Boss Huangstepped oncurled up the body.黄老大被踩的蜷起了身体。Holdstmd, the leg and hand of thisboymaybe really heavy!
操tmd,这小子的腿和手可真重!Qiao Xiaovisitshimexhaltedly, leisuretakes a paper napkin, dries the bloodstain on hand.乔潇居高临下的看着他,慢条斯理的拿出一张餐巾纸,将手上的血迹擦干。
A handloosen, the paper napkinfellon the face of Boss Huang.
手一松,餐巾纸落在了黄老大的脸上。„Alsohit?”
“还打不打了?”„Does not hit, does not hit, Ido not realize somebody's highposition or merits, the hero, waswemade a mistake, youputusto walk.”Boss Huangis apologizingunceasingly, histhroathoarse, was pincheda moment agoalmostdied.
“不打了,不打了,我有眼不识泰山,英雄,是我们错了,你放我们走吧。”黄老大不断地道着歉,他的喉咙嘶哑着,刚才被掐得差点断了气。Thispersoncannot stir up.
这个人惹不起。„Putsyouto walk? Whereis so easy.”Qiao Xiaosneerssaid.
“放你走?哪有那么容易。”乔潇冷笑地说道。„Does not give you longlesson, youcannot remember that whatyourgrandfatherIam long.”
“不给你长长教训,你会记不得你爷爷我长什么样。”„Remembers, turns intogreymeto remember.”Boss Huanghurriesto say.
“记得记得记得,化成灰我都记得。”黄老大赶紧说道。Afterwardalsoresponded that spoke incorrectly: „Spoke incorrectly, spoke incorrectly, sorry, sorry, myyears of schoolingare low, yourlong life, Yushufaces the wind, is dashing, is the idol in myheart.”
随后又反应过来自己说错了:“说错了,说错了,对不起,对不起,我文化程度低,您长命百岁,玉树临风,英俊潇洒,是我心中的偶像。”Qiao Xiaogave the air/Qito smileall of a sudden: „Whereis so cheap? Like this, each of youarrives at the police stationentranceto stand a row, thentook off the pants.”乔潇一下子给气笑了:“哪有这么便宜?这样吧,你们每个人到派出所门口站成一排,然后把裤子脱了。”Boss Huangandtheirlittle brothers, as soon aslistens, thisdoes lose face.黄老大和他们小弟们一听,这丢人丢大了。„, Can't the eldest child, this, not tradeone, tradesone, the ancestor, askedyou.”
“啊,不是啊,老大,能不能别这样,换一个,换一个,祖宗啊,求你了。”
The Qiao Xiaolocal ruffianlocal ruffiansaid with a smile: „Iam goodthis, does not proper, do not blameme is not forgivinghand/subordinate.”乔潇痞痞地笑道:“我就好这一口,做得不到位,可别怪我手下不留情。”Boss Huangbites a yellow around the mouthtooth, swallows an oldblood, blamesto have a bad husband.黄老大咬碎一口黄牙,咽下一口老血,都怪自己遇人不淑。TodayNanchuan Middle Schoolnearbypolice stationmaylive it up.
今天南川中学附近的派出所可热闹了。Onegroup of peopletake the cell phoneto surround the photograph, directing, is really indecent.
一群人拿着手机在围观拍照,指指点点,真是有伤风化。
The policewhere of thispiece of police stationhasdoes not knowBoss Huangandhisseveralbludgers.
这一片派出所的民警哪有不认识黄老大和他的几个小混混的。Todaythesepeopleon own initiativein the police stationentranceprovocation, making the policebe madhappily: „Boss Huang, runshereto provokeourauthoritiestoday, daresto take off the pantsin the police stationentrance, disliked the life is too long?”
今天这几人主动在派出所门口挑衅,让民警们都气乐了:“黄老大,今天跑这儿来挑衅我们的权威啊,敢在派出所门口脱裤子,是不是嫌命太长了?”Boss Huangputs on a long face: „The policecomrade I do not think that Iwas compelled, yougoto compelmypersonto graspthatquickly.”黄老大哭丧着脸:“民警同志我也不想啊,我是被逼的,你们快去把那个逼我的人抓起来吧。”„, Thismatter, Ithought that herids the people of an evil, wears the pants, enters the house of detentionto treat for severaldays.”
