„Uncle Wu, Uncle Wu, you where?” Goes home impatiently Qiao Xiao on secures own rights. “吴伯,吴伯,你在哪儿呢？”一回家乔潇就迫不及待的去争取自己的权益。 „Young master, I here.” Uncle Wu quiet appearance in Qiao Xiao behind. “少爷,我在这里。”吴伯悄无声息的出现在了乔潇的身后。 „Uncle Wu, does the girl look for you?” “吴伯,是不是有一个女孩来找你？” „Is cultivator that your previous time said? Afterward I investigated. She called Yan Ran/sweet, was your schoolmate, I have seen her, under not being able to obtain your own subjective coordination, her not optional suppression your demon qi.” “是你上次所说的修炼者吗？后来我去调查了。她叫嫣然,是你的同学,我已经见过她了,在得不到你自己的主观配合下,她不会随意消除你的魔气的。” „It is not, I said is not this, with emphasis not here.” Qiao Xiao wants to say is not this. “不是,我说的不是这个,重点不在这里。”乔潇想说的根本就不是这个。 „Moreover she is willing to help you help with the homework on own initiative, you set for three months later can enter the first 300 goals, I and she reached an agreement.” “而且她愿意主动帮你辅导作业,给你定下了三个月之后能进入前300名的目标,我和她达成了一致。” „It is not, Uncle Wu, did you sell me? How don't you ask my opinion?” Qiao Xiao grabs his hair fiercely, an irritation. “不是,吴伯,你就这么把我卖了？你怎么不问问我的意见？”乔潇猛抓着他的头发,一头的烦躁。 „Young master, well the learn/study, well the cultivation, is you to the goal that human world comes.” “少爷,好好学习,好好修炼,是你到人间来的目的。” „My game?” “那我的游戏呢？” „Young Lady Yan Ran said that so long as you test into 300, she will apply to play some time game with me to you.” “嫣然小姐说了,你只要考上300名,她就会和我申请给你玩一段时间的游戏。” Said that Uncle Wu turns around to go. 说完吴伯转身而去。 Qiao Xiao concentrates to choke speechless. 乔潇无语凝噎。 „Elder Brother Hui, I thought that my life was gloomy.” Qiao Xiao lies on the bed complains to Liu Hui. “辉哥,我觉得我的人生灰暗了。”乔潇躺在床上向刘辉诉苦。 „Your life is not gloomy?” “你的人生本来不就是灰暗的吗？” ...... In a good mood! ……好气！ „Elder Brother Hui, you come to add to stop up to me?” “辉哥,你是来给我添堵的吗？” „Has an accident? Does demon qi raise the head?” “出什么事啦？魔气又抬头啦？” „Lifts a head, now I bump into a female, all day asks me to trouble, hits and cannot be victorious, runs and cannot run away, what to do should I?” “抬个屁个头,现在我碰到一个女的,整天找我麻烦,打又打不过,跑又跑不掉,我该怎么办？” „Long attractiveness not?” “长的漂亮不？” „Also good......, the stature is good!” In the Qiao Xiao mind appears Yan Ran/sweet that iceberg face. “还行……吧,身材不错！”乔潇脑海里浮现出嫣然那张冰山脸。 „On your general face, female student of handling?” “就你这张大帅脸,还有搞不定的女生？” „This...... she cannot see my graceful!” Clenches jaws again. “这……她看不见我的帅！”再次咬牙切齿。 „Teaches you one move, looked for a boyfriend to her or your oneself received her, she had no free time to be tired of you.” “教你一招,给她找个男朋友或者你自己把她收了,她就没空烦你了。” „Elder Brother Hui, you said are your oneself, I on first year of highschool!” “辉哥,你说得是你自己吧,我才上高一呀！” „Oh, this is the puppy love! You......, since......” “噢,这是早恋！那你就……从了吧……” „How...... I handed over your such friend who is a bad influence......” “……我怎么交了你这么个损友……” The sad life continues, on this day Yan Ran/sweet loses to his book: „This is the primer of cultivation, your oneself have a look, you are not willing to make me help you purify, your oneself give a try!” 