AE :: Volume #2 我讨厌蜘蛛

#45: She is a child


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Humming sound- 嗡嗡-- Luo Su is carrying the big chest younger sister on back seat, goes on the desolate and uninhabited highway, because the reason sandstorm of vehicle speed is very big, the latter putting out a hand bracelet lives in the waist of Luo Su, but also pasted the face in him conducted the back. 罗素载着后座上的大胸妹,行驶在渺无人烟的高速公路上,因为车速的缘故风沙很大,后者不由伸出手臂环住罗素的腰部,还把脸贴在了他背上。 Has saying that the young girl courage of U.S.A may be really big! 不得不说,美帝的少女胆子可真大! In this wilderness wilderness, remote place, even drives unable to see half ghost some little time, the big chest younger sister did not fear unexpectedly Luo Su conspires. 在这种旷野荒郊,前不着村后不着店地方,甚至驾车好一会儿都看不到半个鬼影,大胸妹居然不怕罗素图谋不轨。 Spoke the sentence impolite words, if Luo Su wants to make anything, for example brings back to the basement the big chest younger sister, the hitch gets up, when RBQ and ensure ten years eight years will not be discovered. 说句不客气的话,如果罗素想做点什么,例如把大胸妹带回自家地下室,栓起来当RBQ,保证十年八载都不会被人发现。 The chest mostly does not have the brain, but Luo Su is a person who pays great attention to the connotation, by the cover cup will not analyze that superficial female IQ, he speculated the big chest younger sister has no guard, is very likely because knows him. 都说胸大多无脑,但罗素是个注重内涵的人,不会肤浅凭借靠罩杯判断女性的智商,他推测大胸妹之所以没什么防范,很有可能是因为认识他。 Thinks of this, Luo Su decides from an opposite party mouth set of information, therefore twists to increase speed the hand slightly, then had to get on the brakes again shortly. 想到这,罗素决定从对方嘴里套点情报,于是拧动把手稍稍提速,再然后短暂带了一下刹车。 Acceleration... brake... acceleration... brake... acceleration...... 加速…刹车…加速…刹车…加速…… The genuine leather back cushion experience feeling is extremely joyful! 真皮靠垫体验感极度愉悦! Detected oneself were profited, the big chest younger sister was very uncomfortable, lifts the hand to twist in the Luo Su waist. Under skin symmetrical muscle, solid, and is full of the elasticity, the touch was excellent, making her fingertip cannot help but stagnate such a second. 察觉自己被占了便宜,大胸妹很是不爽,抬手在罗素腰部拧了一下。皮肤下匀称的肌肉,坚实且充满弹性,触感极好,让她指尖不由自主停滞了那么一秒。 Luo Su, are you up to mischief?” 罗素,你在搞什么鬼?” Really knew! 果然认识! Luo Su said seriously: I think again your family in what position, I a little records to be honest is unclear.” 罗素一本正经道:“我再想你家在什么位置,说实话我有点记不清了。” Comeon, you were lose recalled, thought that this cold joke can amuse me?” “Comeon,你是失忆了,还是觉得这个冷笑话能逗乐我?” I have not lost recalled, I really forgot. Listening, I am earnest, where is your family at?” “我没有失忆,我是真忘了。听着,我认真的,你家在哪?” Excuse me, delivers a girl to go home on the way! We live in a town/subdues, although not in a class, but at least meets on the school bus frequently, can natural, your like this may not have the girl to like mean-spiritedly.” “拜托,顺路送一个女孩回家而已!我们住在一个镇上,虽然不在一个班级,但至少经常在校车上碰面,能不能大方点,你这么小气可没女孩子喜欢。” Good, you said right! Is the town that then...... we live where at?” “好吧,你说得对!那么……我们住的镇子在哪?” You in funny?” “你在搞笑吗?” No! I felt, if really knew that your like this pretty girl, will certainly have a vivid memory, rather than now, even your name cannot think likely.” “没有!