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#61: My family's father's younger cousin is innumerable


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At this time the atmosphere of living room is very strange, a Elder Brother Long face delay looks at Yang Ke'er, Chen Yi sits in face grey does not know at the same time is thinking anything, He Wenbin several people of honest researcher lines on the hand, as if are calculating oneself fate! 此时客厅的气氛很诡异,龙哥一脸呆滞的看着杨可儿,陈义坐在一边一脸灰色不知道在想什么,何文斌几人老实的研究者掌纹,似乎算着自己的命数! Several women kneel earnestly, like several ostriches. The Zhang Xiaoqiang light a foot is sitting on the chair, Su Qian holds a smelly foot face of Zhang Xiaoqiang to be dedicated. 几个女人跪地埋头,像几只鸵鸟。张小强光着一只脚丫子坐在椅子上,苏茜捧着张小强的臭脚丫子一脸专注. Yang Ke'er is somewhat anxious, a pair of hand hugs because of the chest front is not good, the back because of being not after death good, finally hangs in the two sides is pinching the lower hem corner. 杨可儿有些紧张,一双手抱在胸前也不好,背在身后也不好,最后垂在两边捏着衣角。 The living room appears very depressed, these many people press together a sound does not have unexpectedly, the air quality is not quite good! Is filling a Zhang Xiaoqiang smelly foot taste! 客厅显得很沉闷,这么多人挤在一起居然一点响动都没有,空气质量却不太好!弥漫着一股张小强的臭脚味儿! Is small, little father's younger cousin! Do you come out?” Finally Yang Ke'er broke sadly, opens the mouth greets to Elder Brother Long! “小,小表叔!你出来啦?”最终杨可儿打破了沉闷,开口向龙哥打着招呼! Zhang Xiaoqiang one hear of Yang Ke'er shouted the Elder Brother Long father's younger cousin, almost a foot trampled to the Su Qian face on, whole person almost slipping ground. 张小强一听杨可儿龙哥表叔,差点一脚丫子踹到苏茜脸上,整个人差点滑倒地上。 Sang song at heart: My family's father's younger cousin is innumerable!” 心里唱起一句小曲儿:“我家的表叔数不清!” Elder Brother Long seems to be awakening from a dream, before raising the step arrives at the Yang Ke'er body, sizes up carefully: „Are you city elder brother's daughter? Are you Ke'er? Was Fuck, all of a sudden long so how big?” 龙哥如梦初醒,提步走到杨可儿身前仔细打量一番,:“你是城哥的女儿?你是可儿KAO,怎么一下子长这么大了?” Elder Brother Long as if was unable to believe! 龙哥似乎还不敢相信! Congratulates Elder Brother Long!” Good, Elder Brother Long found family member!” He Wenbin and the others are congratulating to Elder Brother Long at the same time! “恭喜龙哥!”“好啊,龙哥找到亲人啦!”何文斌等人在一边向龙哥祝贺着! Little father's younger cousin I want 15 fully! You go for six years!” Yang Ke'er was reminding at the same time! “小表叔我都要满15啦!你都进去六年啦!”杨可儿在一边提醒着! Hehe! No wonder! Previous time saw when you you also entangle your father to ask for money to buy the yogurt, your father do not give, you sit on the ground are unruly! I give you 100 you to give up!” “呵呵!难怪啊!上次见到你时你还缠着你爸爸要钱买酸奶,你爸不给,你就坐在地上撒泼!还是我给你100块你才罢休啊!” Elder Brother Long recalls the past events to sob very much! 龙哥回忆着往事很是唏嘘! It seems like does Yang Ke'er like the habit of being unruly forms since childhood?” Zhang Xiaoqiang somewhat understands why Yang Ke'er liked being unruly. “看来杨可儿喜欢撒泼是从小养成的习惯?”张小强有些明白杨可儿为什么喜欢撒泼了。 What! At that time I was still attending the elementary school!” Yang Ke'er hears Elder Brother Long to mention that her dirty business is very awkward. “什么嘛!那时我还在读小学也!”杨可儿听到龙哥提到她的糗事很尴尬。 Your father mother? My mother? They now how?” Elder Brother Long is somewhat excited, although the criminal may miss the family member. “你爸妈呢?