【Your good friend Yakumo Yukari invited you to join 2D Chatroom】 【你的好友八云紫邀请你加入二次元聊天室】 【Accepts / rejection】 【接受/拒绝】 ...... …… Looks the window that on the screen jumps out of suddenly, Tang Hao gawked for three seconds, in the heart flashes through one to be moved, then the mouse moves the window, pressed down the rejection deftly. 看着屏幕上突然跳出的窗口,汤昊愣了三秒,心中闪过一丝感动,然后鼠标移动到窗口,麻利的按下了拒绝。 Yakumo Yukari: „Gan! You do the yarn, what rejects?!” 八云紫:“淦！你搞毛线啊,拒绝什么？！” Pops up a chat window, attaches the Yakumo Yukari angry expression. 紧接着又弹出一个聊天窗口,附加八云紫愤怒的表情。 Tang Hao: „I have escaped the dwelling, was not your 2D person, naturally must reject. The words saying that you do the wool cotton suiting, what meaning suddenly wants me to add the group is?” 汤昊:“我已经脱宅了,不是你们二次元的人了,当然要拒绝啊。话说你才是搞毛线呢,突然要我加群是什么意思啊？” Yakumo Yukari: „Escapes the dwelling? Did you find the girlfriend?” 八云紫:“脱宅？你找到女朋友了？” Tang Hao: „No......” 汤昊:“没有啊……” Yakumo Yukari: „What dwelling do you take off/escape?” 八云紫:“那你脱个什么宅？” „......” This saying said that Tang Hao had nothing to say in reply for a while. “……”这话说得,汤昊一时无言以对。 Yakumo Yukari: „In brief, rubbish, the additional group, I have very important matter a bit faster and you discussed.” 八云紫:“总之,不要废话了,快点加群,我有很重要的事情和你商量。” Tang Hao: „What important matter? Can't private chat? Can the group?” 汤昊:“什么重要的事情？不能私聊？非得加群？” Yakumo Yukari had not replied, but sent in enter group invitation. 八云紫没有回答,而是又发来了入群请求。 Tang Hao is helpless, knew that Yakumo Yukari is six months matter, at that time also wallowed 2D him especially to like with this costume ID exchange, but Yakumo Yukari is also a netizen who he compares to chat comes. Because of the speech way man of opposite party, he thinks master who very much at first this number with oneself same digging out foot guy, until some voice discovered that the opposite party unexpectedly is a younger sister . Moreover the voice is clear, suddenly gave his big daydream actually. 汤昊无奈,认识八云紫已经是半年前的事情了,当时还沉迷二次元的他特别喜欢和这种戏服ID交流,而八云紫也是他比较聊得来的一个网友。因为对方的说话方式很男人,起初他以为这个号的主人是和自己一样的抠脚大汉,直到某次语音才发现对方竟然是个妹子,而且语音清脆,一时间倒是给了他不小的遐想。 But it is well known, Internet dating is impossible to have the result, therefore also merely was only the daydream. 但众所周知,网恋是不可能有结果的,所以也仅仅只是遐想了。 Even so, this with Yakumo Yukari these three characters as the younger sister of net ID, was still Tang Hao few friends, or simply, was the woman friend who he can speak only, therefore hesitant over and over, Tang Hao ultimately accepted the request of Yakumo Yukari. 但即便如此,这位以八云紫这三个字作为网名的妹子,仍然是汤昊为数不多的朋友,或者更干脆一点,是他唯一能够说得上话的女性朋友,所以犹豫再三,汤昊最终还是接受了八云紫的请求。 【You have joined 2D Chatroom】 【你已加入二次元聊天室】 【Your group name card be changed greatly stupidly to pale】 【你的群名片被更改为大笨淡】 Greatly stupid pale: „I depend, the movement must be so quick, are you using the thought to type? This name is what meaning!” 大笨淡:“我靠,动作要不要这么快,难道你是在用意念打字吗？还有这个名字到底是什么意思啊！” 17-year-old young girl: „Do not care about the detail, I thought your beforehand name did not have the 2D style, therefore helped you change specially , congratulated you to join 2D Chatroom.” 17岁的少女:“不要在意细节,我只是觉得你之前的名字太没有二次元风格了,所以特意帮你改了一下,那么,恭喜你加入二次元聊天室。” This 17-year-old young girl obviously was Yakumo Yukari. 这个17岁的少女显然就是八云紫了。 