2DRE :: Volume #2 LV1,走上正轨的聊天室

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Greatly stupid pale: Peaceful symbol, speaking of these five characters, what you first think is what? 大笨淡:和平的象征,说到这五个字,你们最先想到的是什么? Under snow: Pigeon. 雪之下:鸽子。 Under snow: In November 1950, is commemorating at the world peace congress in Warsaw, Picasso wielded the radical a Flying Pigeon that holds the olive branch, renowned poet Nie Luda of Chile was called the peace dove it at that time, hence, the pigeon was recognized by the world as the peaceful symbol. 雪之下:1950年11月,为纪念在华沙召开的世界和平大会,毕加索挥笔画了一只衔着橄榄枝的飞鸽,当时智利的著名诗人聂鲁达把它叫做和平鸽,至此,鸽子被世界公认为和平的象征。 Greatly stupid pale: Why 1950 matter did you remember such clearly? Your this copies from hundred degrees celsius? 大笨淡:为什么1950年的事情你记得这么清楚?你这段是从百度上抄的吧? Under snow:...... 雪之下:…… Greatly stupid pale: Good, no matter you are or really remember, worthily is the top student snow that copies is a schoolmate, since the pigeon is the peaceful symbol, then can prove, joins the peaceful symbol of our chatroom is the pigeon mister, everyone applauds, welcome the pigeon mister! 大笨淡:好吧,不管你是抄的还是真的记得,不愧是优等生雪乃同学,既然鸽子是和平的象征,那么就可以论证了,加入我们聊天室的这位和平的象征就是鸽子先生,大家鼓掌,欢迎鸽子先生! Greatly stupid pale:! 大笨淡:啪啪啪! Kirito: Welcome. 桐人:欢迎欢迎。 Asuna: Pigeon mister hello/you good. 亚丝娜:鸽子先生你好。 Sage benefit: Welcome pigeon mister. 圣人惠:欢迎鸽子先生。 Assistants: Has the pigeon? 助手:诶,有鸽子? The phoenix institute is ominous really: The pigeon made soup was most delicious, this certainly was the plot of mechanism/organization! 凤凰院凶真:鸽子煲汤最好吃了,这一定是机关的阴谋! Peaceful symbol:??? 和平的象征:??? Peaceful symbol: Did I aim at? I said a moment ago words that what should not speak? 和平的象征:我是不是被针对了?难道我刚才说了什么不该说的话吗? Greatly stupid pale: Without this is only the baptism of rookie, each enters the group to accept teasing of old person newly, this is the ceremony, do not care. 大笨淡:没有没有,这只是新人的洗礼,每一位新入群的群员都要接受老人的调侃,这是仪式,不要在意。 Peaceful symbol:, So that's how it is. Before Teacher Sakata told me, when wanted me to enter the group most said a striking prologue, making everyone be able to remember, will otherwise degenerate into the soy sauce role, but also thinks that what my prologue did have is not right? Haha, possibly was truly extremely arrogant. 和平的象征:哦哦哦,原来如此。之前坂田老师告诉我,要我入群时最好说一句有冲击性的开场白,让大家能够记住,否则就会沦为酱油角色,还以为我刚才的开场白有什么不对呢?哈哈,可能确实狂妄了一些。 Although in «My Hero School», All Might is the hero ranked the first, but except the heroic enterprise, his character is low-key, that often said has been all right, why must ask, because I came signboard same words, was not to show off, what were more comforts the will of the people. 虽然在《我的英雄学院》里,欧尔麦特是排名第一的英雄,但除开英雄事业,他本人的性格却非常低调,那句常挂在嘴边的“已经没事了,要问为什么,因为我来了”招牌一样的话,也并不是为了炫耀,更多的是安抚人心。 He who therefore properly speaking, just entered the group, came up saying that such words, a little were truly out of sorts, because he was not such person, but since were the prologue is very good to understand, such a prologue, was truly impressive. 所以照理来说,刚刚入群的他,一上来就说这样的话,确实有点违和,因为他并不是那样的人,但既然是开场白的话就很好理解了,这样一个开场白,确实让人印象深刻。 All Might before entering group, obviously is under looking after of Sakata Gintoki, after the simple welcome ceremony ended, then looks at crowd of announcements immediately, meets thing that does not understand, promptly the speech inquiry...... and his rough semblance will be different, individual very amiably will be very really modest. 欧尔麦特在进群之前,显然已经得到了坂田银时的关照,简单的欢迎仪式结束之后,便立刻去看了群公告,遇到不理解的东西,也会及时的发言提问……和他粗犷的外表不同,个人本身真的很随和很谦虚。 But another side, Tang Hao also initiated the inquiry to Sakata Gintoki. 