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#182: Schrdinger ‚joke’


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Looked at for quite a while. 看了半天。 Kitahara Kaede cannot think that finally who this 50-year-old country character face is. 北原枫最终没能想起来这个50多岁的国字脸是谁。 Therefore Kitahara Kaede diverted the attention quickly. 因此北原枫很快转移了视线。 He placed him the vision with emphasis behind the body of that over 20 -year-old handsome man. 他将目光重点放在了他身后那个二十多岁英俊男子的身上。 If as expected. 如果不出意外的话。 That fellow definitely is his love rival. 那个家伙肯定就是他的情敌。 This fellow, old ox eats the tender grass unexpectedly.” “这个家伙,居然老牛吃嫩草。” In the Kitahara Kaede eye flashes through the complaint, because that handsome man at least is 25 years old, but Iino Miko is only 16 -year-old, two people missed nearly nine years old, it is fortunate that two can agree with such marrying. 北原枫眼中闪过怨念,因为那个英俊男子起码25岁,而伊井野弥子才16岁,两人差了近九岁,得亏两家能同意这样的联姻。 This firmer Kitahara Kaede robs the Iino Miko thought. 这更加坚定北原枫抢走伊井野弥子的念头。 Because the line of sight of Kitahara Kaede is sharp. 由于北原枫的视线过于犀利。 Stands is in a cold sweat in Fukuda and splendor behind assistant rattan wood forehead. 站在福田和辉身后的助理藤木额头冒出了冷汗。 Regarding Kitahara Kaede this person. 对于北原枫此人。 As the assistant of Fukuda and splendor, he must know. 作为福田和辉的助理,他不可能不知道。 Rather even Fukuda and splendor know is clear, why words must ask. 不如说甚至比福田和辉知道的还要清楚,要问为什么的话。 An assistant. 一名助理。 If not know by heart the Kitahara Kaede information, once inquired by Fukuda and splendor how could not say 123 to come the line. 如果不将北原枫的情报倒背如流,一旦被福田和辉询问,说不出个123来怎么行。 According to investigating information. 根据调查到的情报。 Kitahara Kaede by one's effort , helping Kaguya Shinomiya this insignificant tool, in six months, defeated several elder brothers, but also seized Shinomiya Family from the hand of father Shinomiya wild goose hut always the graceful position. 北原枫凭借一己之力,帮助四宫辉夜这个微不足道的工具,在短短的半年时间里,战胜了几个哥哥,还从父亲四宫雁庵的手中夺走了四宫家总帅的位置。 Kitahara Kaede is also considered as Shinomiya Family true secret control. 北原枫也被认为是四宫家的真正幕后掌控者。 In his eyes. 在他的眼中。 Wisdom of nearly monster Kitahara Kaede. 北原枫之智近乎妖。 Without firing a single bullet, the only intelligence pushes up the position of chief graceful Kaguya Shinomiya, this was really extremely shocking. 不费一兵一卒,单凭智力将四宫辉夜推上总帅之位,这实在是太过骇人听闻了。 In addition. 除此之外。 Kitahara Kaede looked through tried hard the Komeito more than 20 years of plans, making their Democratic Party benefit as the third party in a dispute, won 1 / 2 Congress seats, succeeded to help Fukuda and splendor at one fell swoop counterattack. 北原枫看破了努力了公明党二十多年的计划,让他们民主党渔翁得利,拿到了1/2的众议院席位,成功帮助福田和辉一举逆袭。 Unsurprisingly. 不出意外。 At the end of next month, object Fukuda and splendor that he gives loyalty to will take office cabinet prime minister. 下月末,他效忠的对象福田和辉将就职内阁总理大臣职务。 He also when production costs rise, prices rise too, a status of prime minister assistant, enough makes him walk sideways internally. 他也将水涨船高,一个首相助理的身份,足够让他在国内横着走。 All these all. 这一切的一切。 Completely is the Kitahara Kaede merit. 全部都是北原枫的功劳。 Although the information about Kitahara Kaede, still blocks until now firmly, has not made other parties know. 虽然关于北原枫的情报,至今仍旧牢牢封锁,不曾让其他党派知道。 