Li Xianyu wakes up in the morning, receives the Huang Yicong call, the opposite party asked where he went to very early in the morning, Li Xianyu only said oneself go out to handle matters. 李羡鱼早上醒来,接到黄一聪的电话,对方问他一大早去了哪里,李羡鱼只说自己出去办事。 In the Huang Yicong sound passes is being weak and exhausted, last night sequela of spiritual impact, but the tone obviously is much relaxed, Li Xianyu pretends that asked him to hear the strange sound last night, Huang Yicong says does not have, a sleep/felt rested dawn, was a little sore and is not affected much except. 黄一聪的声音里透着虚弱和疲惫,昨晚精神冲击的后遗症,但语气明显轻松不少,李羡鱼假装问起他昨晚有没有听到奇怪的声音,黄一聪说没有,一觉睡到天亮,除了头有点疼并无大碍。 Li Xianyu said, I endured last night 3 : 00 am, a matter does not have, then I fell asleep, water monkey anything, obviously is your misconception. 李羡鱼就说,我昨晚熬到凌晨 3 点,一点事都没有,然后我就睡着了,水猴子什么的,明显是你的错觉嘛。 Huang Yicong awkward smiling, also said: „Does not know is the misconception, in the morning gets up the feeling bedroom to be a little different.” 黄一聪尴尬的笑了笑,又说:“不知道是不是错觉,早上起来感觉寝室有点不一样。” Fighting trace Li Xianyu in bedroom made processing slightly, moistened the book of blood to be discarded by him, but some scratches and damages on bed frame and furniture had no way to process. However Huang Yicong such average person, even if can detect that these change tiny, was supposing cannot find out a reason why. 寝室里的打斗痕迹李羡鱼稍稍做了处理,沾血的书被他丢掉了,但床架、桌椅上的一些刮痕、损坏是没法处理的。不过黄一聪这样的普通人,就算能察觉到这些细小变化,估摸着也想不出个所以然来。 Therefore Li Xianyu had not explained, instead said his nerve is sensitive. 所以李羡鱼没有解释,反而说他神经敏感。 Washes, he of being big and hungry directly soars the revolving restaurant, yesterday's fight was shocking but not dangerous, but long-term usage two magical tool, consumed true qi extremely, actually before sleeping , he hungry stomach has hurt, the hunger could not stand off the sleepiness, did not have the running restaurant to have a night-time snack. 洗漱完毕,饥肠辘辘的他直奔旋转餐厅,昨天的战斗有惊无险,但连续使用两件法器,极耗真气,其实睡觉前他就已经饿的胃疼,饥饿敌不过睡意,才没跑餐厅去吃夜宵。 The person who this little while meals and snacks, have the breakfast are many, the Li Xianyu vision swept, saw the face ripe several colleagues, Thunder Battle Lady and Young Girl Killer as well as two unfamiliar female colleagues sits in one table, Li Bai leans on the walking stick to put on the sick person to take and Taka Kato sits the same place, in the corner of most edge, a Vajra lonely person was far away from all female colleagues. 这会儿正是饭点,吃早餐的人很多,李羡鱼目光扫了一圈,看到了脸熟的几个同事,雷霆战姬和少女杀手以及两个面生的女同事坐在一桌,李白拄着拐杖穿着病号服和加藤鹰坐一起,最边缘的角落里,金刚孤单的一人远离了所有女同事。 He also saw Victoria and whole body arm and chest are entangling the gauze, has been able to get out of bed Ryder that walks. 他还看到了维多利亚和浑身手臂、胸口缠着纱布,已经能下床走路的莱德。 Li Xianyu is carrying the breakfast, pushes to Young Girl Killer and Thunder Battle Lady one table. 李羡鱼端着早餐,挤到少女杀手和雷霆战姬一桌。 „Man in the morning do not eat the egg.” Young Girl Killer clamps the omelette of Li Xianyu tray with the chopsticks, puts in the Thunder Battle Lady tray, satisfaction looks at her breakfast: „Was uneven, the soybean milk cruller egg, is the exclusive breakfast of woman.” “男人早上就不要吃蛋了。”