Tang Hao recovers, whole person my grass. 汤昊回过神来,整个人都我草了。 Since joining the chatroom, various strange things he saw a lot, chatroom existing it was rather inconceivable to nearly the situation of delusion, no matter but the chatroom passed through to the different world, that was the things, was not he has, but now, he actually hears two cat mouths to spit the criticism/human language! 自从加入聊天室后,各种稀奇古怪的事情他见得多了,不如说聊天室这个存在的本身就不可思议到了近乎妄想的地步,但不管是聊天室还是穿越到异世界,那都是身外之物,不是他本身拥有的,而现在,他却听到两只猫口吐人言！ He is clear remembering, the reading mind that Komeichi thinks, before leaving the Noragami world has given back to her. 他可是清楚的记得,古明地觉的读心眼,在离开野良神世界之前就已经还给她了。 Said that...... own superpower did awaken finally? 这么说……自己的超能力终于觉醒了？ Also or, is only the auditory hallucination? 亦或者,只是幻听？ It is not good, in any event must confirm! 不行,无论如何都得确认一下！ In the Tang Hao heart moves, in the eye reveals the aggression full ray. 汤昊心中一动,眼中露出侵略十足的光芒。 „Meow!” The cat is very sensitive lifeform, not only vigilance, easier sensation to good and evil signal, therefore, when the idea of Tang Hao innermost feelings just lived, that black cat crawled rapidly, „little white, run!” “喵！”猫是非常敏感的生物,不但警惕性强,也更容易感知到外界的善恶信号,因此,当汤昊内心的想法刚刚生起之际,那只黑猫就迅速爬了起来,“小白,快跑！” The black white cat wants to escape from the balcony, how could Tang Hao makes them work, after these days fortuitous encounter, even if not take Daliwan, his strength far still has exceeded formerly. 黑白猫欲从阳台上逃跑,汤昊又岂能让它们得逞,经过这段时间的奇遇,就算不服用大力丸,他的实力也早已远超从前了。 Almost while the black white cat sets out, Tang Hao steps forward vigorously, arrives at the balcony instantaneously, puts out a hand to pull out, plundering the cat belly to hug that white cat directly in the bosom. 几乎就在黑白猫起身的同时,汤昊一个健步跨出,瞬间来到阳台,伸手一掏,掠着猫肚子直接将那只白猫抱在怀里。 „Big bastard, lets loose others quickly meow!” “大坏蛋,快放开人家喵！” The white cat makes threatening gestures in the Tang Hao bosom, struggles furiously, Tang Hao is prepared early, but also really must on several by its flexure, therefore he returns the room fast, raised the bed sheet to bind a solidity the white cat, just like the bamboo rat, was big and round. 白猫在汤昊怀里张牙舞爪,奋力挣扎,要不是汤昊早有准备,还真得被它挠上几下,于是他飞快退回房间,掀起床单就把白猫裹了个结结实实,跟竹鼠一样,又大又圆。 The black cat after seeing the white cat was held, immediately turns back, the sharp vision stared Tang Hao, the wool of whole body was exploding, meow meow yelled to him, „despicable human, how you want to take my girlfriend!” 黑猫在见白猫被抓住以后,立刻折返回来,犀利的目光瞪着汤昊,全身的毛都炸了起来,冲他喵喵大叫,“卑鄙的人类,你想拿我女朋友怎么样！” The mother, this year even/including Zhimao dares the show love before him! 妈的,这年头连只猫都敢在他面前秀恩爱了！ The show love, dies quickly. 秀恩爱,死得快。 Tang Hao sneers, presses the neck of white cat, the threat was saying, „, your girlfriend in my hands, the knowing the limitation words gives me honestly, otherwise I wear the green hat to you!” 汤昊冷笑一声,按着白猫的脖子,威胁道,“哼,你女朋友在我手里,识相的话就给我老实一点,否则我就给你戴绿帽子！” The white cat trembles, frightens does not dare to move, black cat both feet one soft, the eye stares resembles with two, does not know that is because can understand the Tang Hao words, by the content of words frightening, seemingly attacked in any case big. 白猫一哆嗦,吓得不敢动弹,黑猫双脚一软,眼睛瞪得跟个二哈似的,也不知道是因为能听懂汤昊的话,还是被话的内容给吓到了,反正看起来打击不小。 „Good, since were honest, that gives my little darling to sit.” Tang Hao patted the floor, is thinking to let the cat can coordinate itself, took several packages of small fish to do from the kitchen. “好,既然老实了,那就给我乖乖坐好。”汤昊拍了拍地板,想着为了让猫能配合自己,又从厨房拿了几包小鱼干过来。 „This meow, even if starves to death, will not eat your thing!” The black cat is holding up the head, is very stubborn, does not spare a glance to that small fish dry/does. “本喵就算饿死,也不会吃你一点东西的！”黑猫昂着头,很是倔强,对那小鱼干不屑一顾。 Tang Hao looked at its one, rips open the packing paper directly, does the small fish pours into the bowl completely, places in front of the black cat. 汤昊看了它一眼,直接撕开包装纸,将小鱼干全部倒进碗里,放在黑猫面前。 After a half minute, the black cat holds in the mouth the small fish to do, „really fragrant meow!” 半分钟后,黑猫叼着小鱼干,“真香喵！” „Others also want meow” to be hugged the white cat on leg to raise the head by Tang Hao, reveals the vision of hope. “人家也要喵”被汤昊抱在腿上的白猫昂起脑袋,露出渴望的目光。 After the small fish go-getter two cats bought, Tang Hao quickly enters the subject, „first leaves anxiously eating, I asked your something, besides me, you can also with other human speech exchanges?” 用小鱼干将两只猫收买了后,汤昊很快就进入正题,“先别急着吃,我问你们些东西,除了我之外,你们还能和其他人类说话交流吗？” „Meow!” The black cat has a big shock, the small fish does falls from the mouth, „your stupid human, can understand this meow the words unexpectedly!” “喵！”黑猫大惊失色,小鱼干都从嘴里掉了下来,“你这个愚蠢的人类,竟然能听懂本喵的话！” ! 啪！ Tang Hao patted on its head, „the small fish of your mouth does is the stupid human manufacture , do you respond now? The reflex arc is really long, stupid cat!” 汤昊在它脑袋上拍了下,“你嘴里的小鱼干就是愚蠢的人类制造的,还有,你现在才反应过来吗？反射弧还真长,蠢猫！” „This meow is not stupid, this meow depends on the intelligence and ability to hand over the girlfriend, you do not have the girlfriend, you stupid meow!” “本喵才不蠢,本喵可是靠着聪明才智交到女朋友的,你都没有女朋友,你才蠢喵！” Tang Hao grabs its two foreleg, hands itself at present, shows the genial smile, „do you again rubbish, believe me to throw in the pot to boil eating you?” 汤昊抓着它的两只前肢,递到自己眼前,露出和善的笑容,“你再废话,信不信我把你扔锅里煮了吃？” „Meow” black cat stretches out the tongue, gently is licking the back of the hand of Tang Hao. “喵”黑猫伸出舌头,轻轻的舔着汤昊的手背。 White cat eats the small fish to do, while reveals the look that despises. 白猫一边吃着小鱼干,一边对它露出鄙夷的眼神。 Facts showed that cat lifeform, if you did not understand it to say anything, you will think that it was the mental illness, but after can understand,......, mental illness. 事实证明,猫这种生物,如果你不懂它在说些什么,你会觉得它是神经病,但能听懂之后……嗯,更加神经病了。 Although is truly lovable. 虽然确实挺可爱的。 Later Tang Hao asked some issues, under the small fish dry/does seduction and genial smile, two cats coordinates, but was a pity very much, these two truly are only the ordinary cats, as for intelligence, Tang Hao has not exchanged with other cats, is actually not good to compare. 之后汤昊又提了一些问题,在小鱼干的诱惑与和善的微笑下,两只猫非常配合,但很可惜,这两只确实只是普通的猫,至于智力方面,汤昊没有和其他的猫交流过,倒是不好比较。 However, although has not contacted the cat monster in legend, but in turn, Tang Hao was more excited, because this was explaining that his superpower has awakened. To further confirm, Tang Hao goes into downstairs, found that shepherd of Wang, pays attention while no one, threw several gravel toward it. 