AHBC :: Volume #5

#477: Startled certainly colorful hilarious


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Not far away, Qin Feng just fell back on the one side, heard the Ma Xingkong spoken language, shakes the sides. 不远处,秦风刚刚退到一旁,就听到了马行空的言语,也不由为之绝倒。 His turning head with a smile looked at Ma Xingkong one, pursues to deeply feel to admire to this fellow flagrantly! 他笑吟吟的扭头看了马行空一眼,对这家伙明目张胆的追求深感佩服! However remembers for the first time with Young Master Ma meets, this goods probably are this appearance, now just they changes into the talented woman Tang seven rhymes of Spring and Autumn Period academy Qin Xi Wen Qing'er. 不过想起第一次跟马大少见面的时候,这货好像就是这幅样子,如今只不过是将秦溪温晴儿她们换成了春秋书院的才女唐七韵罢了。 Remembered the Young Master Ma past wind to comment, he poured does not feel the accident/surprise, but with a laugh saw a play in side. 想起马大少以往的风评,他倒也不觉得意外,只是笑呵呵的在旁边看戏。 The Tang seven rhyme thoughts are pure, has not thought Young Master Ma contacts her goal to be impure, but considers the matter and of itself, thought that this fellow likes the sage meaning of the Confucian classics poetry article unexpectedly, this makes her feel this Beast Controlling Sect say/way brother probably also good. 唐七韵心思纯净,并没有想过马大少接触她的目的不纯,只是就事论事,觉得这家伙居然喜欢圣人经义诗词文章,这让她觉得这位御兽宗的道兄好像还不错。 Now listens to Ma Xingkong saying that he also understands the temperament, immediately takes as the friend it. 现在又听马行空说他还懂音律,顿时就将其引为知己。 After all so versatile men, but also is really rarely seen! 毕竟如此多才多艺的男子,还真不多见! However, the one side has seen through Tang Sanyuan of Young Master Ma true colors, even if had known the thoughts of this fellow, but when he hears phoenix sought the phoenix three characters, cannot bear the forehead blue vein jump, at heart depressed spitting blood almost! 不过,一旁早就看穿了马大少真面目的唐三元,即便已经知道了这家伙的心思,但当他听到凤求凰三个字的时候,还是忍不住额头青筋直跳,心里郁闷的几乎吐血! Can this fellow, be so direct? 这个家伙,要不要这么直接? Unexpectedly said phoenix to ask the phoenix under big crowd of people directly, did you also match to call the phoenix? 居然在大庭广众之下直接说出了凤求凰,你也配叫凤? Commended that others said opposite party outstanding person phoenix, your Ma Xingkong are most is also in the person the Pegasus, missed the long distance to be good with the phoenix! 称赞旁人说对方人中龙凤也就罢了,你马行空最多也就是人中天马,跟凤差了十万八千里好吧! Saw that the younger sister wants the opens the mouth to comply, Tang Sanyuan opens the mouth to prevent hastily: This matter, even if, horse the brother and my younger sister's boundary in the temperament differed too far, even the instrumental ensemble cannot have what effect.” 眼看妹妹就要张口答应,唐三元连忙开口阻止:“这事就算了吧,马兄与舍妹在音律上境界相差太远,即便合奏也出不了什么效果。” Cracks a joke, if this makes one know own younger sister plays phoenix to ask the phoenix with Ma Xingkong this boy together, the reputation to younger sister may be not quite good, he will certainly not agree that this sees the matter. 开玩笑,这要是让人知道自家妹子跟马行空这厮一起弹奏过凤求凰,对妹妹的名声可就不太好了,他当然不会同意这见事情。 Saw that Ma Xingkong also wants to speak, Tang Sanyuan said hastily: Horse brother is not the poems and songs every kind is skilled, does not know that what excellent work in the past may once have, said also quite makes our brother and sister enlarge ones vision?” 眼看马行空还想说话,唐三元连忙说道:“马兄不是诗词歌赋样样精通吗,不知以往可曾有过什么佳作,说出来也好让我们兄妹开开眼?” He was looks to understand, if he only said that oneself, this fellow will choose to dodge absolutely him, so long as involved on the younger sister, Ma Xingkong will not basically reject. 