2DRE :: Volume #3 LV2,逐渐专业的聊天室

#640: The idol does not need to defecate


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Withstood, really withstood! 顶住了,真的顶住了! Rested an evening with Sajyou Manaka, but has not made anything out of the ordinary, crossed steadily for night, therefore, when washing puts on clothes goes out, Tang Hao is gaining ground to throw out the chest, feels own personality also to be noble. 沙条爱歌睡了一晚,但是没有做出任何出格的事情,平稳的渡过了一夜,因此,当洗漱穿衣完毕出门之际,汤昊抬着头挺着胸,感受自己的人格又高尚了一层。 Now he evolves the innocent dregs male from the dregs male. 现在他从渣男进化到了纯情渣男。 We must go back.” Then he hears such a few words from the Kato Megumi mouth. “我们要回去了。”然后他就从加藤惠嘴里听到这么一句话。 In the kitchen, Kato Megumi and younger sister Misaka are making the breakfast, today eats is not the stuffed dumpling, but is the ordinary wheaten food, the noodles nicely chewy, the cooking liquor is limpid, seeming like good. 厨房里,加藤惠和御坂妹妹们正做着早餐,今天吃的不是饺子,而是普通的面食,面条筋道,汤汁清澈,看起来就非常不错。 Actually the Kato Megumi ingredients level is not outstanding, and she equally averagely not wonderful, but had Sanji couple days ago, in this ACG renowned chef, simultaneously and becomes second nature lasciviously, Kato Megumi consults to him, he naturally is gives everything one has to receive, therefore also made the Kato Megumi ingredients level have the considerable progress. 其实加藤惠的料理水平并不出众,就和她本人一样平平无奇,但前几天有又山治在,这个ACG里著名的厨子,同时又好色成性,加藤惠向他请教,他自然是倾囊相受,因此也让加藤惠的料理水平有了长足的进步。 Except for this, Schoolmate Koizumi and Schoolmate Takagi and snow are. 除此以外,还有小泉同学、高木同学和雪乃。 Schoolmate Koizumi and Schoolmate Takagi do not want to eat without paying here, when idle flaw will help do the housework, Schoolmate Takagi said fortunately, but Schoolmate Koizumi is the type that will eat will not make, can only be helps hit to overcome the hand with the snow. 小泉同学和高木同学不想在这里吃白食,闲瑕时会帮忙做做家务,高木同学还好说,但小泉同学属于会吃不会做的类型,只能和雪乃帮着打打下手。 The manufacture of breakfast has been conducted finally, Kato Megumi is putting the final seasoning, the snow is Schoolmate Koizumi tidies up the tableware, Tang Hao is walking up, asks something already known, goes home?” 早餐的制作已经进行到了最后,加藤惠正在放最后的调料,雪乃和小泉同学则收拾着碗筷,汤昊走上前去,明知故问,“回家吗?” Un, tomorrow evening the snow is in the family/home has a meeting, I and she participate together.” “嗯,明天晚上雪乃家里有个聚会,我和她一起参加。” Is only the ordinary peaceful reunification.” The snow was supplemented, then held one pack of bowls to go out of the kitchen. “只是普通的家庭聚会。”雪乃补充了一句,然后捧着一叠碗走出厨房。 Tang Hao smiles, the vision looks toward Kato Megumi, the latter shakes the head, nods. 汤昊笑了笑,目光朝加藤惠看去,后者摇了摇头,又点了点头。 What she meant was that: The snow is lying, yesterday's plan was conducted as usual. 她的意思是:雪乃在撒谎,昨天的计划照常进行。 Tang Hao was well aware, walks to push in the past Kato Megumi one side, boiling the surface pot carried, then Kato Megumi started to make the ninth pot. 汤昊心知肚明,走过去将加藤惠挤到一边,把煮面的锅端了出去,然后加藤惠开始做第九锅。 Noodles of pot, the ordinary families of four not necessarily could finish eating, but here, one group of gluttons , are also many now Schoolmate Koizumi, 20 pots have not been a big help, even, if made Yuyuko this glutton let loose eating, 200 pots were unbearable. 