悲催的生活继续,这天嫣然丢给他一本书:“这是修炼的入门书,你自己看看,你不愿让我帮你净化,你自己试试看！” Qiao Xiao is holding in the mouth only the pen at this time, around the body is shaking, the book on table by the black radical at sixes and sevens, various types of brand-new teaching assistant materials was piled one table. 乔潇此时正叼着只笔,身子前后晃着,桌上的书被黑笔划得乱七八糟,各种崭新的教辅资料堆了一桌。 „Comes a itself/Ben, don't you want to make me live?” “又来一本,你不想让我活啦？” „Elder Brother Qiao, I quite envy you, if there is the grade's first to counsel me, I must little take many tortuous paths!” Zhang Dayang is filled with eyeful envying. “乔哥,我好羡慕你呀,要是有年级第一来辅导我,我得少走多少弯路呀！”张大阳满心满眼的羡慕。 Young sweet little girl Jia Qi also comes to learn from experienced people frequently: „Having the new book can have a look taking advantage of me?” 小甜妞佳琪也是经常前来取经:“有新书能借我看看吗？” „This is not good, other. This personal has custom-made to Qiao Xiao, you cannot use.” Yan Ran/sweet seizes the book that Qiao Xiao has wanted to throw immediately. “这本不行,其他可以。这本是给乔潇私人定制,你们用不上。”嫣然一把夺过乔潇立刻想扔出去的书。 „This book you must look every day, I will observe your change every day.” “这本书你每天都要看,我每天会观察你的变化。” „Envied, Elder Brother Qiao, Yan Ran/sweet may be really good to you!” “太羡慕了,乔哥,嫣然对你可真好！” Good, is good, good I want to leave home! 好,是好,好的我都想离家出走！ The cultivation book that Yan Ran/sweet gives is quite simple, although is not the big vernacular, but should be the human world protector basic book, in the book explained flowing of aura in human body in detail. 嫣然给的这本修炼书还是比较简单的,虽然也不是大白话,但应该是人间守护者入门的一本书,书上详细解释了气息在人体内的流动。 Qiao Xiao was forced, has the daily operation some time. Qiao Xiao does not know how Yan Ran/sweet can see he practiced had not practiced. 乔潇被逼无奈,只好每天运行一段时间。乔潇也不知道嫣然是怎么样能看出他练了没练。 What is inconceivable, she truly can look, like wearing photoscope, spy! 不可思议的是,她确实能看出来,就像戴了透视镜,间谍！ Qiao Xiao refine after some time, every day probably sleepy, naturally may also be the reason of endorsement. 只是乔潇炼了一段时间后,每天好像更加的困倦,当然也有可能是背书的原因。 Quick must arrive at the synthesis test, Qiao Xiao is very uncomfortable these days, daily hypersomnia awfully. 很快就要到了综合考试,乔潇这段时间很不舒服,天天嗜睡的要命。 He summarizes before testing hypersomnia syndrome. 他总结为考前嗜睡综合症。 Passed nearly three months of total darkness day, finally took a test to the first synthesis. 就这么过了近三个月暗无天日的日子,终于到了第一次综合考试。 The test of Nanchuan High school arranges the examination place according to the position, altogether 500 students divided about 20 examination places. 南川高中的考试是按名次来布置考场的,一共500名学生分了近20个考场。 Yan Ran/sweet in No. 1 examination place, but Qiao Xiao naturally in 20 examination places. 嫣然在一号考场,而乔潇理所当然在20考场。 Before testing that evening's Qiao Xiao goes to bed is very early, fell asleep immediately, a night does not have the dream, rested gloomily, the alarm called in the morning three, he had not responded, knocked his door to Uncle Wu, carried from the bed him. 考前的那个晚上乔潇上床很早,立马就进入了梦乡,一夜无梦,睡得天昏地暗,早晨闹铃叫了三遍,他都没有反应,一直到吴伯来敲他的门,才把他从床上拎了起来。 „Young master, you take a test today, wish you to obtain the good achievements.” “少爷,您今天考试,祝你取得好成绩。” A cruller, two omelettes. 一根油条,两个煎蛋。 