„Verygood, verygood!” The Godto praisesighed.
“很好,非常好!”上帝赞叹道。„What is thinggood?”Asking of Death Goddessdoubts.
“什么东西好?”女死神疑惑的问。„Monster Spiritisalllawsdarlings, ifyouhave a grudgewithit, youcould not finditswhereabouts, thisislawsis helpingit.”Godsaid.
“妖精是所有法则的宠儿,如果你跟它有仇,你就根本找不到它的所在之处,这是法则们在帮它。”上帝道。Liu Pingpicks upthatpicturewithtwofingers, opens the mouth saying: „SincethatpreachedthisFig.——”柳平用两根手指拈着那张画,开口道:“那么既然布道出了这张图——”„Showed that Monster Spiritswelcomeyou.”Godsaid.
“证明妖精们欢迎你。”上帝道。„Inthisworldonline, Ialsohas no happening togetherwiththemprobably.”Liu Pingshrugsto say.
“在这个世界线上,我好像跟它们还没有什么交集。”柳平耸肩道。„Perhapsisyourreason...... Godsaidin a strangetoneincessantly”.
“也许不止是你的原因……”上帝以一种怪异的语气说道。Finishing speaking..
话音刚落。。
A strangematterhappened.
一件奇怪的事发生了。
The paper that is drawing the castleworked loose the hand of Liu Ping, folded a leaf of doorin the midair.
那张画着城堡的纸挣脱了柳平的手,在半空中折叠成了一扇小门。
The dooropens.
小门打开。Little Monster Spirit that wears the greenshort skirtjumps, beckonsto saytoLiu Ping: „Did youfindourcastle? Good, insomeaccording toMonster Spiritregulation33 million, in the hide and seekprocess , if there is guestto attend the ceremony, thenwewill invite the guestto cometo participate in the competition!”
一只穿着绿色短裙的小妖精跳出来,冲着柳平招手道:“你找到了我们的城堡?太好了,按照妖精律法三千三百万条中的某一条,在躲猫猫的过程中如果有客人观礼,那么我们将邀请客人前来参与比赛!”„I?”Liu Pingpoints at the ownnoseto say.
“我?”柳平指着自己的鼻子道。ThatMonster Spiritis not shy of strangers, jumps up the shoulder of Liu Pingto saydirectly: „YourbodyhasourMonster Spirittaste, obviouslyyoucertainlywithsomeMonster Spirit is a friend, not?”
那妖精一点也不认生,径直跳上柳平的肩膀道:“你身上有我们妖精的味儿,可见你一定跟某个妖精是朋友,不是吗?”„Yes.”Liu Pingacknowledged.
“是的。”柳平承认道。GreenskirtMonster Spiritliesnearhisear, saidquietly: „Thisfinalswere too intense, wehave toseek the involvement of friend, can youhelp?”
绿裙妖精趴在他耳边,悄声道:“这次决赛太激烈了,我们不得不寻求朋友的介入,你能帮这个忙吗?”„Howto be intense? Has the casualties?”Liu Pingasked.
“怎么激烈了?有伤亡?”柳平问。„Finalsalreadycontinued in 6000 the ——playerswhonot to discoveranyone, thereforeweneededsomepeopleto breakthisaspect.”GreenskirtMonster Spiritsaid.
“决赛已经持续了六千年——选手们谁也没有发现谁,所以我们需要有人来打破这个局面。”绿裙妖精道。„In 6000......” the Liu Pingmoansaid.
“六千年……”柳平呻吟道。„, Is quite soul-stirring, thisis the classicsdeadlockwar that onegoes down in historysufficiently, not?”GreenskirtMonster Spiritsaidby an intonation of exclamation.
“啊,相当惊心动魄,这可是一场足以载入史册的经典僵持战,不是吗?”绿裙妖精以一种惊叹的语调说道。„How should Ido?”Liu Pingasked.
“我该怎样做?”柳平问。„Casual, so long asparticipates, even ifwere eliminated, after the gamealsohas the popcorn and strawberrysendsto provideas the honorable mention.”Monster Spiritin high spiritssay/way.
“随便,只要来参赛就可以,哪怕被淘汰了,赛后也有爆米花和草莓派作为鼓励奖发放。”妖精兴高采烈道。„...... Iactually...... a little matteraskyouto help.”Liu Pingsaid.