However the core high level of Democratic Party, no one does not know Kitahara Kaede. 但是民主党的核心高层,没有一个人是不知道北原枫的。 President Fukuda and splendor regard also the master also ally Kitahara Kaede exists to consult. 总裁福田和辉更是将北原枫当成亦师亦盟友的存在来请教。 Kitahara Kaede a few words. 北原枫的一句话。 Even can let his behind rattan wood family/home flying ash annihilation. 甚至能让他身后的藤木家飞灰湮灭。 But as a qualified assistant, the ability of watching a person's every mood is most basic. 而作为一名合格的助理,察言观色的本领是最基本的。 Detected that the line of sight of Kitahara Kaede that say/way murder, how he is not possibly afraid...... 察觉到北原枫那道杀人的视线,他怎么可能不害怕…… If not Fukuda and splendor here. 如果不是福田和辉在这里的话。 He possibly exchanges the expression that flattered, knelt to lick Kitahara Kaede. 他可能都换上谄媚的表情,上去跪舔北原枫了。 Not only rattan wood detected the line of sight of Kitahara Kaede. 不仅藤木察觉到了北原枫的视线。 Presents except for Madame Iino, who does not crawl step by step from the basic unit, the ability of watching a person's every mood is one by one strong. 在座除了伊井野夫人,谁不是从基层一步步爬上去,察言观色的本领一个比一个强。 Almost at the same time. 几乎在同一时间。 Fukuda and splendor and Iino Miko father looks was standing rattan wood following the line of sight of Kitahara Kaede. 福田和辉和伊井野弥子的父亲顺着北原枫的视线看了一眼站着的藤木。 Especially Fukuda and splendor meaningful eyes. 尤其是福田和辉这意味深长的一眼。 Almost not looking to cry rattan wood. 差点没把藤木给看哭了。 He can through the look understand that the meaning of Fukuda and splendor- where have you provoked him? 他能够通过眼神明白福田和辉的意思-你在哪里招惹过他吗? He can pledge! 他可以发誓! Today he first time is true saw Kitahara Kaede, where has the opportunity to provoke the opposite party. 今天他是真正第一次见到北原枫,哪有机会招惹对方。 rattan wood feels very undeserved. 藤木觉得十分冤枉。 Does not dare to scratch the cold sweat. 连冷汗都不敢擦。 He dark under decided that later after disbanding, he must look for Kitahara Kaede alone, solves the conflicts. 他暗下决定,待会散伙之后,他一定要单独去找北原枫,化解彼此间的矛盾。 This contradiction does not reduce and solve. 这个矛盾不化解。 His assistant secretary cannot do probably. 他这个助理秘书大概是干不下去。 ...... …… Kitahara-kun, sits quickly sits quickly.” 北原君,快坐快坐。” The Iino Miko father greeted Kitahara Kaede to sit hastily: I am happen to chatting your novel with President Fukuda, that «Sixth Person of» was really splendid, was evaluated worthily for ten years the highest-level deductive.” 伊井野弥子的父亲连忙招呼北原枫坐下来:“正好我在跟福田总裁聊起你的小说,那本《第六人》真是太精彩了,不愧被评为十年来最高水平的推理小说。” Teacher Kitahara, fortunate meeting.” 北原老师,幸会啊。” Fukuda and splendor echoed what others say, take advantage of opportunity to open the topic. 福田和辉随声附和,顺势打开了话题。 In fact presents except for rattan wood who does not dare to speak has read this novel truly, where others have looked, is only the smalltalk excuse on government. 事实上在座除了不敢说话的藤木真正看过这本小说,其他人哪里看过,只是官场上的客套说辞而已。 After all by the Kitahara Kaede status. 毕竟以北原枫的身份。 Unexpectedly also expenditure so many times write the deductive. 居然还花费这么多功夫去写推理小说。 Fukuda and splendor two people felt, this probably is the Kitahara Kaede interest, as well as self-satisfied work. 福田和辉两人都觉得,这大概是北原枫的兴趣爱好,以及得意之作。 Like was commended his calligraphy is very good, he very happily will be the same. 就像被人称赞他的书法很好,他会很高兴一样。 Pleasantries naturally also speaking of idea on. 客套话当然也得说到点子上。 