2DRE :: Volume #3 LV2,逐渐专业的聊天室

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As a result of the arrival of Tang Hao mother, the atmosphere in villa all of a sudden anxious, several girls some having a guilty conscience feelings, this was forms a partnership to deceive people after all, let alone the snow was this it does not excel at the human relations, Miyamori Aoi their several society livestock have not experienced such scene. 由于汤昊母亲的到来,别墅里的气氛一下子就紧张了起来,几个姑娘们都有种做贼心虚的感觉,毕竟这算是合伙骗人了,别说雪乃这个本身就不擅长交际的,就连宫森葵她们几个社畜也不曾经历过这样的场面。 Although Ms. Tang is only the ordinary rural woman, regarding company animation and so on event steals, but the tiao word observes how things look originally has, more looks more feels suspicious, therefore then looked for an opportunity to bring Tang Hao, looks at four no one, this said. 汤母虽然只是个普通的农村妇女,对于公司动画之类的事件都可谓一窃,但窕言观色的本来还是有的,越看越觉得可疑,于是便找了一个机会将汤昊带了出去,看着四下无人,这才说道。 Son, you solid told me, what person were these girls your?” “儿子,你老实告诉我,那些姑娘都是你的什么人?” Employees in our company, you have not known.” Tang Hao startled, but is not chaotic, saying with a smile, Miyamori Aoi is I in the schoolmate of university period, the Sakaki static fragrance and Yasuhara draws the hemp is she friend in Japan, looks to help especially my. Kato Megumi and snow are my study younger sister, Hiyori is the Asuna cousin, everyone in fact is quite familiar, but since is an official company, naturally was the staff.” “我公司里的员工啊,你不是已经知道了吗。”汤昊惊而不乱,笑道,“宫森葵是我在大学时期的同学,坂木静香和安原绘麻是她在日本的朋友,特地找来帮我的。加藤惠和雪乃是我的学妹,一歧日和亚丝娜的表妹,大家实际上都是比较熟悉的,但既然是一个正式的公司,当然就是员工了。” Staff your ghost!” A Ms. Tang face disdains, you don't your mother I, when the fool flickers, even if a person starts from scratch the undertaking, can only the relatives and friends in Latvia, where have is the truth of foreigner, did your company open can that what...... internationalize immediately?” “员工你个鬼嘞!”汤母一脸不屑,“你别把你妈我当傻子忽悠,就算一个人白手起家创业,只能拉自己的亲朋好友,哪有全都是外国人的道理,难道你公司一开就立刻能那个什么……国际化了?” Moreover that two named Sakaki static fragrance and Yasuhara draws the hemp the miss, they will not say Chinese, goes to China to help you have the company, I believe your evil!” “而且那两个叫坂木静香和安原绘麻的姑娘,她们连中文都不会说,跑到中国来帮你开公司,我信你个邪!” They...... also in study......” “她们……还在学……” Tang Hao is awkward. 汤昊一脸尴尬。 Miyamori Aoi and Kato Megumi their several, although will not speak Chinese, but there is a machine translation of chatroom, can communicate with anyone with ease, but the Sakaki static fragrance and Yasuhara draw the hemp is not good, they are speaking a fluent Japanese, but to Ms. Tang, has no difference from sparks/Mars article. 宫森葵加藤惠她们几个虽然也不会说中文,但有聊天室的自动翻译,和谁都能轻松沟通,而坂木静香和安原绘麻就不行了,她们说着一口流利的日语,但对汤母而言,跟火星文没什么区别。 Truly, this lying is round is full of loopholes, even if changed him, he will not believe absolutely. 确实,这个谎圆得可谓漏洞百出,就算换了他,他也绝对不会相信的。 