他算是看明白了,如果他只说自己的话,这家伙绝对会选择将他搪塞过去,不过只要牵扯到妹妹身上,马行空基本上都不会拒绝。 Really, Ma Xingkong hears word revealed a face immediately proudly: Trivial no talent, although does not dare to boast the literary talent, but also calculates that slightly has the talent, long ago poured had also once made several poetry!” 果然,马行空闻言顿时露出了一脸的傲然:“区区不才,虽然不敢自夸文采了得,但也算小有天赋,早些年倒也曾做过几首诗词!” „?” “哦?” In Tang Sanyuan heart the great happiness, caught the place that made you lose face finally: Horse brother great ability, was really inferior that saying makes me...... the younger sister appraise, perhaps the Little Sister one gives back to you to score the song happily, before such as, some date and time Qin brothers' that will urge somebody to drink general!” 唐三元心中大喜,总算抓到让你出丑的地方了:“马兄果然大才,不如说出来让我……妹妹品鉴一番,说不定小妹一高兴还给你谱成曲子,就如前些时日秦兄的那首将进酒一般!” This grade of good deed?” “还有这等好事?” Ma Xingkong one hear was happy: Good, since seven rhyme younger sisters are willing to compose for me, my humble self here revealed shortcomings!” 马行空一听就乐了:“那好,既然七韵妹子愿意为我谱曲,小生这里就献丑了!” Offers!” “献吧!” „?” “啊?” „, My meaning was horse the brother can start.” “哦,我的意思是马兄可以开始了。” Good, and two listen to me to recite slowly!” “那好,两位且听我慢慢吟来!” Ma Xingkong coughs lightly, clears throat, this opens the mouth slowly: Looks at the mountain to be blackened. Under above comes thin thick. If above the mountain in reverse, under comes thin thick.” 马行空轻咳一声,清了清嗓子,这才徐徐开口:“远看大山黑糊糊。上头细来下头粗。如果把山倒过来,下头细来上头粗。” „......” “……” The surrounding people were shocked. 周围众人都愣住了。 cultivator on the scene is various school of talents, which is not the generation of keen ears and sharp eyes, even the sound were light they still to hear clear, Ma Xingkong recited let alone the sound was big, even in order to let the ideal condition that the Tang seven rhymes invested him to describe, this recited also joined the full sentiment. 在场修士都是各派天才,哪一个不是耳聪目明之辈,即便声音再轻他们也能听得清,更何况马行空吟诵的时候声音还不小,甚至为了能让唐七韵更加投入他描绘的意境,这番吟诵还加入了满满的感情。 What's wrong?” “如何?” Ma Xingkong sees an own poem shock and awe at the scene, makes all cultivator completely all dumbfounded unexpectedly, immediately in the heart satisfies, on the face is self-satisfied: Seven rhyme younger sisters, you felt Elder Brother my poem does how?” 马行空见到自己一首诗震慑当场,竟然让所有修士尽皆目瞪口呆,顿时心中大为满意,脸上更是洋洋自得:“七韵妹子,你觉得哥哥我这首诗做的怎么样?” one, the Tang seven rhymes smiled! 扑哧一声,唐七韵笑了出来! This smiles, seeming to provoke the chain-reaction to be the same, other cultivator completely all laughed loudly. 这一笑,好似引起了连锁反应一般,其余修士尽皆捧腹大笑。 Even Tang Sanyuan also by his so literary talent amusing. 甚至就连唐三元也被他这般文采给逗乐了。 This goods, does not know that is really silly or false silly. 这货,也不知道是真傻还是假傻。 Must say that he is a fool, no one believes, after all the fool is impossible to cultivate his grade of boundary, if not even accidental/surprised, Ma Xingkong also almost captured of initially a True Disciple Beast Controlling Sect nine lineage/vein throne, thus it can be seen this person of talent aptitude is good. 要说他是个傻子吧,也没人相信,毕竟傻子不可能修炼到他这等境界,甚至若非意外,马行空当初还差一点就夺取了御兽宗九脉之一真传弟子的宝座,由此可见此人天赋资质都是上佳。 But if said that he is a normal person, which normal person can make this and other hilarious writings to come out? 