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#90: The head of man cannot bump


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Qiao Xiao some do not dare to believe: Oh, you think clearly, we still in the space, a while I go out now. How can I act as your master?” 乔潇有些不敢置信:“唉,你想想清楚,我们现在还在空间里,一会儿我就出去了。我可怎么做你的主人?” Master, this you do not need to be worried. So long as you chop a small space in the brain to me, I treat in that on the line.” “主人,这你不用担心。你只要在脑子里给我劈出一块小空间,我待在那就行。” You were said that you do want to live in my brain?” Qiao Xiao is thinking this frightened picture: That how line, my every word and deed was is not known by you.” “你是说你要住在我脑子里?”乔潇想着这个惊悚的画面:“那怎么行,我的一言一行不是都被你知道了。” Un, you lead me along, you have the accessory that anything must bring along, for example jade pendant anything. I hide there.” “嗯,那你就把我随身带着,你有什么随身必带的饰品,比如说玉佩什么的。我就躲在那里。” Qiao Xiao is thinking this picture, but must carry individual along, is somewhat frightened: Why do you want to follow I?” 乔潇想着这个画面,还得随身携带个人,还是有些惊悚:“你到底为什么要跟着我?” Hehe, this, I to not read, you know that I am book spirit consciousness, original library these books I have looked. I need the new knowledge, but you are I have looked at the brain memory best person. “嘿嘿,这个嘛,我还不是为了多看书嘛,你知道我就是书的灵识,原先图书馆那些书我早就看遍了。我需要新的知识,而你是我看过的脑子记忆力最好的人。 I followed you to have the unlimited book to look, moreover so many years I was too lonely. I see you to feel predestined friends with you, you take me. ” 我跟着你就有无限的书可以看了,而且这么多年我实在太孤单了。我一看见你就感觉跟你有缘,你就带上我吧。” A face that this Kong Ming said is sincere, but Qiao Xiao thought that he like block quack remedy, how to rip could not tear up, he had a headache. 这个孔明说的一脸真诚,可乔潇觉得他就像块狗皮膏药一样,怎么撕也撕不掉了,他头痛不已。 I am unable to defend oneself now, what advantage do you follow I to have?” “我现在自己都自身难保,你跟着我有什么好处?” You could rest assured that has me, I help certainly the thing that you found you to want. You are want to practice spell, becomes oneself more powerful, right?” “你放心,有我在,我一定帮你找到你想要的东西。你是想要修行法术,把自己变得更加强大,对吗?” This ease in doing, although here related book, however my nose does not work, where has such book, my certain earliest possible time discovered.” “这个好办,虽然我们这里没有相关的书,但是我的鼻子最灵,哪里有这样的书,我一定第一时间发现。” Originally is born in the year of the dog. 原来是属狗的呀。 I, if doesn't lead you?” “我要是不带你呢?” Kong Ming exhibits the appearance that a day must collapse, put on a long face saying: You , if not lead me to walk, this space has existed, I only know how to make you come, but does not know how to go out?” 孔明摆出了一幅天要塌下来的样子,哭丧着脸说:“你要是不带我走,这个空间就会一直存在,我只知道怎么让你进来,但不知道怎么出去?” You!” “你!” Do a lot of talking! 磨牙! Your this compels funny, only knows to dig a pit, does not know how to fill.” “你这个逗逼,只知道挖坑,不知道怎么填。” Master you lead me, I asked you.” Kong Ming grabs the Qiao Xiao clothes to start to act like a spoiled brat simply. “主人你就带着我吧,我求你了。”孔明干脆抓着乔潇的衣服开始撒起娇来。 Qiao Xiao he in regards the feeling in front of Yan Ran/sweet acting like a spoiled brat suddenly. 乔潇突然有一种他在嫣然面前撒娇的即视感。 Asking that he clenches jaws: You really do not know how to deliver me?” 他咬牙切齿的问:“你真的不知道怎么把我送出去?” Kong Ming is conducting the arm face suffering nod. 孔明挎着脸委屈的点点头。 Qiao Xiao looked for quite a while on the body, only found a necklace on the neck, this was he went out this morning took one conveniently. 乔潇在身上找了半天,只在脖子上找到了一个项链,这还是他今天早上出门的时候随手拿了一条。 