This house......” Ms. Tang stand forth, the vision looks in all directions, „, although your mother indeed has no experience, but a little intelligence quotient, you said before is depends on the young relations to rent, I am doubtful, but now looks like, should these words also be deceive my?” “还有这幢房子……”汤母向前走去,目光四顾,“虽然你妈的确没什么见识,但还是有点智商的,之前你说是靠着小娜的关系租下来的,我还半信半疑,可现在看来,那些话也应该是骗我的吧?” This......” “这个吗……” Tang Hao is scratching the head, making excuses could not speak, past capable in argument as if vanished thoroughly, became with mute, if this sentiment likely once were nearly flickered by him by Amakusa Shiro these suspected the person who life saw, it is estimated that must spit blood may not. 汤昊挠着头,支支吾吾的说不出话来,往日的能言善辩仿佛彻底消失了,变得跟个哑巴似的,这番情象要是被天草四郎这些曾被他忽悠得险些怀疑人生的人见到,估计得吐血不可。 Good line.” Ms. Tang beckons with the hand, I, no matter your company, no matter how also your house comes, I asked that your, the son, don't you have the matter that handles to violate the law?” “行了行了。”汤母摆了摆手,“我不管你那公司,也不管你这房子是怎么来的,我就问你一句,儿子,你没在做犯法的事情吧?” No, this absolutely does not have!” “没有,这个绝对没有!” Not good.” One hear of Tang Hao comply fast, Ms. Tang relaxes immediately, immediately sighed, „the present the world of young people I could not have understood, so long as you do not handle the matter that these violate the law and commit crime, I was also disinclined to say anything, in any case the life was your, was not I lives for you, as for a moment ago that several girls......” “没有就好。”一听汤昊答应得飞快,汤母顿时松了口气,随即叹道,“现在你们年轻人的世界我也已经看不懂了,只要你不去做那些作奸犯科的事情,我也就懒得多说什么了,反正生活是你们自己的,又不是我替你过日子,至于刚才那几个姑娘……” The heart of Tang Hao raises again. 汤昊的心再次一提。 But Ms. Tang also knits the brows, this is also a troublesome matter, after waiting, at holidays, the relatives visit, your younger male cousin cousins saw me to ask, Aunt, Aunt, how many girlfriends did Brother Tang Hao have? You said how I should reply is good?” 而汤母亦是皱起了眉,“这也是个麻烦事儿,等以后逢年过节的,亲戚们上门,你的那些个表弟表妹见了我问,婶婶,婶婶,汤昊哥哥到底有几个女朋友?你说我该怎么回答才好?” Tang Hao immediately an old blood, what several girlfriends, not on young one.” 汤昊顿时一口老血,“什么几个女朋友,不是就小娜一个吗。” I believe your nonsense!” Ms. Tang white his eyes, you lived in the same room with that several girls, but also tossed about that big time, gathered the partner to deceive me, must say that are not related with you, I killed do not believe! Even if now is also not your girlfriend, it seems to me, that still misses is not far.” “我信你的鬼话!”汤母白了他一眼,“你和那几个姑娘都住到同一间屋子里了,还折腾起那么大的功夫,合着伙来骗我,要说跟你没关系,我打死都不信!就算现在还不是你的女朋友,照我看,那也差不远了。” Really, did not say again, young, how me possibly is not in front of her to look for other girlfriend.” “真不是啊,再说了,小娜不也在嘛,我怎么可能当着她的面去找别的女朋友。” How I know how you think, said the man goes bad richly, I looked that these words use on you are also very appropriate, as for young, she after all is the Japanese women......” Ms. Tang one to the Japanese woman very familiar expression, it is said in Japan, the social position of woman is lower than the man, the husband looked slightly outside three had a concubine, the women do not dare to disclose, when the husband goes home, but must do one's best is serving, quite had a meek flavor.” “那我怎么知道你是怎么想的呢,都说男人有钱就变坏,我看这句话用在你身上也挺合适的,至于小娜,她毕竟是日本女人……”汤母一副对日本女人很是熟悉的表情,“据说在日本,女人的社会地位比男人低很多,丈夫在外面找了小三包了二奶,女人都不敢声张的,等丈夫回了家,还得尽心尽力的侍候着,颇有种逆来顺受的味道。” Tang Hao stares, where this saying you from hear?” 