2DRE :: Volume #3 LV2,逐渐专业的聊天室

#580: Fantasized that the flash news of township( 2 gathers 1)


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Tang Hao they play mahjong to hit happily, although does not gamble, but do not gamble can play, but can also bet the rabbit. 汤昊他们打麻将打得痛快,虽然不赌钱,但也不是一定要赌钱才可以玩的,还可以赌兔子。 Forever the pavilion is raising many rabbit meat, these rabbit meat take the spiritual energy, is very long is sturdy, but pitifully the spirit wisdom, eventually was only the ordinary rabbit. This fantasized that probably the monsters in township are the animal change, for example the big leopard cat, the small bat, the night bird and so on, these animals had the strength to have the spirit wisdom to become the monster, but birth spirit wisdom, that was only the animal. 永远亭养着很多肉兔,这些肉兔吸食灵气,长得都很壮实,但可惜开不了灵智,终究只是普通的兔子。这就好像幻想乡的妖怪很多都是动物变的,比如大狸子啊、小蝙蝠啊、夜雀啊之类的,这些动物有了力量有了灵智就成了妖怪,但是诞生不了灵智的呢,那就只是动物了。 The animal and monster are different. 动物和妖怪是不一样的。 Forever these rabbit meat of pavilion so, cannot open the spirit wisdom, can only work as food. 永远亭的这些肉兔也是如此,开不了灵智,就只能当食物了。 Although the bell immortal strongly opposed, but without useful, the rabbit meat hot pot in the fantasy township is very popular, occasionally Reimu these idiots can also get money. 虽然铃仙极力反对,但是没有什么用,兔肉火锅在幻想乡还是很流行的,偶尔就连灵梦这些个蠢货也会来打打秋风。 Naturally, fantasized that the animal of township is very strong, even if they lowest level situated in food chain, before more than 1 million characters, Tang Ritian cannot be victorious they, moreover these rabbit meat can with the monster rabbit in the same place, the person of skill not want to move the table them sometimes, that has the difficulty. 当然,幻想乡的动物都很强,哪怕它们位于食物链的最底层,一百万多字以前,就连汤日天都打不过它们,而且这些肉兔有时会和妖怪兔在一起,没点本事的人想把它们搬上餐桌,那还是颇有难度。 Idles in any case is also idling, therefore Tang Hao proposed, a south wind war, who first person of losing all points goes to the back side of the mountain in pavilion to grasp the rabbit meat to everyone forever, after all plays mahjong consumes energy very much, usually also has the rabbit meat to eat rarely, everyone agreed. 反正闲着也是闲着,所以汤昊就提议,一场南风战,谁最先输光点数的人就去永远亭的后山给大家抓肉兔,毕竟打麻将是很消耗精力的,平时也难得有兔子肉吃,大家都就同意了。 First loses is Sakata Gintoki. 最先输光的就是坂田银时 This fellow always questions that Tang Hao opens hangs, Tang Hao also has the temperament, therefore entire stares at him to hit, finally was departed Milky Way to the south three games by a Tang Hao round of service completely, complete confession! 这家伙总是质疑汤昊开挂,汤昊也是有脾气的,于是整场盯着他打,结果才到南三局就被汤昊一发役满飞出了银河系,全部交代! Is willing to bet to concede, Sakata Gintoki can only raise Lake Toya running back side of the mountain. 愿赌服输,坂田银时只能提起洞爷湖跑后山去了。 Later Zoro replaced on him the table, but Zoro was crazy on a sword, will not hit, therefore asked Kirito to be the military strategist, these two collected, the team that fought the landlord toward the mahjong table dispersed, alone All Might has at the request of Tang Hao, to contact with Roman again. 之后索隆就代替他上桌了,不过索隆就一剑痴,不怎么会打,于是请了桐人当军师,这两人往麻将桌一凑,斗地主的队伍就散了,孤零零的欧尔麦特只好在汤昊的要求下,再次联系罗曼。 Roman that fellow hauls, what's the matter, Tang Hao also knows. 罗曼那家伙拖拖拉拉的,到底怎么回事,汤昊也知道。 Chaldea third selected specially. 迦勒底的第三特异点开了。 