AC :: Volume #4

#395: Dresses up to them


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Hears this saying, the people on the scene all reveal the color of shock. Nearby Daoist Gou is out of sorts slightly. 听到这话,在场的众人全都露出震惊之色。一旁的苟道人更是微微失神。 Has not thought that a Monk Putuo Buddhist priest, unexpectedly doctor! Moreover is the double material doctor! 万万没想到,普陀僧一个僧人,竟然还是博士!而且是双料博士! Span some between your Buddhist studies and aerodynamics were also too big! Moreover actually is also proficient in so many languages. 你这个佛学和空气动力学之间的跨度也有些太大了吧!而且竟然还精通这么多门语言。 This is ready the proper study tyrant! 这是妥妥的学霸啊! Monk Putuo asked toward Daoist Gou simultaneously curiously ; 普陀僧同时好奇地朝苟道人问道; How doesn't know our Taoism? Gou is fellow daoist what kind of school record?” “不知咱们道门如何?苟道友是何等学历?” His intends actually not, after all Daoist Gou just asked him a moment ago, oneself asked one in turn is also the politeness. 他这倒不是有意,毕竟刚才苟道人刚刚问了他,自己反过来问一句也是礼貌。 This saying hears in the Daoist Gou ear, seems especially grating, said ambiguously: 只是这话听到苟道人耳中,显得格外刺耳,含糊其词地说道: Old this...... the wandering four directions, the world is the master, the school record ......... this...... dispensable......” “老道这个……云游四方,天地为师,学历………这个……可有可无的……” His old Gou has not graduated the elementary school, but also what school record? 他老苟连小学都没毕业,还什么学历? Compared with Monk Putuo, Daoist Gou somewhat is scared. 普陀僧一比,苟道人不由有些失魂落魄。 No wonder recently on the lord and this monk related such well, discusses really happy, chatted happy serious, originally others were the double material doctor...... 难怪最近主上和这个和尚关系这么好,相谈甚欢,聊得开心的不得了,原来人家是双料博士啊…… Such a compares, his old Gou was inferior thoroughly. 这么一比,他老苟彻底被比下去了。 Thinks own past years was also the old Neo-Confucianism in following broken Daoist temple some ancient books, compared with others Monk Putuo simply is a space underground, has not resulted in compares...... 想想自己当年也不过是跟着破道观里的老道学了一些典籍,跟人家普陀僧相比简直是一个天上一个地下,没得比…… Monk Putuo does not doubt him, laughs to say frank: 普陀僧不疑有他,爽朗大笑道: Good world is a master! Gou fellow daoist is aggressive! Actually the monk is also of bothersomest the systems these discard head close to brains, initially tested the management to test the hair not to have. Tests, tests his paternal grandmother leg!” “好一个天地为师!苟道友霸气!其实小僧也最烦这些虚头巴脑的制度,当初考主持把头发都要考没了。考考考,考他奶奶个腿!” One group of people roar with laughter, Daoist Gou also got over an emotion much.. 一群人不由哄堂大笑,苟道人也释怀了不少。。 The people also lounge in hotel chatted a while, gives scolding the New Land Soul Bureau person to feel disappointed, despises the Cheng spineless attitude, this returns to own room to prepare to rest in abundance. 众人又在酒店的休息室里聊了一会儿,痛骂新陆镇魂局的人扫兴,鄙夷吕诚的没骨头作风,这才纷纷回到自己的房间准备休息。 Yang Gan and the others prepared to look for palace this regimental commander directly, requests to make Li Fan also attend the tomorrow's conference, Monk Putuo said that must angrily rebuke Cheng, finally by Li Fan blocking. 杨杆等人本来准备直接去找宫远这个团长,要求让李凡也参加明天的会议,普陀僧则说要怒斥吕诚,最后被李凡给拦了下来。 This is my little , cannot make you injure at will. 