还有我妈呢?他们现在怎么样了?”龙哥有些激动,虽说是犯人可还是挂念着亲人。 Yang Ke'er hears Elder Brother Long to raise oneself parents mood to be melancholy, both eyes start to blush: 杨可儿听到龙哥提起自己父母心情忧郁起来,双目开始发红: I do not know! I on that day and schoolmate window-shopped, was stranded in the freight vehicle box has been stranded for three months, ran away to go out of town with great difficulty, the schoolmate was eaten by monster! wu wu wu wu · · · · · · “我也不知道!我那天和同学逛街,被困在货车箱里困了三个月,好不容易逃出城,同学又被怪物吃了!呜呜呜呜······ Yang Ke'er is sobbing, cried some little time to continue: 杨可儿哭泣着,哭了好一会才继续说着: Father and mother and husband's aunt live in town center, where monster are most! I was saved by Cockroach, I will also be eaten! wu wu wu · · · · “爸妈和姑婆住在市中心,哪里怪物最多!我要不是被蟑螂救下,我也会被吃掉的!呜呜呜···· Remembers the parents to be uncertain of one's fate to meet family member again in addition, in the Yang Ke'er heart the continuously constrained distress erupts for a while, what crying is gloomy. 想起父母生死未卜再加上遇上亲人,杨可儿心中一直被压抑的苦楚一时爆发出来,哭的是天昏地暗。 Listens to Yang Ke'er to wail, Elder Brother Long is not happy, the eye socket somewhat blushes. He Wenbin they also lowered the head sadly, their family members do not know the life and death! 听着杨可儿嚎啕大哭,龙哥心情也不好,眼眶有些发红。何文斌他们也低下头伤心,他们的家人也不知生死! Chen Yi also has thought own family member holds the head to stay on the chair, the several women of his side bury not to see clearly the expression, but on the smooth floor brick is dropping water stain. 就连陈义也想到了自己的家人抱着脑袋呆坐在椅子上,他身边的几个女人埋着头看不清楚表情,只是光滑的地板砖上滴着水渍。 Zhang Xiaoqiang felt that the foot was dropped by several drops of boiling hot water drops, turned the head to see Su Qian to stop the massage, his smelly foot hugged soulless in the chest front, both eyes looks at his bottom of pants leg, slides from her eyes that the tears kept drops on his smelly foot. 张小强感到脚丫子被几滴滚烫的水珠滴到,转头看到苏茜停止了按摩,将他的臭脚抱在胸前,双目无神的看着他的裤脚,泪水不停的从她眼里滑出滴落在他的臭脚上。 The morning that the Zhang Xiaoqiang parents walk, does not have the deep sorrow. Has believed at heart own younger sister will be all right, oneself this usually was negligent in the exercise otaku to live, the strong many younger sisters should also be all right! Therefore Zhang Xiaoqiang can study others' expression like the outsider leisurely. 张小强父母走的早,没有切肤之痛。心里一直坚信自己的妹妹会没事,自己这个平日疏于锻炼的宅男都活了下来,比自己强不少的妹妹也应该没事!所以张小强能像个局外人一样悠哉悠哉的研究着别人的表情。 Elder Brother Long wiped the eye socket to open the mouth saying: Let alone these mourning angry words, today are the celebrations, big celebration!” 龙哥抹了一下眼眶开口道:“别说那些丧气话,今天是喜事,大喜事啊!” He turns the head to look at Zhang Xiaoqiang, Zhang Xiaoqiang stands hastily: Elder Brother Long is good! Is Elder Brother Long also the Y City person?” 他转头看着张小强,张小强连忙站立起来:“龙哥好!龙哥也是Y城人?” The Zhang Xiaoqiang light a foot is standing in the ground, is others' domain, oneself cannot install the grandfather, said the Yang Ke'er relative again. 张小强光着一只脚站在地上,到底是别人的地盘,自己也不能装太爷,再说还是杨可儿的亲戚。 Hahaha, fellow villager! Sits, you're welcome.” 哈哈哈,老乡啊!