Or you are first staying in this necklace, goes back me to find a good place to you again.” “那要不你先在这个项链里呆着吧,回去我再给你找个好地方。” Kong Ming, in has turned circle happily same place, Qiao Xiao looks that he also smiled, this was one treated tens of thousands years of bookworm simply, life for book, but crazy crazy, ok, leads him. 孔明高兴不已,在原地已经转起圈来,乔潇看着他也不禁笑了起来,这简直就是一个待了几万年的书呆子,一生都为书而痴狂,算了,带着他吧。 Master, a matter, I must first small prompt your.” Kong Ming lowers the head, some do not dare to say. “主人,还有一件事,我要先小小的提示你一下。”孔明低着头,有些不敢说。 Said that but also there is any matter to say one time.” “说吧,还有什么事一次性说完。” Is this, if I followed you, the ancient book of that this region will vanish completely, because I will take away them, belt/bring to your necklace.” The Kong Ming sound more said that is smaller. “是这样的,如果我跟你走了,那这个区域的古书会全部消失,因为我会把他们都带走,带到你的项链里去。”孔明的声音越说越小。 Qiao Xiao responded suddenly: Your meaning was you will destroy this library.” 乔潇突然就反应了过来:“你的意思是你会毁了这一层的图书馆。” Kong Ming nods embarrassed. 孔明不好意思点了点头。 „Is your helps my harm my? This library was destroyed, can I also be able to go out? Doesn't the school send people to catch me?” Qiao Xiao somewhat goes wild, this bookworm will consider himself. “你这到底是来帮我的还是害我的?这层图书馆被毁了,我还能出得去吗?学校不派人来抓我吗?”乔潇有些抓狂,这个书呆子就会考虑自己。 Therefore I said that wants small prompt.” Kong Ming low voice repeated. “所以我说要小小的提示一下。”孔明又小声的重复了一遍。 Qiao Xiao resulted in the violent to walk by this bookworm air/Qi: What to do can that? The camera of library pats certainly to me on this, as soon as we go out, this building collapsed, this can not the last today's front-page news!” 乔潇被这个书呆子气得暴走:“那可怎么办?图书馆的摄像头一定是拍到我在这层的,我们一出去,这层楼就塌了,这不得上今天的头条新闻!” At this time saw only Kong Ming to hang down the head, child who did the wrong thing likely: Master, do not blame me, I do not think.” 这时只见孔明低垂着脑袋,象个做错事的孩子:“主人,你千万别怪我呀,我也不想的。” Qiao Xiao walked to go forward to his head to knock ruthlessly two: If it is unable to accomplish anything it will at least be able to spoil everything.” 乔潇走上前对着他的脑袋狠狠地敲了两下:“成事不足,败事有余。” Kong Ming holds own head to wail: „The head of man cannot bump!” 孔明抱着自己的脑袋哀嚎:“男人的头不能碰呀!” You is a bookworm, unexpectedly also knows that your sex, you really must become a ghost.” “你就是个书呆子,居然还知道自己的性别,你真得成精了。” Hehe, I male, in the book wrote.” Kong Ming laughed foolishly. “嘿嘿,我是男的,书中都写了的。”孔明傻笑了起来。 Qiao Xiao looks at the Kong Ming smile, has not folded, has under the table is implicated, starts to try to find the solution. 乔潇看着孔明的笑容,也没折,只好又在桌子旁坐下,开始想办法。 Beautiful old, you may probably manage Yan Ran/sweet, a moment ago I was governed by her quite miserable.” Chief side is indignant, but, beautiful always telephones directly. “嫣老,你可要管管嫣然啊,我刚才被她治的好惨。”方局长气愤不过,直接给嫣老打电话。 What's the matter? old side.” Beautiful old looks related to Yan Ran/sweet, is prudent. “怎么回事?老方。”嫣老一看涉及嫣然,非常慎重。 She does not know where checks, is I does to Qiao Xiao. She walked in directly, and warned me, if also dares this, she is not again impolite next time, the consequence made me be proud.” “她不知从哪里查到的,是我对乔潇做的。她直接找上门来了,并且警告我,如果下次还敢再这样,她就不客气了,后果让我自负。” Beautiful old, I work for you, now unexpectedly receives this insult for no reason. I do not know how should tell you.” Chief side put in great inconvenience. “嫣老,我可是为你做事的,现在居然受了这平白无故的侮辱。我都不知道该怎么跟您说。”方局长心里委屈极了。 Some beautiful old headaches, the status of Chief side cannot expose, cannot tell the facts with Yan Ran/sweet. 嫣老有些头痛,方局长的身份又不能暴露,不能和嫣然实话实说。 