。 Lili does not know that she will soon welcome with the clear same destiny. 丽丽并不知道她即将迎来和清清一样的命运。 Jiang Qi pulled out the plate from the package. 江祺从包里掏出了平板。 Lili saw the plate to be excited, cheered: „Board board, piece by piece!” 丽丽看见平板就兴奋了,欢呼道:“板板,片片！” Jiang Qi opens the plate, selected him the person of new downloading to teach the version first grade language network class yesterday evening. 江祺打开平板,点开了他昨天晚上新下载的人教版一年级语文网课。 After yesterday's matter, Jiang Qi discovered that he actually fell into an erroneous zone. 经过昨天的事情,江祺发现他其实陷入了一个误区。 Because Lili cannot speak, he tacitly approves for Lili's years of schooling, be only the years of schooling of preschool children, need to start to look from the net class of most foundation. 因为丽丽不太会说话,他就默认为丽丽的文化程度只有学龄前儿童的文化程度,需要从最基础的网课开始看。 But in fact, Lili possibly cannot speak. 但实际上,丽丽可能只是不太会说话。 Her movie looks is very clear. 她这电影看的都很明白呀。 Domestic-made horror film, Japanese-style horror film, American horror film, Chinese Japanese or English, this Lili can understand, moreover very looks is happy. 国产恐怖片,日式恐怖片,美式恐怖片,无论是中文日语还是英语,这丽丽都能看懂啊,而且看得还挺开心。 This morning study content Jiang Qi helped Lili plan, studied for two hours a literary two hours of English, the literature spoke, English study wrote. 今天上午的学习内容江祺都帮丽丽规划好了,学两个小时中文学两个小时英文,中文学说话,英文学写字。 Striving makes Lili not present iwatchingyou this basic grammatical error again. 争取让丽丽不会再出现iwatchingyou这种基本的语法错误。 „Board board, ghost piece by piece.” Lili poked Jiang Qi , indicating that she does not think on the literacy class thinks on the professional course. “板板,鬼片片。”丽丽戳了戳江祺,表示她不想上文化课想上专业课。 „Must first finish attending these net classes can watch the ghost piece.” Jiang Qi unfeeling said/tunnel. “得先把这些网课上完了才能看鬼片。”江祺冷酷无情地道。 „Many?” “多多吗？” How long literacy class Lili wants to know her to on be able to start the professional course. 丽丽想知道她得上多久的文化课才能开始上专业课。 Jiang Qi benign said/tunnel: „Are not many, Lili you only need the elementary school first grade finish attending was enough to the language class and English course of elementary school fourth grade.” 江祺和颜悦色地道:“不多,丽丽你只需要把小学一年级到小学四年级的语文课和英语课上完就行。” „These class contents are not many, you looked, I am the time am shortest to the net class that you select, a class only has 33 minutes. And I also helped you simplify, did not need to look completely, you altogether only needed on 198 net class was enough.” “这些课的内容不多的,你看,我给你挑的网课都是时间最短的,一节课只有33分钟。其中我还帮你精简过了,不用全部都看完,你一共只需要上198节网课就行。” „In 33 minutes of net classes 398 are, quick can finish attending?” Jiang Qi bets Lili unable the arithmetic. “一节33分钟的网课上398节,是不是很快就能上完呐？”江祺赌丽丽不会算术。 Lili brings the finger that are not to consider as finished, discovered that cannot calculate. 丽丽带着自己不存在的指头算了一下,发现算不出来。 She chooses to believe Jiang Qi, numerous nods. 她选择相信江祺,重重的点头。 „Lili, so long as finishes attending these 398 net classes completely, the boss makes you watch one week of ghost piece continually, how wants to see how to see, the plate places your here, don't you reach an agreement well?” “丽丽只要把这398节网课全部上完,老板就让你连看一个星期的鬼片,想怎么看就怎么看,平板就放在你这里,你说好不好啊？” „Good!” Lili replied loudly super. “好！”丽丽回答得超级大声。 „Is Lili a meaning what he says child?” “丽丽是不是个说话算话的小孩？” „Yes!” “是！” „What to do but if hasn't Lili achieved?” “可如果丽丽没有做到怎么办？” Lili is tilting the head thinks, shakes the head to express what to do does not know should. 丽丽歪着头想,摇头表示不知道该怎么办。 „Without achieving, should punish oneself one month not to watch the ghost piece?” Jiang Qi taught with skill and patience. “没有做到,是不是就应该惩罚自己一个月不许看过鬼片？”江祺循循善诱。 Lili shakes the head: „Not not.” 丽丽摇头:“不不。” „Lili believes can oneself achieve?” “丽丽相信自己能做到吗？” „Believes the letter/believes!” “信信！” „Since Lili believes herself, what to do if you can't achieve should?” “既然丽丽相信自己,那如果你做不到该怎么办？” „Does not look at the ghost piece by piece!” “不看鬼片片！” „Also?” “还有呢？” „Not eating meal food!” Lili this made the serious oath. “不吃饭饭！”丽丽这算是发了毒誓了。 Saw the child completely to be circled in the pit to go by oneself, Jiang Qi nodded satisfied. 见孩子已经完全被自己绕坑里去了,江祺满意地点头。 „Actually the boss I do not have unfeeling that so long as Lili displays, we study 1-2 days to look that every time a ghost piece relaxes is not. Will Lili learn/study well?” “其实老板我也没有那么不通人情,只要丽丽表现好,我们每学个1-2想要看一部鬼片放松一下也不是不可以。丽丽会好好学习吗？” „Meeting!” Lili super replied loudly, grasps the arm of Jiang Qi happily, „Lili little darling, board board well!” “会！”丽丽超级大声地回答,开心地抱住江祺的胳膊,“丽丽乖乖,板板好好！” Studies while Lili surges upward warmly, Jiang Qi makes her grasp the time learn/study quickly. 趁丽丽学习热情高涨,江祺让她赶快抓紧时间学习。 398 net classes, considering everything also 219 hours, Lili, so long as looked continuously more than 9 days can look, if she really studies conscientiously can also enter quickly. 398节网课,满打满算也就219个小时,丽丽只要连续看九天多就能看完,如果她真的学习认真还能快进。 So long as Lili puts out watches 17 hours of ghost piece continually the vigor, on 219 hours of net classes are not the difficult matter. 只要丽丽拿出连看17个小时鬼片的精神头,上219个小时的网课也不是什么难事。 Looks at with total concentration the internet class, but also in the teacher with net class read „day, place and person” together loudly Lili, Jiang Qi thought that he was really the average not wonderful education small talent. 看着聚精会神上网课,还跟着网课里的老师一起大声念“天、地、人”的丽丽,江祺觉得他真是个平平无奇的教育小天才。 The flickering person is a little difficult, isn't the flickering ghost easy? 忽悠人有点难,忽悠鬼还不容易吗？ 7017 k 7017k