一锅的面条,普通的四口之家都未必吃得完,但是在这里,一堆的吃货,如今又多了个小泉同学,没有二十锅根本就不顶事,甚至,如果让幽幽子这种吃货放开了吃,两百锅都够呛。 Therefore, the Yuyuko diet strictly was actually controlled, breakfast most four pots, cannot be many! 所以,幽幽子的饮食其实是严格受到控制的,早餐最多四锅,不能再多了! When breakfast, others by the bowl food surface, only Yuyuko, hold pot eating one after another, Tang Hao were always thinking that like raising pigs, although the pig is very lovable, he cannot raise, but Tang Hao was somewhat worried, if Yuyuko is too happy to think of home and duty, what to do doesn't want to walk thoroughly? 早餐时,其他人都以碗食面,唯独幽幽子,捧着个锅一锅一锅的吃,汤昊总觉得像在养猪,虽然这样的猪挺可爱的,他也不是养不起,不过汤昊还是有些担心,万一幽幽子乐不思蜀,彻底不想走了怎么办? Oneself cannot raise her for a lifetime. 自己总不能养她一辈子吧。 Did the ghostdom also manage? 冥界还管不管了? It is not right, manages the ghostdom not to have the Yuyuko anything matter probably, she is the manages eats, no matter does. 哦不对,管理冥界好像也没幽幽子什么事,她就是管吃不管做的。 Ok, when the time comes discussed with them again well. 算了,到时候再跟她们好好商量一下吧。 Tang Hao sets firm resolve secretly, after waiting for and crossing over problem solve, is one's turn the staying or going of this flock of meter/rice insects. 汤昊暗自下定决心,等门和穿越者的问题解决之后,就轮到这群米虫的去留了。 After having had the breakfast, tidied up simply, Kato Megumi and snow were then went back, immediately in the room a piece wailed, is headed by Yuyuko and Reimu, the mood of people was very depressed, Kato Megumi walked, later who prepared food? Although younger sister Misaka can also, but their ability is limited, doing was inferior that Kato Megumi is delicious. 吃过早饭之后,简单的收拾了一下,加藤惠和雪乃便回去了,顿时屋子里一片哀嚎,以幽幽子灵梦为首,众人的心情都很郁闷,加藤惠走了,以后谁来做饭呢?虽然御坂妹妹们也会,但她们能力有限,做得不如加藤惠好吃。 Asuna looked at surrounding one, decided to receive this duty, after all she was also the mistress in home, having the matter should its work. 亚丝娜看了周围一眼,决定接过这个任务,毕竟她也算是这个家里的女主人了,有事应其劳。 However has not waited for her to open the mouth, Yakumo Ran sets out saying that „the later family's matter gives me, I will not compare Miss Kato Megumi to do badly.” 不过还没等她开口,八云蓝就起身道,“以后家里的事情就交给我吧,我不会比加藤惠小姐做得差的。” This saying to be not false, the family/home of Yakumo has both one's parents to take care, is Yakumo Ran has been managing, now changes a place, were many some people, the issue is not big, naturally, raises trickily by Sanji and Kato Megumi in the mouth of this group of gluttons, can Yakumo Ran satisfy their appetites is an unknown. 这话不假,八云之家上有老下有小,一直都是八云蓝在操持,如今只是换了个地方,多了些人而已,问题不大,当然,在这群吃货的嘴被山治加藤惠养刁,八云蓝能不能满足她们的胃口就是个未知数了。 What is family's matter, said seems like here is your family is the same. 什么叫家里的事情,说得好像这里是你家一样。 The people clap to joyfully celebrate, take do not need to work for the honor, Tang Hao is actually resigned-looking, but...... Yakumo Ran is the Yakumo Yukari person, but Yakumo Yukari, ok, considers your family. 众人拍手欢庆,以不用劳动为荣,汤昊却是一脸无奈,不过……八云蓝八云紫的人,而八云紫,算了,就当是你家吧。 Yesterday was busy for day, although has achieved nothing, everyone was laborious, today will continue to try hard, strives soon clutching that group of crossing over.” Afterward, Tang Hao does is going out the mobilization. “昨天忙了一天,虽然一无所获,大家都辛苦了,今天继续努力,争取早日把那群穿越者给揪出来。”