汤昊一愣,“这话你是从哪听说的啊?” In television develops!” “电视里都是这么演的啊!” „......” “……” Tang Hao is speechless, good, indeed is eight files. 汤昊无语,好吧,敢情是八点档。 Afterward, Ms. Tang also sighed, said again little this child, the character gentle duty was also clever, looked is that type will not come the woman of matter, even if she were really jealous, still buried in mostly at heart, moreover helped you deceive me a moment ago, obviously was a heart on you, you cannot disappoint her.” 随后,汤母又叹了口气,“再说小娜这孩子,性格温柔本份又乖巧,一看就是那种不会来事的女人,她就算真的吃醋,多半也只是埋在心里,而且刚才还帮着你骗我,显然是一颗心都在你身上了,你可不能辜负她啊。” Good, I will not disappoint her.” Tang Hao nods, at this time can also say no? “好的,我不会辜负她的。”汤昊点头,这种时候难道还能说不吗? This is you said that I, if later makes me know that you bully young, looked that I do not tidy up you.” “这可是你说的啊,我记着了,以后要是让我知道你欺负小娜,看我不收拾你。” Why I am all right to bully her......” “我干嘛没事欺负她啊……” This is good, then this matter stopped, avoid you dislike me to be wordy.” Ms. Tang is nodding, when Tang Hao thinks this surprise attack can receive the bureau finally steadily, near the ear actually hears again, right, waited to celebrate the new year this year the time, led that several girls to the family/home.” “这就好,那么这件事就到此为止了,省得你嫌我啰嗦。”汤母点着头,就在汤昊以为这次突袭终于能平稳收局的时候,耳边却再次听得,“对了,等今年过年的时候,把那几个姑娘也都带到家里来吧。” Ha?” Tang Hao is startled, what is this? “哈?”汤昊一怔,这是什么意思? What?” Ms. Tang illuminated his shoulder to hammer immediately , the small sound said, do not think that your mother I was that type do not know flexible person, you looked for that many being intimate, even/including Xiaona did not care, I naturally did not say anything, but cultivated the behavior to finish what one starts.” “哈什么哈?”汤母顿时照着他的肩锤了下,小声道,“你别以为你妈我是那种不知变通的人,你找那多的相好,连小娜都不在意了,我自然也不好说什么,但是做人总得有始有终。” That several girls I also looked a moment ago, the appearance is straight, the heart is simple, is not that type for the woman who money walks, also does not know that your previous generation accumulated what luck, such good girls were given to select by you, but they, since with you, you must be responsible for is not, therefore new year's celebration time brought back to the home together, on our family well gathering one gathered, so as to avoid put in great inconvenience to them.” “那几个姑娘刚才我也看了,品貌端正,心地纯朴,不是那种为了钱而找上门来的女人,也不知道你前世到底积了什么福,这么好的姑娘都被你给挑上了,但她们既然跟了你,你也总得负责不是,所以过年的时候就一起带回家了,就我们一家人好好的聚一聚,免得委屈了她们。” Was not......” Tang Hao compelled ignorant, this what with you? “不是……”汤昊懵逼了,这都什么跟你们啊? Has not waited for Tang Hao to explain, Ms. Tang selfish saying, to be honest, the broken matter that although you do is not good to young, what my becomes mother is very happy, after all your wife were many, I can also earlier hugging the grandson. My old age did not seek what family property great wealth, is thinking hugged the grandson as soon as possible, waits for next year, if you can me the entire 78 grandsons, the whole family was harmonious, even if you pierced the day outside, I was disinclined to manage you.” 没等汤昊解释,汤母自顾自的说道,“不过老实说,虽然你做的这档子破事对小娜不好,但我这个当妈的还是挺高兴的,毕竟你的媳妇多了,我也能更早的抱上孙子。我这把年纪也不求什么家财万贯,就想着尽早抱孙子,等来年,要是你能给我整七八个孙子,一家人和和睦睦的,你就算在外面捅破天,我都懒得来管你。” What 78 grandsons, you think that is the stud horse? 