这可是我的小吕,不能让你们随意伤害。 Takes a stroll is returning to own room, the Li Fan mood is excellent. 溜达着回到自己的房间,李凡心情大好。 Today basically conducts according to the plan, especially Cheng appearance, helping him be busy. 今天基本上都是按照计划进行,特别是吕诚的出现,帮了他大忙。 It is estimated that must receive the notice of returning to homeland quickly, later is the empty duty outsider thoroughly, or gets so far as beautiful city bureau to sun him, very happy. 估计很快就要接到回国的通知了,以后彻底做个虚职边缘人,或者把他弄到丽城局去晒太阳,美滋滋。 Naturally, has the Clean Association matter not to arrange Mulberry Country, tomorrow will happen to arrange the arrangement. 当然,在桑国这边还有清洁协会的事情没安排好,明天正好去安排安排。 Before that must look for a normal strength to come out , to continue to act own Collector. 在那之前,得找点正常的战力出来,继续扮演好自己的收藏家 Door pass/test good, Li Fan opens the television conveniently, found the news channel, enlarges the sound, disguises oneself are reading the news. 将房门关好,李凡随手打开电视,找到新闻频道,把声音放大,假装自己是在看新闻。 The split vision glance of corner of the eye, saw on suddenly DVD before television also puts a compact disc unexpectedly, on the compact disc box writes „the midnight program, internal appreciation several characters. 眼角的余光一瞥,突然看到电视机前的DVD上竟然还放着一张光盘,光盘盒子上写着“午夜节目,内部欣赏”几个字。 Li Fan selected the eyebrow. 李凡挑了挑眉毛。 Mulberry Country the hotel is also very interesting, unexpectedly the DVD machine, this gadget in China was the antique. 桑国的这家酒店也挺有意思,竟然还有DVD机,这玩意儿在中州都算是老古董了。 Is this also Mulberry Country in the performance that the mobile Internet time falls behind thoroughly? 这也算是桑国在移动互联网时代彻底落伍的表现? However on the compact disc that several characters make Li Fan be very interested actually. 不过光盘上面那几个字倒是让李凡挺感兴趣。 At that moment forces in DVD the compact disc conveniently, pressed down the broadcast key. 当下随手将光盘塞进DVD,按下了播放键。 The television picture a revolution, turns into a scenic forest immediately. 电视画面立刻一转,变成了一片风光秀美的森林。 Feature film? 还是个剧情片? The Li Fan eyebrow selects. 李凡眉毛一挑。 However this lens pushed were also slow, when did this enter the subject? 不过这镜头推得也太慢了,这得什么时候进入正题? This type of thing, was used to it enters quickly while looks. 这种东西,还是习惯了一边快进一边看啊。 First chose several labor forces to come back to say again. 先去选几个劳动力回来再说吧。 Whatever on the television continues to broadcast the movie, Li Fan turns around to get to the entrance of suite bedroom, the palm transmits scalding hot, the strength of spoon of Suppressing Prison starts, grips the door knob instantaneously, pulls open slowly. 任由电视上继续播放着影片,李凡转身走到套间卧室的门口,掌心传来一股灼热,镇狱之匙的力量发动,瞬间握住门把手,缓缓拉开。 Stale taste and scalding hot and bloody the air from Suppressing Prison head on, Li Fan takes a step, the body when gradually transforms from human across that door to wear the black hot royal crown pale ghosts and demons. 来自镇狱的霉味儿和灼热而血腥的空气扑面而来,李凡迈步走进去,身体在穿过那扇门的时候逐渐从人类转化为头戴黑火冠冕的苍白鬼魅。 Place that Taoism passed over gently and swiftly, seems the magic of gradation is ordinary. 道门所掠过的地方,仿佛是渐变的魔术一般。 In an instant, he had returned to Suppressing Prison again, the strength from Suppressing Prison floods the whole body, making him have again the feeling of controlling all god demons. 