Although in this world line, Manager Olga Mary this proud tender is also living, but Chaldea's thing is very busy, after all the hope of entire human pressed on them, Roman could not leave suddenly, at least must wait for the situation to be metastable, needed the small half-day time probably. 虽然这条世界线里,奥尔加玛丽这个傲娇所长还活着,但迦勒底的事物还是非常繁忙,毕竟整个人类的希望都压他们身上了,罗曼一时间也抽不开身,至少得等情况暂时稳定下来,大概还需要小半天的功夫。 To this matter, Tang Hao also nothing more to be said that as for going to Chaldea helps, does not have the idea. 对这事,汤昊也没什么好说的,至于去迦勒底帮忙,更是没有想法。 In his opinion, saves seven that the person manages specially, besides 567, front four is to deliver, the third special point enemy camp has Uncle B, wanting is on the other hand more difficult, but actually also such. 在他看来,拯救人理的七个特异点,除了五六七之外,前面四个都是送的,第三特异点的敌方阵营有B叔,相对来说要难一些,但其实也就那样。 Also, Chaldea did not have Merring that old swindler in! 再说了,迦勒底不是还有梅林那个老骗子在嘛! Actually now Tang Hao many somewhat understands idea that Merring is loaf, after all the human final governing lord is Gudao rather than other person, Gudao has the lead halo eventually, gathers the human destiny in one, but lacks informed and experienced, therefore the front several special points are equivalent to the experience package, went through can grow,...... in any case impossible not. 其实现在汤昊多少有些理解梅林偷懒的想法了,毕竟人类最后的御主终究是咕哒子而不是别的人,咕哒子是有主角光环的,集聚人类气运于一身,只是缺乏历练,所以前面几个特异点就相当于经验包,过关了就能成长,过不了……反正不可能过不了。 Tang Hao now is also such idea, let alone 1234, fifth and has sixth, he who specially the Lion King assumes personal command somewhat does not spare a glance. 汤昊现在也是这样的想法,别说一二三四,就连第五和有狮子王坐镇的第六特异点,他都有些不屑一顾。 Present he, with the Goetia same inflation. 现在的他,就跟盖提亚一样膨胀。 Without the beast special, his Tang Ritian is disinclined to act. 没有兽的特异点,他汤日天根本懒得出面。 Naturally, if, sixth selects him to go specially probably, more than 1000 years after Aalto Liya's who after all Lion King that has the chest in attaining Saint spear/gun, has been promoted to the goddess, but Yagokoro Eirin helps him treat in the Illya transaction list, the bright blood...... the goddess is also a god, then he does could go to Lion King there lane big maternal aunt to report on accomplishments? 当然,如果有空的话,第六特异点他大概还是会去的,毕竟狮子王那个有胸的阿尔托莉雅在拿到圣枪后的一千多年,已经晋升为女神了,而八意永琳帮他治疗伊莉雅的交易清单里,有神之血……女神也是神,那么他或许可以去狮子王那里弄点大姨妈来交差? Looks at the office in any case, seventh is at least special he certainly to go, to there, god's blood did not need to worry, what Isches Tull , beautiful Dusha, even raises mother, makes a big maternal aunt to have what difficulty to them? 反正看着办吧,至少第七特异他是一定会去的,到了那里,神之血根本不用愁,什么伊什塔尔啦、艾蕾啦、美杜莎啦,甚至还有提妈,向她们弄点大姨妈有何难? Tang Ritian, is such self-confident! 汤日天,就是这么自信! A half after hour, was punched black and blue Sakata Gintoki to come back, 半个小时后,被揍得鼻青脸肿的坂田银时回来了, In the hand is also raising a rabbit. He seems very proud, Tang Hao looked at one, is actually a face despises, what ghost, you went for a half hour only to catch a rabbit? Also was punched this vice- ghost type? I really cannot comprehend, why you can also show such proud expression.” 手上还提着一只兔子。他看起来还很骄傲,汤昊看了一眼,却是一脸鄙视,“什么鬼,你去了半个小时就只抓了一只兔子?还被揍成这副鬼样?我是真搞不懂,为什么你还能摆出这么骄傲的表情。” Goes to your horse!” The Sakata Gintoki complexion changes, immediately gets angry said, you make me go to the back side of the mountain to catch the rabbit, finally you special has not told me the back side of the mountain also to have the monster rabbit, these rabbits are not the rabbits, is more fearful than the universe monsters of our world!” “去你马的!”