我只是觉得,如果真认识你这么漂亮的女孩,一定会记忆犹新,而不是像现在,连你的名字都想不起来。” The resistivity of woman's praise to is zero, the big chest younger sister is naturally no exception, she said with a smile: Why like this said suddenly, you do want to pursue me?” 女人对赞美之词的抵抗力为零,大胸妹自然也不例外,她笑着说道:“干嘛突然这么说,难道你想追我?” Yes, the beautiful girl, I wants to pursue you. First meeting, I called Luo Su, had to be honored to know your name?” “是的,漂亮女孩,我想追你。初次见面,我叫罗素,是否有荣幸知道你的名字?” Good, first meeting. I am Ashley, Ashley Parker!” “好吧,初次见面。我是阿什莉,阿什莉・帕克!” Ashley Parker...... very good name, I will make a bet you certainly to have the brothers' to name be Peter.” “阿什莉・帕克……很棒的名字,我敢打赌你一定有个兄弟叫彼得。” I indeed have a younger brother, but his name was Mike, was not Peter Parker, although he indeed liked the spider.” Ashley sighed: Can not chat this? My repugnant Mike, repugnant spider!” “我的确有个弟弟,但他叫迈克,不是彼得・帕克,虽然他的确喜欢蜘蛛。”阿什莉叹了口气:“能别聊这个吗?我讨厌迈克,也讨厌蜘蛛!” Good, we change a topic, beautiful natural Miss Ashley, where is your family at?” “那好,咱们换个话题,美丽大方的阿什莉小姐,你家在哪?” Oh! Does your first meeting want the like this beginning?” “天哪!你的初次见面一定要这么开场吗?” Naturally, we just knew, without asking knows that your family in, I didn't become the anomaly?” “当然,我们才刚刚认识,如果没问就知道你家在哪,我不就成变态了吗?” Ashley speechless say/way: You is right, sounds very reasonable.” 阿什莉无语道:“你是对的,听起来很有道理。” Under Ashley's direction, Luo Su soon found the Prosperity direction, and successfully delivers her the going home entrance. Before Luo Su had not seen Ashley's appearance, when she got out to discover that this face was quite familiar, blond, fair-skinned, the sexy lip recognition was extremely high...... in the Marvel movie the beautiful peerless black widow. 在阿什莉的指引下,罗素很快就找到了繁荣镇的方向,并成功送她回到了家门口。之前罗素没有看到阿什莉的样貌,等到她下车才发现这张脸极为熟悉,金发碧眼、皮肤白皙,性感的嘴唇辨识度极高……漫威电影中美艳绝伦的黑寡妇。 Luo Su secretly thought have not really guessed wrong, the speeding car competition truly exists to trigger the World Mission clue, present black widow Scarlet Johnson is the certificate. 罗素暗道自己果然没猜错,飞车比赛确实存在触发世界任务的线索,眼前的‘黑寡妇’斯嘉丽・约翰逊就是证明。 After all is the future Hollywood top-notch star, even if nowadays the 17-18 years old widowed elder sister is not a lead, still can definitely with the plot hook. Inundating Velkan surely is impossible, widowed elder sister was too young, the work when should be she is young participates performance. 毕竟是日后的好莱坞顶级女星,现如今十七八岁的寡姐就算不是主角,也肯定会和剧情挂钩。漫威肯定是不可能的,寡姐的年纪太小了,应该是她年轻时参演的作品。 This line can continue to follow up! 这条线可以继续跟进! Ashley does not know that Luo Su is thinking anything, is watched some heartbeats to accelerate by the look that he not minces, strokes the ear after the golden hair, does intentionally to be calm: Luo Su, your driving skills is very good, I think first that today competes can be Bourret.” 阿什莉不知道罗素在想什么,被他毫不掩饰的眼神看得有些心跳加速,将金发捋到耳后,故作淡定道:“罗素,你的车技很不错,我以为今天比赛的第一名会是布瑞特。” Luo Su in the thinking current world background, the subconsciousness met one: That playboy?” 罗素在思索当前的世界背景,下意识接了一句:“那个花花公子?” Yes, he invited me to watch the competition specially, added that own driving skills was very fierce, 100% can attain first.” “是的,他特意邀请我去观看比赛,还说自己的车技很厉害,百分之百能拿到第一名。” Luo Su has gotten back one's composure, smiles: I went bad somebody's good deed, he has not attained first, does not have the opportunity to deliver you to go home.” 