什么七八个孙子,你以为是种马吗? Tang Hao does not know whether to laugh or cry immediately, but he had not looked before actually, has not thought own mother thought is so open, said that in old people at heart, hugging the grandson is forever major event? 汤昊顿时哭笑不得,不过他以前倒是没看出来,没想到自己的老妈思想这么开放,还是说,在老人们的心里,抱孙子是永远的头等大事? Right.” Suddenly, what Ms. Tang as if remembered, pulls Tang Hao saying that „, although mother how many women, no matter you look for outside, are these girls but who you look for how the Japanese?” “对了。”忽然,汤母似乎又想起了什么,扯着汤昊说道,“虽然妈不管你在外面找多少女人,不过你找的这些姑娘怎么都是日本人呢?” Because is the Japanese animation...... the Tang Hao heart said. 因为是日本动漫啊……汤昊心道。 Naturally, on the mouth is perfunctory saying, Japanese how?” 当然,嘴上则敷衍般的说道,“日本人怎么了?” Japanese...... I have nothing to care actually, after all the present time was different, I and your father do not have that obsolete thought that however in our upward one generation, your grandfather and your grandfather's brothers, has gone through the Sino-Japanese War, if makes them know the wives who you look for is a Japanese, they possibly can some ideas.” “日本人吧……我倒是也没什么在意的,毕竟现在的时代不同了,我和你爸也没有那种陈旧的思想,但是在我们往上一辈,你的爷爷和你爷爷的兄弟们,都经历过抗日战争,要是让他们知道你找的媳妇都是日本人,他们可能会有些想法。” This are not related.” Tang Hao smiles, takes advantage of opportunity saying that actually my wife is a Chinese, moreover cannot again Chinese, even her name you are familiar......” “这个没关系。”汤昊笑了笑,顺势说道,“其实我老婆是中国人,而且是中得不能再中的中国人,甚至就连她的名字你们都耳熟能详……” Although the mosts of the time she said is the Japanese . Moreover the age is bigger...... Tang Hao in then to say than you at heart. 虽然大部分时候她说的都是日语,而且年纪比你们还大……汤昊在心里接着说道。 What! Young is a Chinese?” “什么!小娜是中国人?” „......” “……” What Tang Hao said is Consort Yu, but obviously, Ms. Tang has not understood meaning. 汤昊说的是虞姬,但显然,汤母并没有理解其中的意思。 However Tang Hao is also disinclined to explain, if he really said that oneself wife is the Consort Yu of that Farewell to My Concubine, perhaps the mother also thinks that his brain has the issue, even if really believed him, the light is explained comes the cage to go to the lineage/vein, at least must spend last most of the day time, even must a popular science anything name moon/month world. 不过汤昊也懒得解释,他要是真说自己的老婆就是那个霸王别姬的虞姬,恐怕老妈还会以为他脑子有问题,就算真的相信了他,光是说明这其中的来笼去脉,至少得花上大半天的功夫,甚至还得科普一下什么叫做型月世界。 He is not supports! 他又不是撑得慌! Young is not a Chinese, what actually I want to say was......” Tang Hao organized a language in the brain hastily, I knew the older generation to the Japanese a little idea, but I knew many Japanese, but is also handling the matter of opposition to Japan.” “小娜不是中国人,其实我想说的是……”汤昊连忙在脑中组织了一下语言,“我知道老一辈对日本人都有点想法,而我虽然认识很多日本人,但也在做抗日的事情。” „Are you also opposing Japan?” Ms. Tang immediately one startled, how many carefully examined Tang Hao earnestly, is thinking secretly, oneself son made contact with the line of government, worked as the occupation of that similar special representative, works oneself to death for the country? Therefore suddenly becomes has much, even also found the girlfriend who the foreign country came. “你也在抗日?”