坂田银时脸色一变,当即怒道,“你让我去后山抓兔子,结果你特么的根本就没告诉我后山还有妖怪兔,那些兔子根本就不是兔子,比我们那个世界的宇宙怪物还可怕!” Nonsense, the monster rabbit mostly came from ordinary rabbit monster, is equivalent to the relative, you must eat their relatives, they naturally must punch you, but so, you should not even such waste.” “废话,妖怪兔大多是从普通兔子妖化而来的,相当于亲戚,你要吃它们的亲戚,它们当然要揍你,但就算如此,你也不该这么废物。” „If only the monster rabbit is good, I erupt also to resist reluctantly, finally suddenly emitted the rabbit girl, I have the lead halo in the body, now feared that had been killed...... mother, fantasized that the township is really terrifying, really does not know how here human goes on living!” “如果只是妖怪兔还好,我爆发一下勉强还能抵挡,结果突然冒出了个兔女郎,要不是我有主角光环在身,现在怕是已经被打死了……妈的,幻想乡真恐怖,真不知道这里的人类是怎么活下去的!” Bell immortal also in?” Tang Hao stares, he also thinks that the bell immortal was also attracted by the nuptial dress, war that participates in that group of insane women, in this case, pouring is not strange. “铃仙也在?”汤昊一愣,他还以为铃仙也被婚纱吸引过去,参与那群疯女人的战争了呢,如果这样的话,倒也不奇怪了。 Although after Sakata Gintoki erupts, has the strength of non- human, but compared with missed with the bell immortal, that was outside the true person, the wild and crazy attitude red eyes added the phase shift, the additional unlimited hand flushed again, even if Sakata Gintoki were killed still normally. 虽然坂田银时爆发后有着非人类的战力,但和铃仙比还是差了点,那可是真正的人外,狂气红眼加相位移动,再加无限手冲,坂田银时就算被打死也正常。 Even so, you were still too disgraced, when you had a look at......” Tang Hao received the silver the rabbit in hand, continued to despise, you could not be victorious also even, the caught rabbit unexpectedly only then my palm size, selected feared greatly hasn't been weaned? Such you also grasp, but also there is a human nature?” “不过就算如此,你也还是太丢人了些,你看看……”汤昊接过银时手里的兔子,继续鄙视,“你打不过也就算了,抓到的兔子竟然只有我手掌大小,这么点大怕是都没有断奶吧?这样的你也抓,还有没有人性了?” Saying, Tang Hao small rabbit putting. 说着,汤昊就将小兔子给放了。 The small rabbit falls to the ground, whiz whiz whiz runs outward, 2-3 seconds vanish to disappear. 小兔子一落地,嗖嗖嗖的就往外跑去,2-3秒就消失不见了。 My rabbit!” When silver the grief and indignation exclaiming, this was I am at cost of the life to catch.” “我的兔子!”银时悲愤了吼道,“这可是我拼了老命才抓到的。” Tang Hao stared his one eyes, does not have many meat on this small rabbit, that what you cannot understand, is that...... with fishing the same truth, invigorates large enterprises while relaxing control over small ones, you small grasped to eat, when the time comes Kaguya punched your me not to block.” 汤昊瞪了他一眼,“就这只小兔子也没多少肉,那个什么你懂不懂,就是那个……跟捕鱼一样的道理,抓大放小,你把小的抓来吃了,到时候辉夜揍你我可不拦着。” When silver from the beginning also wants to refute several, may hear the final those words, did not immediately make the sound, caught the young son who Kaguya raised in the Kaguya domain, a little could not truly be justified. 银时一开始还想反驳几句,可听到最后那句话,顿时不作声了,在辉夜的地盘上抓辉夜养的幼崽,确实有点说不过去。 Tang Hao no longer manages him, takes back the vision urging saying that this everyone does not have the rabbit hot pot to eat, next must try hard.” 汤昊不再理他,收回目光叮嘱道,“这次大家没兔火锅吃,下一位得努力了啊。” Next? 下一位? Are you devil?! 你是恶魔吗?! Zoro trembles immediately. 索隆顿时一个哆嗦。 He will not play mahjong, even if there is Kirito to be the military strategist, is a blunderbuss, now is only left over 10,000 many points, this depends the new halo, if nothing unexpected happens, next lost to the zero catches the rabbit the person is he. 