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#5: Black and white matches


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Boss Huang stepped on curled up the body. 黄老大被踩的蜷起了身体。 Holds tmd, the leg and hand of this boy may be really heavy! 操tmd,这小子的腿和手可真重! Qiao Xiao visits him exhaltedly, leisure takes a paper napkin, dries the bloodstain on hand. 乔潇居高临下的看着他,慢条斯理的拿出一张餐巾纸,将手上的血迹擦干。 A hand loosen, the paper napkin fell on the face of Boss Huang. 手一松,餐巾纸落在了黄老大的脸上。 Also hit?” “还打不打了?” Does not hit, does not hit, I do not realize somebody's highposition or merits, the hero, was we made a mistake, you put us to walk.” Boss Huang is apologizing unceasingly, his throat hoarse, was pinched a moment ago almost died. “不打了,不打了,我有眼不识泰山,英雄,是我们错了,你放我们走吧。”黄老大不断地道着歉,他的喉咙嘶哑着,刚才被掐得差点断了气。 This person cannot stir up. 这个人惹不起。 Puts you to walk? Where is so easy.” Qiao Xiao sneers said. “放你走?哪有那么容易。”乔潇冷笑地说道。 Does not give you long lesson, you cannot remember that what your grandfather I am long.” “不给你长长教训,你会记不得你爷爷我长什么样。” Remembers, turns into grey me to remember.” Boss Huang hurries to say. “记得记得记得,化成灰我都记得。”黄老大赶紧说道。 Afterward also responded that spoke incorrectly: Spoke incorrectly, spoke incorrectly, sorry, sorry, my years of schooling are low, your long life, Yushu faces the wind, is dashing, is the idol in my heart.” 随后又反应过来自己说错了:“说错了,说错了,对不起,对不起,我文化程度低,您长命百岁,玉树临风,英俊潇洒,是我心中的偶像。” Qiao Xiao gave the air/Qi to smile all of a sudden: Where is so cheap? Like this, each of you arrives at the police station entrance to stand a row, then took off the pants.” 乔潇一下子给气笑了:“哪有这么便宜?这样吧,你们每个人到派出所门口站成一排,然后把裤子脱了。” Boss Huang and their little brothers, as soon as listens, this does lose face. 黄老大和他们小弟们一听,这丢人丢大了。 , Can't the eldest child, this, not trade one, trades one, the ancestor, asked you.” “啊,不是啊,老大,能不能别这样,换一个,换一个,祖宗啊,求你了。” The Qiao Xiao local ruffian local ruffian said with a smile: I am good this, does not proper, do not blame me is not forgiving hand/subordinate.” 乔潇痞痞地笑道:“我就好这一口,做得不到位,可别怪我手下不留情。” Boss Huang bites a yellow around the mouth tooth, swallows an old blood, blames to have a bad husband. 黄老大咬碎一口黄牙,咽下一口老血,都怪自己遇人不淑。 Today Nanchuan Middle School nearby police station may live it up. 今天南川中学附近的派出所可热闹了。 One group of people take the cell phone to surround the photograph, directing, is really indecent. 一群人拿着手机在围观拍照,指指点点,真是有伤风化。 The police where of this piece of police station has does not know Boss Huang and his several bludgers. 这一片派出所的民警哪有不认识黄老大和他的几个小混混的。 Today these people on own initiative in the police station entrance provocation, making the police be mad happily: Boss Huang, runs here to provoke our authorities today, dares to take off the pants in the police station entrance, disliked the life is too long?” 今天这几人主动在派出所门口挑衅,让民警们都气乐了:“黄老大,今天跑这儿来挑衅我们的权威啊,敢在派出所门口脱裤子,是不是嫌命太长了?” Boss Huang puts on a long face: „The police comrade I do not think that I was compelled, you go to compel my person to grasp that quickly.” 