2DRE :: Volume #1 LV0,濒临解散的聊天室

#6: I really like the slip of paper person


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Does Kaguya have the heaven not to know, but Tang Hao has actually left the school, what a pity is, cannot see Kato Megumi to him finally. 辉夜有没有上天不知道,但汤昊却已经离开学校了,可惜的是,到最后他也没能见到加藤惠 Leads the day before transferring school, certainly can meet with the setting of leading lady type rotten avenue in the daily animation, really puts reality Rickey not to exist. Like such that young five loli said that oneself from the start were a dead flag holder, therefore didn't have this lead halo? 主角在转校的前一天,一定能够邂逅女主角这种在日常动漫里烂大街的设定,果然放到现实里基本就不存在了啊。还是就像小五萝莉说的那样,自己压根就是一个死跑龙套的,所以才没有这种主角光环? Arrives at Kaguya to the hotel that oneself subscribe, is the evening, Tang Hao pondered over a meeting, probably is also all right to do, then had the dinner early, prepares to take a bath to sleep, with the aim of can tomorrow full of energy fights with Kato Megumi. 来到辉夜给自己订下的旅馆,已经是傍晚了,汤昊琢磨了一会,好像也没事可做,便早早的吃了晚餐,准备洗澡睡觉,以便明天能够精神抖擞的与加藤惠大战一场。 „, Wait, has the video been opening?” “呃,等等,视频是不是一直都开着?” Was planning that takes off the pants to take a bath, Tang Hao thinks suddenly this issue, enters the chatroom to look decisively. 正打算脱裤子洗澡,汤昊忽然想到这个问题,果断进入聊天室一看。 17-year-old young girl: Right, opening.” 17岁的少女:“对啊,开着呢。” Greatly stupid pale: You may be really bored enough, looked that I ate meal to look for nearly one hour.” 大笨淡:“那你们可真够无聊的,看我吃饭看了近一个小时。” 17-year-old young girl: No, I drink in heading west monster below and Yuyuko together.” 17岁的少女:“没有啊,我在西行妖下面和幽幽子一起喝酒呢。” Patchouli Go: I in chart young five loli: „ I am soaking the hot spring.” 帕秋莉Go:“我在图小五萝莉:“我在泡温泉。” Dead dwelling Kaguya Ji: I am playing black soul 3 , BOSS, do not quarrel I!” 死宅辉夜姬:“我在玩黑魂3,BOSS了,别吵我!” Greatly stupid pale: „......” 大笨淡:“……” Greatly stupid pale: No one has to look at me, what significance do you open the video to have? The pass/test, I must take a bath to sleep in any case.” 大笨淡:“谁都没有在看我,那你们开着视频到底有什么意义?关了吧,反正我也要洗澡睡觉了。” Patchouli Go: Actually opens is also being all right?” 帕秋莉Go:“其实开着也没事吧?” Young five loli: I do not matter.” 小五萝莉:“我无所谓。” Dead dwelling Kaguya Ji: „The body of man I have to see in any case, does not use shy, light.” 死宅辉夜姬:“反正男人的身体我也不是没见过,不用害羞的,淡淡。” This crowd dies not to have the moral integrity! 这群死没节操的! Tang Hao is clenching teeth, returns to the covered passageway in the chatroom: You are not busy dozen of BOSS, how also to have free time to answer?” 汤昊咬着牙,在聊天室里回复道:“你不是忙着打BOSS吗,怎么还有空回话的?” Dead dwelling Kaguya Ji: tall does play, you understand?” 死宅辉夜姬:“高玩,你懂吗?” Greatly stupid pale: Dog management, came out to close the video!” 大笨淡:“狗管理,出来关视频了!” 17-year-old young girl: You are also the dog management.” 17岁的少女:“你自己也是狗管理啊。” Greatly stupid pale: Right!” 大笨淡:“对哦!” Tang Hao then remembers, to invite group, oneself have been appointed as the manager, although the jurisdiction is less than Yakumo Yukari, but also is the second in command in this chatroom, closes a video the power to have. 汤昊这才想起,为了邀请群员,自己已经被任命为管理员了,虽然权限不及八云紫,但也是这个聊天室的二把手,关个视频的权力还是有的。 Video closure 【视频关闭】 Voice closure 【语音关闭】 Takes a bath to sleep! 洗澡睡觉! ...... …… Next morning, Tang Hao getting out of bed early, on time goes to the school, first goes to the principal's office to report under the contact of Kaguya, then before the first class approaches, was taken to classroom of one year of E class by the teacher in charge. 