他不怎么会打麻将,即便有桐人做军师,还是一顿铳,现在只剩下一万多的点数,这还是仗着新手光环,如无意外,下一个输到零分去抓兔子的人就是他了。 But, even Sakata Gintoki this fate, where can oneself good to go? 可是,连坂田银时都这个下场,自己能好到哪去? Fantasized that the township...... this transcription is quite difficult! 幻想乡……这个副本好难啊! ...... …… When Zoro and silver thought that is very difficult in the fantasy township survival, wants to eat well is not easy, but Asuna and Erza they did not feel, because they almost open access in the fantasy township, before the only issue is......, did not feel, now actually discovers the fantasy township was too big, wants to find a person is not very easy. 索隆和银时都觉得在幻想乡生存很难,连想吃顿好的都不容易,但亚丝娜艾露莎她们这些人却不觉得,因为她们在幻想乡几乎畅通无阻,唯一的问题就是……以前不觉得,现在却发现幻想乡真的太大了,想要找个人很不容易。 Some time ago they obtained the information, said that was the nuptial dress on the body of Kuon-ji Alice/Arisu, moreover Alice/Arisu has appeared area the magic forest. 不久前她们得到情报,说是婚纱在久远寺有珠的身上,而且有珠在魔法森林一带出现过。 No one who how this information comes knows, possibly is not the chatroom member puts in any case. 这个情报是怎么来的没人知道,反正不可能是聊天室成员放出来的。 After all everyone wants to monopolize the nuptial dress, saw snatched directly, which will also disclose secret information to the enemy, before this is also Alice/Arisu, has not contacted the reasons of others, otherwise, even Yin Alice, she is still not necessarily able to attain the nuptial dress. 毕竟每个人都想独占婚纱,看到了直接就抢了,哪还会对敌人通风报信,这也是有珠之前没有联络其他人的原因,否则,就算阴了爱丽丝,她也未必能拿到婚纱。 Besides oneself, the whole staff are an enemy! 除了自己以外,全员都是敌人! This is the consensus. 这已经是共识。 However after obtaining news, everyone is fast hurries to toward the magic forest, finally had not found Alice/Arisu and nuptial dress, instead found two had fought the trace. 不过在得到消息之后,大家还是飞快的往魔法森林赶去,结果并没有找到有珠和婚纱,反而找到了两处战斗过的痕迹。 Looks at the battlefield trace, the Patchouli expression slightly changes. 看着战场的痕迹,帕秋莉的表情微微一变。 What has to discover?” Some people asked. “有什么发现吗?”有人问道。 No.” Patchouli restrains the vision hastily, shakes the head. “没有。”帕秋莉连忙收敛起目光,摇了摇头。 Is Alice? 爱丽丝吗? She and Alice were old friend, both sides were familiar, but the trace of this place obviously was the person creates very much occasionally, in other words, with the person of Alice/Arisu fight was Alice, then, did Alice also know the nuptial dress? 她和爱丽丝算是“老朋友”了,双方都非常熟悉,而此地的痕迹很明显是人偶造成的,也就是说,和有珠战斗的人是爱丽丝,那么,爱丽丝也知道婚纱了? Thinks of this, Patchouli thought that some are not wonderful, because she thought that Alice that fool has no brain, likely holds the matter of nuptial dress, when the time comes the opponent are getting more and more, her opportunity getting smaller. 想到这,帕秋莉就觉得有些不妙,因为她觉得爱丽丝那个笨蛋没什么脑子,很可能把婚纱的事情捅出去,到时候对手越来越多,她的机会就越来越小。 For example, if not careful directed Yuyuko and Kazami Yuuka these fellows, they did not have the opportunity thoroughly! 比如,万一不小心把幽幽子风见幽香这些家伙引了出来,她们就彻底没机会了! Therefore, Patchouli says goodbye with the people immediately, she must while the matter before out of control, take the nuptial dress as soon as possible. 于是,帕秋莉立刻和众人告别,她必须趁着事情在一发不可收拾之前,尽快把婚纱拿到手。 Quick, Patchouli arrives at one no one's place, tears down a piece of book, summoned from the Red Devils hall Okita Souji. 很快,帕秋莉来到一个没人的地方,撕下一片书,将冲田总司从红魔馆召唤了过来。 „Does Qi, what matter have?” “帕琪,有什么事吗?” I need your help.” “我需要你的帮助。” Since the tour of previous moon/month, Miss Okidera almost settled down in the Red Devils hall, by the Patchouli charm, must support her existence is not anything, but Miss Okidera is newly-arrived, in fantasizing the township is interested, has not at least presented the seven-year itch at present the situation. 自从上次型月之行后,冲田小姐就差不多在红魔馆落户了,以帕秋莉的魔力,要支撑她的存在根本就不算什么,而冲田小姐初来乍到的,也对幻想乡非常感兴趣,至少目前还没出现七年之痒的情况。 Regarding summoning Miss Okidera, Patchouli is somewhat hesitant, because Miss Okidera is also a female, if were attracted by the nuptial dress, possibly the boat of two people friendship said that turns turns, let alone helper, instead an opponent. 对于召唤冲田小姐,帕秋莉是有些犹豫的,因为冲田小姐也是女性,万一被婚纱吸引了,可能两人友情的小船说翻就翻,别说帮手,反而会多出一个对手。 However things have gotten to this point, she could not control so many. 不过事已至此,她也管不了那么多了。 I need you to help me snatch clothes.” “我需要你帮我抢一件衣服。” Clothes?” Miss Okidera immediately eye one bright, is the swim suit?” “衣服?”冲田小姐顿时眼睛一亮,“是泳装吗?” Miss Okidera thought that the fantasy township is very fun, here person is also very interesting, the only regret does not have the sea, her Miss Okidera also wants to wear playing of the heartily swim suit in the sand beach. 冲田小姐觉得幻想乡很好玩,这里的人也都很有趣,唯一的遗憾就是没有海,她冲田小姐也想穿上泳装在沙滩上尽情的玩耍呢。 Calculates that...... is.” Patchouli subconscious don't face, then earnest saying, in brief, so long as you help me snatch the clothes, what swim suit selects as you like.” “算……算是吧。”帕秋莉下意识的别过脸,然后认真的说道,“总之,只要你帮我抢到衣服,什么样的泳装都随你挑。” Does not have the issue, wraps on me!” “没问题,包在我身上!” Miss Okidera complies very refreshedly, results in Li also to relax temporarily. 冲田小姐答应得很爽快,帕得莉也暂时松了口气。 Actually her dwelling female, where has what swim suit, fantasized that the township also at all unpopular swim suit, however outside world has, at the worst she asked Yakumo Yukari submissively...... not, perhaps could not use Yakumo Yukari, discussed with Tang Hao on the line. 其实她一个宅女,哪有什么泳装,幻想乡也根本不流行泳装,但是外面的世界有啊,大不了她低声下气去求一下八云紫……不,或许用不到八云紫,跟汤昊商量一下就行了。 This request, Tang Hao will not reject in any case mostly. 反正这种要求,汤昊多半不会拒绝。 Wears the swim suit to show him at most. 顶多穿上泳装给他看看。 However on the other hand, the news of nuptial dress on Alice/Arisu, who is passes on? 不过话又说回来,婚纱在有珠手上的消息,到底是谁传出来的呢? Patchouli is narrowing the eye, suddenly somewhat cannot think through. 帕秋莉眯着眼睛,一时间有些想不通。 ...... …… At the same time, monster mountain. 同一时间,妖怪山。 Haha, this time absolutely is a flash news!” “哈哈,这次绝对是个大新闻!” In Newspaper office, shoots the picture that the life pill article watches to photocopy, on the face full is excited. 文文报社里,射命丸文看着复印出来的照片,脸上满是激动。 She today as usual toward having selection, being prompted by a sudden impulse wants to interview Alice, finally just arrived at the magic forest to see that two people are fighting, one is Alice, the woman who another does not know, fights like dancing attractive. 她今天像往常一样往出取材,心血来潮的想采访一下爱丽丝,结果刚到魔法森林就看到两个人在打架,一个是爱丽丝,另一个是不认识的女人,打起架来就像跳舞一样好看。 She smells the aura of news immediately, then hides in several hundred meters observation secretly, anything nuptial dress and gives back to me and obviously is my first such glossary does not omit a single word listened by her, seems the eight files of outside world to be the same. 