Therefore commended that the Kitahara Kaede work finished up. 所以称赞北原枫的作品就完事了。 Kitahara Kaede said hastily modestly: Fukuda, the erroneous approved, the erroneous approved, you called my Kitahara on the line.” 北原枫连忙谦虚道:“福田桑,谬赞了,谬赞了,您称呼我北原就行。” The basic politeness must say. 基本的礼貌还是要讲的。 Even if the opposite party is a love rival side, Kitahara Kaede has not really made the opposite party call him Teacher Kitahara. 即便对方是情敌一方,北原枫也没有真让对方称他为‘北原老师’。 Ha, that called Kitahara-kun.” “哈哈哈,那就叫北原君吧。” Fukuda and splendor were quite happy, thinks this is Kitahara Kaede is the exchange of gifts between friends, to the approval of alliance. 福田和辉相当高兴,认为这是北原枫是投桃报李,对联盟的认可。 Has not consulted this is......” “还未请教这位是……” Kitahara Kaede looked to the assistant of Fukuda and splendor, he wanted to understand well oneself love rival. 北原枫看向了福田和辉的助理,他希望好好了解一下自己的情敌。 However his these words, let the atmosphere instantaneous awkward silence. 然而他的这句话,让气氛瞬间冷场了下来。 Generally this situation. 一般这种场合。 No one will go to a manages assistant. 没有人会去管一个助理。 However the Kitahara Kaede beforehand line of sight, raises the assistant of Fukuda and splendor even now intentionally...... 但是北原枫之前的视线就算了,现在又故意提起福田和辉的助理…… What is this is suggesting? The eyes of Fukuda and splendor are narrowing the eyes slightly, the bad split vision wanders on Fujinobu's body. 这是在暗示什么吗?福田和辉的眼睛微微眯着,不善的余光在藤木的身上游荡。 rattan wood had been frightened to cry quickly. 藤木已经快被吓哭了。 North and Teacher Kitahara, my name were rattan wood Tsuguo.” “北、北原老师,我叫藤木次郎。” rattan wood replied hastily: You called me for rattan wood on the line.” 藤木连忙回答道:“您称呼我为藤木就行。” It is polite and modest. 还挺礼貌和谦虚的嘛。 Kitahara Kaede has the frustration...... 北原枫有种挫败感…… The long charm, the height is higher than him, the family background is better than him, stressed the politeness especially modestly, did not have 1.2 generations of attitudes. 长的帅气,身高比他高,家世比他好,特么还谦虚讲礼貌,没有一点二代的作风。 This special was very odd. 这特么就很离谱了。 He really can win this fellow? 他真能赢的过这个家伙? rattan wood Monarch......” “藤木君……” Kitahara Kaede knitting the brows head of: Always felt that a little looks familiar slightly.” 北原枫皱了皱眉头:“总感觉稍微有点眼熟啊。” Thought for quite a while. 想了半天。 Why Kitahara Kaede remembered Fukuda and splendor looks familiar finally with rattan wood. 北原枫总算想起福田和辉跟藤木为什么这么眼熟了。 He has watched the interview on the television! 他在电视上看过访谈啊! At that time like, Fukuda and splendor sat on the sofa, Fujinobu Station in back. 当时就是像这样,福田和辉坐在沙发上,藤木站在后边。 Therefore is this 50-year-old uncle under a prime minister? 所以这个50多岁的大伯是下任首相? Is back rattan wood his assistant? 后边的藤木是他的助理? Lying trough! 卧槽! In the Kitahara Kaede heart tens of thousands lying troughs have fluttered, has almost not attacked him compels ignorant. 北原枫心中几万个卧槽飘过,差点没把他打击懵逼了。 Under the love rivals have a suitable backer, but also especially is prime minister assistant, powerful...... 情敌有着下任首相当靠山,还特么是首相助理,位高权重…… The jokes opened in a big way feed. 玩笑开大了啊喂。 Kitahara Kaede is in a daze here, the look of Fukuda and splendor has one murderous aura. 北原枫在这里发呆,福田和辉的眼神已经带着一丝杀气了。 The smart people not possibly spoke naturally straightforward. 聪明人说话当然不可能直截了当。 