“哦,还有这事儿,那我看他是为民除害,把裤子穿上,进拘留所待几天吧。”WhenQiao XiaoandYan Ran/sweethandle the matter, two peoplesatin a cafefinally.
等到乔潇和嫣然把事情处理完,两人终于坐在了一个咖啡馆里。Yan Ran/sweetis cold a face, becauseQiao Xiaodid not pay attentionwhilehera moment ago, took their group photo, according to himis usedto upload the postto be purefrom the card.嫣然冷着一张脸,因为刚才乔潇趁她不注意,拍了一张两人的合照,据他说是用于上传贴吧自证清白的。„Added that youdo not wantwithmyappointment/date, not to saygoes to the bookstore? Howto rush to the cafe?”Qiao Xiaositson the sofachair of cafe, is curling upwardsone leg on the other, restored the appearance of local ruffianlocal ruffian.
“还说你不是想和我约会,不是说去书店吗?怎么又跑到咖啡馆里了?”乔潇坐在咖啡馆的沙发椅子上,翘着二郎腿,又恢复了痞痞的样子。„Ihad the proper businessandyousaid.”Yan Ran/sweetsaidicily.
“我有正事和你说。”嫣然冷冰冰的说。„Smiles, the rarethisyoung masterhas free time, wantswithmyappointment/dateperson, gathering round the drill groundcanarrangeten, youhave not treasuredwell!”
“笑一笑嘛,难得本少爷有空,想和我约会的人,围着操场能排十圈,你还不好好珍惜!”„Littlepoor, Iaskedyourproper business, youknow that yourtop of the headdid haveblack qi?”
“少贫了,我问你正事,你知道你的头顶有黑气吗?”Qiao Xiaoonehear, the browselects, originallythislittle miss can also seeblack qi of owntop of the head, likewhite qi of hertop of the head.乔潇一听,眉头一挑,原来这小姑娘也能看到自己头顶的黑气,就像她头顶的白气一样。„How would I know, hasblack qi?”
“我哪知道,有黑气吗?”„Youinfight, in the top of the heademittedbigonegroup of black qia moment ago, youknow that whatthatis? Thatisdemon qi.”
“刚才你在打架的时候,头顶上冒出好大一团黑气,你知道那是什么吗?那是魔气。”Qiao Xiaoassigned out the mirror in cell phone, the pretentioustitle deed the photo: „No, myanythingcannot see. Do youflickerI?”乔潇调出手机里的镜子,装模作样地照了照:“没有啊,我什么也看不见。你是不是忽悠我?”„Youthought that youespeciallylike the bloodthirsty, fights?”
“你有没有觉得你特别喜欢嗜血,打架?”„Thisactually, eachboyslike, in the gamehitsis crisper!”
“这倒是,每个男孩子都喜欢,游戏里打的更爽!”„Iwantto say a possiblyyourunbelievablemattertoyou, youhad been contaminatedbydemon.”Yan Ran/sweettranquilsaidthisfact.
“我想跟你说一件可能你难以相信的事情,你已经被魔物沾染了。”嫣然平静的说出了这个事实。
It is not unbelievable, butwas hitbyyou.
不是难以相信,而是被你一语中的。„How do youknow?”
“你怎么知道的?”„Ifoughtto looka moment agofromyou, black qi of yourtop of the headsoars, the condition of whole personis not right.”
“我从刚才你打架就看出来了,你头顶的黑气一飞冲天,整个人的状态不对。”„Youweresaid that Iwas tyrannical? Youdid not think that I was very a moment ago graceful?”
“你是说我过于暴虐?你不觉得我刚才很帅吗?”Yan Ran/sweetshows the whites of the eyes: „Qiao Xiao, can younot wantsuchnarcissism?”嫣然翻了个白眼:“乔潇,你能不能不要这么自恋?”„Then?”
“然后呢?”„Onyourfacealsoblack qi, blockedyourfacial features, althoughyougrowverygracefully, butlooksfrommyangle, youlikeDuke Guan.”