她立刻嗅到了新闻的气息,便躲在几百米偷偷的观察,什么“婚纱啊”、“还给我”、“明明是我先的”这样的词汇一字不漏的被她听了个遍,就好像外面世界的八点档一样。 She wants to take advantage of opportunity to arrange...... not, reported Alice and strange young girl the news of dog blood love story, but more listened is not more right afterward, when especially noticed that white nuptial dress, the whole person is not good, took several photos fast, came back also passed on this news while convenient. 她本来想顺势编……不,报道一个爱丽丝与陌生少女的狗血爱情故事的新闻,但后来越听越不对劲,尤其当注意到那件白色婚纱时,整个人都不好了,飞快的拍了几张照,回来的时候还顺便把这个消息传了出去。 Fantasizes the reporters in township to be possible, not only runs is quickly good, the eye is sharp, the ear spirits, must understand how to have the rhythm, if cannot 800 meters away make a three-dimensional clear picture, such reporter simply does not have the future. 幻想乡的记者可不只是跑得快才行,眼睛还要尖,耳朵还要灵,更要懂得怎么带节奏,如果不能在800米外拍出一张立体清晰的照片,这样的记者是根本没有前途的。 Therefore after returning to the newspaper office, she wrote the archives rapidly, photocopied the picture, all are ready. 于是回到报社后,她就迅速写好了文案,复印了照片,一切都准备就绪。 Really is attractive.” “真是漂亮啊。” Looks at the nuptial dress in picture, shoots some life pill article also meanings to move, but, wants to put on the impulsion of nuptial dress, finally was wanted to do the impulsion of flash news suppressing, after all she is a reporter. 看着照片里的婚纱,射命丸文也有些意动,不过,想要穿上婚纱的冲动,最终还是被想要搞个大新闻的冲动给压制了下去,毕竟她是记者。 Making trouble out of nothing, minor matter is big, black talked into white, said the full circle the side, this was the basic accomplishment of reporter. 无事生非,小事化大,把黑的说成白的,把方的说成圆的,这是记者的基本素养。 She is a reporter, must have the professional spirit! 她是个记者,必须要有职业精神! Afterward, shoots the life pill article rapid running out newspaper office, flies in the space, newspaper one after another discards downward. 随后,射命丸文迅速的冲出报社,飞在天上,一份一份的报纸往下丢去。 Daily paper! Daily paper sold, everyone comes to see!” “文文日报!文文日报发售了,大家都来看一看呐!” Does not ask for money, today's newspaper does not ask for money entirely!” “不要钱,今天的报纸通通不要钱!” Flash news, fantasy township in history biggest news!” “大新闻,幻想乡有史以来最大的新闻!” Passed through to pass by, did not want the wrong road, the nuptial dress contest to start!” “走过路过,不要错路,婚纱争夺战开始了!” Daily paper, pours love into the offer, only brings the best news for everyone!” “文文日报,倾情奉献,只为大家带来最好的新闻!” ...... …… If Youmu is the ground fastest legend, then shoots the life pill article fantasizes the fastest legend of township, only by speed, even if these big monsters are difficult with her rival, if she full power full, flies one not to need around the entire fantasy township too for a long time. 如果说妖梦是地上最速传说,那么射命丸文就是幻想乡的最速传说,单论速度,即便是那些大妖怪都难有与她匹敌者,如果她全力全开,绕着整个幻想乡飞一圈也不需要太久。 Therefore, is less than one hour, the newspaper that this news comes out almost perfused fantasy township each well-known corner. 因此,不到一个小时,这份新闻出炉的报纸就几乎洒遍了幻想乡每一个知名的角落。 Dear, clicks, to the high praise, the score jumps over Gauguin to be newly quicker, it is said gave the perfect score newly finally found the pretty wife! 亲,点击进去,给个好评呗,分数越高更新越快,据说给新打满分的最后都找到了漂亮的老婆哦! Cell phone standing brand-new edition correction promotion address:, The data and bookmark and computer station synchronization, does not have advertisement fresh reading! 手机站全新改版升级地址:,数据和书签与电脑站同步,无广告清新阅读!
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