He thought that Kitahara Kaede takes the smart person, said that slightly a little looking familiar, that is definitely suggesting anything. 他觉得北原枫作为聪明人,说略微有点‘眼熟’,那肯定是在暗示什么。 Does this rattan wood, have the issue? 这个藤木,难道有问题? Isn't Komeito or Liberal Democratic Party will place in his spy? 不会是公明党或者自民党安插在他身边的间谍吧? Assistant rattan wood realized the gravity of matter. 助理藤木意识到了事情的严重性。 At that moment can ignore the custom, inquired hastily: Where has Teacher Kitahara seen me? I am please disrespectful, here not with the memory that Teacher Kitahara meets, if offended Teacher Kitahara accidentally, but also please excuse me.” 当下也顾不上规矩,连忙询问道:“北原老师在哪里见过我吗?请恕我失礼,我这里并没有跟北原老师见面的记忆,如果无意中冒犯了北原老师,还请见谅。” Sees others continuously in the polite expression . Moreover the tone is very polite. 见别人一直在用敬语,而且语气十分礼貌。 Kitahara Kaede cannot certainly get angry, therefore false smile saying: I have looked at rattan wood on the television, at that time thought the rattan wood charming degree spells with idol some, therefore the memory is quite profound.” 北原枫当然也不能翻脸,因此皮笑肉不笑的说道:“我在电视上看过藤木桑,当时觉得藤木桑的帅气程度跟偶像有的一拼,所以记忆比较深刻。” Is only these?” “只是这些?” Other?” “还有其他的吗?” „......” “……” People speechless. 众人一阵无语。 rattan wood wishes one could to tidy up tomorrow. 藤木恨不得明天就去整容。 Fukuda and splendor therefore laugh, understands that Kitahara Kaede has been cracking a joke to the present probably. 福田和辉因此哈哈大笑,明白过来北原枫一直到现在大概都是在开玩笑。 But he had not responded that before Kitahara Kaede is cracking a joke, but also is overly suspicious and fearful. 而他之前却没有反应过来北原枫是在开玩笑,还在疑神疑鬼。 This probably is the disparity in boundary and intelligence quotient. 这大概就是境界和智商上的差距吧。 Is the joke that the smart people play such alternative? 聪明人开的玩笑都是这么另类吗? Fukuda and splendor self-ridicule shakes the head saying: Never expected that Kitahara-kun is such interesting person, worthily is Kitahara-kun, cracks a joke such unusual, interesting! Too interesting!” 福田和辉自嘲的摇摇头说道:“没有想到北原君是这么有趣的人,不愧是北原君啊,开个玩笑都这么的与众不同,有趣!太有趣了!” Although this cold joke is not funny. 尽管这个冷笑话并不好笑。 However the meaning of Fukuda and splendor was very obvious, that is smiles, smiles to me! 但是福田和辉的意思很明显了,那就是‘笑,都给我笑’! Therefore in the living room embarrassed smiles. 于是客厅中一阵尬笑。 Only then a Kitahara Kaede face compels ignorant, does not understand that had anything. 只有北原枫一脸懵逼,不明白发生了什么。 Assistant rattan wood relaxes at the same time, with cracking a joke: Teacher Kitahara, grows up too gracefully, I am sorry.” 助理藤木松了口气的同时,跟着开了个玩笑:“北原老师,长大太帅,我很抱歉。” He thought that echoes such a. 他觉得附和这么一句。 Can make the atmosphere more active. 能让气氛更加活跃。 The smile that however Kitahara Kaede echoes actually disappeared. 但是北原枫附和的笑容却消失了。 Why words must ask. 要问为什么的话。 This sentiment enemy spy is provoking absolutely!? 这个情敌特么绝对是在挑衅吗!? What is long too gracefully, I am sorry. 什么叫长得太帅,我很抱歉。 May endure what else cannot be tolerated. 是可忍孰不可忍。 Kitahara Kaede saw the opposite party to upset the table, he did not prepare to install, that laid cards on the table. 北原枫见对方已经掀桌子了,他也不准备装了,那就摊牌吧。 „......” “咳咳……” Kitahara Kaede coughed: Madame and Iino, the pleasantries come here for the time being, in fact I come today, the matter requested you comply.” 北原枫咳嗽了一声:“夫人、伊井野桑,客套话姑且到这里,实际上我今天过来,是有一件事情请求你们答应。” Kitahara-kun please say.” 