黄老大哭丧着脸:“民警同志我也不想啊,我是被逼的,你们快去把那个逼我的人抓起来吧。” „, This matter, I thought that he rids the people of an evil, wears the pants, enters the house of detention to treat for several days.” “哦,还有这事儿,那我看他是为民除害,把裤子穿上,进拘留所待几天吧。” When Qiao Xiao and Yan Ran/sweet handle the matter, two people sat in a cafe finally. 等到乔潇嫣然把事情处理完,两人终于坐在了一个咖啡馆里。 Yan Ran/sweet is cold a face, because Qiao Xiao did not pay attention while her a moment ago, took their group photo, according to him is used to upload the post to be pure from the card. 嫣然冷着一张脸,因为刚才乔潇趁她不注意,拍了一张两人的合照,据他说是用于上传贴吧自证清白的。 Added that you do not want with my appointment/date, not to say goes to the bookstore? How to rush to the cafe?” Qiao Xiao sits on the sofa chair of cafe, is curling upwards one leg on the other, restored the appearance of local ruffian local ruffian. “还说你不是想和我约会,不是说去书店吗?怎么又跑到咖啡馆里了?”乔潇坐在咖啡馆的沙发椅子上,翘着二郎腿,又恢复了痞痞的样子。 I had the proper business and you said.” Yan Ran/sweet said icily. “我有正事和你说。”嫣然冷冰冰的说。 Smiles, the rare this young master has free time, wants with my appointment/date person, gathering round the drill ground can arrange ten, you have not treasured well!” “笑一笑嘛,难得本少爷有空,想和我约会的人,围着操场能排十圈,你还不好好珍惜!” Little poor, I asked your proper business, you know that your top of the head did have black qi?” “少贫了,我问你正事,你知道你的头顶有黑气吗?” Qiao Xiao one hear, the brow selects, originally this little miss can also see black qi of own top of the head, like white qi of her top of the head. 乔潇一听,眉头一挑,原来这小姑娘也能看到自己头顶的黑气,就像她头顶的白气一样。 How would I know, has black qi?” “我哪知道,有黑气吗?” You in fight, in the top of the head emitted big one group of black qi a moment ago, you know that what that is? That is demon qi.” “刚才你在打架的时候,头顶上冒出好大一团黑气,你知道那是什么吗?那是魔气。” Qiao Xiao assigned out the mirror in cell phone, the pretentious title deed the photo: No, my anything cannot see. Do you flicker I?” 乔潇调出手机里的镜子,装模作样地照了照:“没有啊,我什么也看不见。你是不是忽悠我?” You thought that you especially like the bloodthirsty, fights?” “你有没有觉得你特别喜欢嗜血,打架?” This actually, each boys like, in the game hits is crisper!” “这倒是,每个男孩子都喜欢,游戏里打的更爽!” I want to say a possibly your unbelievable matter to you, you had been contaminated by demon.” Yan Ran/sweet tranquil said this fact. “我想跟你说一件可能你难以相信的事情,你已经被魔物沾染了。”嫣然平静的说出了这个事实。 It is not unbelievable, but was hit by you. 不是难以相信,而是被你一语中的。 How do you know?” “你怎么知道的?” I fought to look a moment ago from you, black qi of your top of the head soars, the condition of whole person is not right.” “我从刚才你打架就看出来了,你头顶的黑气一飞冲天,整个人的状态不对。” You were said that I was tyrannical? You did not think that I was very a moment ago graceful?” “你是说我过于暴虐?你不觉得我刚才很帅吗?” Yan Ran/sweet shows the whites of the eyes: Qiao Xiao, can you not want such narcissism?” 嫣然翻了个白眼:“乔潇,你能不能不要这么自恋?” Then?” “然后呢?” On your face also black qi, blocked your facial features, although you grow very gracefully, but looks from my angle, you like Duke Guan.” “你的脸上也有一层黑气,挡住了你的五官,虽然你长得很帅,但是从我的角度看,你就像关公。” motherfucker! No wonder so that's how it is, her get does not arrive at my commander chose/point. mmp!原来如此,怪不得她get不到我的帅点。 