Although put in order probably, but a net ID, indeed is not worth caring, Tang Hao has not cared, the vision glances toward right, discovered that the population of this chatroom are unexpectedly miserable, even if in addition oneself still only five people. 虽然好像被整了,但一个网名而已,也的确没什么值得在意的,汤昊也就没放在心上,目光往右边一瞥,发现这聊天室的人数竟然少得可怜,就算加上自己也才区区五个人而已。 Patchouli GO: „Rookie is good.” 帕秋莉GO:“新人好啊。” Young five loli: „Welcome.” 小五萝莉:“欢迎欢迎。” Dead dwelling Kaguya Ji: „Rookie please explode the photo....... The old lady, changes quickly my name, I am not the dead dwelling!” 死宅辉夜姬:“新人请爆照。还有……老太婆,快把我的名字改回来,我才不是死宅！” 【Dead dwelling Kaguya Ji was banned word five minutes by manager 17-year-old young girl】 【死宅辉夜姬被管理员17岁的少女禁言五分钟】 Patchouli Go: „Did......” 帕秋莉Go:“又作死了……” Young five loli: „Therefore , why?” 小五萝莉:“所以说,何必呢？” 17-year-old young girl: „Kaguya, your road more walked was narrower, please treasure your account number.” 17岁的少女:“辉夜,你的路越走越窄了,请珍惜你的帐号。” Looks the net ID that these are full of the 2D style, Tang Hao some types by the feelings of two sickness surrounding, are understood immediately simultaneously again a profound truth- jurisdiction dog cannot offend! 看着这几个充满二次元风格的网名,汤昊顿时有种被中二病包围的感觉,同时再次明白一个深刻的道理-权限狗是不能得罪的！ Greatly stupid pale: „Words said, what group this is, how such several people?” 大笨淡:“话说,这是个什么群啊,怎么才这么几个人？” Young five loli: „Game group.” 小五萝莉:“游戏群。” Greatly stupid pale: „What plays?” 大笨淡:“什么游戏？” Tang Hao looked at the eye toward the group announcement, has not seen any game related prompt. 汤昊往群公告看了眼,没有看到任何游戏相关的提示。 Patchouli Go: „With the 2D little friends together the game that goes to other 2D world to play happily.” 帕秋莉Go:“和二次元的小伙伴们一起去其他二次元世界愉快玩耍的游戏。” Greatly stupid pale: „Emmmm???” 大笨淡:“emmmm？？？” 17-year-old young girl: „ Do not listen to them to talk nonsense, 17岁的少女:“别听她们胡扯, Their three were also just joins today, was like you. ” Greatly stupid pale: „They? Female?” 她们三个也是今天刚加入的,和你一样。”大笨淡:“她们？都是女的？” 17-year-old young girl: „Right, the feeling of sudden harem?” 17岁的少女:“对啊,是不是有一种突然后宫的感觉？” Greatly stupid pale: „......” 大笨淡:“……” Young five loli: „Ended ended, the pure youngster must fall to the enemy immediately.” 小五萝莉:“完了完了,纯真的少年马上就要沦陷了。” Greatly stupid pale: „Therefore , is this newly-built group?” 大笨淡:“所以说,这是新建的群喽？” 17-year-old young girl: „I do not know when this group constructs.” 17岁的少女:“我也不知道这个群是什么时候建的。” Greatly stupid pale: „Ha? What are you saying?” 大笨淡:“哈？你到底在说什么？” Patchouli Go: „Really was chaotic, I know.” 帕秋莉Go:“果然混乱了,我就知道。” 17-year-old young girl: „Said that I also long ago joined this group suddenly, because was first joining group, therefore became the manager, later one after some other many people joined, sent to burn punitive expedition and bi of eye bi, the ordinary elementary school three years to live and most like the sugar share like what flame, raising the floor expert and SSS Group regimental commanders, the god of death agents, the just partner wait/etc., liveliest time had more than 100 individuals probably.” 17岁的少女:“这么说吧,我也是在很久以前突然加入这个群的,因为是第一个加入的群员,所以就成了管理员,之后陆陆续续的又有很多人加入,像什么炎发灼眼的讨伐者、哔哩哔哩、平凡的小学三年生、最爱糖份、掀地板专家、SSS团团长、死神代理人、正义的伙伴等等,最热闹的时候大概有一百多个人吧。” 17-year-old young girl: „Until one day......, was actually yesterday, the group main vanished including other crowd of suddenly completely, the entire group only had me, but I also became the agent group lord.” 17岁的少女:“直到有一天……嗯,其实就是昨天,群主包括其他群员突然全部消失了,整个群只剩下我一个人,而我也成了代理群主。” Greatly stupid pale: „Agent group main this type of thing?” 