What status that did Yan Ran/sweet by warn your?” “那嫣然是以什么样的身份去警告你的?” Naturally is the name of human world protector warns my, I guessed that she should be thinks Qiao Xiao does not have demon qi, is the object who she must protect, but I do not know a expert who where braves. Oh, how this matter so vexed?” “当然是人间守护者的名义来警告我的,我猜测她应该是以为乔潇已经没有魔气了,也是她要保护的对象,而我不知道是从哪里冒出来的一个高手。唉,这事怎么就这么窝囊呢?” Beautiful old also felt: Something that gives one away that where you show? How they possibly guess obtained is you.” 嫣老也觉得:“你到底是在哪里露出的马脚?他们怎么可能猜得到是你。” This is also my strange place. Is impossible they to know that is I, did our inside have spy?” “这也是我奇怪的地方。根本就不可能他们知道是我呀,难道说我们这里面出了内鬼?” Really, in the beautiful old cell phone passes on a news suddenly, was the Yan Ran/sweet round: Grandfather, in our domains suddenly presented a Purple Profundity expert, I have located he, from now on I will continue to track, in order to avoid he makes injury human again the matter.” 果然,嫣老的手机里突然传过来一条消息,是嫣然发过来了:“爷爷,我们的地盘上突然出现了一位紫玄高手,我已经定位到他本人,今后我会继续跟踪,以免他再做出伤害人类的事情。” Ok, side Ju, this time matter can only acknowledge that the punishment is deserved by oneself, I do not know how you expose. Yan Ran/sweet has stared at you, you law-abidingly. Your status cannot expose absolutely, before has handled a lot cannot stand, your oneself must have several.” Always spoke of beautifully finally, raised the sound, warned. “行了,方局,这次的事只能让自己认栽了,我也不知道你是怎么暴露的。嫣然已经盯上你了,你安分一点。你的身份绝对不能暴露,之前做过的很多事情都是经不住查的,你自己心里要有数。”嫣老说到最后,不禁提高了声音,警告起来。 Chief side does not have the means that has to swallow toward own stomach in this suffering, before was to also help always handle many shameful things beautifully, will have his board game piece hidden secretly. 方局长没办法,只好把这个苦水往自己肚里咽,之前也是帮嫣老做过很多见不得人的事情,才会有他这个棋子隐藏在暗地里。 Since chose this road of no return, a lot cannot place under the sunlight, following, he also can only live in the shadow. 既然选择了这条不归路,很多事情都不能放在阳光之下,随之而来,他这个人也只能一直生活在阴影里。 Always felt beautifully own tone somewhat was possibly heavy, later relaxed: Your daughter's work issue that previous time you said that I will find the way to arrange you to satisfy to her. These days at home calmly and steadily, do not bring to the attention of Yan Ran/sweet again.” 嫣老觉得自己语气可能有些重了,随后缓和了下来:“上次你说的你女儿的工作问题,我会想办法给她安排一个你满意的。这段时间你在家安稳一点,千万不要再引起嫣然的注意了。” Oh, hits a club to give a carrot again, this is the beautiful old consistent attitude, who lets that is his granddaughter, his one's favorite, will not stand the bystander. 唉,打一棒子再给一个胡萝卜,这是嫣老一贯的作风,谁让那是他孙女呢,他的心头肉,怎么也不会站在外人这边。 Chief side was depressed, made the telephone call, looks grandson who was upon the jump in the living room, teased the mood that he played not to have continually. 方局长郁闷死了,挂了电话,看着在客厅里跑来跑去的孙子,连逗他玩的心情都没有了。 However he then thinks, no matter what, daughter's work issue was solved, although he is the area Bureau of Education chief, is the present country manages may be strict, which place simply does not have the means to arrange you, said for this matter daughters his several times, a point uses no father. 不过他回头想想,不管怎么样,女儿的工作问题还是解决了,他虽然是个区教育局局长,可是现在国家管的可严了,根本没有办法把你们安排到哪个地方去,为这件事女儿都说了他好几次,一点用都没有的老爸。 The southern aristocratic family has the means that Chief side knows, they gain a footing in the entire national system. The safety requirement of country they help, these are some benefit exchanges arranges certainly individual to be the small gifts. 还是南方世家有办法,方局长知道,他们是在整个国家系统里占有一席之地的。国家的安全需要他们来帮忙,这其中当然是有些利益交换安排个人还是很小意思的。 The arm cannot twist the thigh, if not Yan Ran/sweet this matter, he has not definitely ended, who lets is the beautiful old granddaughter, he can only hold one's nose to swallow this tone. 