少女杀手拿筷子夹走李羡鱼盘子的煎蛋,放到雷霆战姬盘子里,满意的看一眼她的早餐:“齐了,豆浆油条蛋,是女人的专属早餐嘛。” Li Xianyu: „......” 李羡鱼:“......” Resembles you, Dirty Monster King. 似你,污妖王。 Thunder Battle Lady and two female colleague whole face dumbfounded, she uses the knife and fork cutting to pieces fried egg, apportions two female colleagues, asked: „Because of egg cosmetology?” 雷霆战姬和两个女同事满脸懵逼,她用刀叉切碎荷包蛋,分给两位女同事,问道:“是因为鸡蛋美容吗？” „Is the breast implant.” The Li Xianyu mouth is inexpensive. “是丰胸。”李羡鱼嘴贱。 Then, under the table foot was trampled a foot by Thunder Battle Lady ruthlessly, he hears oneself small leg bone bone fracture sound. 说完,桌底下的脚被雷霆战姬狠狠踹了一脚,他听到自己小腿骨骨折的声音。 „I heard the bone fracture sound probably.” A female colleague said. “我好像听到骨折的声音了。”一个女同事说。 „No, you misunderstood.” Thunder Battle Lady eats the egg earnestly. “没有,你听错了。”雷霆战姬埋头吃蛋。 The bone fracture is not anything, the leg was broken, he looks for the necessity of orthopedist not to have, Li Xianyu sets a broken bone for oneself silently, restores the leg wound. 骨折不算什么,腿被打断了,他找骨科医生的必要都没有,李羡鱼默默为自己接骨,修复腿伤。 For several minutes, Li Xianyu witnessed the Young Girl Killer talent passive fearfulness with own eyes, as long as is the female colleague who has the breakfast, or finished eating the female colleague who leaves, must greet with Young Girl Killer conveniently, throws to his delightful smiling face. 短短几分钟里,李羡鱼亲眼见证了少女杀手天赋被动的可怕,但凡是过来吃早餐的女同事,或者吃完离开的女同事,都要顺手和少女杀手打招呼,抛给他甜美的笑容。 When the virtual world, Thunder Battle Lady has said with Li Xianyu, Young Girl Killer talent ability is the mind suggests and confuse mental and other game buff class energetic abilities. 在虚拟世界时,雷霆战姬同李羡鱼说过,少女杀手的天赋异能是心灵暗示、迷惑心智等游戏buff类的精神能力。 After Li Xianyu end obtains, this is the wisdom subtraction of dimensionality reduction attack and name. 李羡鱼终结后得出,这是和降维打击并称的智减法。 Young Girl Killer ability is divided to be initiative and passive, on own initiative is the wisdom subtraction, is similar to increases a charm halo passively to oneself. 少女杀手的异能分为主动和被动,主动就是智减法,被动类似于给自己增加一个魅力光环。 In virtual world, Young Girl Killer reveal over several, but the response of npc is insufficient as the reference, until now Li Xianyu believes the words that Thunder Battle Lady spoke, and deeply envy Envy to hate, bah, trash man. 在虚拟世界中,少女杀手露过几手,但npc的反应不足以作为参考,直到现在李羡鱼才相信雷霆战姬说的话,并深深羡慕嫉妒恨,呸,渣男。 No wonder this fellow because rested the sweetheart of big shot to issue a warrant for arrest by the rivers and lakes. 难怪这家伙会因为睡了大佬的情人被江湖通缉。 Thunder Battle Lady is satiated with food and wine, pulls out the cell phone brushed a while, the pain the expression: „Yeah, by repayments day. Alipay, you are a model of mature software, mother cannot help you for a lifetime, you should learn itself to render back the money to know.” 雷霆战姬吃饱喝足,掏出手机刷了一会儿,苦兮兮的表情:“哎,又到了还款日。支付宝啊,你已经是一款成熟的软件了,妈妈不能帮你一辈子,你应该学会自己还钱知道吗。” „Pū ....” Li Xianyu turned head to spurt soybean milk toward the ground, „Battle Lady were you short of money?” “噗....”李羡鱼扭头往地上喷了一口豆浆,“战姬你缺钱？” Thunder Battle Lady also has such skin time. 雷霆战姬也有这么皮的时候么。 „Who is not short of money,” Thunder Battle Lady said ill-humoredly: „Every month the wages 100,000, have the words of duty, the bonus must have tens of thousands, may not have 200,000, I buy the package package, imports the cosmetics, the clothes, the expenses of most foundation want over 200,000 every month.” “谁不缺钱,”雷霆战姬没好气道:“每个月工资十万,有任务的话,奖金也得有个好几万,可还是没有过二十万,我买个包包啊,进口化妆品啊,衣服啊,每个月最基础的开销就要二十万以上。” Crossed what day, one month 200,000 expenses ..... everyone eats the sand together( censorship/crab) district is not. 过的什么日子,一个月二十万的开销.....大家一起吃沙(河蟹)县不是很好吗。 „Right, the salt fish you paid out the wages quickly.” Thunder Battle Lady eye one bright: „Taking advantage of me 100,000.” “对了,咸鱼你快发工资了吧。”雷霆战姬眼睛一亮:“借我十万呗。” „My wages 50,000.” “我工资才五万。” „But your points are many.” “但你积分多啊。” „Taking advantage of cannot borrow ....” “借不起借不起....” „Mean-spirited.” Thunder Battle Lady curls the lip. “小气。”雷霆战姬撇撇嘴。 „You asked that others borrow, Young Girl Killer has money compared with me.” Li Xianyu flings the hot sweet potato to lascivious person. “你问别人借嘛,少女杀手就比我有钱。”李羡鱼把烫手的山芋甩给身边的浪货。 lascivious person shakes the head: „Day after day, will lack the gold/metal in the course of time. I am also the moonlight, said the fellow who , the net loan presses again Battle Lady this type, was borrowed rushes to is not panting comes by the credit card and flower every month, I will be will not borrow. Instead is you, for these days you treated the company, has not basically spent what money, did not seem like the expenses excessive person, 50,000 wages to your university student were the great sums of money, you can borrow obviously.” 浪货摇摇头:“日复一日,日久缺金。我也是月光呐,再说战姬这种每个月被信用卡、花呗、借呗、网贷压的闯不过气来的家伙,我是死活不会借的。反而是你,这几天你待公司,基本没花什么钱,也不像是开销无度的人,五万工资对你一个大学生来说是巨款,你明明可以借的。” Thunder Battle Lady with sparkling the shining pupil looks at him. 雷霆战姬用闪闪发亮的眸子看他。 „Taking advantage of cannot borrow.” Li Xianyu shakes the head. “借不起借不起。”李羡鱼摇头。 Although I spend not many, but my Great Grandmother is the money dissolver that is too deep to see the bottom. 我虽然花钱不多,但我祖奶奶是深不见底的销金窟。 Ancestor specialized ruined family Paternal grandmother. 祖・专业败家・奶奶。 „Li Xianyu!” The cry of foreign accent from transmits behind. “李咸鱼！”异国口音的叫声从身后传来。 Li Xianyu turns head, seeing Ryder to wear a cast to wear the sick person clothing/taking, walks step by step. This fellow seems like must the training ten days of half a month appearances, for the security reason, Thunder and Lightning Dharma King has not requested Li Xianyu to give blood. 李羡鱼回头,看见莱德打着石膏穿着病号服,一步步走过来。这家伙看起来还得修养十天半个月的样子,出于保密原因,雷电法王并没有要求李羡鱼献血。 If the essence of Monk Tang meat spreads, is very troublesome. Although he has been the sweetie pie that blood descendant world all parties covet. 唐僧肉的本质若是传扬出去,也挺麻烦的。虽说他早已是血裔界各方觊觎的香饽饽。 „Dares to hit again.” The facial features stereoscopic effect full US little elder brother, the sea deep blue pupil is staring at Li Xianyu stubbornly. “敢不敢再打一场。”五官立体感十足的米国小哥,大海般蔚蓝的眸子死死盯着李羡鱼。 „Hat?” Li Xianyu gives a vacant expression, asked: „Areyousure?” “hat？”李羡鱼给出一个茫然的表情,问道:“areyousure?” „Daoist and Buddhist Association Dao Discussion Congress, I must fight again with you.” Ryder is supporting the table alone, condescending overlooking Li Xianyu. “道佛协会举办的论道大会,我要和你再打一场。”