可若说他是个正常人的话,哪个正常人能够做出这等令人喷饭的大作出来? What kind of?” “怎么样?” Ma Xingkong does not care about others anything to respond completely, he completely immerses in the middle of oneself world, saw the Tang seven rhyme dimples such as the flower appearance, Young Master Ma reduces instantaneously. 马行空完全不在意旁人什么反应,他完完全全沉浸在自己的世界当中,看到唐七韵笑靥如花的样子,马大少瞬间就沦落了。 He looked at the Tang seven rhyme beautiful appearances crazily, after the moment, then asked: Seven rhyme younger sisters thought how for brother poem to do?” 他痴痴地望了唐七韵姣好的容颜,片刻后这才问道:“七韵妹子觉得为兄这首诗做得如何?” Good!” “好!” Tang seven rhymes is rubbing the belly, while suppresses to say with a smile: Fierce, Little Sister this whole life has not heard so startled certainly the colorful poem , compared with your poem, my elder brothers want the inferior three points, because his poem has not provoked laughter me the belly sore situation!” 唐七韵一边揉着肚子,一边憋笑道:“厉害,小妹这辈子都还没有听到过如此惊才绝艳的诗,跟你的诗比较起来,我兄长都要逊色三分,因为他的诗从来都没有把我逗笑到肚子疼的地步!” Such remarks, the laughter that the people are going to stand still begins immediately. 此言一出,众人原本将要停歇的笑声顿时再起。 However Ma Xingkong has not cared regarding others completely, being filled with is the Tang seven rhymes to his praise: Original seven rhyme younger sisters like such poetry, that was good, later decides for the brother however makes several attentively again to you, deciding lets you every day happily!” 不过马行空对于旁人完全不曾在意,满心都是唐七韵对他的夸赞:“原来七韵妹子喜欢这样的诗词啊,那太好了,以后为兄定然用心再做几首给你,定让你每日都开开心心!” Good!” “好啊!” The Tang seven rhymes are repressing laughter to nod. 唐七韵忍着笑点点头。 Kong Xuan of not far away really could not bear, walking came according to the Ma Xingkong buttocks on is a foot: Be quiet you!” 不远处的孔玄实在忍不住了,走了过来照着马行空屁股上就是一脚:“住嘴吧你!” Kicks me to do really?” “踢我作甚?” The Ma Xingkong whole face is puzzled. 马行空满脸不解。 He intersected with Kong Xuan since childhood, the relations are best, therefore is not angry. 他跟孔玄自幼相交,关系最好,所以也不生气。 Although two people in the ordinary day bicker mutually, but has not actually blushed truly, heavy that even Kong Xuan was sometimes mad by him, but this goods will roar Kong Xuan in his own way quickly happily. 两人虽然平日里相互斗嘴,但却从来都没有真正红过脸,即便有时候孔玄被他气的不轻,但这货很快就会以他自己的方式把孔玄重新哄得开心。 Kong Xuan speechless is staring Ma Xingkong. 孔玄无语的瞪着马行空 As partner who grew up since childhood together, he Ma Xingkong most thoroughness of character understanding, therefore knows that this goods do not know oneself became the joke in people eyes. 作为自幼一起长大的伙伴,他对马行空的性格了解的最为透彻,所以知道这货根本就不知道自己成了众人眼中的笑话。 Naturally, even if knows will not care. 当然,即便知道了也不会在意。 Since he discovered that after Ma Xingkong starts gathers round the Tang seven rhymes to spin, he deliberately with the Tang brother and sister spreads out, without proceeding to have collected ; first, to know this fellow violated sex-madly, again is for fear that own appearance attracted the attention of Tang seven rhymes. 自从他发现马行空开始围着唐七韵打转以后,他就刻意跟唐家兄妹拉开距离,没有往前凑过,一是知道这家伙又犯了花痴,再就是唯恐自己的容貌吸引了唐七韵的注意。 Although knows that Ma Xingkong this time was most likely the same as past these starry eyed actions, should also end in failure, but if had the successful possibility? 虽然知道马行空这次十有八九还跟以往那些花痴的举动一样,应该还会以失败告终,但万一有成功的可能呢? Therefore Ma Xingkong starts the saying something to smooth things over younger sister each time time, he will avoid some distances, so as to avoid these females will cultivate the attention to place itself on, but these will really be driven beyond the limits of forbearance time, this will come to plan Ma Xingkong. 