而另一边,汤昊也对坂田银时发起了提问。 Greatly stupid pale: The words saying, how you gain to 30 million, this to you are not a small number. 大笨淡:话说,你是怎么赚到三千万的啊,这对你来说可不是个小数目啊。 Sugar share youngster: You know what business most makes money? 糖份少年:你知道什么生意是最赚钱的吗? Greatly stupid pale: Right? Narcotics? Munitions? 大笨淡:权利?毒品?军火? The three had make money to be needless saying that even now, still makes countless people take risks, most typical was some American imperialists, depended on the First World War to make the war wealth greatly, this establishes it to be the position of about hundred years of dominant world after that. 这三者有多赚钱就不用多说了,即便是现在,也让无数的人为之铤而走险,最典型的就是某美帝,靠着第一次世界大战大发战争财,这才奠定了它此后长达近百年的世界霸主的地位。 Sugar share youngster:! Do not speak irresponsibly, I am the law-abiding citizen, how possibly to handle this matter! 糖份少年:切!你别乱说,我可是守法公民,怎么可能去做这种事情! Greatly stupid pale: You are the law-abiding citizen...... good, I estimate, and on letter/believes, advice that but the beautiful offers, I do not believe will have abides by the law. 大笨淡:你是守法公民……好吧,我估且就信了,但娜美出的主意,我可不相信会有多么遵守法律。 Sugar share youngster: Fart, the matter of violating the law I never do, I by money Shengqian. 糖份少年:放屁,犯法的事情我从来不做,我只是以钱生钱。 Just said that this, Sakata Gintoki gave the Tang Hao ball to come a window. 刚说完这句,坂田银时就给汤昊弹来一个窗口。 Hey, do not speak irresponsibly, All Might he in this!】 【喂,别乱说啊,欧尔麦特他在这呢!】 He in? I knew, the method that you make money he has not known, moreover don't you want to make him know?】 【他在怎么了?哦,我知道了,你赚钱的方法他还不知道,而且你也不想让他知道?】 Idle talk! He is the true hero, with my fake and shoddy difference, attacks the criminal to walk forever in the first line, but method that I make money......, in any case is not that frank and upright, moreover how this world said that unusual distortion, even if makes money to be illegal using the individuality, if made him know, he will catch me to be in a dilemma, 【废话!他是真正的英雄,和我这种假冒伪劣的不同,打击犯罪份子永远走在第一线,而我赚钱的方法……嗯,反正不是那么光明正大,而且这个世界怎么说呢,非常扭曲啊,即便是利用个性赚钱都是违法的,要是让他知道了,他抓不抓我都会左右为难, Therefore should not be meddlesome. 】 Good, you said also a little truth, I do not closely examine, said your matter, since has completed the task, can leave, when follows?】 所以你就别多事了。】【好吧,你说的也有点道理,那我就不追问了,说说你的事吧,既然已经完成了任务,就可以离开了吧,什么时候走?】 Should cross the meeting again, I just obtained a news, had a fellow named heroic killer to do the matter recently, he as if stared at me, I must first handle him.】 【应该再过会,我刚得到一个消息,有个叫英雄杀手的家伙最近一直在搞事情,他似乎盯上我了,我得先把他搞定。】 That you did not leave directly on the line.】 【那你直接离开不就行了。】 That said that but...... the work of this teacher I must achieve finally . Moreover, if you got the gate, will run away directly?】 【话是这么说,不过……这个老师的工作我总得做到最后,而且,你若是被人打上门来,会直接逃吗?】 【, First cannot certainly look that hits is not victorious, if thought that the issue is not big, then on resentment his!】 【当然不会,首先得看打不打得过,要是觉得问题不大,那就怼他丫的!】 This not on knot.】 【这不就结了。】 Two people private chatted several, then reaches the agreement quickly, how actually Tang Hao gains enough 30 million to Sakata Gintoki, is not curious, spoke thoughtlessly asked, the duty was accomplished in any case well, but speaking of the heroic killer...... this aspect he poured a little interest, rare comprehended the true meaning of sword Saint, is needing several opponents to try the skill. 两人私聊了几句,很快便达成共识,其实汤昊坂田银时到底是怎么赚够三千万的,也并没有太好奇,就随口一问,反正任务完成了就好,不过说到英雄杀手……这方面他倒有点兴趣,难得自己领悟了剑圣的真谛,正需要几个对手来试试身手。 Only pitifully, his shuttle value has used up, but also requires five days of time to restore, perhaps misses. 只可惜,他的穿梭值已经用掉了,还需要五天时间才能恢复,恐怕赶不及。 