Hears the words of this Mulberry Country staff, Li Fan at present one brightly. 听到这名桑国工作人员的话,李凡不由眼前一亮。 Originally he prepares the fault-finding noisy matter, but thinks that the Mulberry Country all the people service industry the situation somewhat is embarrassed, if after all the opposite party gives him to bow two to kneel down directly three to cut open the belly, he is not good to continue to find fault. 本来他就是准备找茬闹事儿,但是想到桑国全民服务业的情况还有些不好意思,毕竟如果对方直接给他一鞠躬二下跪三剖腹,他也不好继续找茬。 Has not thought that a youth, dares to refute to pillage him unexpectedly directly, in the words also clamps the ridicule of rifle sling stick. 没想到来了个愣头青,竟然敢直接反驳抢白他,话里面还夹枪带棒的讥讽。 Really is a good person! 真是个好人呐！ At that moment the eye narrows the eyes, said: 当下眼睛一眯,说道: „The god of paper folding? Every day does paper folding this dare to call the god for a lifetime? Mulberry Country god originally such inexpensive? Skillful, I must sit down to eat meal every day, should dozens years never interrupted, in your Mulberry Country, be called the god of eating meal?” “折纸之神？每天折纸这一辈子就敢称神了？桑国的神原来都这么廉价的吗？巧了,我每天都要坐下吃饭,几十年了从未间断,在你们桑国,是不是也该被称为吃饭之神？” „You......” Li Fan looked at opposite party the name on work identification: „Gui Ye? Mr. Gui Ye, you bows every day, should be called the god of bow artisan?” “还有你……”李凡看了一眼对方的工作证上的名字:“龟也是吧？龟也先生,你每天鞠躬,是不是也该被称为躬匠之神？” „When our China several thousand years of inheritance, the civilization is bright, Mulberry Country is still eating birds and animals raw, after what cultural fault/chasm...... you want to say the cliff mountain doesn't have China this nonsense? Everyone knows, this is the so-called scholar who Mulberry Country these harbor evil intentions, to steal the China cultural legitimacy, but the absurd theory of promoting!” “我们中州几千年的传承,文明灿烂之时,桑国还在茹毛饮血,至于什么文化断层……你是不是想说崖山之后无中州这种鬼话？谁都知道,这不过是桑国那些居心叵测的所谓学者,为了窃取中州的文化正统地位,而搞出来的荒谬之论罢了！” mo qi sha drills the yun jiao adze han geng xia deserted nail dusk to beat cen yu fermium fan 鐢 adze 岃 umbrella yue wu jiao Qi Chan to stamp the shen Jian Huxi cu fine jade li kan mo umbrella 銆愭帹鑽愪笅锛屽挭鍜闃呰昏拷涔湡鐨勫鐢锛岃繖閲屼笅杞澶跺幓蹇鍙浠瘯璇曞惂銆傘 „The Mulberry Country person who also only then certain is not concerned about face, with the brain by the donkey kicked the idiot China person, the meeting letter/believes this nonsense!” “也只有某些不要脸的桑国人,和脑子被驴踢了的蠢货中州人,才会信这种鬼话！” „Moreover, I want to change a bed, you actually rose the attack of person and nationality, this was the Mulberry Country Spell Hall hospitality, was the Mulberry Country hospitality? Our China solemn nation of etiquette, Mulberry Country in comparison, is really only the place of barbarian! I must see your Spell Hall director now!” “另外,我只是想要换一张床而已,你却上升到了人身和国别的攻击,这就是桑国咒术厅的待客之道,就是桑国的待客之道吗？我们中州堂堂礼仪之邦,桑国与之相比,果然只是蛮夷之地！我现在就要见你们咒术厅的总监！” At present the named Gui Ye staff have not thought the opposite party unexpectedly direct ascent the angle of cultural controversy, made excuses suddenly, was said dumbfounded by Li Fan. 眼前名为龟也的工作人员没想到对方竟然直接上升到了文化论战的角度,一时间支支吾吾,被李凡说得哑口无言。 Properly speaking, they should change the bed to the opposite party directly, is only Gui Ye is supercilious, thinks inheritance of their Mulberry Country Spell Hall most glorious and complete, therefore in this time conference, somewhat disdains regarding the delegations of other countries. 按理说,他们应该直接给对方换床的,只是龟也本身就心高气傲,自认为他们桑国咒术厅的传承最为悠久和完整,所以在这次的会议之中,对于其他国家的代表团都有些不屑。 Made an indiscreet remark a moment ago suddenly extremely arrogantly, got the handle by the opposite party, especially that hat wore one after another, making him unable to resist, at this time suddenly does not know should be what to do good. 