罗素回过神,笑了笑:“那我岂不是坏了某人的好事,他没拿到第一,也没机会送你回家。” Ashley heard that the word flips the supercilious look: To me a good deed, the fellow heard the police to come actually, running was quicker than anyone, if did not have you, I do not know how should end.” 阿什莉闻言翻了翻白眼:“对我来说倒是一件好事,那家伙听到警察来了,跑得比谁都快,如果不是有你在,我都不知道该怎么收场。” You have not attended the competition, but surrounds to watch the fun, police most education through criticism you, not you how.” “你没有参加比赛,只是围观看热闹,警察最多批评教育你,不会把你怎样。” Luo Su spoiled somebody's bubble little girl plan not to have the apology to oneself, sat continues to chat with Ashley on the motorcycle, he can detect that the young girl had the favorable impression to him. He should be the ordinary schoolmate relates in the status and Ashley in this world, usually also meets the relations that greeted, knew that but was not ripe, but attains first in the competition today, brought to the attention of girl. 罗素对自己破坏了某人的泡妞计划毫无歉意,坐在摩托车上和阿什莉继续聊了起来,他能察觉到少女对他有好感。他在这个世界的身份和阿什莉应该是普通同学关系,平时也就见面打招呼的关系,认识但不熟,不过今天在比赛中拿到第一名,引起了女孩的注意。 No wonder the youngster heart at the maximal exercise, shows itself to gain the attention, but also was favored by the opposite sex easily! 难怪少年们衷情于极限运动,展现自己获得关注,还容易受到异性青睐! No, do not forget my mother is the sheriff in small town. If she knows that I run away to look at the underground speeding car secretly, will be confined to barracks an entire vacation me, that may really be a disaster.” As if thinks bitter experience that anything finds it unbearable to recall, Ashley sighed again and again: Her like this is always strong, I have grown up, she has no right to interfere with my freedom.” “不,别忘了我妈妈是小镇的警长。如果她知道我偷偷跑去看地下飞车,会把我禁足一整个假期,那可真是一场灾难。”仿佛是想到了什么不堪回首的遭遇,阿什莉连连叹气:“她总是这么强势,我已经成年了,她无权干涉我的自由。” Following words Luo Su has not listened, when Ashley said oneself had the small town sheriff mother, he suddenly remembers a movie. 后面的话罗素没怎么听,当阿什莉说出自己有个小镇警长母亲的时候,他就猛然想起一部电影。 EightLeggedFreaks! EightLeggedFreaks! Eight Legged Freaks! 八脚怪 A monster movie of science fiction comedy, inside monster is build variation big spider, aggressive, treats as the prey to prey on human, the huge quantity, satisfies various fantasies of human to monster. 一部科幻喜剧的怪兽电影,里面的怪兽是体型变异的大蜘蛛,侵略性强,将人类当做猎物捕食,数量庞大,满足人类对怪兽的各种幻想。 The widowed elder sister in this movie is a supporting role, is the daughter of female main sheriff, but male lead...... Luo Su only remembers that he has one to wipe the small beard. 寡姐在这部电影里是配角,是女主警长的女儿,而男主角……罗素只记得他有一抹小胡子。 The approximate plot is fuzzy in the memory, this not strange Luo Su, because of this movie some years, if not 18 -year-old black widow joke, he does not know that has a like this mysterious movie. 大致的剧情在记忆中非常模糊,这不怪罗素,因为这部电影有些年头了,如果不是‘18岁黑寡妇’的噱头,他都不知道有这么一部神奇的电影。 The Eight Legged Freaks movie special effect is very good, was belonging at that time first-class, puts can also now the steamroll domestic-made monster piece, but the plot mechanical damage are too many, Luo Su can persist in watching the complete piece, the merit must give credit to the police spends mother and aggressive daughter. 八脚怪影片特效很不错,在当时属于一流,放现在也能碾压国产怪兽片,但剧情硬伤太多,罗素能坚持看完全片,功劳要归功于警花母亲和凶悍女儿。 Hi! Luo Su! Are you listening to me to speak?” “嗨!罗素!你在听我说话吗?” Luo Su that has gotten back one's composure, saw the Ashley whole face is discontented, young girl both hands hold the chest to look to the one side, is very angry regarding his distracted behavior. 