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#53: I love you, husband

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Over and over confirmed after has not hidden BOSS, two people raise the long spear/gun to walk toward bridgehead, Yang Ke'er just prepared, the trail arms go forward to kill his corpse face upwards Mafan to be stopped by calling out by Zhang Xiaoqiang. 再三确认没有隐藏BOOS后,两人提着长枪向桥头走去,杨可儿刚准备,提枪上前杀他个尸仰马翻就被张小强叫住。 The happiness of „now killing, later is the ground the corpse, the car(riage) crosses everywhere? Do you move the corpse?” Zhang Xiaoqiang is teaching Yang Ke'er, Yang Ke'er purses the lips does not speak! “现在杀的痛快,待会地上到处是尸体,车怎么过？你去搬尸体？”张小强教训着杨可儿,杨可儿撅着嘴不说话！ „Sees the bridgehead nearby open area? You are waiting there. I direct strangely, coming you to kill one, coming two you to make one pair, do not feel dizzy to rush!” “看见桥头边上的空地没有？你就在那儿等着。我去引怪,来一只你就杀一只,来两只你就做一双,千万别又发昏冲上去,啊！” Zhang Xiaoqiang in thousand ding ten thousand Zhu at the same time, the Yang Ke'er whole face is impatient. Looks at a Yang Ke'er face impatient appearance. Before Zhang Xiaoqiang remembers itself, the father also likes teaching itself, but oneself are also the whole face impatient appearance. 张小强在一边千叮万嘱,杨可儿满脸不耐烦。看着杨可儿一脸不耐烦的样子。张小强想起自己以前,父亲也喜欢教训自己,而自己也是满脸不耐烦的样子。 „Is this reverse psychology of young people? Did start old?” Zhang Xiaoqiang cannot deeply want to get down again, welcomed toward zombie. “难道这就是年轻人的逆反心理？难道自己已经开始老了？”张小强不敢再深想下去,朝着丧尸迎去。 With expectation is the same, Zhang Xiaoqiang approaches, zombie senseless throws to him, in threes and fours was directed in the open area by Zhang Xiaoqiang, directs to cause the delight strangely, Yang Ke'er shouted scolds shout it seems like to kill also very much satisfied a craving. 和预想的一样,张小强一靠近,丧尸就没头没脑的向他扑来,三五成群的被张小强引到空地上,引怪引得不亦乐乎,身后的杨可儿呼喝叱咤看来杀的也很是过瘾。 When brings about 20-30, Zhang Xiaoqiang engages in self-examination to prepare to coordinate the Yang Ke'er combat, just had turned around to see that in the ground zombie throws to place, but can also stand zombie only then kitten 2-3. 等到引来二三十只左右,张小强反身准备配合杨可儿作战,刚转过身来就看到地面上丧尸扑到一地,还能站着的丧尸只有小猫两三只。 Yang Ke'er just like Valkyrie takes possession, spiral steel Beast Horn Spear in her hands by dancing is the same with the wheel, that from the sky circles is jumping zombie of waltz, pulled out by a Yang Ke'er spear/gun on the backbone, that does not have the head resembles only headless fly in zombie that the ground spins, was pounded in the chest cavity by a Yang Ke'er rifle butt head. 杨可儿犹如女武神附体,螺纹钢兽角枪在她手中被舞的跟车轮一样,那在空中打着旋儿跳着华尔兹的丧尸,是被杨可儿一枪抽在脊梁骨上的,那个没有脑袋像只无头苍蝇在地上打着转儿的丧尸,是被杨可儿一枪把脑袋砸到胸腔里的。 Looks throwing that flying that present zombie flies, throws, Zhang Xiaoqiang was also depressed, taught the Yang Ke'er words she not to perceive a moment ago from the start, pounds, selects, pulls out, has not punctured. In an instant in open area clean, Yang Ke'er looks that Zhang Xiaoqiang as if thought does not satisfy a craving very much. 看着眼前的丧尸飞的飞、扑的扑,张小强又郁闷了,刚才教训杨可儿的话她压根儿就没听进去,砸的、挑的、抽的、就是没有刺的。转眼间空地上就清洁溜溜,杨可儿看着张小强似乎觉得很不过瘾。 „Oh ~~~~” Zhang Xiaoqiang thought oneself are too failed, others' loli raises clever lovable, oneself raise refuses stubbornly to be obedient? “唉~~~~”张小强觉得自己太失败,别人的萝莉怎么就养的乖巧可爱,自己养的就死不听话呢？ Ok, goes along with her, does not want to manage, cannot control! 算了,就随她去吧,不想管了,也管不了！ Zhang Xiaoqiang has thought sourly a while no longer thinks, engages in self-examination to continue to direct the strange great undertaking. 张小强酸溜溜地想了一会儿就不再想,反身继续引怪大业。 50 zombie Zhang Xiaoqiang basically have not meddled, all by Yang Ke'er hold/container Yuaner! Looks lies down in ground zombie lying this way and that Zhang Xiaoqiang does not envy. Kills again many? Also is not the most preliminary cannon fodder who kills, which resembles elder brother! Either does not begin, begins to make BOSS. 50只丧尸张小强基本上没插手,全被杨可儿包圆儿！