第二天一早,汤昊早早的起床,准时来到学校,先在辉夜的联络下前往校长室报道,接着在第一节课来临前,被班主任带往一年E班的教室。 Fellow schoolmates, you tell today transfers the school to live......” “各位同学,今天向大家介绍一位转校生……” .................. 啪……啪……啪…… The teachers in charge are saying on the platform, but students' response is very light, the scattered applause, more people are coinciding the surrounding atmosphere , that all personnel warmly welcome to transfer the school fresh phenomenon are only the 2D fairy tale. 班主任在讲台上说着,但学生们的反应很平淡,只有稀稀落落的掌声,更多的人只是附合着周围的气氛而已,果然,那种全班热烈欢迎转校生的现象只是二次元的童话而已。 Is good does not care because of Tang Hao, on his face is hanging the genial smile, the introduction of doing in Rome as Rome does oneself, simultaneously the vision searches in the classroom, saw Kato Megumi in the last position by the window finally. 好在汤昊也不在意,他脸上挂着和善的笑容,入乡随俗的介绍着自己,同时目光在教室里搜索,总算在靠窗的最后一个位置看到了加藤惠 Just in time, Kato Megumi is also visiting him, two people look in the eyes, has not sparked the slight spark. 正巧,加藤惠也在看着他,两人四目相对,没有擦出丝毫的火花。 The response of Kato Megumi is very light. 加藤惠的反应很平淡。 Before Tang Hao...... he very likes about Kato Megumi this role, now suddenly sees the honorable person, strange, actually doesn't have the feeling of heart movement? 至于汤昊这边……以前他对加藤惠这个角色还是挺喜欢的,现在蓦然看到真人,奇怪,竟然没有心动的感觉? „, Schoolmate Tang Hao, you takes a seat that position.” “那么,汤昊同学,你就坐那个位置吧。” The ear broadcast the voice of teacher in charge, the Tang Hao starting to walk footsteps walked, his seat happen to Kato Megumi front, the second row from the bottom by the window, the lead position in legend! 耳边传来班主任的声音,汤昊迈开脚步走了过去,他的座位正好在加藤惠的前面,靠窗倒数第二排,传说中的主角位! Naturally, Tang Hao does not think that this is the pure coincidence. 当然,汤昊并不认为这是单纯的巧合。 Really...... 果然…… Kaguya: „ What kind of, sits the feeling of lead position? I request this position to the principal especially. 辉夜:“怎么样,坐上主角位的感觉?我可是特地向校长要求这个位置的。 Tang Hao opens the window, is feeling the cool breeze that blows from out of the window carefully, crossed returned to the covered passageway in the chatroom long time: And nothing special.” 汤昊打开窗户,细细的感受着从窗外吹来的凉风,过了良久才在聊天室里回复道:“并没有什么特别的。” Section 1 what in class is the history, over fifty-year-old history teacher is speaking Oda Nobunaga Honnou-ji anything on the platform, bustling that spoke, the fervor rushed, but Tang Hao was not goes to school, the nature left ear entered the right ear to leave. Kato Megumi as if hears to be very earnest actually, once for a while from will also transmit behind takes the note the sound, Tang Hao toward will have a liking for several occasionally behind, but could not find the opportunity of saying something to smooth things over. 第一节课上的是历史,年过半百的历史老师在讲台上讲着织田信长本能寺什么的,讲的热火朝天,激情澎湃,但汤昊又不是来上学的,自然左耳朵进右耳朵出。倒是加藤惠似乎听得很认真,时不时还从身后传来记笔记的声音,汤昊偶尔会朝身后看上几眼,但始终找不到搭讪的机会。 Then, noontime. 就这样,午时将至。 Hey, you who how you do? I gave you to create with great difficulty the opportunity of being close to Kato Megumi, said gets there first, you actually have not spoken a few words with her to the present, did the wool cotton suiting!” In the chatroom, Kaguya has been sending the young tiger, moreover with voice. “喂,你怎么搞的你?我好不容易给你创造出了接近加藤惠的机会,都说近水楼台先得月,你却到现在竟然连一句话都没和她说上,搞毛线呢!”聊天室里,辉夜已经在发彪了,而且是用语音。 Tang Hao does not facilitate to speak, has suspicious with the cell phone typing, I could not find the time.” 