“你的脸上也有一层黑气,挡住了你的五官,虽然你长得很帅,但是从我的角度看,你就像关公。”motherfucker! No wonderso that's how it is, hergetdoes not arrive atmycommanderchose/point.mmp!原来如此,怪不得她get不到我的帅点。„Youmetold that theseareoccult and uncanny things? Thisisyouwithothersappointment/datetimeexcuse that finds?”
“你跟我说这些是不是怪力乱神?这就是你跟别人约会的时候找的借口?”Yan Ran/sweetis not angry, is the tranquilstatement the fact: „Is casualyouto believe,demon qi that the fact, Isaid the meaning of amIcanhelpyouremoveyouto contaminatetoyou.”嫣然也不生气,还是平静的陈述着事实:“随便你相不相信,事实如此,我跟你说的意思是我可以帮你除掉你沾染的魔气。”More and morefunny!
越来越好笑了!„How do youprepareto helpme? Buys the counsellingbookto startfrom the help/gang?”
“你准备怎么帮我?从帮买辅导书开始?”„Youmustfirsttellme, where do youcontaminate?”
“你要先告诉我,你是从哪里沾染的?”„No, myinbornthis.”Qiao Xiaoreluctantly by the sofa, leg above of anotherleg, the ankleis standing, lazyat will.
“没有啊,我天生就这样。”乔潇懒懒的靠在沙发椅上,一条腿架在另一条腿的上面,脚腕立着,慵懒随意。„black qialsoblocked fromyoureye, are you color blindness? Yourresultis not good, possiblyis also relatedwiththis!”
“黑气也遮住了你的眼睛,你是不是色盲?你的成绩不好,可能也跟此有关!”Qiao Xiaocorrectedownsitting postureat this time, a littlemeaning.乔潇此时才端正了自己的坐姿,有点意思。Yan Ran/sweetlooked athimto be earnest, continuedcalmly: „Iam a protector, canhelpyou!”嫣然看他认真了点,继续平静的说:“我是守护者,可以帮你!”Qiao Xiaostared atYan Ran/sweetto look atfor quite a while, suddenlyhitto breathe out, the corner of the eyeseeped outphysiologicalfluid: „Iwas stranded, next timewill chatagain!”乔潇盯着嫣然看了半天,突然打了个哈气,眼角渗出了一点生理液:“我困了,下次再聊哦!”Yan Ran/sweetlooks that thisdoes not press the boy who the common senseplays a card, is putting upsunglasses, wears the mask, does not returnwalked.嫣然看着这个不按常理出牌的男孩儿,架着一副墨镜,戴上口罩,头也不回的就走了。Yan Ran/sweetlooks at the back that hegoes far away, black qi on top of the headinhelplessbeing ready to make trouble.嫣然看着他远去的背影,头顶上的黑气在不知所措的蠢蠢欲动。
After Qiao Xiaogoes home, found the Liu Huitelephonein the address book, dialed.乔潇回到家之后,在通讯录里找到了刘辉的电话,拨了过去。Thatishebest a buddyinhuman worldplace, compared withhis is three years old, readsonegreatlythis yearin a big way, knows the whole storytohim.
那是他在人间处的最好的一个哥们,比他大三岁,今年读大一了,对他知根知底。Whenknowsat firsthisstatus, Liu Huistartledsuspects the lifesimply, the story in profoundimaginarynovelappearsinhislifeunexpectedly.
在最初无意间知道他身份的时候,刘辉惊的简直都怀疑人生,玄幻小说里的故事居然出现在他的生活里。Howeverhequicklyonslow, big of the world, every possible strange thing, heverybyhavingsuchDemon Realmfriendwas happy.
不过他很快就缓了过来,世界之大,无奇不有,他很以有这么个魔界朋友而高兴。
, Two peoplebecame the diehardsin the course of contacts.
一来二去的,两人就成了死党。„Elder Brother Hui, can youusuallyseeblack qi of mytop of the head?”
“辉哥,你平时能看见我头顶的黑气吗?”„Does yourtop of the headhaveblack qi? Does the center of the foreheadbecome dark?”