Qiao Xiao looks at the eye of Uncle Wu, painful saying: „Uncle Wu, this is not the college entrance examination, does not need to do such grandly.” 乔潇看着吴伯的眼睛,沉痛的说道:“吴伯,这不是高考,不用搞得这么隆重。” „Related to your game, is certainly serious.” Righteousness expression that Uncle Wu replied. “事关你的游戏,一定要郑重。”吴伯回答的义正言辞。 ...... …… Considers to work as a soft rib of person, by another person pressing firmly between the fingers of stubbornly, what he can be felt? 试想当一个人的软肋,被另一个人死死的捏住,他会是什么感觉？ ...... …… As soon as he enters the gate of examination place, all people in high spirits greeted with him. Who did not know that this famous school grass, Qiao Xiao regains own self-confidence immediately. 他一进考场的门,所有的人都兴高采烈的和他打招呼。谁不认识这大名鼎鼎的校草,乔潇立刻找回了自己的自信心。 He smiles the friend who and this crowd knows newly added WeChat. All examinees in this examination place feel extremely flattered simply, originally has no recourse to be divided in this examination place, has not thought that can also make a first draft with the keeping aloof school is the good friend who a friend encircles. 他笑眯眯的和这群新结识的朋友加了微信。这个考场的所有考生简直是受宠若惊,本来迫不得已被分在这个考场,没想到还能和高高在上的校草成为一个朋友圈的好友。 „School grass that Elder Brother Qiao, I have never thought that you keep aloof, is so that's how it is amiable.” “乔哥,真没想到,您那么高高在上的校草,原来如此平易近人。” „Yes, Elder Brother Qiao, your heroic deeds make us full of admiration.” “是啊,乔哥,你的英勇事迹都让我们五体投地。” „Later takes a test time we will certainly look after your.” “待会儿考试的时候我们一定会照顾你的。” Originally became famous also had this treatment. 原来成名了还有这种待遇。 Schoolmate secretly extends the palm to Qiao Xiao looks: „Key point I in my arm and palm, I finished pass on the paper to you immediately.” 有一个同学偷偷的把手掌伸给乔潇看:“关键点我都记在了我的胳膊和手掌中,我写完了立刻给你传纸条。” Before the test, Qiao Xiao received the warning of Yan Ran/sweet: If dares to cheat, deprives one year of hitting game qualifications directly. 考试前乔潇就受到了嫣然的警告:如果敢作弊,就直接取消一年的打游戏资格。 But the atmosphere of examination place so, doesn't this make me not get on well with others obvious? 可是考场的氛围如此,这不明摆着让我不合群吗？ The Qiao Xiao awkward nod, asked them secretly: „Doesn't teacher manage?” 乔潇尴尬的点头,偷偷的问他们:“老师不管吗？” „According to the experience of school leader, the last examination place teachers turns a blind eye.” “根据学长的经验,最后一个考场老师都睁一只眼闭一只眼。” „The main reason is everyone level is similar, how to copy unable to copy the high score to come again.” “最主要的原因是每个人水平都差不多,再怎么抄也抄不出高分来。” Pū...... 噗…… Long-term that the teacher...... really thinks! 老师……果然想的长远！ The examination paper sent, the monitoring an exam teacher sat on the platform takes a newspaper to look. 卷子发了下来,监考老师坐在讲台上拿了一份报纸在看。 Obvious turning on the water. 明显的放水。 Qiao Xiao read an examination paper, thought that these three months of endorsement a little effects, at least many topics he can understand. 乔潇看了一遍卷子,觉得这三个月背书还是有一点效果的,至少很多题目他都能看懂了。 He starts flying of dragons and dancing of phoenixes wrote. Test more than half, suddenly on his table was thrown a small balled paper. He raised the head to all around looks, the monitoring an exam teacher has started to read the third newspaper. 