回过神的罗素,看到了阿什莉满脸不满,少女双手抱胸看向一旁,对于他的走神行为十分愤慨。 Young girls this of rebel period, but also looks at the trouble, is actually good to coax, the Luo Su brow selects: You misunderstood, I was just distracted am thinking a very important matter.” 叛逆期的少女都这样,但也就看着麻烦,其实非常好哄,罗素眉头一挑:“你误会了,我刚刚走神是在想一件很重要的事情。” Snort!” “哼!” I want to make you to eat meal to watch the movie, but fears you to reject, does not know how should open the mouth!” “我想约你吃饭看电影,但又怕你拒绝,不知道该怎么开口!” The cool color on Ashley face dissipates instantaneously, is suppressing jumping for joy, brings some to say shyly: You said before wants to pursue me, is earnest?” 阿什莉脸上的冷色瞬间消散,强忍着欢欣雀跃,带着些许羞涩道:“你之前说想追我,是认真的吗?” Naturally, I have been put into action.” “当然,我已经在付诸行动了。” Ashley stroked the golden hair, sips the lip to pull out the written records from packet along, writes down one string of numbers to hand over on Luo Su: This is the telephone number, if you can make a connection, I can consider to accompany your guarding the threshing floor movie.” 阿什莉捋了捋金发,抿着嘴唇从随身的小包里掏出纸笔,写下一串数字递在罗素手上:“这是电话号码,如果你能打通,我可以考虑陪你看场电影。” Luo Su receives with a smile, telephone number only then five numbers, but the U.S.A telephone number should be seven, if the district number has ten in addition fully. 罗素笑着接了过来,电话号码只有五位数字,但美帝的电话号码应该是七位,若是加上区号足有十位。 Obviously, this is the young girl gives his test. 显然,这是少女给他的考验。 Gazes after Ashley to return to the home, Luo Su forces in the pants pocket the paper, drove to arrive at the street nearby telephone booth. 目送阿什莉返回家中,罗素将纸条塞进裤兜,驱车来到了马路边上的电话亭。 How or saying that falls into the love young girl IQ is zero, this test delivers a minute/share of topic, on the yellow page of telephone booth records the small town telephone number every household, according to the alphabetical order was very easy to find. 要不怎么说陷入恋爱的少女智商为零呢,这种考验就是送分题,电话亭的黄页上记载着小镇每家每户的电话号码,按照字母顺序很容易就能找到。 I hit directly, releases in order to catch first dries in the sun her evening......” “我是直接打过去,还是欲擒故纵先晾她一个晚上……” Luo Su touches the chin, finally the decision first dries in the sun a Ashley evening, first appears him to have the sincerity, hit many times successfully to find the correct number ; Secondly, Ashley tosses and turns one in the evening, next day the mood is extremely discontented, he calls to explain, can disintegrate the negativity of opposite party instantaneously, deepens to his favorable impression. 罗素摸了摸下巴,最后决定先晾阿什莉一个晚上,一来显得他有诚意,打了很多次才成功找到正确号码;二来,阿什莉辗转反侧一晚上,第二天情绪非常不满,他打电话过去解释,可以瞬间瓦解对方的负面情绪,加深对他的好感。 My like this does is not quite good, after all she is only 18 years old, is two D child!” Luo Su feels somewhat improper, his moral integrity is unable to tolerate like this to be shameless, but is quick he to respond: To...... does not seem like me am also 18 years old!!” “我这么做是不是不太好,毕竟她才18岁,还是个只有两个D的孩子!”罗素觉得有些不妥,他的节操无法容忍自己这么无耻,不过很快他就反应过来:“不对……貌似我也就18岁啊!!” Un, 18 years old really good! 嗯,18岁真好! ---- ---- street diary 【扑街日记】 This world is fair, throwing the street wants to become the big god to be very difficult, the big god wants to throw the street is not easy. 这个世界是公平的,扑街想成为大神很难,大神想扑街也不容易。
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