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After sailors incident. 经过水军事件之后。 The Kitahara Kaede novel can be the penetrating fire in a stove, that leaves the pen. 北原枫的小说可以算是彻底火了,还是出圈的那种。 Especially many celebrities retransmit Twitter, is equal to the innumerable invisible advertisements, one week later announced that directly conducts fourth to brush, in short seven days sold about six and 7 million volume. 尤其是许许多多的名人转发推特,等于无数的无形广告,以至于一周之后直接宣布第进行第四刷,短短七天内累计卖出了近六、七百万册。 This is inconceivable in the industry. 这在业界是不可思议的。 500,000 are the best-selling writers, 1 million can call it the monster, the authors of 5 million sales volumes, that has stood in pyramid peak, moreover most noted authors, usually need through one to for three years to realize this sales volume. 五十万已经是畅销作家,一百万可以称之为怪物,五百万销量的作者,那已经站在了金字塔的顶端,而且大多数知名作家,往往需要通过一到三年来实现这个销量。 Like Kitahara Kaede. 北原枫这样。 During a period of one week the crazy sale surpasses 5 million writers, with unprecedented described that is not overrated. 一周之内疯狂销售超过五百万的作家,用前无古人来形容都不为过。 Also passes this novel. 也通过这本小说。 Kitahara Kaede sprouting/moe obtained Edogawa Rampo to enjoy is new from the circle, becomes the well-known top big shot, others want to realize the jump of this rank, least must spend for ten years, publishes 67 novels. 北原枫在圈内从一个获得江户川乱步赏的萌新,一跃成为了人尽皆知的顶级大佬,其他人想要实现这种等级的跃迁,最少都要花费十年时间,出个六七本小说。 Famous. 出名了。 Also means that various trivial matters are following. 也就意味着各种琐事随之而来。 Iwamoto Kang Jiezai novel sells 5 million volume of times, calls him: Teacher Kitahara, the library here will conduct to celebrate the merit evening banquet for you on Saturday, when the time comes please must come to participate.” 岩本康介在小说卖出五百万册的时候,就给他打了个电话:“北原老师,文库这边周六将为你举办庆功晚宴,到时候请您务必过来参加。” Can?” “可以不去吗?” Kitahara Kaede sells the meeting, to celebrate the activity that other merit evening banquet kind of authors like to have no interest least bit to the new book, this is also he, although became famous, the reason that but actually in the network could not find his partly Zhang Zhen person picture is. 北原枫对新书发售会、庆功晚宴这类其他作者非常喜欢的活动没半点兴趣,这也是他虽然出名了,但其实网络上根本找不到他半张真人照片的原因所在。 Calculates. 算下来。 Around him has opened book signing. 他前后就开过一场签售会 At that time he was only by the rookie who Edogawa Rampo enjoyed to step into the industry, the popularity with the present missed several magnitudes, naturally no one interviewed him specially, group photo and so on activity, asked him to want a signature on book signing at most. 当时他只是个以江户川乱步赏踏入业界的新人,人气跟现在差了几个量级,自然没有人特意对他进行采访,合照之类的活动,顶多在签售会上找他要个签名。 Therefore up to now. 因此截止目前。 The new several hundred more than ten million readers think that Kitahara Kaede is an uncle. 新加入的几百上千万读者都以为北原枫是个大叔。 Only the old fan of first novel knows before, Kitahara Kaede is a high-school student, although they explained in the network diligently, but does not have the truth without the chart, others also when only looks at a joke. 只有以前第一本小说的老粉丝知道,北原枫是一个高中生,他们虽然在网络上努力解释,但是无图无真相,别人也只当看个笑话。 Kitahara Kaede the custom that likes the dream sound getting rich makes the editorial department have a headache very much. 