他开始龙飞凤舞的写了起来。考试过半,突然他的桌上被扔过来一个小纸团。他抬头向四周望了望,监考老师已经开始看第三份报纸。 He opened the small paper. Acdeb, with his own answer one pair, Bddec ! Five topics, made a mistake three topics. 他打开了小纸条。Acdeb,和他自己的答案一对,Bddec,靠！五题,错了三题。 Is careful looked, third fourth writes itself not to grasp, but first second and fifth writes him to have confidence absolutely, before is, Yan Ran/sweet compels him to carry. 再仔细一看,第三第四题自己没有把握,可是第一第二和第五题他绝对有把握,都是之前嫣然逼着他背过的。 The gold content of paper is too low! 纸条的含金量太低！ Simply is a hot potato! 简直就是个烫手山芋！ Saw only sits in his front person the left hand back in behind, finger unceasing exhibited a movement of capture to him. 只见坐在他前面的人将左手背在了后面,手指不断的向他摆出了一个抓取的动作。 Qiao Xiao looked at a teacher, then placed in the balled paper the palm of front person quietly constantly. Finally touches the nose, the brothers is unfair to you. 乔潇看了一眼老师,然后悄悄地将纸团原封不动的放在了前面人的手心之中。最后摸了摸鼻子,兄弟对不起你了。 The examination paper difficulty is very high, regarding Qiao Xiao, can respond to pass an examination is very good. He also no longer intertwines, is pressing oneself mentality, brushes, finished the whole piece examination paper, to thesis time, requests 800 characters. 卷子难度还是很高,对于乔潇来说,能答对到及格就已经很不错了。他也不再纠结,按着自己的思路,刷刷刷刷,写完了整张的卷子,到了作文的时候,要求800字。 He is flying of dragons and dancing of phoenixes, wrote 750 voluminous, but also misses 50, cannot arrange. Thought for quite a while, in each finally added many toned words and punctuations. 他龙飞凤舞,洋洋洒洒写了750,还差50,怎么也编不出来。想了半天,在每一段的最后加了不少的语气词和标点符号。 No matter how said that already compared with before him takes a test time can only write 600 characters, was much better. 不管怎么说,已经比他之前考试的时候只能写600字,好多了。 Qiao Xiao in the learn/study, is to the person who oneself are content very much. 乔潇在学习上,是个对自己很知足的人。 The morning test, tested smoothly under everyone hello/you good my good atmosphere. Possibly because takes a test consumes the psychic force very much, noon Qiao Xiao starts to lie on the table rests greatly rests especially. 上午的考试,在大家你好我好的氛围下顺利考完了。可能因为考试还是很耗精神力,中午的乔潇就开始趴在桌子上大睡特睡。 Yan Ran/sweet asked how he tests, his trapped/sleepy does not have the strength to reply. 嫣然问他考得如何,他困的都没有力气回答。 „Elder Brother Qiao, were you played the game last night? How to become this sleepily?” Zhang Dayang also cares asked him. “乔哥,你昨晚是去打游戏了吗？怎么困成这样？”张大阳也关心的问他。 Qiao Xiao waves, transferred a head , to continue to rest. 乔潇挥了挥手,转了个脑袋,继续睡。 Afterward to afternoon English test. 随后就到了下午的英语考试。 The hearing looks like the heavenly book to Qiao Xiao, has the earphone, his eye hides starts to fight. After waiting for the hearing to put, he has fallen asleep. 听力对乔潇来说就像是天书,戴着耳机,他的眼皮子就开始打架。等听力放完之后,他已经睡着了。 The effect of lullaby is really good! 催眠曲的效果真是好啊！ The teacher knocked his table, called him: „Attention examination place discipline, cannot sleep.” 老师敲了敲他的桌子,把他叫了起来:“注意考场纪律,不许睡觉。” Qiao Xiao does not have the means that has to crawl to continue to present the topic. The character on examination paper crawls like the ant: Does the small ant also dare to shake the elephant? 