随后,汤昊做着出门动员。 Lively Tenshi raises the hand hastily, asked: Tang Hao, can we inundate the show/unfolds?” 活泼的天子连忙举起手,问道:“汤昊,我们能去漫展吗?” Inundates the show/unfolds?” Tang Hao stares, I remembered couple days ago Roman they also, in this city conducted to inundate the show/unfolds, how currently also to have?” “漫展?”汤昊一愣,“我记得前几天罗曼他们还在的时候,这城里就举办漫展了吧,怎么现在还有?” What above these fellows are actually thinking, regularly conducting inundates the show/unfolds, dead dwelling when the fragrant-flowered garlic does shear? 上面那些家伙到底在想什么,隔三差五的举办漫展,把死宅都当韭菜割呢? It is not right, the dead dwelling indeed is the fragrant-flowered garlic. 不对,死宅的确就是韭菜。 Tenshi said with a smile: Is the inundation show/unfolds that the demon that side holds . Moreover the scale is quite huge, two days, do you want to go? Tang Hao.” 天子笑道:“是魔都那边举办的漫展,而且规模比较庞大,有两天呢,你要去吗?汤昊。” I do not go.” Tang Hao shakes the head, he is looks at the animation to play the game, to inundating the interest of show/unfolds is not very big, moreover inundates the show/unfolds biggest benefits is various COS, various little elder sisters, but his side honorable people dislike many, which must look at what COS, in the demon, he may not have this leisurely mood let alone. “我不去。”汤昊摇头,他就是个看动漫玩游戏的,对漫展的兴趣不是很大,而且漫展最大的福利就是各种COS,各种小姐姐,但他身边真人都嫌多,哪还要看什么COS,更何况是在魔都,他可没有这份闲心。 „, This, can we go?” “哦,这样啊,那我们能去吗?” An expression of Tenshi face anticipation, Tang Hao sighed, went to the demon to participate to inundate the show/unfolds, obviously is unable to carry out his task, therefore he asked that „, if I did not make you go, you will be obedient?” 天子一脸期待的表情,汤昊叹息一声,去了魔都参加漫展,显然就无法执行他的任务了,于是他反问道,“如果我不让你去,你会听话吗?” Tenshi shakes the head decisively, does not have, I report one to you, making you have a psychology to prepare.” 天子果断摇头,“没有,我就是向你汇报一声,让你有个心理准备。” You asked! 那你问个屁! Tenshi seems like the explanation general, has drawn nearby Reimu and demon principle sand, actually we are not play, heard that the money of dead dwelling is very easily swindled...... not, is very good to gain, therefore our three plans form an orchestra, is responsible for the lead singer mounting the stage to sing by me, after all we live in your , cannot always eat without paying, Alice must go, she is our trump cards.” 天子像是解释一般,拉过旁边的灵梦和魔理沙,“其实我们也不是去玩的,听说死宅的钱很好骗……哦不,很好赚,所以我们三个打算组建一支乐队,由我负责主唱上台演唱,毕竟我们住在你这,也不能总吃白食,还有爱丽丝也要去,她是我们的王牌。” What? Orchestra? Performance? 啥?乐队?演出? Tang Hao is shocked again. 汤昊再次愣住。 What insanity that your is sends, plans to make a debut to become the idol? No, I cannot raise you. 你们这是发的什么疯,打算出道成为偶像吗?别吧,我又不是养不起你们。 Tang Hao remembered suddenly once in the Eastern idol township that some station was fashionable for a time, if this group of people make a debut, possibly really can be hot, can they sing leave alone the performance, by their semblances, it is estimated that will only arrive is picked by the talent scout, will then pack slightly, presence time will scratch two onions, said that several I will not be really easy, can mount the stage for today, sings this song, when I will practice at home long two -and-a-half years, good, one group of current capacity young actors playing role of pretty young woman on formally were born. 