北原枫喜欢梦声发大财的习惯让编辑部很头疼。 They like Kitahara Kaede are like the famous person, like this conducts book signing taking advantage of the heat degree and celebrates the merit evening banquet, even comes to a nation to tour book signing, can oneself build the nationally known star writer Kitahara Kaede. 他们更喜欢北原枫是个喜欢出名的人,这样借着热度多举办签售会和庆功晚宴,甚至来个全国巡回签售会,就可以将北原枫本人打造成闻名全国的明星作家。 When the time comes Kitahara Kaede is big IP. 到时候北原枫本身就是一个大IP。 If the common author, they will definitely not make Kitahara Kaede so willful, anything moves does not participate. 要是一般的作者,他们肯定不会让北原枫这么任性,啥活动都不参加。 But Kitahara Kaede is different. 北原枫不一样。 His special status suspends here, library here has Iwamoto Kang Jieya, above can only the little darling shut up. 他特殊的身份摆在这里,文库这边有岩本康介压着,上头只能乖乖闭嘴。 But the nature of this evening banquet is different. 但这次晚宴的性质不一样。 Breaks through 500,000 not to manage to celebrate the merit evening banquet. 突破五十万可以不办庆功晚宴。 Breaking through 1 million do not manage is a little unreasonable, but belongs category that can accept, the author who because breaks through 1 million sales volumes will have, will not make people think arrogant, does not want to integrate in the circle. 突破一百万再不办就有点不合理,但属于能够接受的范畴,因为突破百万销量的作者有很多,并不会让人觉得恃才傲物,不想融入到圈子里。 But if breaks through 5 million not to manage. 但要是突破五百万都不办的话。 Then in the writer by the circle believes that Kitahara Kaede does not want to integrate this circle, regards as the range chicken earthenware dog that them collapses at the first blow, is looking down upon them in disguised form, even is declaring war them. 那么就会被圈内作家认为,北原枫不想融入这个圈子,将他们视为不堪一击的土鸡瓦狗,也变相是在看不起他们,甚至是在对他们进行宣战。 What the writers are most important is the face and bone. 文人最重要的是面子和骨头。 Since you started the group to jeer, even if you were recently the hot writer, then must fight one fight with you. 既然你都发动了群嘲,就算你是最近炙手可热的作家,那么也要跟你斗上一斗。 Naturally does not buy the sailors and so on method of low. 当然不是买水军之类下三滥的手段。 But is frank and upright, from now on Kitahara Kaede will send the recent work each time, they will send the recent work to contend with Kitahara Kaede. 而是光明正大,今后北原枫每次发新作,他们都会发新作跟北原枫一较高下。 Even if Kitahara Kaede can win finally. 就算北原枫最后能赢。 Also inevitably is the mutually wounded aspect, because the wallet of reader is so big, was diverged to sell several volume. 也必然是两败俱伤的局面,因为读者的钱包就那么大,被分流出去能卖个几册。 ...... …… After Iwamoto Kang Jie gives the Kitahara Kaede principle to be clear these ways . 岩本康介将这些门道给北原枫理清楚之后。 He said to Kitahara Kaede again: Therefore Teacher Kitahara, this time celebrates the merit evening banquet, you do not like, must beam with joy, this will relate to make the future career development, only if you must set up countless enemies for yourself.” 他重新对北原枫说道:“所以北原老师,这次庆功晚宴,你再不喜欢,都必须去露个脸,这关系到令今后的事业发展,除非您非要为自己树立无数个敌人。” I knew, I will participate on time.” “我知道了,我会准时参加的。” Then please prepare well, at the appointed time the editions besides not dead Sichuan Bookstore affiliated major libraries, the newsman, the industry noted author will take the honored guest to participate, witnesses a birth of 5 million sales volume writers together.” Iwamoto Kang Jie hung up the telephone with a smile: Moreover celebrates the merit evening banquet, you can lead a female companion to participate.” “那么请您好好准备,届时除了不死川书店旗下各大文库的编辑,还有新闻记者,业界知名作家都会作为嘉宾来参加,共同见证一位五百万销量作家的诞生。”