汤昊不方便说话,只好偷偷摸摸的用手机打字,“我找不到好时机啊。” What time wants, morning so many time, you, so long as transferred to be able with her saying that the words, will say something to smooth things over not, you were a man?” “要什么时机,一个早上那么多时间,你只要转个头就能和她说上话了,连搭讪都不会,你到底是不是男人?” „, But I do not know that should say anything......” “呃,但是我不知道该说什么……” So many topics, words saying obviously, you very cannot say with us.” “明明有那么多的话题,话说,你跟我们不是挺能说的吗。” Actually......” Tang Hao long time, the decision answered hesitant finally truthfully, actually, after seeing the Kato Megumi honorable person image, I discovered, I really like the slip of paper person.” “其实……”汤昊犹豫良久,终于决定如实答复,“其实,在看到加藤惠的真人形象之后,我发现了,我果然还是更喜欢纸片人。” Patchouli asked: Ha? What is this? Is Kato Megumi of honorable person version not very lovable?” 帕秋莉问道:“哈?这是什么意思?难道真人版的加藤惠不够可爱吗?” Greatly stupid pale: That actually not, is very lovable, words that but compares with the slip of paper person, missed a flavor. With eye, the eyes of slip of paper person big is also exuding juicy, the honorable person version was very ordinary. Again for example skin, the skin not slightly slight defect of slip of paper person, smooth snow white, just like jade, but honorable person version, even if attractive, can see some adzuki bean beans, although the bean bean on Kato Megumi face are not many, but after my careful observation......” 大笨淡:“那倒不是,还是挺可爱的,但和纸片人比较的话,还是差了点韵味。就拿眼睛来说吧,纸片人的眼睛大大的还泛着水灵,真人版就很普通了。再比如说皮肤,纸片人的皮肤没有丝毫瑕疵,光滑雪白,如同玉石一样,但真人版哪怕再漂亮,还是能看到一些小豆豆,虽然加藤惠脸上的豆豆不多,但经过我的仔细观察……” Kaguya: I go! Originally you one did not speak in the morning, performed to observe these broken matters!” 辉夜:“我去!原来你一早上不说话,尽去观察这些破事了!” Young five loli: Dead dwelling is really disgusting!” 小五萝莉:“死宅真恶心!” Patchouli: Therefore, you now a little are insipid?” 帕秋莉:“所以,你现在就有点索然无味?” Greatly stupid pale: That is also insufficient, after all is a very lovable girl, if the perfect score is the ten points, I will call nine points her, but Kato Megumi of slip of paper person version has 12, such a comparison, unavoidably on some dropping variances.” 大笨淡:“那也不至于,毕竟还是很可爱的一个女孩子,如果满分是十分的话,我会给她打九分,但纸片人版的加藤惠有十二分,这么一比较的话,难免就有些落差了。” Kaguya: Mental handicap of mother! No matter I you like slip of paper person anything, in brief, the opportunity I have given you to create, if then you do not display well, I turn into the slip of paper person you!” 辉夜:“妈的智障!我不管你喜欢纸片人还是什么,总之,机会我已经给你创造了,接下来你要是不好好表现的话,我就把你变成纸片人!” Patchouli: „, Also do not say, light too has not possibly adapted to this sudden transformation, gives him again time.” 帕秋莉:“嘛,也不要这么说,淡淡可能还不太适应这种突然的转变,再给他一点时间吧。” That this......” finally, Yakumo Yukari proposed, our time were also very intense, according to the request of deadline and promotion, must join one new group every six days, the chatroom are insufficient to dismiss, then the time of except the middle resting, in five days completed the Kato Megumi task, were the final deadlines, therefore, light, you only had five days of time, must take Kato Megumi!” “那就这样吧……”最终,八云紫提议道,“我们的时间也是非常紧张的,按照期限和升级的要求,必须每六天加入一个新群员,聊天室才不至于解散,然后再除去中间休息的时间,五天内完成加藤惠的任务,就是最后的期限了,所以,淡淡,你只有五天时间,必须拿下加藤惠!” Greatly stupid pale: Five days were also too tight, even the god of capturing/raiding still not necessarily could achieve!” 大笨淡:“五天也太紧了吧,就算攻略之神也未必做得到啊!” Do not worry, this does not have us, we will supply ideas to you.” Yakumo Yukari self-confident saying, I am monster Daxian, five days captured a girl too to be really simple.” “别担心,这不是还有我们嘛,我们会给你出谋划策的。”八云紫自信的说道,“我可是妖怪大贤者,五天攻略一个女孩子实在太简单了。”
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