莱德单身撑着桌子,居高临下的俯视李羡鱼。 Li Xianyu looks distantly, sees the Victoria towards oneself forced smile of not far away, referred to the younger brother, holds their palms together, gave the hand signal of request quietly. 李羡鱼遥遥望去,看见不远处的维多利亚朝自己苦笑,指了指弟弟,双手合十,悄悄做了个请求的手势。 Li Xianyu takes back the vision, looks straight ahead the Ryder aggressive look, „good, Dao Discussion Congress compares, although your Caucasian natural strengths, but I will not lose.” 李羡鱼收回目光,直视莱德咄咄逼人的眼神,“好,论道大会一较长短,虽然你们白人天生优势,但我不会输的。” Ryder smug departure. 莱德踌躇满志的离开。 A female colleague of sharing a table said: „Li Xianyu did your promise him?” 同桌的一个女同事道:“李羡鱼你这就答应他了？” Another female colleague said: „Yes, Ryder stumbles, next time will definitely have prepared, the strengths in his aspects compared with you.” 另一个女同事说:“是啊是啊,莱德马失前蹄,下次肯定有所准备,他各方面的实力都比你强。” „Any, Thunder Battle Lady turns head”, spits their one: „Said seems you to know the whole story to Li Xianyu, this weak chicken is auxiliary, gives me one month of training Li Xianyu, divides minute to hit ten.” “强什么强,”雷霆战姬扭头,啐她俩一口:“说的好像你们对李羡鱼知根知底似的,就这种弱鸡辅助,给我一个月时间调教李羡鱼,分分钟打十个。” „We consider the matter and of itself.” “我们只是就事论事。” „Battle Lady you send what fire, closes your anything matter ....” “战姬你发什么火,关你什么事啊....” Two female colleagues whispered low voice. 两女同事小声嘀咕。 Dao Discussion Congress .... 论道大会.... The Li Xianyu heart said, a I krypton gold/metal preparation, did not instigate. 李羡鱼心说,我一身的氪金准备,丝毫不怂。 Finished eating the food, Li Xianyu exercises in the gym as usual, his training table almost day a change, Vajra raised the leather whip to eye covetously, waited to find the opportunity to pull out Li Xianyu. 吃完饭,李羡鱼照例在健身房锻炼,他的训练表几乎一天一个变化,金刚提着皮鞭虎视眈眈,就等着找机会抽李羡鱼。 The gym comes out, he is dragging the exhausted body, training room looks Thunder Battle Lady. 健身房出来,他拖着疲惫的身子,来训练室找雷霆战姬。 Thunder Battle Lady did not have the duty recently, every day hung dozen of Li Xianyu to become in her practicing day few pleasure. 雷霆战姬最近没任务,每天吊打李羡鱼成了她修行日子里为数不多的乐子。 „Battle Lady, I want first to rest for a half hour.” Li Xianyu said. “战姬,我想先睡半小时。”李羡鱼说。 Now two people related are very ripe, Li Xianyu toward ground, respite: „Vajra that tortoise lamb, tosses about me every day using an alternative.” 如今两人关系已经很熟了,李羡鱼往地上一趟,喘息:“金刚那王八羔子,每天变着法折腾我。” „This can grow.” “这样才能成长。” „Un, making me rest for a half hour, the body a little empty .....” “嗯,让我睡半小时,身体有点虚.....” Thunder Battle Lady smiles: „Wants me to use taking advantage of you thigh?” 雷霆战姬笑眯眯:“要不要我把大腿借你用用？” She whips the compact perfectly round thigh. 她拍打紧致浑圆的大腿。 „Battle Lady was best.” Li Xianyu crawls, happy puts own head on the thigh of Thunder Battle Lady. “战姬最好了。”李羡鱼爬过去,开心的把自己脑袋搁在雷霆战姬的大腿上。 A Thunder Battle Lady palm of the hand claps. 雷霆战姬一巴掌拍过来。 „Ka scratches!” “咔擦！” The Li Xianyu neck seemed like ..... 李羡鱼脖子好像断了..... „Ding!” “叮！” Two people cell phones also resound, the information spreads to the cell phone. 两人的手机同时响起,信息传入手机。 „Has the duty, Dharma King makes me go to his office.” Thunder Battle Lady said. “有任务,法王让我去他办公室。”雷霆战姬说。 „I also received.” Li Xianyu rubs the neck to sit sets out. “我也收到了。”李羡鱼揉着脖子坐起身。