Really regrettable. 真遗憾。 Tang Hao in reality sighed, just thought that he induced to some people are using to summon the technique to summon itself loudly, immediately cuts the basic frequency to look...... 现实中的汤昊叹了口气,正想间,他感应到有人在用大召唤术召唤自己,立刻切回主频一看…… Princess: Greatly stupid pale, Tang Ritian, rolls quickly to the old lady! 公主殿下:大笨淡,汤日天,快给老娘滚出来! Look, is really the big summon technique. 看,果然是大召唤术。 Greatly stupid pale: What's wrong, suddenly such big anger? 大笨淡:怎么了,突然这么大火气? Tang Hao thought that she possibly was big maternal aunt to come, oneself two days has not annoyed her. 汤昊觉得她可能大姨妈来了,自己这两天也没惹她啊。 Princess: You have a look at crowd of lists. 公主殿下:你看看群员列表。 Greatly stupid pale: Group list? 大笨淡:群员列表? Tang Hao gawked, takes advantage of opportunity to look toward right, all were very normal, added a person......! 汤昊一愣,顺势往右边看了过去,一切都很正常,也就是多加了一个人……呃! Tang Hao understood immediately, before then the chatroom has 23 group, but with joining of All Might, so long as the person can make the chatroom rise LV2 again, in other words , does not need completely what duty, so long as his specific invitation card can play the role, that- 汤昊顿时就明白了,在此之前聊天室已经拥有23位群员,而随着欧尔麦特的加入,只要再有一人就能让聊天室升到LV2,换言之,并不需要完全什么任务,只要他的那张特定邀请卡能够发挥作用,那么- Princess: You have a look at you, good deed that Tang Ritian, you do. 公主殿下:你看看你,汤日天,你做的好事诶。 Greatly stupid pale: I I? 大笨淡:我怎么了我啊? Princess: Added that you to pick up the little girl, gave others the invitation card, but that person does not treasure, how two days of time passed by had not entered the group...... those words to mention, licked the dog to lick not to have a thing in the world finally. 公主殿下:还说呢,你为了泡妞,把邀请卡送给了别人,而那人并不珍惜,两天时间过去了也没有入群……那句话怎么说来着,舔狗舔到最后一无所有。 Princess: In the end, your person on one's own side card two did not say spatially, but also delayed the development of chatroom, you said, deserves what crime? 公主殿下:到头来,你自己人卡两空不说,还耽误了聊天室的发展,你自己说,该当何罪? Greatly stupid pale: That...... that what, delivers the card the matter to calculate that licks the dog? The dirty person should not be baseless pure. 大笨淡:那……那什么,送卡的事能算舔狗吗?你不要凭空污人清白。 A Tang Hao face Kong Yiji's expression, he knows that Kaguya is not really interrogates him, but pure wants to bully his, but the words send, oneself also a little blush with shame. 汤昊一脸孔乙己的表情,他知道辉夜并不是真的审问他,只是单纯的想要欺负他一下,可话发出去,自己也有点汗颜。 Initially gave Alice/Arisu the invitation card, indeed had the impulsive ingredient, must say that the regret was also insufficient, but the present situation, truly on the difference one breath, the card the chatroom does not have the means to promote, this little was bad. 当初把邀请卡送给有珠,的确有冲动的成份,要说后悔还不至于,但现在的情况,确实就差那么一口气,卡着聊天室没办法升级,这就有点糟糕了。 Princess: I felt the day of your manager to the end, hurried to remove, everyone discussed while convenient again, should be the manager by whom. 公主殿下:我觉得你这个管理员的日子到头了,还是赶紧撤了吧,大家顺便再商量一下,该由谁来当管理员。 Sage benefit: After the chatroom promotes, the manager had the means to trade again. 圣人惠:聊天室升级之后,管理员不是没办法再换了吗。 Princess: I forgot this matter, in brief, everyone tries Tang Ritian together, making him know that does to lick the fate of dog. 公主殿下:哦,我把这事忘了,总之,大家一起来审判汤日天,让他知道做舔狗的下场。 Greatly stupid pale: Also had not said that Alice/Arisu does not join the chatroom, she probably also requires time to consider. 大笨淡:也没说有珠不加入聊天室啊,她可能还需要一点时间考虑。 Princess: Does the consideration take two days? So many time, even the children lived. 公主殿下:考虑要两天的?这么多时间,连孩子都生出来了。 Greatly stupid pale: Waits again, I thought that can also be saved...... 