You me told that these are occult and uncanny things? This is you with others appointment/date time excuse that finds?” “你跟我说这些是不是怪力乱神?这就是你跟别人约会的时候找的借口?” Yan Ran/sweet is not angry, is the tranquil statement the fact: Is casual you to believe, demon qi that the fact, I said the meaning of am I can help you remove you to contaminate to you.” 嫣然也不生气,还是平静的陈述着事实:“随便你相不相信,事实如此,我跟你说的意思是我可以帮你除掉你沾染的魔气。” More and more funny! 越来越好笑了! How do you prepare to help me? Buys the counselling book to start from the help/gang?” “你准备怎么帮我?从帮买辅导书开始?” You must first tell me, where do you contaminate?” “你要先告诉我,你是从哪里沾染的?” No, my inborn this.” Qiao Xiao reluctantly by the sofa, leg above of another leg, the ankle is standing, lazy at will. “没有啊,我天生就这样。”乔潇懒懒的靠在沙发椅上,一条腿架在另一条腿的上面,脚腕立着,慵懒随意。 black qi also blocked from your eye, are you color blindness? Your result is not good, possibly is also related with this!” 黑气也遮住了你的眼睛,你是不是色盲?你的成绩不好,可能也跟此有关!” Qiao Xiao corrected own sitting posture at this time, a little meaning. 乔潇此时才端正了自己的坐姿,有点意思。 Yan Ran/sweet looked at him to be earnest, continued calmly: I am a protector, can help you!” 嫣然看他认真了点,继续平静的说:“我是守护者,可以帮你!” Qiao Xiao stared at Yan Ran/sweet to look at for quite a while, suddenly hit to breathe out, the corner of the eye seeped out physiological fluid: I was stranded, next time will chat again!” 乔潇盯着嫣然看了半天,突然打了个哈气,眼角渗出了一点生理液:“我困了,下次再聊哦!” Yan Ran/sweet looks that this does not press the boy who the common sense plays a card, is putting up sunglasses, wears the mask, does not return walked. 嫣然看着这个不按常理出牌的男孩儿,架着一副墨镜,戴上口罩,头也不回的就走了。 Yan Ran/sweet looks at the back that he goes far away, black qi on top of the head in helpless being ready to make trouble. 嫣然看着他远去的背影,头顶上的黑气在不知所措的蠢蠢欲动。 After Qiao Xiao goes home, found the Liu Hui telephone in the address book, dialed. 乔潇回到家之后,在通讯录里找到了刘辉的电话,拨了过去。 That is he best a buddy in human world place, compared with his is three years old, reads one greatly this year in a big way, knows the whole story to him. 那是他在人间处的最好的一个哥们,比他大三岁,今年读大一了,对他知根知底。 When knows at first his status, Liu Hui startled suspects the life simply, the story in profound imaginary novel appears in his life unexpectedly. 在最初无意间知道他身份的时候,刘辉惊的简直都怀疑人生,玄幻小说里的故事居然出现在他的生活里。 However he quickly on slow, big of the world, every possible strange thing, he very by having such Demon Realm friend was happy. 不过他很快就缓了过来,世界之大,无奇不有,他很以有这么个魔界朋友而高兴。 , Two people became the diehards in the course of contacts. 一来二去的,两人就成了死党。 Elder Brother Hui, can you usually see black qi of my top of the head?” 辉哥,你平时能看见我头顶的黑气吗?” „Does your top of the head have black qi? Does the center of the forehead become dark?” “你头顶有黑气?印堂发黑吗?” Today I bump into a girl, she said I fight the top of the head has big one group of black qi.” “今天我碰到一个女孩儿,她说我打架的时候头顶有好大一团黑气。” I think that you read first year of highschool now, I estimated that you were easy to move restlessly since the puberty, that should be the hormone outbreak.” “我想想啊,你现在读高一了,我估计你进入青春期了容易躁动,那个应该是荷尔蒙发作。” Elder Brother Hui, what did you talk nonsense? The hormone is black? He in top of the head?” 