“……我其实……有点事找你们帮忙。”柳平道。„Everyoneis observing, after mustcontinueto the competitionended , to handlevariousbusiness, oryouremainto observe, will waitseveral thousandyearscertainlyto finishagain?”Monster Spiritsaid.
“大家都在观战,一直要持续到比赛结束后才可以处理各项事务,要不你留下来观战吧,再等个几千年一定会结束的?”妖精道。Several thousandyears......
几千年……Liu Pingsighingcannot help but, said: „Participation, walks, leadingmeto participate.”柳平不由自主的叹了口气,说道:“参赛是吧,走,带我去参赛。”„Good!”
“好!”Monster Spiritfishes out a woodenstick, towardLiu Pinggentlyonefinger/refers.妖精摸出一根木杖,朝着柳平轻轻一指。
The Liu Pingwhole personreducesimmediatelyis similartoMonster Spirit, was being held handsby the opposite party, crashed in thatdoorall of a sudden.柳平整个人顿时缩小得与妖精差不多,被对方牵着手,一下子就冲进了那扇门里。
......
……Liu Pingstoodon the rug of castlehall.柳平站在了城堡大厅的地毯上。Monster Spiritstandssidehim, in the handliftsbig loudspeaker saying: „playerspleasenote, wehave the newparticipant!”
一个妖精站在他身边,手里举着一个大喇叭道:“各位选手请注意,我们有新的参赛者!”ItnodstowardLiu Ping, said: „Youhavethreeminutesto hide, in this process, everyonewill cover the eye.”
它朝柳平点点头,说道:“你有三分钟时间进行躲藏,在这个过程中,所有人都会捂住眼睛。”Said that a figurerevolutiondisappears.
说完身形一转就不见了。Now.
现在。Onlyis left overLiu Pingto standaloneon the spot.
只剩下柳平独自站在原地。all aroundfalls into the thoroughpeace.四周陷入彻底的安静。In the fireplaceburns the dry firewood that flip-flopis making noise, onnearbytablepiled up with the fragrantsweets.
壁炉里燃着噼啪作响的干柴,一旁的桌子上堆满了香喷喷的甜食。Then——
那么——Where can oneselfhide?自己要躲在哪里呢?Liu Pingis hesitating, suddenlylifted the handfan a oneselfslap in the face.柳平沉吟着,忽然抬手扇了自己一耳光。Damn!
见鬼!Almostleaningby the Monster Spiritbelt/bring.
差点就被妖精带偏了。Hides a wool!
躲个毛啊!Ifoneselfreally attended the hide and seekfinalshere, several thousandyearson the past, Divine Pillars of Purgatoryalsodestroyedin a flash.
如果自己真的在这里参加躲猫猫决赛,几千年一晃就过去了,炼狱神柱也都毁灭了。
It is not good!
不行!Ifoneselfwants the meansto terminatethiscompetition!自己要想办法终止这场比赛!
The Godsoundresoundssuddenly: „Remember, youcannotscrew up the Monster Spiritgrand meeting, thatwill makeyouturn into enemies.”上帝的声音忽然响起:“记住,你不能搞砸妖精的盛会,那会让你们反目成仇。”„What is correctmethod?”Liu Pingasked.
“正确的方法是什么?”柳平问。„Whodoes not have the meanstoMonster Spirit,”in the Godtoneis passing a helplessness,
“谁对妖精都没有办法,”上帝的语气里透着一股无奈,„OryoumixwithMonster Spirits, nightmaremonsterwill not at least provokethem.”„Youare cracking a joke.”Liu Pingsaid.
“要不你就跟着妖精们混,至少噩梦怪物们不会来招惹它们。”“你在开玩笑吧。”柳平道。Hepaces up and downon the rug.
他在地毯上来回走动。Oneminutepasses by.
一分钟过去。
The Liu Pinghaltingfootsteps, saidsuddenlyin a low voice: „Nowmostneedsto do, is actually makesthisfinalsstop.”柳平忽然站住脚步,低声道:“现在最需要做的,其实是让这场决赛停下来。”【Wordssaid,at presentreads aloudlistens to storytellingeasiest-to-useapp, mew mewreading, installmentmostupdate.】
【话说,目前朗读听书最好用的app,咪咪阅读,安装最新版。】„Cannotscrew uptheircompetitions, otherwisetheywill be angry.”Godsaid.