不过,虽然没有接触到传说中的猫妖,但反过来,汤昊却更加激动了,因为这正说明他的超能力已经觉醒。为了进一步确认,汤昊又跑到楼下,找到老王家的那条狼狗,趁没人注意,朝它扔了几块石子。 The big shepherd awakens in the sleep, sees a face provocation Tang Hao, gets angry from the heart, dragging the dog chain to clash. 大狼狗在睡梦中惊醒,看到一脸挑衅的汤昊,怒从心起,拖着狗链就冲了过来。 „woof! woof! woof......” “汪！汪！汪……” Oh, is the dog language? 唉,还是狗语啊？ Tang Hao has not understood, finally disappointed departure. 汤昊一句也没听懂,最后失望的离开。 Only can understand the words of cat? Ok, asks the purple mother to consult. 难道只能听懂猫的话？算了,还是找紫妈咨询一下吧。 Returns in the room, two black white cats have left, Tang Hao has not cared, in the subsequent day, these two cats arrive at his to rub actually frequently eat to rub drink, regarded half shovel excrement officer him simply...... naturally, this was something to be talked about later. 重新回到屋里,两只黑白猫已经离开,汤昊倒也没怎么在意,不过此后的日子里,这两只猫倒是经常到他这来蹭吃蹭喝,简直把他当成半个铲屎官了……当然,这都是后话。 Greatly stupid pale: Purple younger sister, in? 大笨淡:紫妹,在吗？ Although is calling the purple mother at heart, but types time, intense seeking livehood wants or makes him make into the younger sister mother. 虽然心里叫着紫妈,但打字的时候,强烈的求生欲还是让他把妈打成妹。 17-year-old young girl: In, you can change a view each time? 17岁的少女:每次都是在吗,你能不能换个说法？ Greatly stupid pale: This time is really the big event, my superpower awakened finally, when I contemplated a moment ago, two cats run up to my family, I not only can understand them to say anything, but can also the normal exchange like human, I thought that my superpower is very possible is the animal conversation. 大笨淡:这次真的是大事件,我的超能力终于觉醒了,就在刚才我冥想的时候,两只猫跑到我家,我不仅能听懂它们在说什么,还能像人类一样正常交流,我觉得我的超能力很可能是动物会话。 17-year-old young girl: Has this matter? 17岁的少女:有这回事？ Greatly stupid pale: Naturally, when your Brother Tang has deceived you. 大笨淡:当然,你汤哥哥什么时候骗过你。 17-year-old young girl: Do you have to look for other animals to confirm? 17岁的少女:那你有找其他动物确认过吗？ Greatly stupid pale: Some looks for downstairs big dog to confirm, but it only meets woof Woof woof, Kuchurin was bad is far. 大笨淡:有找楼下的大狗确认,不过它只会汪汪汪,比库丘林差远了。 17-year-old young girl: You have the person to come black are such virtually impossible to guard against? 17岁的少女:你黑起人来都是这么让人防不胜防的吗？ Greatly stupid pale: No matter this first, I want to ask that your, what principle my superpower is? 大笨淡:这个先不管啊,我就想问你一下,我这超能力到底是什么原理？ 17-year-old young girl: Possibly because of the intelligence relations, you know, the cat is very intelligential animal, no matter frightened discussed strangely the mountains and plains interesting rumor, leaves leeway their legends, but your superpower probably is because awakens, can only exchange with the intelligence sufficient animal. 17岁的少女:可能是因为灵性的关系吧,你知道的,猫是很有灵性的动物,不管是惊悚怪谈还是山野趣闻,都留有它们的传说,而你的超能力大概是因为才觉醒,只能和灵性充足的动物进行交流。 Greatly stupid pale: The black dog blood can avoid evil influences, I feel dog also very intelligential. 大笨淡:黑狗血能避邪,我觉得狗也很有灵性啊。 17-year-old young girl: You thought that is cat mother many bitches are many? Is cat mother's the fame of fame bitch is greatly big? 17岁的少女:那你觉得是猫娘多还是狗娘多？是猫娘的名气大还是狗娘的名气大？ Greatly stupid pale:...... 大笨淡:…… Greatly stupid pale: You said well are reasonable, I actually had nothing to say in reply! 大笨淡:你说得好有道理,我竟然无言以对！