辉哥,你瞎说什么呢?荷尔蒙是黑色的吗?他会在头顶吗?” You recently except for this, what other unusualities but also there are?” “那你最近除了这个,还有没有什么其他的异常?” I thought that my demon qi somewhat in grows at heart willfully, sometimes will unable to control, thinking the bloodthirsty wants to hit the person.” “我就觉得我的魔气有些在心里恣意生长,有时候会控制不住,想嗜血想打人。” You arrive in family's gym to release to send your energy well, disperses powder your demon qi.” “那你就到家里的健身房里面好好去泄发一下你的精力,把你的魔气散一散。” Your previous time did not say that must cultivation to control earnestly? Recently fished three days and dried the nets two days? I estimated that your Demon Clan is this.” “你上次不是说要认真修炼才能控制的吗?最近是不是又三天打鱼两天晒网啦?我估计你们魔族就是这样。” Insufficient of if cultivating, will unable to suppress slowly, after you, can real demon qi take possession? Will you eat the person?” “如果修炼的不够,是不是慢慢会压制不住,那你以后会不会真的魔气附身?你会吃人吗?” Qiao Xiao that the first even/including three issues, asked was shocked: Do not frighten me, I do not want to become that boorish fellow in Demon Realm.” 一连三个问题,问的乔潇都愣住了:“你别吓我,我可不想成为那种在魔界中的莽夫。” That did not tie, hurries to cultivate, you did not say that Uncle Wu did bring many good things? Your oneself look well, having a look at anything to help you cultivation.” “那不就结了,赶紧修炼,你不是说吴伯带了很多好东西来吗?你自己好好找找,看看有什么能帮助你修炼的。” Qiao Xiao this time does not dare to be negligent, he first is arrives at the gym to the sandbag, oneself oppressive two hours, then went to the swimming pool to swim for one hour. 乔潇这次不敢大意,他先是到健身房对着沙袋,把自己虐了二个小时,然后又跑到游泳池里游了一个小时。 After body tired extremely, lies on the bed, he starts to recall how he should cultivation? 身体累极之后躺在床上,他开始回想他该如何修炼? He revolves Spirit Guiding Technique, covers toward his whole body hundred human bones all around spirit qi, this cultivation technique is the habit that he forms from infancy to maturity. 他运转起引灵术,将四周的灵气往他全身百骸笼罩,这种修炼术是他从小到大养成的习惯。 This cultivation lies on the bed sleeps well, is comfortable. 这种修炼躺在床上睡一觉就好,多舒服呀。 Now is not but good, the light has nourishing of this spirit qi, could not have controlled his demon qi. 可是现在不行,光有这种灵气的滋养,已经控制不了他的魔气了。 He has to arrive at that in the room that entire family cages only. 他只好来到了那个在全家唯一上锁的房间。 In this various treasures that bring from Demon Realm, there are various medicinal pill, the treasure, books of various cultivation. 这里面都是从魔界带过来的各项宝物,有各种丹药,宝贝,还有各种修炼的书籍。 He turned looked for quite a while, ate two medicinal pill, took up a book read. 他翻找了半天,吃了两颗丹药,拿起了其中一本书翻看。 Looked at two to be unable to continue watching, this what gadget, written obscurely was so difficult to understand, cannot write according to the human world big vernacular easy to understand? 看了两眼就看不下去了,这什么玩意儿,写的那么晦涩难懂,就不能按照人间的大白话写的通俗易懂吗? He threw the book one side, pressed according to the head. 他把书扔到了一边,按了按头。 But at this time the Liu Hui telephone dialed. 而这时刘辉的电话又拨了过来。 Elder Brother Hui, what matter?” 辉哥,啥事儿?” Uncle Wu forwards to me a message, said that your time knows the real situation to test all personnel first from the bottom, has this matter?” 