汤昊忽然想起了曾经在某站风靡一时的东方偶像乡,这群人要是出道的话,可能真的会火,别管她们会不会唱歌演出的,光是凭借她们的外表,估计一登场就会被星探相中,然后稍微包装一下,出场的时候擦两个洋葱,说几句“我真的很不容易,为了今天能够登台,唱好这首歌,我在家里练时长两年半”,好,一群流量小花旦就正式诞生了。 Now this entertainment age until death, so long as the face is much longer, other are really unimportant. 如今这个娱乐至死的年代,只要脸长得好,其他真的不重要。 With the aptitude of Reimu these people, with the paranitroaniline red young fresh meat young actor playing role of pretty young woman compared with the face value, that is the second kills now simply. 灵梦这些人的资质,和当今正红的小鲜肉小花旦比颜值,那简直就是秒杀。 For example Tenshi, can only hit all first-class idols unable to raise the head depending on one, she, does not need to defecate. 比如天子,仅凭一条就能打得所有一流偶像抬不起头来,她,不用拉屎。 The flaw Celestial is also a Celestial, to Celestial boundary, already grain changed/easy Pi, although she will have an empty stomach, will eat and drink, but these will transfer the spirit strength to digest, therefore in Heaven, she only ate peaches of immortality before, until falling into this world, contaminated the grain miscellaneous grains, but because the digesting system was different, does not need to drain in the same old way. 缺陷天人也是天人,到了天人这个境界,早就五谷易辟了,虽然她也会饿肚子,也会吃喝,但这些会转为灵力消化掉,所以以前在天界,她是只吃仙桃的,直到落入凡尘,才沾染到了五谷杂粮,但由于消化系统不一样,照样不需要排泄。 Therefore, the current idol does not need to defecate is false, but if this became the idol, that became really! 所以,当今的偶像不用拉屎是假的,但如果这位成了偶像,那就成真的了! Tang Hao some must prevent, he really did not feel relieved regarding the general knowledge of these fellows, if not do to have an accident carefully, does not know to tidy up, but changes mind thinks, he changed the mind. 汤昊有些要阻止,对于这些家伙的常识他是真的不怎么放心,要是不小心搞出什么事来,都不知道该收拾,但转念一想,他又改变了主意。 In the final analysis, these fellows want to play make money while convenient, does not steal does not snatch, by their skills, has actually restrained very much, moreover before embarking, specially and greeted, to fully face, departure that otherwise, they really must say nothing, what means can he have? 说到底,这几个家伙只是想去玩顺便赚点钱而已,不偷不抢的,以她们的本事,其实已经很克制,而且出发前还专门和自己打招呼,也给足了面子,否则,她们真要一声不响的离开,他又能有什么办法? He treats as the friend to regard them, they come to the home to be a guest, the mutual respect is good, does not need to control, after all oneself fantasized township time, they have not given themselves to limit the rules. 他是把她们当做朋友看待,她们来自己家里做客,互相尊重就好,没必要管束,毕竟自己去幻想乡的时候,她们也没给自己限制条条框框的啊。 Moreover stops up is sparse, perhaps they played quickly greasily, gave up. 而且堵不如疏,或许她们很快就玩腻了,也就放弃了。 Even if really has an accident, finding the way to solve and that's the end, is should do. 哪怕真的出了事,想办法解决就是了,都是自己应该做的。 Ok, you want to go to go, why others want also why to go, does not need 11 to report to me, only then two must observe, first, cannot the criminal case, second, others ask, cannot use the given name.” “行吧,你们想去就去,其他人想干什么也就干嘛去吧,不用一一向我汇报,只有两条必须遵守,第一,不能违法犯罪,第二,别人问起的时候,不能使用本名。” Tang Hao thought through, no longer managed, as for cannot use the mysterious strength and so on, they also had the idiot of general knowledge, so many days later, have become aware. 