AC :: Volume #1

#27: Called me Cockroach!


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Eats, does not eat, this is an issue.” Zhang Xiaoqiang looks at that pork to be in a daze. “吃,还是不吃,这是一个问题。”张小强望着那块大肉发呆。 If found a person to try to be good.” Zhang Xiaoqiang casts a sidelong glance to Yang Ke'er, did the plate weigh to give up, making Yang Ke'er experiment? How to say again she also calculates only loli, although some moron, is no longer chaste. But now in pure is not majority. Some people had said: Maiden? That must look to the kindergarten.” Zhang Xiaoqiang actually thinks otherwise, at least the primary grade should have several! “要是找个人试一下就好了。”张小强杨可儿瞟了一眼,盘衡了一下还是放弃,让杨可儿实验?再怎么说她也算只萝莉,虽然有些脑残,也不再纯洁。可现在不在纯洁是大多数。曾经有人说过:“处女?那要到幼儿园去找。”张小强却不以为然,至少小学低年级应该有几个吧! Pulled far, Zhang Xiaoqiang gazed on the line of sight that meat, the color darkened slightly, should not let blood with enough time, blood entire class to the meat, 300-400 jin (0.5 kg) appearance. 扯远了,张小强又将视线注视到那块肉上,颜色稍有发乌,应该是没有来得及放血,血液全流到肉里,三四百斤的样子。 Swallowed saliva, some days have not eaten the meat, were somewhat gluttonous. Before being lame a leg is arriving at the meat, looked, one has truncated nail big one with the individual spade on the meat cruel-heartedly. Closes one's eyes to fill to the mouth. 吞了一口口水,有些天没吃肉了,有些馋嘴了。瘸着条腿走到肉前看了下,一狠心用单兵锹在肉上削了指甲大一块。一闭眼向嘴里塞去。 Stopped to the mouth, heard the rank taste of raw meat, before Zhang Xiaoqiang arrives at the bonfire, has roasted, looks that the sliced meat turns yellow to curl up until gradually is sending out the fragrance faintly. Depended once by the strange rainwater has tested the body, threw in the sliced meat the import. 到了嘴边停下来,闻道生肉的腥味儿,张小强走到篝火前烤了起来,看着肉片渐渐发黄卷起直到隐隐散发着香味。仗着曾被诡异雨水考验过的身体,将肉片丢进口中。 Is a little old!” Zhang Xiaoqiang comments. Tooth!” Has made the final summary. “有点老!”张小强评价道。“咯牙!”做了最终总结。 Good not to have Kya? I could not wait!” A evolved beast thigh is roasting in fire, Yang Ke'er was urging in side, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at the crucial moment, did not have. “好了没有?我等不及了!”一条变异兽大腿在火上烤着,杨可儿在旁催促着,张小强看了一下火候,“没呢”。 After Zhang Xiaoqiang eats the sliced meat, does not have any untoward effect, deceived little girl also to taste, had proven his suspicion, the D virus was harmful to human, but was beneficial to the animal. 张小强吃掉肉片后没任何不良反应,骗着小丫头也尝了下,证明了他的猜想,D病毒对人类有害,而对动物有益。 Does not know that the monkey can turn into the zombie monkey?” Looks that fire of high-piled firewood Zhang Xiaoqiang is sending the sigh! “不知道猴子会不会变成丧尸猴?”看着火堆张小强发着感叹! Was burnt, was burnt, I have early reached an agreement, the uncle you do not believe that snort/hum!” The meat roasts somewhat burnt, Yang Ke'er complained in side. “焦了,焦了,我早说好了,大叔你偏不信,哼!”肉烤的有些焦,杨可儿在旁抱怨。 Disliked burnt do not eat, the good intention treated as the evil intent!” Zhang Xiaoqiang was scolding her. “嫌焦了就不要吃了,好心当做驴肝肺!”张小强数落着她。 Good, sorry, was whoops good tooth Kya!” Yang Ke'er painstakingly face. Chews does not chew rottenly!” “好了啦,对不起嘛,哎呦好咯牙!”杨可儿苦着脸。“怎么嚼都嚼不烂嘛!” Chews several, when the female pork eats!” The Zhang Xiaoqiang initiator experiences. “多嚼几下,就当母猪肉吃!”张小强传授者经验。 Uncle, do you name?” Yang Ke'er thinks finally asked his name. “大叔,你叫什么名字啊?”杨可儿终于想起来问他的名字。 Hears Yang Ke'er to ask his name, making him recall the past events, in the heart pains. 听到杨可儿问到他的名字,让他回想起往事,心中隐隐作痛。 Xiaoqiang, Xiaoqiang! Do not play, goes home to eat meal.” This was the childhood mother's summon. 小强,小强!别玩啦,回家吃饭。”