吴伯转给我一条短信,说你这次摸底考全班倒数第一,有这回事儿吗?” „, It is not, you listen to me to explain.” Qiao Xiao somewhat is suddenly awkward. “呃,不是,你听我解释。”乔潇突然有些尴尬。 Young master, I truly received the message.” “少爷,我确实收到短信了。” Qiao Xiao stiff made the telephone call, has turned head, seeing the entrance to present the Uncle Wu form. 乔潇僵硬的挂了电话,回过头,看见门口出现了吴伯的身影。 Uncle Wu, this test difficulty is a little big, in addition a summer vacation, many knowledge had forgotten, I really am not intentional......” Qiao Xiao prepares to take ruse of inflicting an injury on oneself route. 吴伯,这次考试难度有点大,加上过了个暑假,好多知识忘了,我真的不是故意的……”乔潇准备走苦肉计路线。 Suddenly he gets a sudden inspiration: Uncle Wu, I consult a matter with you, today our class came a girl, she said that she is a protector, the top of the head braves white qi, she to me said that my eye and my result possibly and demon qi is related, she added that can help me, you thought that can believe?” 忽然他灵机一动:“吴伯,我跟你请教一件事情,今天我们班来了一个女孩,她说她是守护者,头顶直冒白气,她对我说我的眼睛和我的成绩可能都和魔气有关,她还说能帮我,你觉得能信吗?” Protector? Names? I will investigate thoroughly, did she see black qi of your top of the head? Can the person who only then cultivates see black qi of other person of top of the heads? Is she also cultivator?” “守护者?叫什么名字?我会去查清楚,她是不是看到你头顶的黑气了?只有修炼的人才能看到其他人头顶的黑气?她也是修炼者?” Does not wait for Qiao Xiao to reply, Uncle Wu spoke of: Recently you must be careful, you had demon qi to be normal as Demon Realm Crown Prince on, but in the human world protector thinks that this was the filthy thing, they may find the way to help you remove, if helped you go cleanly, your poor life did not have, therefore you left them.” 不等乔潇回答,吴伯就说到:“最近你要小心了,你作为魔界太子身上有魔气是再正常不过了,可是在人间的守护者会认为这是污浊的东西,他们有可能会想办法帮你去掉,如果帮你去干净了,那你的小命也就没了,所以你还是离他们远一点。” If she does want to help me remove? Probably her cultivation base is higher than me.” “那如果她一定要帮我去除呢?好像她的修为比我高。” This also needs you to coordinate, you hide in the distant point as far as possible. Means were you practice your cultivation base compared with her, she cannot do to you like this.” “这还需要你本人配合,你尽量躲远点。还有一个办法就是你把你的修为练得比她强,这样她就奈何不了你了。” This means sound especially credible, but Qiao Xiao is the century difficult problem. 这办法听上去特靠谱,但乔潇来说是个世纪难题。 When Qiao Xiao is thinking how to deal, Uncle Wu floats a few words: In one month cannot play to play, wholly-absorbed cultivation!” 乔潇正在思索如何应对时,吴伯又飘来一句话:“一个月内不许玩游戏了,专心修炼吧!” ...... The entire human race must break up our latest chapter address: 啊……全人类都要拆散我们最新章节地址: The entire human race must break up our full text reading address: 全人类都要拆散我们全文阅读地址: The entire human race must break up our txt downloading address: 全人类都要拆散我们txt下载地址: The entire human race must break up our cell phone to read: 全人类都要拆散我们手机阅读: In order to will read next time, you can click below " collection " minute book time( Chapter 5 black and white with) reading record, next time will turn on the bookshelf then to see! 为了方便下次阅读,你可以点击下方的"收藏"记录本次(第五章黑白配)阅读记录,下次打开书架即可看到!
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