汤昊想通了,也就不再管了,至于不能使用神秘力量之类的,她们也不是没有常识的蠢货,这么多天下来,早就悟了。 „!” “耶!” Heard this saying, Tenshi called happily, she was wants to play all the time willfully, before every arrived in the fantasy township one time must do the matter, but that was only the lonely child wants remarkably, since now a little plays, why must do the matter. 听到这话,天子高兴的叫了起来,她是贪玩任性,以前在幻想乡每一次登场都要搞事,但那只是寂寞的孩子想要引人注意而已,现在既然有点玩,干嘛还要去搞事。 Quick, the people disperse instantly, walked. 很快,众人一哄而散,自顾自的走了。 Shortly, Tang Hao also brought the harems to go out, but has not hit today, but rode younger sister Misaka's bandwagon, right, the surplus grain of soup land main family did not have, they must stock with goods. 不久后,汤昊也带着后宫们出门了,但今天没有打的,而是搭了御坂妹妹的顺风车,没错,汤大地主家的余粮没了,她们又要去进货了。 Every day is not busy preparing food, cleans the villa, idler but who must take care of the family, only going out is also purchases the inventory, Tang Hao thought that the younger sisters are also very laborious, want to give them to have two days of false. 每天不是忙着做饭,就是打扫别墅,还要照顾一大家子的闲人,唯一的出门也就是采购进货,汤昊觉得妹妹们也挺辛苦,想要给她们放两天假。 However, younger sister Misaka rejected. 但是,御坂妹妹们拒绝了。 The reason is very simple, their was being needed. 理由很简单,她们被人需要着。 Although cleans the housework to go out purchases this matter to be very monotonous, but they do not have the thoughts of entertainment, every day does the housework to be busy, crossing substantially also is very very satisfied, compared with other younger sisters, they thought that oneself was happier, really must make them idle, they do not know that must do anything. 虽然打扫家务出门采购这种事情很单调,但她们本身就没有娱乐的心思,每天做着家务忙来忙去,过得很充实也很满足,比起其他的妹妹们,她们觉得自己幸福多了,真要让她们闲下来,她们都不知道要干些什么。 Tang Hao understands clearly, therefore exempted their vacation. 汤昊了然,于是就免了她们的假期。 The person who wants to play goes out to play, the person who wants to work continues to work, everyone happily, good. 想去玩的人出去玩,想工作的人继续工作,大家都开开心心的,挺好。 Gets out to arrive at the urban district, Tang Hao receives the information that Kato Megumi sent. 下了车来到市区,汤昊接到了加藤惠发来的信息。 I was buy the formal clothes with the snow, can give you also to buy one set while convenient?】 【我跟雪乃去买礼服了,要顺便给你也买一套吗?】 Considers as finished, I have no need.】 【算了吧,我用不着。】 The true powerhouse, does not need the decoration of attire. 真正的强者,不需要衣着的装饰。 【, That even, the meeting time is 7 : 00 pm, among this I will help you investigate the good financial group information.】 【哦,那就算了,聚会时间是明天晚上七点,这中间我会帮你调查好财团信息的。】 Doesn't have the issue?】 【没问题吗?】 Felt relieved that I have the means.】 【放心吧,我有办法。】 Good, that gave you.】 【好,那就交给你了。】 【.】 【嗯。】 Contacts, Kato Megumi closes the cell phone, looks the snow that comes out from the room is shows a faint smile. 联络完毕,加藤惠合上手机,看着从房间里出来的雪乃微微一笑。 Seeks for one to suit by the financial group that Tang Hao includes, if before is she cannot achieve absolutely, but now, is not what difficult matter. 寻找一个适合被汤昊拉笼的财团,如果是以前的她绝对做不到,但现在,不算什么难事。 https:// https:// Talent one second remembers the home station address:. 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