岩本康介笑着挂断了电话:“另外庆功晚宴,您可以带一位女伴参加。” After hanging up the telephone . 挂断电话之后。 Kitahara Kaede feels a little has a headache, moves regarding this kind of meeting rudeness with a smile, his really a little bitter hand. But since complied, did not go is not good. 北原枫感觉有点头疼,对于这类陪笑脸活动,他真的有点苦手。但既然答应下来了,不去也不行。 After all cannot pass with whom, can not pass with money. 毕竟跟谁过不去,别跟钱过不去。 If offended industry all authors, later daily was blocked, that is bothersome enough. 要是得罪了业界所有的作者,以后天天被人阻击,那才是有够烦的。 Whom the day after tomorrow can lead to go?” “不过后天要带谁去呢?” What Kitahara Kaede first thinking is Iino Miko. 北原枫第一个想到的是伊井野弥子 After all she is his fiancee, attended this evening banquet, Iino Miko is first position. 毕竟她是他的未婚妻,出席这种晚宴,伊井野弥子是第一顺位者。 Eriri and Yukino Yukinoshita are also the good candidates. 英梨梨雪之下雪乃也都是不错的人选。 The reason is simple. 原因非常简单。 They except for are his lover, but also is the prestigious family thousand gold (daughter). 她们除了是他的恋人,还都是名门千金。 Like this evening banquet, they participate from infancy to maturity are innumerable, and eats meal to drink water simply, can take care of equally when the time comes in him, the person who so as to avoid his first attended the evening banquet makes the disgraced action. 像这种晚宴,她们从小到大参加过无数次,跟吃饭喝水一样简单,到时候可以照应在他,免得他一个初次参加晚宴的人做出丢人之举。 Why this is also Katō Megumi obviously is also a girlfriend. 这也是为什么加藤惠明明也是女友。 However Kitahara Kaede had not actually considered reason that leads her to go. 但是北原枫却没有考虑带她去的原因。 Whom then in three people should choose? 那么三人中该选择谁呢? Kitahara Kaede hesitant, actually sounded the gate of next door Kasumigaoka Room Utaha. 北原枫犹豫了一下,却敲响了隔壁霞之丘诗羽的门。 Yes. 是的。 After he ponders . 他左思右想之后。 Finally decided does not bring Iino Miko, does not bring Eriri and Yukino Yukinoshita they. 最终决定既不带伊井野弥子,也不带英梨梨雪之下雪乃她们。 Their three people of banquet are no doubt experienced. 她们三人固然宴会经验丰富。 Has them to be able to give his intense relieved feeling. 有她们在能够给他强烈的安心感。 But they attend this banquet, is unable to gain any advantage. 但她们参加这种宴会,无法获得任何好处。 Kasumigaoka Utaha is different. 霞之丘诗羽就不一样。 This banquet regarding Kasumigaoka Utaha perhaps is an opportunity. 这次宴会对于霞之丘诗羽说不定是一次机会。 Before Iwamoto Kang Jie said. 之前岩本康介说了。 Attends this banquet, has the industry top edition, noted author, members of the media and so on. 参加这次宴会的,有业界顶级编辑,知名作家,媒体人士之类的。 Kasumigaoka Utaha is a light writer of fiction, if leads her to go to the banquet, he can lead her to mix a face to be ripe in these well-known editions front conveniently, this was equal to giving a channel of Kasumigaoka Utaha promotion top author. 霞之丘诗羽是个轻小说家,要是带她去宴会的话,他就可以顺手带她在那些知名编辑的面前混个脸熟,这等于给了霞之丘诗羽一个晋升顶级作者的渠道。 Again bad. 再不济。 These editors look in his face, does not dare pit Kasumigaoka Utaha. 那些编辑看在他的面子上,都不敢坑霞之丘诗羽 Therefore considers all the factors. 因此综合考虑。 Kasumigaoka Utaha is the rightest candidate. 霞之丘诗羽是最合适的人选。 ...... …… After the entrance opens . 门口打开之后。 