看着横七竖八躺在地上的丧尸,张小强也不嫉妒。杀的再多？还不是杀的最低级的炮灰,哪像哥！要么就不动手,一动手就把BOOS做掉。 The bridge floor has cleaned up cleanly, Zhang Xiaoqiang was driving three rounds vehicles for agriculture purpose to the opposite shore. 桥面已经清理干净,张小强开着三轮农用车到了对岸。 Arrives at opposite shore Zhang Xiaoqiang to stop to jump down, walks toward Kim Yong-Dae guest. 一到对岸张小强就停下车跳了下来,向金龙大客走去。 „What's wrong? monster?” Yang Ke'er looks that Zhang Xiaoqiang gets out she also to get out, in the hand is raising her love spear/gun! “怎么呢？还有怪物吗？”杨可儿看着张小强下车她也跟着下车,手里提着她的爱枪！ Zhang Xiaoqiang bypasses ground scattered human bones carefully, was sizing up the present red bus, bus left front hit flat and drives Xi Rong in the same place, the driver already disappeared without a trace, was ripped the cloth strip on the white chair cushion to preserve the bloodstain of becoming dark. 张小强小心绕过地上零散的人骨,打量着眼前的红色大客车,大客车左侧车头被撞扁和驾驶席融在一起,司机早已不知去向,只有被撕成布条的白色椅垫上存留着发黑的血迹。 The entire automobile body is approximately complete, the black seal glass window has not damaged, but was hit by any thing by the bridge floor front door, even/including that partly hangs on automobile body. 整个车身大致完好,黑色的密封玻璃窗也没有破损,只是靠桥面的大门被什么东西撞开,半吊不吊的连在车身上。 Is thinking the harvest that soon will succeed in obtaining he is happy, cracks a joke with Yang Ke'er on own initiative: „Do you fire off after the game is strange do not pick the thing?” 想着即将到手的收获他心情很好,主动和杨可儿开着玩笑:“你在游戏里打完怪后不捡东西？” „Uncle! Haven't you had a fever? These monster do not put on to fall any thing the clothes!” Yang Ke'er does not approve the Zhang Xiaoqiang money-mad behavior. “大叔啊！你没发烧吧？那些怪物连衣服都不穿能掉什么东西哦！”杨可儿并不认可张小强的财迷行为。 „Hehe! Has not fallen the treasure to have treasure chest!” Zhang Xiaoqiang speaks while climbs up Kim Yong-Dae guest. “呵呵！没有掉宝可有宝箱啊！”张小强一边说着话一边爬上金龙大客。 In the big guest is also the chaotic likely garbage heap, the person the bone, the broken cloth strip, various colors, various types of big or small duffel bags scatter in inside, the Zhang Xiaoqiang goal is these baggage, celebrates a holiday the going home association to bring some good things! 大客里面也是乱糟糟的像个垃圾堆,人骨头,破布条,还有各种颜色,各种大小的行李袋散落在里面,张小强的目标就是这些行李,过节回家总会带一些好东西吧！ Yang Ke'er sits in the tricycle compartment, the left is putting one pile of between-meal snack bags, the right puts one pile to wash the opaline, conditioner, the clean surface breast and hand lotion, the base lip gloss also has the eyebrow pencils and eyelash to clamp and other light castings to be innumerable. 杨可儿坐在三轮车车厢里,左边放着一堆零食袋,右边放着一堆洗发乳、护发素、洁面乳、护手霜,粉底唇彩还有眉笔、睫毛夹等小件无数。 She is chewing between -meal snack while is appreciating the BonMarche bag in hand, the bag of Zhang Xiaoqiang to woman disregards, therefore does not know that produces. 她一边嚼着零食一边欣赏着手中的BonMarche包包,张小强对女人的包包无视所以也不知道那产的。 „Oh ~~~~” Zhang Xiaoqiang always thought that today sighs are too many, today's harvest that sighed is only some between-meal snack cosmetics, that Yang Ke'er saw bag that did not let go. “唉~~~~”张小强总觉得今天叹气叹的太多,今天的收获只是一些零食化妆品,还有那个杨可儿看到就不松手的包包。 Oneself also found a cell phone of Nokia, the cell phone places in one leather package, inside also has the battery backup, Zhang Xiaoqiang saw together this model of cell phone very much likes, the products imported intact is not own village function ratio, in addition is the new style that in October, 2012 will leave, the online price will be 8888. 自己也就找到一部诺基亚的手机,手机放在一个真皮手包里,里面还有一块备用电池,张小强看到这款手机就很喜欢,原装货不是自己的山寨机能比的,再加上又是2012年10月才出的新款,网上的价格是8888。 Zhang Xiaoqiang was still sighing at that time, cell phone can assemble three computers. Although does not know that the cell phone in Doomsday is useful, he puts the body: „At least we can also imitate rich person!” 当时张小强还在兴叹,一部手机自己可以组装三台电脑。