大笨淡:“还有代理群主这种东西的？” 17-year-old young girl: „Does not believe you to read my material.” 17岁的少女:“不信你看我的资料啊。” The Tang Hao point opens in the Yakumo Yukari group the material, really saw the agent group main these four characters behind ID. 汤昊点开八云紫的群内资料,果然在ID后面看到了代理群主这四个字。 This and this what at sixes and sevens? 这、这都什么乱七八糟的？ Greatly stupid pale: „Therefore, you because this matter does make me add your group?” 大笨淡:“所以,你就因为这事让我加你的群？” 17-year-old young girl: „Right, you did not think that this issue is very serious?” 17岁的少女:“对啊,难道你不觉得这个问题很严重吗？” Greatly stupid pale: „Was strangely strange, but was serious not to look actually.” 大笨淡:“怪是怪了点,但是严重嘛倒是没看出来。” 17-year-old young girl: „Very serious good, before crowd of normal times, our these group of friends can organize other 2D world to play, but turns into the dying group now all of a sudden, group rank direct clear, even also faced the danger that dismissed to know these you can also speak with the tone?” 17岁的少女:“很严重的好吧,以前群正常的时候,我们这些群友都可以组团去别的二次元世界玩耍,但现在一下子变成死群,群等级直接清零,甚至还面临解散的危险知道了这些你还能用刚才的语气来说话吗？” Greatly stupid pale: „Ha?” 大笨淡:“哈？” Tang Hao before screen gawked immediately, what silly skirt words that silly skirt netizen this spoke? 屏幕前的汤昊顿时愣了下,傻屌网友这都说的什么傻屌话？ Greatly stupid pale: „You were said that this group also did have to pass through to the function of 2D world?” 大笨淡:“你是说这个群还拥有穿越到二次元世界的功能？” 17-year-old young girl: „Right.” 17岁的少女:“对啊。” Greatly stupid pale: „Who are you?” 大笨淡:“那你又是谁？” 17-year-old young girl: „I naturally am Yakumo Yukari.” 17岁的少女:“我当然是八云紫啊。” Greatly stupid pale: „That family background in fantasizing the township, lived does not know how many years actually must pretend the 17-year-old young girl actually, and mysteriously appeared and disappeared, the secret evil behind-the-scenes manipulator but who also liked peeping took on, in cracks monster Yakumo Yukari?” 大笨淡:“那个出身于幻想乡,活了不知道多少岁月却硬是要装作17岁的少女,并且神出鬼没,还喜欢偷窥的幕后黑手担当,隙间妖怪八云紫？” 17-year-old young girl: „......, although you me black enough, but this time to prove my status, I forgave you, right, I was that Yakumo Yukari.” 17岁的少女:“……虽然你把我黑了个够,但这次为了证明自己的身份,我就原谅你了,没错,我就是那个八云紫。” Tang Hao gawked for several seconds in front of the screen, although he also knows that some senior dwellings of present compare two, but enters the play is quite truly rare to this degree, if were the average person his also being disinclined manages, but this fellow after all and has over six months friendship, thinks, the decision attempted to treat. 汤昊在屏幕前愣了数秒,虽然他也知道现在的一些资深宅都比较中二,但入戏到这种程度确实还是比较少见的,如果是一般人他也懒得管了,但这家伙毕竟和自己有着半年多的情谊,想了想,还是决定尝试治疗一下。 Greatly stupid pale: „Awakes, the young girl, first did not say that here is three dimension world, I and Yakumo Yukari are impossible to become the netizen, even......” 大笨淡:“醒醒吧,少女,先不说这里是三次元世界,我和八云紫根本不可能成为网友,就算是……” Greatly stupid pale: „ Even you are really Yakumo Yukari, I said your old lady, you can also my head according to flksdjflksdjflkdsjf on the keyboard ; ldksjfisodufoids7yi9injlkjld 大笨淡:“就算你真的是八云紫,我说你一句老太婆,难道你还能把我的头按在键盘上flksdjflksdjflkdsjf;ldksjfisodufoids7yi9injlkjld Patchouli Go: „, Really had/left the code to be chaotic!” 帕秋莉Go:“哇,真的出码乱了诶！” Young five loli: „This is the face rolls the keyboard, is quite fierce!” 小五萝莉:“这就是脸滚键盘吗,好厉害！” Dead dwelling Kaguya Ji: „, The old lady left prison finally!” 死宅辉夜姬:“靠,老娘总算出狱了！”