What Kasumigaoka Utaha sees to knock on a door is some Kitahara Kaede surprise, after all in the family/home is still conducting the cold war with Kitahara Kaede, generally Kitahara Kaede will not come to knock her door, because knocked did not have the least bit use. 霞之丘诗羽看到敲门的是北原枫有些诧异,毕竟家里还在跟北原枫进行冷战,一般北原枫不会过来敲她的房门,因为敲了也没有半点用处。 Why as for said that does not have the least bit use. 至于为什么说没有半点用处。 This naturally is because...... 这当然是因为…… Bang! 砰! Like this, Kasumigaoka Utaha sees Kitahara Kaede, bang gave to close. 就像这样,霞之丘诗羽看到北原枫,砰一声就给关上门了。 As long as was denied entrance several, everybody can study intelligently. 但凡吃了几次闭门羹,谁都会学聪明。 Kitahara Kaede rubbed the nose awkwardly, looked that this matter is noisy, blames that what cold war union of Chisa organization. 北原枫尴尬的揉了揉鼻子,看这事闹的,都怪千纱组织的那个什么冷战同盟。 Studies the elder sister, I have the matter to discuss with you, please give me several minutes.” “学姐,我有事情跟你商量,请给我几分钟。” Kitahara Kaede continues to knock on a door. 北原枫继续敲门。 Finally. 终于。 The gate was opened again, Kasumigaoka Utaha is one attacks unavoidably: „ Kitahara-kun, actually you shake M? I have not seen like you, was just denied entrance, knocks again clearly knows that will be scolded, but must do that. 门再次被打开了,霞之丘诗羽不免又是一顿打击:“北原君,其实你是抖M吧?我还没见过像你这样,刚吃了闭门羹,再敲明知道会被骂一顿,还非要这么做的。 „ The previous time is abnormal, this time is to shake M, Kitahara-kun was getting more and more preliminary. “上次是变态,这次是抖M,北原君越来越低级了呢。 Kitahara-kun, was scolded obviously, why aren't you angry? 北原君,明明被骂了,你为什么不生气呢? „...... Are you excited? “难道……你是在兴奋? „, Is quite disgusting, you stare at my leg to look, also wants to make me step on you? “诶,好恶心,你老盯着我的腿看,难道还想让我踩你? Kitahara Kaede, please know when to stop, this way will carry off by the police sooner or later.” 北原枫,请适可而止,再这样下去迟早会被警察带走的。” „......” “……” If the continuous shell, abnormal, shakes M anything and so on title hangs toward him on, the opportunity of refuting did not give. 如连珠炮弹般,把什么变态、抖M之类的称号往他身上挂,连反驳的机会都不给。 Ok.” “好了。” After Kasumigaoka Utaha said a big skewer : Today the insult of share had ended, Kitahara Kaede satisfied the words, hurry to leave, here also has the matter to be busy, may not have the time to step on you with the foot.” 霞之丘诗羽说了一大串后:“今日份的辱骂已经结束,北原枫满足了的话,就赶紧离开吧,我这里还有事情要忙,可没有时间用脚踩你。” I do not want to be stepped on by study the elder sister!” “我也不想被学姐踩啊!” Kitahara Kaede protested: „It is not! I do not shake M and anomaly, this is you give my peaceful attribute completely arbitrarily.” 北原枫抗议:“不是!我根本不是抖M和变态,这全部都是你们擅自给我安的属性。” Hi ~ ~ “嗨~嗨~” Appearance that the expression that Kasumigaoka Utaha is perfunctory, frank and upright I have not listened. 霞之丘诗羽敷衍的表情,光明正大一副我没听进去的样子。 Kitahara Kaede is helpless, these labels looked like cannot wash off: Studies the elder sister, this time I really have the proper business to look for you, please give me ten minutes, asked.” 北原枫无奈,这几个标签看来是洗不掉了:“学姐,这次我真的有正事找你,请给我十分钟时间,拜托了。” „......, since Kitahara-kun said.” “……既然北原君这么说的话。” Kasumigaoka Utaha sees Kitahara Kaede to be earnest, then invited the room him. 霞之丘诗羽北原枫是认真的,便将他请进了房间。
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