虽不知道末世里的手机有什么用,他还是放到身上:“至少咱也能充款爷！” Exchanges the battery backup, presses the starting key. A music resounds, marking of China Mobile appears, then in the cell phone background presented a little girl, the little girl seems 12 or 13-year-old about, the right hand lifts chopsticks to fork to the lens doing type, the smile of face antiquity spirit demon, the smiling face was very delightful, the appearance was also very delightful, seems like small female celestial! 换上备用电池,摁住开机键。一阵音乐响起,中国移动的标识出现,接着手机背景上出现了一个小女孩儿,小女孩儿看上去十二三岁左右,右手举着一双筷子对着镜头做式欲叉,脸上古灵精怪的微笑着,笑容很甜美,长相也很甜美,看上去就像个小仙女儿！ Little girl that clear bright big eye on cell phone, that fresh-faced tender small cheek, she does the strange happy expression intentionally. Let the person look very comfortably, makes people feel to feel sad. 手机上的小女孩那双晶莹明亮的大眼睛,那粉嫩嫩的小脸蛋儿,还有她故意搞怪的笑意。让人看着很舒服,也让人感到心酸。 Zhang Xiaoqiang looks that the picture of little girl was sighing, to be honest the little girl was very attractive moe very much! Plays the two-dimensional beautiful young girl not to know that in compared with these island countries where strong to goes, Yang Ke'er this big loli and that little girl cannot compare. 张小强看着小女孩的照片感叹着,说实话小女孩很漂亮很萌！比那些岛国游戏里的二维美少女不知强到哪里去,杨可儿这只大萝莉和那小女孩更是不能比。 Yang Ke'er can only be counted on, in the future will have into the potential of beautiful woman, but that little girl currently had the outstandingly beautiful taste. 杨可儿只能算作中上,未来还有成为美女的潜质,而那小女孩现在已经有了绝色的滋味儿。 Zhang Xiaoqiang shook the head: „This best quality goods loli now the also not eaten words, turned into zombie loli probably!” 张小强摇了摇头:“这个极品萝莉现在还没被吃掉的话,大概变成丧尸萝莉了吧！” Yang Ke'er has not put down the bag in hand, seems worth seeing a hundred times, Zhang Xiaoqiang bored is playing the cell phone, today had that many matters, the weather was late. Tidies up the big guest will say on one night first again. 杨可儿还没有放下手中的包包,似乎百看不厌,张小强无聊的玩着手机,今天发生了那么多事,天色已晚。把大客收拾收拾先将就一夜再说。 Opens in the short mailbox is a row of signature wife has not read the short note, Zhang Xiaoqiang found bottommost has not read the short note to open. 打开短信箱里面是一排署名老婆的未读短信,张小强找到最下面的未读短信打开。 On December 31, 2012 10.40 \; „Husband you to which? Comes back quickly, outside person goes crazy!” 2012年12月31日10.40\;“老公你到哪了？快回来,外面的人都发疯啦！” On December 31, 2012 13.2 11: „Where husband are you at? I quite feared, outside insane person starts to eat the person!” 2012年12月31日13.211分:“老公你在哪？我好怕,外面的疯人开始吃人啦！” On December 31, 2012 19.50: „Husband do you have injured? Outside insane person in knocking big steel door, I and Miao Miao hides in the bedroom is very safe!” 2012年12月31日19.50:“老公你有没有受伤？外面的疯人都在敲着大铁门,我和喵喵躲在卧室里很安全！” On January 1, 2013 ten points \; „Husband, how you do not reply in writing, I was anxious!” 2013年1月1日十点\;“老公,你怎么不回信,我要急死了！” On January 1, 2013 14.4 17: „Husband do you have to receive a letter, hits your telephone also nobody to meet! I think you, Miao Miao also thinks you.” 2013年1月1日14.417分:“老公你有没有收到信啊,打你电话也没人接！我想你,喵喵也想你。” On January 7, 2013 8.02: „I do not know where you are at? Also does not know that you are living, I saw to drive to want in our family/home nearby Mr. open/stretch of yesterday to clash. I think that his car(riage) was sphered, looks that he came out from car(riage). Looks that he was eaten · · · · · I to love you, husband.” 2013年1月7日8.2分:“我不知道你在哪？也不知道你是不是还活着,我昨天看见住在我们家旁边的张老板开车想冲出去。我看着他的车被围住,看着他被从车里拉出来。看着他被吃掉·····我爱你,老公。” All short notes have read off, Zhang Xiaoqiang breathed out, at heart is very stuffy. 所有的短信都读完了,张小强出了一口气,心里还是很闷。 The wife and cell phone owner called the Miao Miao cat to hide at home, but the owner of cell phone was not eaten turns into zombie. His wife hides was fantasizing at home he goes back to save him, what what a pity was her husband can never go back! 手机主人的老婆和一只叫喵喵的猫躲在家里,而手机的主人不是被吃掉就是变成丧尸。他的老婆躲在家里幻想着他回去救他,可惜的是她老公永远回不去了！
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