转眼间,他已经再次回到了镇狱之中,来自镇狱的力量充斥全身,让他再次有了掌控一切的神魔的感觉。 He sees in the purgatory, the criminals who these were still suffering the torture, are sending out the sad and shrill pitiful yell, withstands penalty that can never stop. 他看到炼狱之中,那些仍然在遭受酷刑的罪人们,正发出凄厉的惨叫,承受永远不会停止的刑罚。 He sees in the Suppressing Prison prison, is overly suspicious and fearful to be similar to the crazy prisoners, or talked in whispers or sits in repose with eyes closed, even if were the slightest whisper, does not dare to have lord slight disrespecting to Suppressing Prison. 他看到镇狱的囚牢之中,疑神疑鬼如同疯癫的囚犯们,或是窃窃私语或是闭目养神,哪怕是最轻微的耳语,都不敢有对镇狱之主的丝毫不敬。 He sees in the endless wilderness outside Suppressing Prison, the lifeform from abyss is ambushing innumerably, is peeping at terrifying Suppressing Prison, does not dare to go one step beyond the prescribed limit. 他看到镇狱之外的无尽荒野之中,无数来自深渊的生物正潜伏其中,窥视着恐怖的镇狱,不敢越雷池一步。 The lord of Suppressing Prison is with smile on the face, walks toward the Suppressing Prison study room. 镇狱之主面带微笑,朝着镇狱的书房走去。 This time, he is away from the Suppressing Prison study room also distance, sees the Suppressing Prison corridor on the wall, little bear puppet that wears the suspenders trousers, is holding in the mouth cigarette to depend on the Suppressing Prison wall, smokes like a chimney under the scarlet red wall lamp. 这一次,他距离镇狱的书房还有一段距离,就看到镇狱走廊的墙壁上,一只穿着背带裤的小熊玩偶,正叼着一支烟靠着镇狱的墙壁,在赤红色的壁灯之下吞云吐雾。 This little bear puppet, is Baillen. 这小熊玩偶,正是巴扬。 Hears the sound of footsteps, Baillen stares, later pinches out the cigarette in hand hastily, forces in own pocket, the whole face moe dull shouts toward Li Fan joyfully: 听到脚步声,巴扬一愣,随后连忙将手中的香烟掐灭,塞进自己的口袋之中,满脸呆萌欣喜地朝着李凡喊道: Great master, you came back!” “伟大的主人,您回来了!” Was saying deeply bows, the buttocks must dig the space: 说着深深鞠了一躬,屁股都要撅到天上: Welcome back!” “欢迎回来!” Afterward turns the head to turn the buttocks to say hastily: 随后连忙转头扭着屁股说道: My this informs them, greets the lord of return great Suppressing Prison.” “我这就去通知他们,迎接伟大的镇狱之主归来。” Li Fan said indifferently: 李凡淡然道: No need.” “不必。” Happen to has a look at Prasong they to do anything this period of time. 正好看看巴颂他们这段时间在搞什么。 That little bear puppet stops the footsteps immediately, the smile of wear a look of gruffly sprouting/moe, non-stop bowing to guide in front. 那小熊玩偶立刻停下脚步,面带憨萌的笑容,在前面不停躬身带路。 Stand forth, had arrived at that corridor outside Suppressing Prison study room step by step quickly. 一步步向前走去,很快已经来到了镇狱书房之外的那条走廊。 Just entered the corridor, Li Fan stares. 刚刚走进走廊,李凡不由一愣。 The corridor of this time, before already, is not quite same. 此时的这条走廊,已经和之前不太一样。 On the surrounding wall, each blood red candlelight side, has one with the picture that the pencil described. 周围的墙壁上,每一盏血红色的烛火之旁,都有一张用铅笔描绘的画。 These mark the picture, unexpectedly is Suppressing Prison the Lord appearance, has the picture of fight, has the picture that gives the head/number of people body, has to sit well above the throne of white bones and lava, accepts picture that the abyss powerhouse pays homage. 