刚才一时间狂妄失言,却被对方抓住了把柄,特别是那帽子戴起来一套一套的,让他根本招架不住,此时一时间不知道该怎么办才好。 If this matter really Spell Hall director Morino Tarou making, his work must throw certainly. 如果这事儿真的把咒术厅总监森野太郎给闹出来,那他这份工作铁定要丢了。 The key loses face...... 关键是丢人啊…… When Gui Ye and the others do not know suddenly should be what to do good, hears a somewhat Yin sad sound, said with not too skilled western land language: 就在龟也等人一时间不知道该怎么办才好的时候,就听一个有些阴恻恻的声音,操着不太熟练的西陆语说道: „Mr. Gui Ye? What's wrong? What has to need to help?” “龟也先生？怎么了？有什么需要帮忙的吗？” Gui Ye turns the head to look, sees the speech impressively is a skin slightly black man who in a not far away guest room comes out, is overjoyed. 龟也转头一看,就见说话的赫然是不远处一处客房之中出来的一个皮肤略黑的男子,不由大喜过望。 Said toward the opposite party hastily: 连忙朝对方说道: „Saipan mister, is this, this guest is somewhat discontented to the bed that we provide, launched the language attack to Spell Hall, we really do not know that should be what to do good, hopes you can urge this mister......” “塞班先生,是这样的,这位客人对我们提供的床铺有些不满,对咒术厅进行了语言攻击,我们实在是不知道该怎么办才好,希望您能劝劝这位先生……” This guest is that a senior official from Moss Country Royal Exorcism Bureau he just receives today, esteems regarding the Mulberry Country culture , moreover worships to Mulberry Country Spell Hall, therefore two people discussed really happy. 这个客人是他今天刚刚接待的一名来自藓国皇家驱魔局的高官,对于桑国文化十分推崇,而且对桑国咒术厅也十分崇拜,因此两人相谈甚欢。 The never expected that critical moment, the opposite party acted unexpectedly, Gui Ye looked like grabs the straw to grasp to be the same simply, the opens the mouth sought help from Saipan...... 没想到关键时刻,对方竟然出面了,龟也简直就像是抓住了救命稻草一样,开口向塞班求助…… A male brow wrinkle of that named Saipan, looks to Li Fan, sized up one this to seem like tender young people, the opposite party recognized that was China Abnormal Bureau some young Investigator, said: 那名为塞班的男子眉头一皱,看向李凡,打量了一下这个看起来面嫩的年轻人,将对方认定为中州异常局的某个年轻调查员,说道: „I am the Moss Country Royal Exorcism Bureau new research department director, is Moss Country Royal Exorcism Bureau delegation assistant regimental commander Saipan, but is a bed, if not like naturally being able to trade one, rises to the degree of personal attack, some went too far, the Mulberry Country culture is broad and profound, is not your young people are understandable, hopes that you can apologize to Mr. Gui Ye.” “我是藓国皇家驱魔局新任研究部主任,也是藓国皇家驱魔局代表团副团长塞班,不过是一张床而已,如果不喜欢自然可以换一张,上升到人身攻击的程度,就有些太过分了,桑国的文化博大精深,不是你这种年轻人可以理解的,希望你能向龟也先生道歉。” Afterward he turns the head to say toward Gui Ye: 随后他转头朝龟也说道: „Relax Mr. Gui Ye, but is a minor matter, after the international communication can start, our these regimental commanders and assistant regimental commanders will attend the meeting directly, when the time comes I can also meet with the China Abnormal Bureau regimental commanders and assistant regimental commanders, if there is what an improper place, I will convey to their higher authorities.” “放心吧龟也先生,不过是一点小事而已,等到国际交流会开始之后,我们这些团长和副团长都会直接参会,到时候我也会和中州异常局的团长与副团长们见面,如果有什么不妥的地方,我都会向他们的上级转达。” Gui Ye nods hastily grateful, looked that also became to the Li Fan look relaxed. 龟也连忙感激地点点头,看向李凡的眼神也变得轻松了许多。 Li Fan hears this saying, hey however smiles, said: 李凡听到这话,嘿然一笑,说道: „A your Moss Country Royal Exorcism Bureau person, when did some qualifications decide the China Abnormal Bureau attitude? Ruan Wen? Let him see me.” “你一个藓国皇家驱魔局的人,什么时候有资格决定中州异常局的态度了？阮文呢？让他来见我。” Hears this saying, the Saipan eye stares, said: 听到这话,塞班眼睛一瞪,说道: „Bold! Our Royal Exorcism Bureau Ruan Wen Bureau Chief, you small Investigator can be so contemptuous can it be that! Withdraws your words quickly, otherwise, I surely give you regimental commander of China Abnormal Bureau delegation the form notification!” “大胆！