所以每次马行空开始搭讪妹子的时候,他都会避开一些距离,免得那些女修将注意力全都放在自己身上,只不过这一次实在忍无可忍,这才过来打算马行空 Tang Sanyuan looked at oneself younger sister one eyes, thought that this wave of effect should be good, at least made the younger sister clearly recognize Ma Xingkong and had no truly learned and genuinely talented, should make Ma Xingkong greatly reduce in the younger sister image. 唐三元看了自家妹子一眼,心里觉得这一波效果应该不错,最起码让妹妹认清了马行空并无什么真才实学,应该会让马行空在妹妹心里的形象大为降低。 However this is insufficient, should add a fire again, making the younger sister know that Ma Xingkong this person cannot be joined to her to be good! 不过这还不够,应该再加一把火,让妹妹知道马行空此人配不上她才行! Therefore he also said: Horse brother, several fellow daoist of expensive/noble sect has been out to compete with, was inferior that horse the brother also fate shows one's skill, making us take a look at horse brother's astonishing technique!” 于是他又说道:“马兄,贵宗的几位道友都已经下场比试过了,不如马兄也下场露一手,让我们瞧瞧马兄的惊人技艺!” He decides, lets Ma Xingkong losses in the younger sister hand, can make the younger sister know the Ma Xingkong length, can let the Ma Xingkong favor reality. 他打定了主意,让马行空在妹妹手中,既能让妹妹知道马行空的长短,也能让马行空人情现实。 When Ma Xingkong losses, he should know oneself cannot be joined to younger sister such top-level talent, later should not make the entanglement again. 马行空了,他就应该知道自己配不上妹妹这样的顶级天才,以后应该不会再做纠缠。 Can let slip to lose to Ma Xingkong as for own younger sister, he has not thought completely. 至于自家妹妹会不会失手输给马行空,他完全没想过。 The Tang seven rhymes as the chief disciple of temperament branch, really must compare, not his strength that is the elder brother is weaker than! 唐七韵作为音律分院的首席弟子,真要比较起来,可不比他这个做兄长的实力弱! As chief disciple to fighting Beast Controlling Sect is not the disciple of true line, if will also lose, the signboard of that Spring and Autumn Period academy can open! 以首席弟子的身份对战御兽宗并非真传的弟子,如果还会输的话,那春秋书院的招牌都可以拆了! Improper improper!” “不妥不妥!” Young Master Ma assumes an air of self approbation: I does good deeds wholeheartedly, killing that most does not like, if injured the opponent many is not good, without the wound to the opponent, damaging these flowers and plants is still not good!” 马大少摇头晃脑:“我这人一心向善,最不喜欢的打打杀杀,若是打伤了对手多不好,即便没有伤到对手,碰坏了那些花花草草也是不好的!” „......” “……” Tang Sanyuan is speechless, this fellow typical along the temper that the pole crawls, but also really regarded oneself harbored the pity sage to all living things inadequately? 唐三元无语,这家伙典型的就是顺杆爬的性子,还真把自己当成了对众生怀有怜悯之心的圣人了不成? It seems like that the critical moment must offer a sacrifice to the younger sister to be good. 看来,关键时刻还是得祭出妹妹才行。 Therefore he also said: My family Little Sister also somewhat ability, might as well make the Little Sister compete with the horse brother, quite makes the younger sister know horse brother's uncommon place?” 于是他又说道:“我家小妹也有几分本领,不如就让小妹跟马兄比试一番,也好让妹妹知道马兄的不凡之处?” „Compared with seven rhyme younger sisters, that does not have the issue!” “跟七韵妹子比啊,那没问题!” The rapidness of speed Ma Xingkong changed a statement, has not nearly made Tang Sanyuan have food stuck in the throat. 马行空改口的速度之快,险些没让唐三元噎住。 However he stabilizes quickly, said to the Tang seven rhymes: little sister, I and others had previously compared, these is out to compete with time personally with the horse brother by you!” 不过他很快就稳定下来,就对唐七韵说道:“小妹,先前我等都已经比过一场,这一次就由你亲自下场跟马兄比试一番!” Good.” “好吧。” The Tang seven rhymes nod assent, she does not like killing, compares notes not to have the issue daily actually. 