汤母顿时一惊,认真审视了汤昊几眼,不禁暗自想着,难道自家儿子搭上了政府的线,当了那种类似特派员的职业,为国家卖命?所以才突然变得很有强,甚至还找到了外国来的女朋友。 Right.” Tang Hao nods, earnest saying, mother, you possibly does not know, Japan now the issue of youngest son is very serious, many families do not even have the descendant, but I knew the miss who many Japan comes, leads them to China, then the men in Japan are more difficult to marry the wife. The Japanese men cannot marry the wife, that cannot have a child, cannot have a child, the population of Japan will reduce, the Japanese population reduces, the industry will fall behind, an industrial backwardness, the finance of Japan will present the crisis, but waited for the fiscal week of Japan unable to turn around, the American fathers did not help them, they can only pray for rescue from China, by that time, Japan turned into China Japan, even was only an issue of time...... you looked, my was not equivalent is opposing Japan.” “对啊。”汤昊点了点头,认真的说道,“妈,你可能不知道,日本现在少子化的问题很严重,很多家庭甚至没有后代,而我认识很多日本来的姑娘,把她们带到中国,那么日本的男人就更难娶到老婆。日本男人娶不到老婆,那就生不了孩子,生不了孩子,日本的人口就会减少,日本人口减少,工业就会落后,工业一落后,日本的财政就会出现危机,而等日本的财政周转不过来了,美国爸爸也不帮他们,那他们就只能向中国求救,到那时,日本变成中国的日本市,甚至都只是一个时间的问题……你看,我这不就相当于在抗日嘛。” „......” “……” Ms. Tang whole person dumbfounded, such a theory is simply unprecedented, she almost on letter/believes. 汤母整个人都呆住了,这样的一番理论简直前所未闻,她差点就信了。 ! 啪! Afterward, she with a smile in the body of Tang Hao patted, said said, you are the anti-Japanese hero? Your this boy, was really more and more glib, no wonder the little that outstanding child will be given to deceive...... to consider as finished by you, since you had your idea, I was not many say anything, this eventually was your matter, but also cannot rise the altitude of country, even the person of older generation was not happy, we did not say at the worst and that's the end.” 随后,她笑着在汤昊的身上拍了下,“说这么说,你还是个抗日英雄喽?你这小子,真是越来越能说会道了,难怪小娜那么优秀的孩子会被你给骗到手……算了算了,既然你有自己的想法,我就不多说什么了,这终究是你一个人的事情,还上升不到国家的高度,就算老一辈的人不高兴,咱们大不了不说就是了。” That is, originally I have not been thinking must say.” “那是,本来我也没想着要说啊。” Therefore, a moment ago that several girls were really your girlfriend.” “所以,刚才那几个姑娘果然是你的女朋友吧。” „It is not, I may not have to say......” “不是,我可没这么说……” You continue to arrange.” “你就继续编吧。” Ms. Tang chuckle, is not believing denial of Tang Hao obviously, no matter but really false, the idea that she has not closely examined, instead started the earnest review to have these to be advocated to decide as certainly daughter-in-law's miss by her, but also expressed that Kato Megumi and Miyamori Aoi were easy childbirth, suited gives birth...... in brief, making Tang Hao listen is quite speechless. 汤母轻笑着,显然不相信汤昊的否认,但不管是真的还是假的,她都没有追问下去的想法了,反而开始认真的点评起这几个已经被她主定为准儿媳妇的姑娘了,还表示加藤惠宫森葵都是安产型,适合生养……总之,让汤昊听了颇为无语。 Waits to return to that so-called company again, Ms. Tang's attitudes to several girls also became earnest, every action and every movement seemed like regarding the Mirai daughter-in-law to be the same, even the vision is sizing up the belly and buttocks of girls once for a while, again was the chest. 等再次回到那间所谓的公司,汤母对几个姑娘的态度也变得热切了很多,一举一动都像是在看待未来的儿媳妇一样,甚至目光时不时打量着姑娘们的肚子和屁股,再然后就是胸部。 