“不能搞砸它们的比赛,否则它们会愤怒的。”上帝道。„Iknow that...... Imustdefeatthemathide and seekthismatter, like thistheydid not have the wordsto say.”Liu Pingsaid.
“我知道……我要在躲猫猫这件事上战胜它们,这样它们就没有话说了。”柳平道。Hisvisionsweepstoall around, simultaneouslyactivated„Knowledge Like God”strength.
他目光扫向四周,同时激活了“见闻如神”的力量。What a pity——
可惜——InVoiddoes not have anytitleflashes before.虚空中没有任何名号闪现。Actuallytwolines of burning small charactersfloatinhimat present:
却有两行燃烧小字悬浮在他眼前:„Youare unable through‚’Monster Spirit that Knowledge Like Goddiscoveryhidden.”
“你无法通过‘见闻如神’发现隐藏的妖精。”„Theybecausefrequentlyinsufficientlylostgravely the opportunity of havingtitle, andregarding thisdoes not care at all.”
“它们常常因为不够庄重而失去了拥有名号的机会,并且对此毫不在意。”„Defeatsthem? Plays hide-and-seek? Thatis unlikely, thisistheirraceadvantagesis.” The Death Goddessdigressionsaid.
“战胜它们?捉迷藏?那不太可能吧,这是他们的种族优势所在。”女死神插话道。„Iknow that...... thishas the means that can only defeatthem.”Liu Pingsaid.
“我知道……这不是没办法么,只能战胜它们。”柳平道。„Youareearnest? Buthide and seekthismatterMonster Spiritspecialty.” The Mother of the Earthdigressionsaid.
“你是认真的吗?躲猫猫这种事可是妖精的拿手好戏。”大地之母插话道。Liu Pingsnapped fingers, said: „Butmyalsobeing self-confidentgood play——”柳平打了个响指,说道:“但我也有拿手好戏——”„What?”TwoGoddessaskedwith one voice.
“什么?”两位女神齐声问道。„Heis a swindler.”GodtonedeeprepliedforLiu Ping.
“他是个骗子。”上帝语气深沉的替柳平回答道。„No, Iunderstandthem, theyhave a heart of innocence.”Liu Pingcorrected.
“不,我了解它们,它们都有一颗童真的心。”柳平纠正道。next instant.下一瞬。Crowdsbunches of fresh flowersare in full bloomin the entirehall, shortly afterwardsissalutes and innumerablebravosone after another.
群群簇簇的鲜花在整个大厅中怒放,紧接着是一声又一声的礼炮、无数的喝彩声。——Liu PingsawMonster Spiritsto hold the revelryparty, thereforetothisset of studydecent.——柳平曾经见过妖精们开狂欢派对,所以对这一套学的有模有样。Onlyhears the Monster Spiritsoundalsoto resoundtogether:
只听一道妖精的声音随之响起:„NowallMonster Spiritbecausebroke the rulesto lose the qualifications to compete, was only left overlast.”
“现在所有妖精都因为犯规失去了比赛资格,只剩下最后一位。”„Ituntilhas not comeat this moment, wehad not foundit!”
“它直到此刻还未现身,我们也没有找到它!”„Comes out, champion of thiscompetition!”
“出来吧,本届比赛的冠军!”
The cheersare warmer.
欢呼声更加热烈。Does not have——including a time of breath
连一息的功夫都没有——Saw onlyMonster Spiritto drillfrom each corner of hallone after another.
只见一个接一个妖精从大厅的各个角落钻了出来。„Am I a champion?”
“我是冠军?”Theirshoutingwith one voice.
它们异口同声的喊道。InVoidresounds the intermittentconfusion and noise, thatis the ridicule that observingMonster Spiritssends out.虚空中响起阵阵混乱和嘈杂声,那是观战的妖精们发出的嘲笑。GreenskirtMonster Spiritjumps, beckons with the hand saying: „Fellows who oneselfjumps, youwere discovered, noweliminatesfrom the finalsofficially!”
绿裙妖精跳出来,摆手道:“自己跳出来的家伙们,你们被发现了,现在正式从决赛中淘汰!”Monster Spiritsdejectedflying intoVoid in hall, left the sports field.
大厅里的妖精们垂头丧气的飞入虚空,离开了比赛场地。„Threeplayers, belowcompeteto continue!”GreenskirtMonster Spiritannounced.