这些画上画的,竟然都是镇狱之主的模样,有战斗的画面,有赋予人头身体的画面,有端坐在白骨与熔岩的王座之上,接受深渊强者膜拜的画面。 Wait wait/Etc. etc.. 等等等等。 The painter grasps proper regarding that type of strange and demented aura, looks to make people feel that very Suppressing Prison Lord terrifying, the terrifying that type is hard to speak indescribably was transmitted accurately. 画家对于那种诡异而又癫狂的气息抓得十分到位,一望而让人感觉到镇狱之主的恐怖,那种不可名状难以言说的恐怖被准确的传达了出来。 Baillen carefully looked at Suppressing Prison the Lord complexion, saying that later flattered: 巴扬仔细看了看镇狱之主的脸色,随后谄媚的说道: This is my father's meaning, my father thinks the people that must let the master understand the prestige and great deeds of master, the picture is writes by Uncle grand Cai, he before death is the Moss Country well-known painter.” “这是家父的意思,家父认为必须让主人的子民都明白主人的威名与伟大事迹,画是由隆猜伯伯执笔,他生前是藓国的知名画家。” The pale ghosts and demons complexion that wears the black hot royal crown is indifferent, the invincible might is difficult to predict, Baillen does not dare to say. 头戴黑火冠冕的苍白鬼魅面色淡然,神威难测,巴扬不敢多说。 At this time they had arrived at the entrance of Suppressing Prison study room, listens to a neat praise to transmit from inside: 此时他们已经来到了镇狱书房的门口,就听一阵整齐的颂扬从里面传来: He is born during the time, creates all, controls all!” “他于时光之中诞生,创造一切,主宰一切!” At first, he said that the dead should resurrect, therefore we had the new life.” “起初,他说死者应复活,于是我们拥有了新的生命。” Great exists to give our second life, making us shout loudly his Name Suppressing Prison lord of the!” “伟大的存在赋予我们第二次生命,让我们高呼他的名字-镇狱之主!” In the Suppressing Prison study room, one crowd of heads are shouting under Prasong little bear leadership with one voice, has known by heart to these words. 镇狱的书房之中,一群头颅正在巴颂小熊的带领下齐声呼喊,对这些话已经倒背如流。 By them, is little bear puppet of more than ten achievement supervisions, prepares back wrong speaking incorrectly at any time drags one to beat mercilessly. 在他们旁边,是十几个作为监督的小熊玩偶,随时准备把背错的说错的拖出来一顿毒打。 Underwent this period of time training, the heads on bookshelf had accepted this brainwashing transformation thoroughly. 经过了这段时间的培训,书架上的头颅们已经彻底接受了这种洗脑改造。 Just started also some people to curse Advent Group the group of little bear puppet is not the person, but quick was thrown into the darkness to teach to cultivate the behavior. 刚开始还有人咒骂降临会的这帮小熊玩偶不是人,只是很快就被丢进黑暗之中教做人。 Now they have recognized. 现在他们已经认了。 Always thinks about these things, idles bored compared with every day stronger. 念念这些东西,也比每天闲得无聊要强。 Several have the music talent, but also came out to arrange several songs on own initiative, making everyone eulogizing Suppressing Prison Lord word fills, sang singlish. 有几个有音乐天赋的,还主动出来编了几首歌,让大家把歌颂镇狱之主的词儿填进去,唱得朗朗上口。 In any case their these people before death are the side giant of dark world, deeply understood that cannot be victorious joins the truth. 反正他们这些人生前都是黑暗世界的一方巨擘,深深懂得“打不过就加入”的道理。 Moreover many people also want to understand, in this Suppressing Prison, they are one pile of toys, wants to obtain that Suppressing Prison the Lord favor, needs, when licks the dog, moreover must lick to be good involution! 