这是儿时母亲的呼唤。 Now asks everybody to do to introduce oneself.” The teacher goes down the platform, he walks, looks at more than 50 eyes “现在请各位同做自我介绍。”老师走下讲台,他走上去,看着50多双眼睛 I, I called Zhang Xiaoqiang.” His weakly responder, this is the memory of middle school. “我,我叫张小强。”他弱弱地回答者,这是中学的记忆。 Xiaoqiang, Xiaoqiang you how Xiaoqiang, ....... The white hair person delivers the black hair person! wu wu wu......” this is the schoolmates is reading the movie lines in his side. 小强,小强你怎么了小强,.......白发人送黑发人啊!呜呜呜......”这是同学们在他身边念着电影台词。 Zhang Xiaoqiang? Hahaha, isn't that is Cockroach? Un! Sorry, Hahaha ........ It is not good is too funny.” When this is he is on intimate terms passing. 张小强哈哈哈,那不是就是蟑螂吗?嗯!对不起,哈哈哈........不行了实在太好笑了。”这是他相亲时的过往。 He fills resentment to his name, it stubbornly ties down his life like an incantation. 他对他的名字充满怨念,它就像一条咒语死死地缠住他的一生。 Name is only a symbol, is only the beforehand recollection, cannot represent anything!” Zhang Xiaoqiang was saying to Yang Ke'er seriously. “名字只是一个符号,只是以前的回忆,不能代表什么!”张小强严肃地对杨可儿说着。 But did I call your Kya? Can't call your uncle? You to me were still complaining that you have not married, what 31 flowers but also there are, are you opening Kya?” “可我怎么称呼你?不能一直叫你大叔吧?你还在向我抱怨你还没结婚,还有什么31支花,你正在开放?” Hears Yang Ke'er asked he to be silent. 听到杨可儿的发问他沉默了。 Suddenly remembers in the jar that only desperately to ask live Cockroach, after remembering leaves home , the innumerable being saved from death lives to hang one. 忽然想起瓶子里那只苦苦求活的蟑螂,想起离开家门后无数次的死里逃生命悬一线。 Called me Cockroach.” Zhang Xiaoqiang sets firm resolve suddenly. “就叫我蟑螂吧。”张小强突然下定决心。 Well? Cockroach? Kya! Too disgusting, Cockroach anything most has disliked, how the uncle you take such name Kya!” The name of Yang Ke'er to Cockroach has made critical appraisal. “咦?蟑螂!太恶心了,蟑螂什么的最讨厌了,大叔你怎么取这么一个名字!”杨可儿蟑螂的名字做出了中肯的评价。 Ate to the full? Ate to the full has rested! Tomorrow continues to train!” Zhang Xiaoqiang sends to sleep Yang Ke'er. “吃饱了没有?吃饱了就去睡!明天继续训练!”张小强杨可儿打发去睡觉。 $%^^^&\;*%$^ .......... the Yang Ke'er mouth mumbled is curling the quilt to rest. “$%^^^&\;*%$^..........”杨可儿嘴里嘟囔着卷着被子睡了。 Zhang Xiaoqiang finished eating the remaining barbecues completely, covers the belly to send the sigh, each time the injured appetite becomes specially well, although the wound is good to like quickly, but the consumption of food makes human's heart hurt. 张小强将剩下的烤肉全部吃完,捂着肚子发着感叹,每次受伤胃口都变得特别好,虽然伤口好得快让人欢喜,可食物的消耗让人心疼。 Cuts to put on the bonfire to roast evolved beast meat one after another, prepares to treat as the later grain ration, the taste, although actually withstand/top not really good hungrily. The meat was sheared unceasingly, evolved beast slowly only remaining skeletons. Zhang Xiaoqiang searched for one actually again not to find likely thing of cat stone in the evolved beast abdominal cavity. 变异兽身上的肉一块一块割下放到篝火上炙着,准备当做以后的口粮,口感虽不甚佳却顶饿。肉被不断割走,变异兽慢慢只剩下骨架。张小强变异兽腹腔里搜寻一番却再没找到像猫结石的东东。 Only then cat long stone?” Zhang Xiaoqiang some are not really transparent. “难道只有猫才长结石?”张小强有些不甚明了。 All beast meat were cut to roast, Zhang Xiaoqiang is estimating at heart, body is very big, meat not many, only then more than hundred about jin (0.5 kg), other had all been occupied by the skeleton internal organs, after roasting is ripe, on 40-50 jin (0.5 kg) appearance.”( Has bought together about 5 jin (0.5 kg) beef, after crossing the water, remains more than 2 jin (0.5 kg). Does not know that is the irrigation are too many?) 所有兽肉都被割下烤上,张小强心里估算着,“身躯很大,肉不多只有百多斤左右,其它全被骨架内脏占了,烤熟后也就四五十斤样子。”