唐七韵点头同意,她只是不喜欢打打杀杀,日常切磋倒是没有问题。 At that moment her figure flutters, falls in the admission, cups one hand in the other across the chest to Ma Xingkong: Horse brother, but also please grant instruction!” 当下她身形一飘,落入场中,向马行空拱手:“马兄,还请赐教!” Haha, thanks for the compliment.” “哈哈,好说好说。” Ma Xingkong is greatly happy: Seven rhyme younger sisters, since wants to make me grant instruction, I decide however will teach you well!” 马行空大乐:“七韵妹子既然想让我赐教,我定然会好好教你!” During the speeches, his figure flashes, has appeared before the Tang seven rhyme bodies. 说话间,他身形一闪,就已经出现在了唐七韵身前。 Surrounds the people to stare slightly, never expected that speed unexpectedly such rapidness of Ma Xingkong! 围观众人微微一愣,没想到马行空的速度竟然如此之快! They had not paid attention to Ma Xingkong, after all this fellow is strange, moreover is not Beast Controlling Sect True Disciple, the people thought that this fellow should benefit from association with family then following to participate in the trial that the five cities make treaties of alliance together! 原本他们对马行空还没有放在眼里,毕竟这家伙性情古怪,而且还不是御兽宗真传弟子,众人觉得这家伙应该是沾了家族的光这才跟着一起参与五域会盟的试炼! But now, many cultivator some surprise, because few person on the scene has the confidence to be able in the speed to compare with Ma Xingkong! 但现在,诸多修士都有些诧异,因为在场的没有几人有信心能在速度上跟马行空一较长短! Horse brother really deeply concealed!” “马兄果然深藏不露!” In the Tang seven rhyme eyes the extraordinary splendor again and again, the exit|to speak commended one. 唐七韵眼中异彩连连,出口称赞一声。 Haha, the thing that I have not revealed are many, seven rhyme younger sisters do not use politely, you make a move, I will not injure to your!” “哈哈,我没露出来的东西还多着呢,七韵妹子不用客气,你出手吧,我不会伤到你的!” Good!” “好!” The Tang seven rhymes nod, wave to emit the seven string qin, element one group, immediately has the delightful tweedle to resound. Since horse the brother has a mind to yield mutually, the Little Sister is impolite, I homemade a song, but also asked horse the brother to appraise! ” 唐七韵点点头,挥手放出七弦琴,素手一拨,顿时就有悦耳的琴声响起。既然马兄有心相让,那小妹就不客气了,我自创了一首曲子,还请马兄品鉴一番!” Then, she sits cross-legged to sit down, the antique seven string qin will put above two legs, plays. 说罢,她盘膝坐下,将古香古色的七弦琴置于两腿之上,弹奏起来。 This bent/tune Chuting seems and nothing unusual, even a cheerful ideal condition in inside, Ma Xingkong showed the smile in the tweedle: Seven rhyme younger sister bullets really of pleasant to hear, like for the brother really!” 此曲初听好似并无什么异常,甚至还有一股欢快的意境在里面,马行空在琴声中露出了笑容:“七韵妹子弹得真好听,为兄心里着实欢喜!” The Tang seven rhymes smile, did not talk, but the zither music does not know when quietly changed, seeming to shoulder in people heart endless plaintive. 唐七韵抿嘴一笑,也不搭话,只不过琴音不知道什么时候悄悄变了,好似能够挑起人们心中无尽哀怨。 A Ma Xingkong brow wrinkle, he feels somewhat strangely. 马行空眉头一皱,他感觉有些奇怪。 However this goods will certainly not say that the malicious remarks of Tang seven rhymes, in the mouth praised as before: Seven rhyme younger sisters' tweedles were most of pleasant to hear, somewhat listened to make people feel somewhat sorrowfully, or you received in exchange just now program!” 不过这货当然不会说唐七韵的坏话,口中依旧夸赞不已:“七韵妹子的琴声最好听了,就是有些听了让人感到有些哀愁,要不你还是换回方才的曲目!” The Tang seven rhymes looked up his one eyes, the melody again changed, this time transmitted the sad mood unexpectedly! 唐七韵抬头看了他一眼,曲调再变,这次竟然传来悲伤的情绪! txt downloading address: txt下载地址: Cell phone reading: 手机阅读:
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