而且很多人也都想明白了,在这镇狱之中,他们就是一堆玩物,想要获得那个镇狱之主的青睐,必须要当舔狗,而且要舔到内卷才行! So long as in any case can go out from Suppressing Prison, no, so long as can same obtain the ability that acts on free will with Advent Group this group of people, when let alone licked the dog, making them recognize the fathers to be good. 反正只要能从镇狱里面出去,不,只要能和降临会这帮人一样获得自由行动的能力,别说当舔狗了,让他们认爹都行。 As for what dignity? 至于什么尊严? Dignity that is as a human time is relative to other human, facing lord of that terrifying pale ghosts and demons Suppressing Prison, what dignity everyone species different also discussed? 尊严那是作为一个人类的时候相对于其他人类来说的,面对镇狱之主那个恐怖的苍白鬼魅,大家物种都不同还谈什么尊严? Can you discuss the dignity with the ant? 你会和蚂蚁谈尊严吗? At this time black person brothers in several head are beating time with the inherited B-box skill, but also is singing and sound, heads on one crowd of bookshelf under the leadership of Prasong, will eulogize Suppressing Prison the Lord song to sing one's blood bubbles up to the brim popular feeling running high directly, conducted self- depth pua. 此时几个头颅之中的黑人老哥用祖传的B-box技能打着拍子,还唱着和声,一群书架上的头颅在巴颂的带领下,直接将歌颂镇狱之主的歌儿唱得热血沸腾群情激昂,纷纷进行了自我深度pua。 At this moment, the gate of Suppressing Prison study room opens slowly, wears the black hot royal crown the form to appear in the entrance, that fearful smile still as always, looked to the heads in study room. 就在这时,镇狱书房的门缓缓打开,头戴黑火冠冕的身影出现在门口,那可怕的笑容仍然一如既往,望向书房中的头颅们。 The heads above bookshelf feel the terrifying pressure instantaneously, that is from the lord of Suppressing Prison suffocates pressure. 书架之上的头颅们瞬间感受到久违的恐怖威压,那是来自于镇狱之主的窒息般的压力。 The singing sound stops suddenly, Prasong has rehearsed many times to this moment, turns around to bow toward the entrance pale ghosts and demons hastily, shouts loudly said: 歌声戛然而止,巴颂对这一刻早就已经排练了很多次,连忙转身朝着门口的苍白鬼魅鞠躬,高声呼喊道: Welcomed the lord of return great Suppressing Prison!” “恭迎伟大的镇狱之主归来!” Above the bookshelf, the heads shout simultaneously loudly: 书架之上,头颅们同时高声呼喊: Welcomed the lord of return great Suppressing Prison!” “恭迎伟大的镇狱之主归来!” One crowd of little bear puppet have the smile of flattering at this time, looks to the opposite party, in the heart is disturbed, does not know that their present's these arrangement and behaviors, can ask for the delight of opposite party. 一群小熊玩偶此时带着谄媚的笑容,看向对方,心中则是忐忑不已,不知道他们现在的这些布置和行为,能否讨得对方的欢欣。 Prasong trembling sound said: 巴颂颤声道: Master, you came back, you most faithful servants are waiting for your return.” “主人,您回来了,您最忠实的仆人们都在等待您的归来。” The heads above bookshelf, had been made at this time dizzy by continual pua, the anticipation looks to that pale ghosts and demons, expected oneself can become the new lucky fellow, obtains the new body, returning to the reality to feel all in memory. 书架之上的头颅们,此时都已经被连续的pua弄得头昏脑涨,纷纷期待地看向那苍白鬼魅,期望自己能成为新的幸运儿,获得新的身躯,回到现实之中感受记忆中的一切。 Listens to that pale ghosts and demons to say with a smile densely: 就听那苍白鬼魅森然笑道: Done good...... this time, I want some servants of Black Dragon Society, helping them dress up.” “做的不错……这次,我要一些黑龙会的奴仆,帮他们装扮起来。” ~ ~ ( Everyone good night ~ ~ ~) (大家晚安~~~)
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