我们皇家驱魔局的阮文局长,岂是你一个小小的调查员可以如此轻蔑的！快收回你的话,否则的话,我一定将相关情况通报给你们中州异常局代表团的团长！” Li Fan looks to the present Saipan, looks curiously, then to ask: 李凡看向眼前的塞班,面露好奇,接着问道: „Kneels to lick New Land Soul Bureau I actually to understand, what situation but kneels to lick Mulberry Country Spell Hall is? The control of Ruan Wen to Royal Exorcism Bureau is so weak?” “跪舔新陆镇魂局我倒是可以理解,不过跪舔桑国咒术厅是什么情况？阮文对皇家驱魔局的掌控力这么弱？” Hears this saying, Saipan looks the angry look, said: 听到这话,塞班面露怒色,说道: „Mulberry Country Spell Hall is our Moss Country Royal Exorcism Bureau friendly organization, the young people, you spoke are so extremely arrogant, is simultaneously to the provocation of two national anomaly processing organizations! Today's matter, will not end absolutely, I now will contact with the China Abnormal Bureau relevant official, asks them, how to conduct training!” “桑国咒术厅是我们藓国皇家驱魔局的友好机构,年轻人,你说话这么狂妄,已经是同时对两个国家异常处理机构的挑衅！今天的事情,绝对不会就这么完了,我现在就会联系中州异常局的相关官员,问问他们,到底是怎么进行培训的！” In Li Fan heart one happy, waited is you relates the China Abnormal Bureau delegation, best to come one set of grave diplomatic compound to the palace directly, carries out smelly everyone's relations, I must be a scapegoat thoroughly. 李凡心中一喜,等的就是你联系中州异常局代表团,最好直接给宫远来一套严正的外交辞令,把大家的关系搞得臭臭的,我就彻底要背锅了。 At that moment gave Saipan and a Gui Ye encouraging look, said: 当下给了塞班和龟也一个鼓励的眼神,说道: „Two the countries of sesame seed same sizes, coordinates my China to place on a par? You go actually!” “两个芝麻一样大小的国家,也配和我中州相提并论？你倒是去告啊！” Had Saipan this Moss Country Royal Exorcism Bureau assistant regimental commander to support, Gui Ye also thought that at this time back straight many, immediately instigated saying: 有了塞班这个藓国皇家驱魔局的副团长撑腰,龟也此时也觉得腰杆直了不少,当下怂恿道: „Saipan mister, you goes although, we testified for you! Even if the guest, cannot insult the master at will!” “塞班先生,您尽管去告,我们都为您作证！哪怕是客人,也不能如此随意的侮辱主人！” Is saying, sees a gate of nearby guest room to open, a somewhat familiar sound conveys from inside: 正说着,就见旁边的一间客房的门打开,一个有些熟悉的声音从里面传来: „Saipan, what is making, is so noisy?” “塞班,在做什么,这么吵？” This sound has the dignity of high-rank, somewhat is obviously disgruntled. 这声音带着上位者的威严,明显有些不悦。 Saipan trades a subservient face immediately, said: 塞班立刻换了一副奴颜婢膝的面孔,说道: „Bureau Chief, no, is the impolite boy who China comes, I am teaching him, is ready to make the negotiation to the China Abnormal Bureau delegation.” “局长,没什么,是一个中州来的无礼小子,我正在教训他,准备向中州异常局代表团提出交涉。” Is saying, the person in that room had walked, wears magnificent and expensive yellow silk pajamas, in the hand is clamping a cigar, keeps two to cast aside the small beard, potbellied, the complexion is lazy, does not get angry from the prestige. 正说着,那房间之中的人已经走了出来,身穿一件华贵的黄色丝绸睡衣,手中夹着一根雪茄,留着两撇小胡子,大腹便便,面色慵懒,不怒自威。 „What boy is? Doesn't understand the custom?” “是个什么样的小子？这么不懂规矩？” In seeing the Li Fan instance, on his face tranquil vanishes instantaneously, exchanging was shocking and terrified, whole person at the scene, saying of stutter: 只是在看到李凡的瞬间,他脸上的平静瞬间消失,换上了震惊和惶恐,整个人愣在当场,结结巴巴的说道: „Greatly big...... Sir?” “大大大……大人？” The cigar in hand fell fiercely on the ground. 手中的雪茄都猛地掉在了地上。 Li Fan smilingly said: 李凡笑眯眯地说道: „Ruan Bureau Chief, our Moss Country Royal Exorcism Bureau, is really the big power and prestige, has managed to the head of China Abnormal Bureau, good good.” “阮局长,咱们藓国皇家驱魔局,实在是好大的威风,都已经管到中州异常局的头上了,不错不错。” Person of coming out, is Moss Country Royal Exorcism Bureau Bureau Chief Ruan Wen. 出来的人,正是藓国皇家驱魔局局长阮文。 ~ ~ ( Everyone good night ~) (大家晚安~)