“你头顶有黑气?印堂发黑吗?”„TodayIbump into a girl, shesaidIfight the top of the headhasbigonegroup of black qi.”
“今天我碰到一个女孩儿,她说我打架的时候头顶有好大一团黑气。”„Ithink that youreadfirst year of highschoolnow, Iestimated that youwere easyto move restlesslysince the puberty, thatshouldbe the hormoneoutbreak.”
“我想想啊,你现在读高一了,我估计你进入青春期了容易躁动,那个应该是荷尔蒙发作。”„Elder Brother Hui, what did youtalk nonsense? The hormoneisblack? Heintop of the head?”
“辉哥,你瞎说什么呢?荷尔蒙是黑色的吗?他会在头顶吗?”„Yourecentlyexcept forthis, whatotherunusualitiesbut alsothere are?”
“那你最近除了这个,还有没有什么其他的异常?”„Ithought that mydemon qisomewhatingrowsat heartwillfully, sometimeswill unable to control, thinking the bloodthirstywantsto hit the person.”
“我就觉得我的魔气有些在心里恣意生长,有时候会控制不住,想嗜血想打人。”„Youarrive in family'sgymto releaseto sendyourenergywell, dispersespowderyourdemon qi.”
“那你就到家里的健身房里面好好去泄发一下你的精力,把你的魔气散一散。”„Yourprevioustimedid not say that mustcultivation to controlearnestly? Recentlyfished three days and dried the nets two days? Iestimated that yourDemon Clanisthis.”
“你上次不是说要认真修炼才能控制的吗?最近是不是又三天打鱼两天晒网啦?我估计你们魔族就是这样。”„Insufficient of ifcultivating, will unable to suppressslowly, after you, canrealdemon qitake possession? Will youeat the person?”
“如果修炼的不够,是不是慢慢会压制不住,那你以后会不会真的魔气附身?你会吃人吗?”Qiao Xiao that the firsteven/includingthreeissues, askedwas shocked: „Do not frightenme, Ido not wantto becomethatboorish fellowinDemon Realm.”
一连三个问题,问的乔潇都愣住了:“你别吓我,我可不想成为那种在魔界中的莽夫。”„Thatdid not tie, hurriesto cultivate, youdid not say that Uncle Wudid bringmanygoodthings? Your oneselflookwell, having a look atanything to helpyoucultivation.”
“那不就结了,赶紧修炼,你不是说吴伯带了很多好东西来吗?你自己好好找找,看看有什么能帮助你修炼的。”Qiao Xiaothistimedoes not dareto be negligent, hefirstisarrives at the gymto the sandbag, oneselfoppressivetwohours, thenwent to the swimming poolto swim for onehour.乔潇这次不敢大意,他先是到健身房对着沙袋,把自己虐了二个小时,然后又跑到游泳池里游了一个小时。
After bodytiredextremely, lieson the bed, hestartsto recall how heshouldcultivation?
身体累极之后躺在床上,他开始回想他该如何修炼?HerevolvesSpirit Guiding Technique, coverstowardhiswhole bodyhundredhuman bonesall aroundspirit qi, thiscultivationtechniqueis the habit that heformsfrom infancy to maturity.
他运转起引灵术,将四周的灵气往他全身百骸笼罩,这种修炼术是他从小到大养成的习惯。Thiscultivationlieson the bedsleepswell, is comfortable.
这种修炼躺在床上睡一觉就好,多舒服呀。Nowis not but good, the lighthasnourishing of thisspirit qi, could not have controlledhisdemon qi.
可是现在不行,光有这种灵气的滋养,已经控制不了他的魔气了。Hehasto arrive atthatin the room that entire familycagesonly.
他只好来到了那个在全家唯一上锁的房间。Inthisvarioustreasures that bringfromDemon Realm, there arevariousmedicinal pill, the treasure, books of variouscultivation.
这里面都是从魔界带过来的各项宝物,有各种丹药,宝贝,还有各种修炼的书籍。Heturnedlooked for quite a while, atetwomedicinal pill, took up a bookread.