乔潇没办法,只好爬起来继续做题。卷子上的字就像蚂蚁一样爬来爬去:小蚂蚁也敢来撼动大象？ Qiao Xiao this elephant is sitting on the seat unshakeable- cannot understand. 乔潇这只大象正坐在座位上雷打不动-都看不懂。 Except for list selected topic, but can also hoodwink several, other ending shapes fill up, the reading comprehension, the ant has dropped around mutually. 除了单选题,还能蒙几个,其他的完形填空,阅读理解,蚂蚁已经相互串门了。 Qiao Xiao was really trapped/sleepy. After the list selected topic completes, the left hand presses the examination paper, the right hand takes to set pen to paper, sits, falling asleep of erectness. 乔潇实在是太困了。把单选题做完之后,左手按着卷子,右手拿着笔,就这么坐着,直立的睡着了。 When other schoolmates starts to complete an assignment, the teacher notices Qiao Xiao unexpectedly to sit falls asleep. 等其他的同学都开始要交卷时,老师才注意到乔潇居然坐着就睡着了。 The teacher went forward to pat his shoulder, finally he was overthrown all of a sudden on the table, but did not awake. 老师上前拍了拍他的肩膀,结果他一下子被推倒在桌上,可就是不醒。 This may scare the teacher, desperate pats him, pinches in his person, response that has no. 这一下可把老师吓坏了,拼命的拍他,掐他的人中,都没有任何的反应。 The school grass fainted in the test! 校草在考试中晕倒了！ This has taken the first important news presented in the post the home page. 这已经作为第一条重大新闻出现在了贴吧的首页。 Below erects a building innumerably. 下面盖楼无数。 【Elder Brother Qiao backing group: Elder Brother Qiao did not faint, fell asleep.】 【乔哥后援团:乔哥不是晕倒了,是睡着了。】 【Biscuit was expired: The solid hammer, I and he in an examination place, the hearing test him to sleep.】 【饼干过期了:实锤,我和他在一个考场,听力考完他就一直在睡觉。】 【The apple of strawberry taste: Does Elder Brother Qiao fall asleep is likely a prince? Sex-mad......】 【草莓味的苹果:乔哥睡着是不是像个王子？花痴中……】 【The village set steals the big goose: Did Elder Brother Qiao last night, yesterday last night, yesterday yesterday last night go to do? Asked the first leg of an eight-legged essay......】 【村口集合偷大鹅:乔哥昨晚,昨昨晚,昨昨昨晚都去干什么了？求破题……】 【Listens to the wind is the rain: Does the topic that the teacher sets have the hypnosis?】 【听风就是雨:难道老师出的题还带催眠？】 Yan Ran/sweet tested to try to see this news, her brow tight wrinkle, was a little unbelievable. 嫣然考完了试就看见了这条新闻,她眉头紧皱,有点难以置信。 When she rushes to the school doctor room, discovered that the entrance has encircled dozens schoolmates, catches up to come to see Qiao Xiao. 当她赶到校医室的时候,发现门口已经围了几十个同学,都是赶来看乔潇的。 The doctor according to school doctor room, Qiao Xiao entered the deep sleep condition, the entrance student had expelled one after another. 据校医室的医生说,乔潇进入了深度睡眠状态,门口的学生已经赶走了一波又一波。 Regarding the Qiao Xiao symptom, the school doctor is also at a loss. Now waits for the ambulance to deliver to the city hospital to make the further inspection. 对于乔潇的症状,校医也束手无策。现在就等着救护车送到市医院去做进一步的检查。 Some female students unexpectedly in crying that the entrance was worried about. 有一些女生居然在门口担心的哭了。 Yan Ran/sweet telephones to Uncle Wu, informed this matter, and inquired a recent Qiao Xiao condition, the obtained reply is, all normal, rests all day insufficiently. 嫣然打了个电话给吴伯,告知了此事,并询问了一下最近的乔潇状态,得到的回答是,一切正常,就是整天睡不够。 Yan Ran/sweet was stranger. 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