坐坐坐,别客气。” Elder Brother Long greeted Zhang Xiaoqiang to sit down, oneself also sat down to a living rooms leather sofa on, he felt the arm rest of leather sofa to ask to Zhang Xiaoqiang: 龙哥招呼张小强坐下,自己也到客厅中间的一张真皮沙发上坐下,他摸着真皮沙发的扶手向张小强问道: How did brother call?” “老弟怎么称呼?” After Zhang Xiaoqiang has drunk the rainwater, appears even more young, looks like the 20-year-old appearance, in addition Doomsday arrives, has not starved, exercise good of , a person looked really has the vitality very much, the vitality has a ruddy complexion sufficiently, pouring makes the person think that he is young! 张小强喝了雨水之后显得越发年轻,看起来20多岁的样子,再加上末世到来后从没挨过饿,锻炼的也不错,真个人看起来很有朝气,气血充足面色红润,倒让人以为他年纪不大! Ha! Elder Brother Long was polite, I have a nickname to be called Cockroach, the beforehand name does not raise!” Zhang Xiaoqiang has resentment to own name very much! “哈!龙哥客气了,我有个诨号叫做蟑螂,以前的名字不提也罢!”张小强对自己的名字很有怨念 Hehe, Brother! So long as the present way of the world you have skill, even if you called the stinking insect others also to call your grandfather! Hahaha!!” “呵呵,老弟啊!现在的世道只要你有本事,哪怕你就叫臭虫别人也得喊你爷爷!哈哈哈!!” Elder Brother Long thinks little to the Zhang Xiaoqiang words, looks like insolent that the whole person displays. 龙哥张小强的话不以为意,看起来整个人表现的很张狂。 You have rescued Ke'er, plump and fair-complected that but also raises her, this is the skill. Is the brothers skill what kind of?” It seems like Elder Brother Long has not known that Zhang Xiaoqiang once killed the four directions. “你救了可儿,还把她养的白白胖胖,这就是本事。兄弟身手怎么样?”看来龙哥还不知道张小强曾打杀四方。 Elder Brother Long! The Elder Brother Cockroach skill is big! Sweeps monster that quite a while has killed on the previous 78 rifles, a Elder Brother Cockroach person makes six! We are he rescue!” 龙哥蟑螂哥本事大啊!就上次78支步枪扫了半天才打死的怪物,蟑螂哥一个人就做掉六只!我们都是他救的!” He Wenbin in swings flag for Zhang Xiaoqiang at the same time. 何文斌在一边替张小强摇旗子。 Yes! Elder Brother Long you do not know! I and bottle opener were stranded by over a thousand monster in the roof, Elder Brother Cockroach killed seven to enter seven to bring me! Before I also think oneself could not pass, the bottle opener was scared, where now also hangs!” “是啊!龙哥你不知道啊!我和起子被上千只怪物困在楼顶上,还是蟑螂哥杀了个七进七出才把我带回来!之前我还以为自己过不去了,起子都被吓傻了,现在还挂在哪儿!” San Zi also at the same time is Zhang Xiaoqiang drums up support! 三子也在一边为张小强造势! Hehe! Small three said extremely, I first have put a fire, making these things chaotic get up to get down the life-saving!” “呵呵!小三说的太过了,我不过是先放了一把火,让那些东西乱了起来才下去救人的!” Zhang Xiaoqiang to is but actually modest. 张小强到倒谦虚起来。 Elder Brother Long you have not seen! I am with Elder Brother Cockroach that does not leave from thousand monster, kills innermost! I see a Elder Brother Cockroach person to cut down over a hundred! Does not fear you to laugh, my pants crotch has not done now!” 龙哥你没看到啊!我是一步不离的跟着蟑螂哥从千只怪物最外边,一只杀到最里边!我看见蟑螂哥一个人就砍倒上百只啊!不怕你笑话,我裤裆现在还没干咧!” He Wenbin makes an effort to exaggerate the Zhang Xiaoqiang victory in the one side, Zhang Xiaoqiang are all the way most also cuts down several, that is knocks about from one job to another before the body! 何文斌在一旁使劲夸大张小强的战果,张小强一路上最多也就砍倒十几只,那还是瞎撞到身前的! Yes Elder Brother Long, I the clarity that looks in the roof, Elder Brother Bin called the drop me!” San Zi is also unwilling to fall behind. “是啊龙哥,我在楼顶上看的清清楚楚,还是斌哥把我叫下来滴!”三子也不甘落后。 Face simple-hearted Old Ren Shi also wants to say two, he will really not express, but stands on one side a face excitedly looks at Elder Brother Long to nod. 就连一脸木讷的老实人也想说两句,也他实在不会表达,只是站在一边一脸激动的看着龙哥点头。 