胳膊拧不过大腿啊,如果不是嫣然这事,他肯定没完,谁让正好是嫣老的孙女呢,他只能捏着鼻子咽下了这口气。 Qiao Xiao and Kong Ming are dumbfounded, pot liquor has bottomed, both people some above, Qiao Xiao that is first drinking, he is drunk is fiercer than Kong Ming. Now his head is a little dizzy, Kong Ming in his has turned into two at present. 乔潇孔明大眼瞪小眼,一壶酒已经见底,两个人都有些上头,乔潇那可是第一次喝酒,他醉的比孔明要厉害。现在他的头有点晕,孔明在他的眼前已经变成了两个。 I said Kong Ming, you only have the liquor, you ordered food do not have. Do you entertain your master?” The tongue of Qiao Xiao has started some dozen of volumes. “我说孔明,你就只有酒啊,你连点菜都没有。你就这么招待你的主人?”乔潇的舌头已经开始有些打卷。 Also, where do your liquor from change? In this book has the Huangjinwu, in the book has face like jade, how in the book also to have the good wine?” “还有啊,你这些酒是从哪变出来的?这书里有黄金屋,书里有颜如玉,怎么书里还有美酒?” That natural, in the book has what me to change anything. You want to change a big beautiful woman, I can also directly change to you. But that can only look that cannot bump, is an illusory image. I can only get do not have the thing of life, cannot change lives. A moment ago that tree was also a false tree, ha, haven't you looked?” Kong Ming deceives Qiao Xiao one time rarely, self-satisfied is not good. “那当然,书里有什么我就能变什么。你就是想变个大美女,我也能直接给你变出来。只不过那只能看不能碰,就是个幻影。我只能变没有生命的东西,不能变活的。刚才那棵树也是个假树,哈哈哈哈哈,你没看出来吧?”孔明难得骗到乔潇一次,得意的不行。 Doing quite a while you are a flower trellis, no wonder can only entrain me, but also cannot deliver.” “搞了半天你就是个花架子,怪不得只能把我拽进来,还送不出去。” Honest confession, are these things are also you entrain?” “老实交代,这些东西是不是也是你拽进来的?” My where is so fierce.” “我哪有这么厉害。” What skill do you have? You entrain again come to have a look personally.” “那你还有什么本事啊?你再拽个人进来看看。” I also want to entrain, is this library, I had seen reads earnestly, your.” “我也想拽啊,可是这图书馆,我见到过的认真看书的,就你一个。” Qiao Xiao quickly grasps the meaning of something suddenly: You, since can extend to entrain me the hand, you can extend to give me the hand again the sending a letter breath.” 乔潇突然一个激灵:“那你既然能把手伸出去拽我,那你能不能把手再伸出去给我去发个信息。” How sends the information to send?” “发信息怎么发?” I edit on the cell phone WeChat, you put out a hand to extend my cell phone to the space beyond, then selects a transmission.” “我把微信在手机上编辑好,你伸手把我的手机伸到空间外,然后点个发送。” This ease in doing, but why is this uses?” “这个好办,但是这是干什么用的?” Qiao Xiao jumped, hit his head: Also is not the trouble that you cause, I must find the way to find the person now to help us, otherwise our for a lifetime on pass/test here?” 乔潇跳了起来,又打了一下他的脑袋:“还不是你惹的祸,我现在得想办法找人来帮我们呀,要不然我们俩这一辈子就关在这儿啦?” This can also have what means that only then destroyed this building, we can go out! What also means can have, do you find the person to be useful again?” “这还能有什么办法,只有把这层楼毁了,我们才出得去呀!还能有什么办法,你再找人来有什么用?” Again rubbish, Qiao Xiao has a little waited is not impatient, you illuminate my doing a bit faster.” “你就别再废话了,乔潇已经等得有点不耐烦了,你快点照我的做。” Qiao Xiao edited a very long message, told the Yan Ran/sweet cause and effect, then said to her, he in library six buildings she. 乔潇编了一条非常长的短信,告诉了嫣然前因后果,然后对她说,他在图书馆六楼等她。 Finally also added one: I in some space, you cannot see me. You come quickly, did not come me to be starving.” 最后还加了一句:“我在某个空间里,你看不见我。你快来呀,再不来我都快饿死了。” Qiao Xiao on natural believing, matter Yan Ran/sweet that he cannot solve can certainly solve. 乔潇就理所当然的认为,他解决不了的事情嫣然一定可以解决的。 But, this matter also perplexed Yan Ran/sweet. 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