北原君请说。” In two people of eyes flashes through the doubts, Fukuda and splendor are also quite curious. 两人眼中闪过疑惑,福田和辉也相当好奇。 Kitahara Kaede continues saying: I hope that can cancel this engagement.” 北原枫继续说道:“我希望能取消这次订婚。” The voice falls. 话音落下。 The entire living room fell into the strange silence. 整个客厅陷入了诡异的寂静。 Fukuda and splendor compelled directly ignorant, is this situation? 福田和辉更是直接懵逼了,这是怎么个情况? First spoke a cold joke, fooled he quite a while had not reflected that is a joke. 先是讲了个冷笑话,唬的他半天没反映那是个笑话。 Afterward also said that suddenly must cancel the engagement. 随后又忽然说要取消婚约。 Is this also the joke? 这也是笑话吗? Fukuda and splendor first step asked: Kitahara-kun, are you cracking a joke?” 福田和辉先一步问道:“北原君,你是在开玩笑吗?” Sorry, I am earnest.” “抱歉,我是认真的。” The reply of Kitahara Kaede, let Fukuda and splendor again fell into confusing. 北原枫的回复,再次让福田和辉陷入了迷惑。 The engagement is relating the treaty of alliance. 订婚关系着盟约。 Cancels the engagement then to mean that must relieve the alliance. 取消订婚便意味着要解除联盟。 Why can Kitahara Kaede relieve the alliance with their Democratic Party suddenly? 北原枫为什么忽然要跟他们民主党解除联盟? He must be elected as the prime minister obviously immediately. 明明他马上就要当选首相了啊。 Which perspective no matter from, relieves the treaty of alliance not to have the advantage with him. 不管从哪个角度来说,跟他解除盟约都没有好处。 Only if...... 除非…… He possibly does not regard the prime minister! 他可能当不成首相! However this could not convince, he has won 1 / 2 congressmen seat. 但是这也说不通啊,他已经拿到了1/2的众议院议员席位。 Only if Liberal Democratic Party, Komeito and reform faction these parties join up completely, otherwise is impossible to threaten him. 除非自民党、公明党、维新派这些党派全部联合起来,否则根本不可能威胁到他。 However do these parties possibly unite? 但是这些党派可能联合吗? Probability not over 1%. 机率不超过1%吧。 1%......” “1%……” Fukuda and splendor muttered, suddenly as if thought through, simultaneously was frightened. 福田和辉喃喃自语,忽然之间似乎想通了,同时被吓出了一身冷汗。 Yes! 是了! Possibilities of 1% failure! 还有百分之一失败的可能性啊! Thinks carefully. 仔细想想。 After attaining the enormous superiority, he relaxed directly vigilantly. 拿到巨大优势后,他直接放松了警惕。 Therefore Kitahara Kaede beforehand joke, this is matter that cancels the engagement, reminding him? 所以北原枫之前的笑话,还有这个取消订婚的事情,难道是在提醒他? No! 不! Reminded incessantly, should say that also had meaning of satire in inside. 不止是提醒,应该说还有讽刺的意味在里面。 Satirized him to relax to be vigilant that even the joke and non- joke could not distinguish clearly, but how also to scramble for the prime minister seat? 讽刺他放松警惕到了连玩笑和非玩笑都分不清,还怎么去争夺首相席位? Really. 果然。 The smart people in a moment are different. 聪明人说话就是不一样。 When he thinks that joke is not the joke, exactly is the joke ; When he thinks the joke is the joke, is actually not the joke. Therefore this cancels the engagement, is reminding and satirizing his recent actions absolutely. 当他以为那个玩笑不是玩笑的时候,恰恰是玩笑;当他以为玩笑就是玩笑的时候,其实又不是玩笑。因此这个取消订婚,绝对是在提醒和讽刺他最近的所作所为。 Kitahara-kun, I understood.” 北原君,我明白了。” Fukuda and splendor replied seriously, then prepared to continue anything time, the entrance heard the dings. 福田和辉郑重回答了一句,然后准备继续说什么的时候,门口传来门铃声。 Chisa and Kitahara Kaede parents came together. 千纱北原枫的父母一同过来了。
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