他翻找了半天,吃了两颗丹药,拿起了其中一本书翻看。Looked attwoto be unable to continue watching, thiswhatgadget, writtenobscurelywas so difficultto understand, cannotwriteaccording to the human worldbigvernaculareasy to understand?
看了两眼就看不下去了,这什么玩意儿,写的那么晦涩难懂,就不能按照人间的大白话写的通俗易懂吗?Hethrew the bookone side, pressedaccording to the head.
他把书扔到了一边,按了按头。Butat this time the Liu Huitelephonedialed.
而这时刘辉的电话又拨了过来。„Elder Brother Hui, whatmatter?”
“辉哥,啥事儿?”„Uncle Wuforwards tome a message, said that your timeknows the real situationto test all personnelfirst from the bottom, hasthismatter?”
“吴伯转给我一条短信,说你这次摸底考全班倒数第一,有这回事儿吗?”„, It is not, youlisten tometo explain.”Qiao Xiaosomewhatis suddenly awkward.
“呃,不是,你听我解释。”乔潇突然有些尴尬。„Young master, Itrulyreceived the message.”
“少爷,我确实收到短信了。”Qiao Xiaostiffmade the telephone call, has turned head, seeing the entranceto present the Uncle Wuform.乔潇僵硬的挂了电话,回过头,看见门口出现了吴伯的身影。„Uncle Wu, thistestdifficultyis a little big, in addition a summer vacation, manyknowledgehad forgotten, Ireallyam notintentional......”Qiao Xiaopreparesto takeruse of inflicting an injury on oneselfroute.
“吴伯,这次考试难度有点大,加上过了个暑假,好多知识忘了,我真的不是故意的……”乔潇准备走苦肉计路线。Suddenlyhegets a sudden inspiration: „Uncle Wu, Iconsult a matterwithyou, todayourclasscame a girl, shesaid that sheis a protector, the top of the headbraveswhite qi, shetomesaid that myeyeandmyresultpossiblyanddemon qiis related, sheadded that canhelpme, youthought that canbelieve?”
忽然他灵机一动:“吴伯,我跟你请教一件事情,今天我们班来了一个女孩,她说她是守护者,头顶直冒白气,她对我说我的眼睛和我的成绩可能都和魔气有关,她还说能帮我,你觉得能信吗?”„Protector? Names? Iwill investigate thoroughly, did sheseeblack qi of yourtop of the head? Can the person who only thencultivatesseeblack qi of otherperson of top of the heads? Is shealsocultivator?”
“守护者?叫什么名字?我会去查清楚,她是不是看到你头顶的黑气了?只有修炼的人才能看到其他人头顶的黑气?她也是修炼者?”Does not wait forQiao Xiaoto reply,Uncle Wuspoke of: „Recentlyyoumustbe careful, youhaddemon qito be normalasDemon RealmCrown Princeon, butin the human worldprotectorthinks that thiswas the filthything, theymayfind the wayto helpyouremove, ifhelpedyougocleanly, yourpoor lifedid not have, thereforeyouleftthem.”
不等乔潇回答,吴伯就说到:“最近你要小心了,你作为魔界的太子身上有魔气是再正常不过了,可是在人间的守护者会认为这是污浊的东西,他们有可能会想办法帮你去掉,如果帮你去干净了,那你的小命也就没了,所以你还是离他们远一点。”„Ifshedoes wantto helpmeremove? Probablyhercultivation baseis higher than me.”
“那如果她一定要帮我去除呢?好像她的修为比我高。”„Thisalsoneedsyouto coordinate, youhide in the distant pointas far as possible. Meanswereyoupracticeyourcultivation basecompared withher, shecannot do toyoulike this.”
“这还需要你本人配合,你尽量躲远点。还有一个办法就是你把你的修为练得比她强,这样她就奈何不了你了。”Thismeanssoundespeciallycredible, butQiao Xiaois the centurydifficult problem.
这办法听上去特靠谱,但乔潇来说是个世纪难题。
When Qiao Xiaois thinkinghowto deal, Uncle Wufloatsa few words: „Inonemonthcannotplayto play, wholly-absorbedcultivation!”乔潇正在思索如何应对时,吴伯又飘来一句话:“一个月内不许玩游戏了,专心修炼吧!”
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