大笨淡:再等等吧,我觉得还有救…… Princess: Ok, I with licking the dog do not have the common language, the eldest child woman, in? 17-year-old young girl 公主殿下:算了,我跟舔狗没有共同语言,老大婆,在?17岁的少女 17-year-old young girl: You felt, I do not have the means to abolish the manager, can you be casually black I? 17岁的少女:你是不是觉得,我没办法撤消管理员,你就可以随便黑我了? Princess: You now also in Moon. 公主殿下:你现在还在月球吧。 17-year-old young girl: Right. 17岁的少女:对啊。 Princess: You have a look, is the child doing, the additional chatroom wants such a long time, if she does not want to add, you go to take carry back the card, finds a person to be good casually. 公主殿下:那你去看看,那孩子到底在干嘛啊,加个聊天室要这么长时间,如果她不想加,那你去把卡拿回来,随便找个人都行啊。 17-year-old young girl: As for? 17岁的少女:至于吗? Princess: Naturally as for! You know that a game player does wait for the new edition that mood? Can the update at present, actually waiting painstakingly, you be able to understand this mood obviously? 公主殿下:当然至于!你知道一个游戏玩家等待新版本的那种心情吗?明明新版本就在眼前,却必须苦心的等待,你能理解这种心情吗? 17-year-old young girl: Waits again, actually I thought that she does not want to add actually not, but does not know how should add. 17岁的少女:再等等吧,其实我觉得她倒不是不想加,而是不知道该怎么加吧。 Princess:? 公主殿下:啊? Princess: I thought that probably the magicians of Moon were not good at using the electric appliance, therefore this pot or Tang Ritian? 公主殿下:哦,我想起来了,好像月球的魔术师都不擅长使用电器,所以这锅还是汤日天的? Greatly stupid pale: What ghost, how turned into my pot? I the cell phone gave her the time operated the machine, and had the instruction booklet. 大笨淡:什么鬼啊,怎么又变成我的锅了?我把手机给她的时候可是开了机的,而且还有说明书。 Princess: What writing the instruction booklet...... do you with write? 公主殿下:说明书……你是用什么文字写的? Greatly stupid pale: Naturally is the Chinese. 大笨淡:当然是汉语喽。 Princess:- I understood! 公主殿下:哦-我明白了! Greatly stupid pale: What's wrong? 大笨淡:怎么了? Princess: You are stupid! The chatroom has the machine translation function, therefore we and person talked or looked that the writing does not have the barrier, both sides can understand the respective meaning, but that is only restricted in the chatroom in situation, but now? That younger sister has not joined the chatroom, lacks the translation, can she understand the Chinese character? 公主殿下:你蠢啊!聊天室有自动翻译功能,所以我们和人对话或者看文字都没有障碍,双方都能理解各自的意思,但那仅限于有聊天室在的情况,而现在呢?那个妹子还没有加入聊天室,缺少翻译,她能看懂汉字吗? Greatly stupid pale:! 大笨淡:呃! Tang Hao looks at the cell phone, the whole person was silly. 汤昊看着手机,整个人都傻了。 Probably............ seems like such matter probably? 好像……好像……好像是这么回事? Should Alice/Arisu really unable to understand the Chinese character? It is not right, has she read Journey to the West obviously? It is not right, should that side Journey to the West have Japanese translation? 有珠该不会真的看不懂汉字吧?不对吧,她明明看过西游记的?不对,那边的西游记应该会有日语翻译吧? ...... Probably was then troublesome. 啊,这下……好像麻烦了。 Tang Hao must touch own ears and cheeks immediately anxiously, facing the so good opportunity, how was once betting Jordan , China to lose to his person to miss, immediately scolds to him. 汤昊顿时急得抓耳挠腮,面对如此好的机会,曾经在赌约中输给他的人又怎么会错过,立刻就对他数落起来。 The key is Tang Hao did not have the means to answer back, truly was he makes a mistake. 关键是汤昊还没办法还嘴,确实是他失误了。 Princess: Ended ended, Tang Ritian, because of your stupid, an invitation card well was wasted by you, if the younger sister really can enter the group, I wrote Kaguya these two characters in reverse! 公主殿下:完了完了,汤日天,就因为你的蠢,好好的一张邀请卡就这么被你浪费了,那妹子要是真的能进群,我就把辉夜这两个字倒过来写! Ding-dong! 叮咚! Fairy tale succuba joins 2D Chatroom 【童话魔女加入二次元聊天室 Princess:! 公主殿下:靠! Greatly stupid pale: Night splendor, later you but actually, ha! 大笨淡:夜辉,以后你就倒着吧,哈哈哈! . 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