The belly and buttocks are the conditions that gives birth, but after the child lives, can the growth of health, but must look that the breast milk is whether sufficient, this point lay in the chest. 肚子和屁股是生养的条件,但孩子生下来后,能不能健康的成长,还得看奶水是否充足,这一点就在于胸部了。 She looked at the past, majority was quite satisfied, when but saw the snow is, her expression on some regrets. 她一个个的看过去,大部分都是比较满意的,但当看到雪乃时,她的表情就有些遗憾了。 This female stature is slender, the chest is average, looked does not suit gives birth, possibly also meets the difficult labor, makes up while the present. 此女身材纤细,胸部平平,一看就不怎么适合生养,可能还会难产,得趁现在多补补。 „Is snow? The good child, later to remember that eats the chicken, wants of range chicken, such body the association president must well.” Ms. Tang grasps the snow is being the hand, the earnest urging said. “雪乃是吧?好孩子,以后记得多吃鸡肉,要土鸡的那种,这样身体才会长得好。”汤母握着雪乃的手,认真的叮嘱道。 „............” Snow is accordingly, does not understand what meaning is completely, although her physical quality is indeed not much, what relations but does this have with the chicken? “哦……哦……”雪乃愣愣的应声,完全不明白到底是什么意思,虽然她的身体素质的确不怎么样,但这跟鸡肉有什么关系? Naturally, in Ms. Tang, best daughter-in-law throughout Asuna, therefore also cares regarding the urging of Asuna especially even in the special product that she brings, there is a larger part to Asuna, as for Tang Hao, that is only while convenient. 当然,在汤母心里,最好的儿媳妇始终还是亚丝娜,因此对于亚丝娜的叮嘱也格外在意甚至在她带来的特产里,有一大半都是给亚丝娜的,至于汤昊,那只是顺带。 After urging, Ms. Tang on a face smile said goodbye to the people. 叮嘱完了之后,汤母就一脸笑容的向众人道别。 Aunt this must walk, aren't many stays for two days?” Asuna asked. “阿姨这就要走了吗,不多住两天?”亚丝娜问道。 Not.” Ms. Tang beckons with the hand again and again, such big house I cannot get used to living, a surroundings neighbor does not have, really must stay for several days in this, feared that cannot suffocate me . Moreover the spaces of your young people, my elderly man is not good to involve, sees you to cross well, I was well satisfied.” “不了不了。”汤母连连摆手,“这么大的房子我住不惯的,周围连个邻居都没有,真要在这住几天,怕不是能把我闷死,而且你们年轻人的空间,我这个老人家也不好介入,看到你们过得好,我就心满意足了。” I deliver you.” “那我送送您吧。” I have hired a vehicle.” Tang Hao puts down the cell phone, most ten minutes, the vehicle will come.” “我已经叫了车了。”汤昊放下手机,“最多十分钟,车子就会来了。” Afterward, the group deliver to the villa entrance Ms. Tang, when Ms. Tang sits the automobile departs slowly, the people finally thoroughly relax. 随后,一行人将汤母送到别墅门口,当汤母坐上汽车缓缓离去时,众人才终于彻底松了口气。 , is quite tired......” until vehicle distant departure, Miyamori Aoi the dangling shoulder, gasping for breath of feeling relieved, felt that this work is simply more exhausted than before the animation shows the catching up manuscript, was good because of successfully deals with finally.” “呼,好累啊……”直到车子远远的离开,宫森葵才垂下肩膀,如释重负的喘了口气,“感觉这次的工作简直比动画放映前的赶稿还要疲惫,好在总算是成功应付过去了。” The snow is pinching the chin, knits the brows slightly, why does not know, I always felt the aunt looks at my look a little strangely......” 雪乃则捏着下巴,微微皱眉,“不知道为什么,我总觉得阿姨看我的眼神有点怪怪的……” A Tang Hao dead fish face, possible, because you are not easy childbirth.”... 汤昊一副死鱼脸,“可能因为你不是安产型吧。”... 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