(买过一块5斤左右牛肉,过水后也就剩2斤多一点。不知道是不是注水太多?) After tidying up the beast meat, has aimed at the animal skin the vision, on the fascia remnant meat the animal skin blows cleanly, is tanning with the plant ash again. Looks that received the hand similarly, uses? This is an issue! 收拾好兽肉后,又将目光对准了兽皮,将兽皮上筋膜残肉刮干净,再用草木灰鞣制着。看着差不多了才收手,怎么利用?这是个问题! The main weapon has destroyed, iron spear succeeds in giving up two sections, was hit S as the triangular file of spear head, the galvanization water pipe is also hit the arc. Zhang Xiaoqiang somewhat was also a pity, iron spear accompanies him to experience many fierce preying, now is also in the situation of extraordinary not discarding. 主武器已经毁了,铁枪断成两截,作为枪头的三角锉被撞成S型,镀锌水管也被撞成弧形。张小强也有些可惜,铁枪陪他经历多少次剧烈搏杀,现在也到了不得不舍弃的地步。 Buries the iron spear wreckage, holds two beast's horn Zhang Xiaoqiang to close the eye. 铁枪残骸埋起来,抱着两只兽角张小强闭上眼睛。 Uncle open/stretch, you, I am too tired to move any further Zhang Xiaoqiang to ride a bicycle to run slowly in front, on the rear frame bundles one pile to roast the ripe beast meat, Yang Ke'er follows on the heels to run, gives the euphemistic name of exercise..... “张大叔,你慢点,我跑不动啦”张小强骑着车跑在前面,后架上捆着一堆烤熟的兽肉,杨可儿跟在后面跑,美其名曰“锻炼”。。。。。 Zhang Xiaoqiang has not managed her to continue to ride. 张小强没理她继续骑着。 Zhang Xiaoqiang you stop to me!!” Yang Ke'er was anxious, she knew the Zhang Xiaoqiang name this morning officially. 张小强你给我停下!!”杨可儿急了,她在今天早上正式知道了张小强的名字。 Creaks!” He stopped, you are willing to stop finally! Hu-hu, hu-hu! I must die of exhaustion!” Yang Ke'er breathes heavily to arrive at side Zhang Xiaoqiang. “嘎吱!”他停下车,“你终于肯停下啦!呼哧,呼哧!我要累死啦!”杨可儿喘着粗气走到张小强身边。 Zhang Xiaoqiang has not managed her, lifts binoculars to observe. What's wrong?” Yang Ke'er is somewhat strange. 张小强没理她,举着望远镜观察着。“怎么啦?”杨可儿有些奇怪。 Near the front farmland has alone zombie, all around is spacious, to his recent zombie also beyond one mile. The opportunity is rare! 前方农田边上有一只孤零零的丧尸,四周空旷,离他最近的丧尸也在一里之外。机会难得啊! Sees that only zombie?” Zhang Xiaoqiang pointed at zombie to say to Yang Ke'er. “看见那只丧尸没有?”张小强指着丧尸杨可儿说着。 What's wrong? It looks like very ordinary Yang Ke'er does not care, is only with the hand toward the face above fan the wind. “怎么啦?看起来很普通嘛”杨可儿不怎么在意,只是用手朝脸上扇着风。 You go to solve!” Zhang Xiaoqiang went to speak the tone that ant stamped with you. “你去吧它解决掉!”张小强用你去把那只蚂蚁踩死的语气说着。 „........” Yang Ke'er was silly. “。。。。。。。。”杨可儿傻了。 But, but, I have not experienced ye!” Yang Ke'er looks at Zhang Xiaoqiang to say dull. “可,可是,我没经验吔!”杨可儿望着张小强呆呆地说道。 Nobody is from the beginning experienced, the present is a good opportunity, goes, I visit you in behind.” Zhang Xiaoqiang elucidates to say to Yang Ke'er. “没人一开始就有经验,现在正是个好机会,去吧,我在后面看着你。”张小强杨可儿开解道。 That, do I have danger you to save me?” Yang Ke'er is having the entreaty. “那,那我有危险你会不会救我?”杨可儿带着哀求。 „, I will not have said! The people can only by oneself, if you do not dare to come up today, that was digging a pit oneself buries! So as to avoid suffers some hardships!” Zhang Xiaoqiang expression was serious, the tone was categorical. “不会,我说过!人只能靠自己,如果你今天不敢上去,那就挖坑把自己埋了吧!免得多吃些苦头!”张小强表情严肃,口气斩钉截铁。 „Do I, what killing monster thing Kya I use?” Yang Ke'er found the reason, both hands has pinched the lower hem corner to entrain stubbornly. The eye glistens looks at Zhang Xiaoqiang brightly. “我,我用什么杀怪?”杨可儿找到了理由,双手捏着衣角拽的死死地。眼睛闪亮亮地看着张小强 Puts out an iron hammer to Zhang Xiaoqiang. “给”张小强拿出一个铁榔头。
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