Elder Brother Long sees this scenery very surprise, afterward is a face likes: Hahaha! The brave generals, absolutely are the brave generals, today is double happiness descend on the house! Bin child!” 龙哥看到此景很诧异,随后就是一脸欢喜,:“哈哈哈!猛将,绝对是猛将,今天是双喜临门啊!斌子!” Elder Brother Long was very happy, he analogies the brave general Zhang Xiaoqiang, locates oneself the commander in chief. 龙哥很高兴,他把张小强比喻成猛将,就是把自己定位成主帅。 Elder Brother Long, any matter you told!” A He Wenbin honest resembles only sheep of face sinister aspect, the standing body waits for Elder Brother Long to speak. 龙哥,啥事儿您吩咐!”一脸凶相的何文斌老实的像只羊,站直身子等着龙哥发话。 Went, goes to carry two fat chickens to butcher to the hen house, today breaks a meatless fast. Told old drunkard to look again to me the chicken, few chicken feather my I have dug up his skin!” “去,去到鸡舍里拎两只肥鸡宰了,今天开荤。再告诉‘老酒鬼’把鸡给我看牢了,少一根鸡毛我我扒了他的皮!” Good!” He Wenbin has been ordered to turn around to walk, hurries to the hen house. “好咧!”何文斌得到命令转身就走,赶着去鸡舍。 Haha, making the brother look at joke! From the beginning arrived here. These chickens the starving to death larger part, below that group of child charlatans have stuffed oneself, when San Zi said when the chicken can lay eggs remains is less than hundred! I feared that became extinct to make one to safeguard!” 哈哈,让老弟看笑话啦!一开始到这儿。那些鸡就已经饿死一大半,下面那帮子混子又胡吃海塞,等到三子说鸡可以下蛋时就剩不到百只!我怕绝了种就叫人看管起来!” Elder Brother Long feared that Zhang Xiaoqiang said oneself are mean-spirited, explains. 龙哥张小强说自己小气,解释起来。 Su Qian wears the sock of Zhang Xiaoqiang left leg, puts on the shoes is the good shoelace, starts to massage another foot, Yang Ke'er is staring at the same time, the mouth was whispering anything. 苏茜张小强左脚的袜子穿好,套上鞋子系好鞋带,又开始按摩另一只脚,杨可儿在一边瞪着眼,嘴里嘀咕着什么。 Looks that Su Qian takes off in the sock heart of oneself right foot to move, Chen Yi will have four women, Elder Brother Long should not compare him to be few, least also will be four, they will add together are also ten people, oneself and Yang Ke'er, in addition very much Wenbin they will have 20 people, 20 people will eat two chickens truly are tremble. 看着苏茜脱下自己右脚的袜子心中一动,陈义有四个女人,龙哥应该不会比他少,最少也是四个,他们加一起也就是十个人,自己和杨可儿两人,再加上很文斌他们就有20人,20人吃两只鸡确实是寒颤点。 Elder Brother Long in next beginning how, does not have any good thing, several hundred jin (0.5 kg) rice smokes meat also asks Elder Brother Long do not shut out!” 龙哥在下初来咋到,也没什么好东西,几百斤大米熏肉还请龙哥不要嫌弃!” Zhang Xiaoqiang decided that stops over in this temporarily, prepares to hand over own goods in stock, daily eats the smoked meat to see that now smokes meat wants to spit, Yang Ke'er does not eat the fat, might as well works as a favor! 张小强决定在这暂时落脚,准备把自己的存货交出来,天天吃熏肉现在看到熏肉就想吐,杨可儿又不吃肥肉,还不如当个人情! Haha, the brother is refreshed, but also let alone wants to eat the meat now, the day huge rice matches my greasy taste that the brined vegetable eats, in the meals including worker's chant is inferior! 哈哈,老弟爽快啊,还别说现在就是想吃肉,天天大米饭配咸菜吃的我腻味儿,连号子里的伙食都不如啊! Elder Brother Long thanked for a kindness very much, lets Old Ren Shi and San Zi goes to the Zhang Xiaoqiang tricycle high and low commodity together, Yang Ke'er also followed, monitored them do not move themselves to hide in the treasure of various places. 龙哥很承情,让老实人三子一起去张小强三轮车上下物资,杨可儿也跟了出去,监视他们不要动自己藏在各处的宝贝。
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