“还有三位选手,下面比赛继续!”绿裙妖精宣布道。Sheset upright the thumbtowardLiu Ping, lowers the sound saying: „Was too splendid, shamelessswindler.”
她朝柳平竖了个大拇指,压低声音道:“太精彩了,无耻的骗子。”„Remainingis not easyto look.”Liu Pingsaid.
“剩下的可不好找。”柳平道。„According torule, youralsofivesecondshides, quickly!”GreenskirtMonster Spiritsaid.
“按照规则,你还有五秒的时间躲起来,快!”绿裙妖精道。„What, only hadfiveseconds?”Liu Pingasked.
“什么,只有五秒了?”柳平问。„Hidesquickly!”GreenskirtMonster Spiritanxioussay/way.
“快躲啊!”绿裙妖精焦急道。Suddenly, the small hand’spop upfrom the rug, holds the foot of Liu Pingstubbornly.
突然,一只小手从地毯下冒出来,死死抓住柳平的脚。„Foundyou! Askedyouto let success go to the head, haha!”ThatMonster Spiritfavoritesay/way.
“找到你了!叫你得意忘形吧,哈哈!”那个妖精得意的道。
The Liu Pingfacial expressionis invariable, said: „concealsrealgood! Undermyeyehides, Ihave not discoveredyou.”柳平神情不变,称赞道:“藏的真好!就在我眼皮子底下,我都没发现你。”„Admits defeat! human!”Monster Spiritsaid.
“认输吧!人类!”妖精道。„Butyouwere also discovered.”Liu Pingsaid.
“但是你也被发现了。”柳平道。„Finding the personwas not——Idiscoveredyou, can therefore hide again onetime.”Monster Spiritsaid.
“找人不算——我找出了你,所以可以重新再藏一次。”妖精道。„Whosaid that youdid findme?”Liu Pingsaid with a smile.
“谁说你找到我了?”柳平笑道。Finishes barely the words, hechanges to a nihilitysuddenly, vanishesdoes not see.
话音未落,他忽然化作一片虚无,消失不见。——originalthisis only a false appearance that hereleases!——原来这只是他释放出来的一个假象!ThatMonster Spiritis startled.
那位妖精怔住。
The greenskirtMonster Spiritresponseis extremely quick, immediatelyshouts: „Youroneselfjumps, person who alsohas not heldhiding, youwere eliminated!”
绿裙妖精反应极快,立刻喝道:“你自己跳出来,又没抓住躲藏的人,你出局了!”„What! Whycanlike this!”ThatMonster Spirithas a big shockto say.
“什么!为什么会这样!”那妖精大惊失色道。all aroundVoidbreaks out the slatingapplause, the hand that observesmuchMonster Spiritpattedred.四周虚空响起雷鸣般的掌声,不少观战妖精的手都拍红了。EvenhasMonster Spiritto cheerloudly: „A trulyshamelessswindler! Ihavemanyyearsnot to seesuchfiercewas slicker!”
甚至有妖精大声喝彩道:“一个真正无耻的骗子!我有好多年没看到这么厉害的大滑头了!”„Yes! Toodespicable!”OtherMonster Spiritechoto say.
“是啊!太卑鄙了!”其他妖精附和道。GreenskirtMonster Spiritraises the hand, hintingallaudienceis peaceful, saidloudly:
绿裙妖精举起手,示意所有观众安静下来,大声道:„Finaltwoplayers!”
“还有最后两位选手!”„——champion and second-place finisherconteststarts!”
“——冠亚军争夺战开始!”Allsoundsvanishimmediately.
所有声音顿时消失。Finallytwoplayers!
最后两名选手!One of themnaturallyisLiu Ping, anotherMonster Spirit that has not come tofrom beginning to end.
其中一人自然是柳平,另一个是从头到尾都没有现身的妖精。Who can ——bewon the competition?——到底会是谁赢得比赛呢?
The entirecastlehallrestoredagainpeacefully.
整个城堡大厅再次恢复了安静。HoweverinVoidhasvariousinvisibledistortionphenomena.
不过虚空中却有着各种无形的扭曲现象。This is becausecompetesis extremely splendidandanxious, manyMonster Spiritare agitated, for a whilefaints, was lifted the auditorium.
这是因为比赛太过精彩和紧张,以至于不少妖精情绪激动,一时昏了过去,被抬出了观众席。
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