UPOH :: Volume #3

#436: Changes name


Flood Great Shaman this sudden a few words, simply are earth-shaking, day startled earth movement! 洪水大巫这突如其来的一句话,简直是石破天惊,天惊地动! Dao Alliance Seven Swords, Twelve Great Shaman remaining several, the Star Soul Continent Xu Duo/many high level, the collective was stupid! 道盟七剑,十二大巫剩下的几位,还有星魂大陆许多高层,集体都傻逼了! This...... 这…… This special...... I a moment ago auditory hallucination? 这特么……我刚才幻听了? Is the Heaven Patrolling Throne son, the Flood Great Shaman adopted son? 巡天御座的儿子,是洪水大巫的干儿子? This...... 这…… Western Sea Great Shaman and the others only felt that on the head kacha resounded the sudden and violent thunder. 西海大巫等人只感觉脑袋上咔嚓嚓的响起了暴雷。 one after another has a dizzy spell, the body sways, the complexion grey defeat, is staring the big eye, one after another was shocked, is dull silly on the spot. 一个个头晕目眩,身体摇晃,脸色灰败,瞪着大眼睛,一个个的都是愣住了,呆傻在原地。 Without cheats! 没这么坑人的! The fathers think that is only comes to see to watch the fun, attended the ceremony, starts to meet, studied the matter...... the result, who can think, this special was not only the matter of Zuo Changchang, unexpectedly matter of oneself! 老子们以为只是来看看热闹,观礼一下,也就开始开会,研究事儿了……结果,谁能想到,这特么不仅仅是左长长家的事儿,居然还是自己家的事儿! Boss Flood adopted son, then oneself these people are natural uncle generation, where can also say what?! 洪水老大的干儿子,那么自己这些人乃是理所当然的叔叔辈儿,哪里还要说什么?! If so attended the oneself nephew's wedding, one after another displays the welldoing that digs out to compel...... 若然是参加自己侄儿的婚礼,一个个表现成抠逼的德行…… This special must lose to the rhythm of generation after generations disgraced! 这特么是要丢人丢到生生世世的节奏! Let alone Raging Fire Ice Dark these people writing skill contrasts are complementing, must really be to carving of wedding, Zuo Xiaoduo was calling to the Raging Fire Ice Dark uncle one after another, kind, treats oneself and others, the belt/bring builds does not hesitate to manage, have't oneself several people can by Raging Fire profound deep that several joke second half world?! 更别说还有烈火冰冥这几人大手笔对比映衬着,要真是到了婚礼之刻,左小多烈火冰冥一口一口叔叔叫着,亲切至极,对待自己等几人,带搭不惜理的,自己几人还不得被烈火玄冥那几个笑话后半世人?! It is not good, is not good, does not have this principle certainly, absurd! 不行,不行,绝无此理,岂有此理! Now the circumstance is clear, Zuo Xiaoduo, is the boss adopted son...... 现在情势已然明朗,左小多,是自家老大的干儿子…… The truth is so! 真相便是如此! Eight Great Shaman, fall into collectively dumb as a wooden chicken, condition of staring dumbfounded. 八位大巫,集体陷入呆若木鸡,瞠目结舌的状态。 At this time, only listened to Zuo Changlu saying: Brother Hong do not mind, everyone does not have the bystander, must calm down ten million/countless, when the day of wedding you must sit well are drinking the wife tea...... because some no external objects angry may not be healthy.” 这时,只听左长路说道:“洪兄千万不要介意,大家也没有外人,千万要消消气,等到婚礼的正日子你还要端坐着喝媳妇茶呢……就因为一些有的没的外物气坏了身体可就不好了。” Flood Great Shaman snort/hum, said: This group does not give the thing of long face, holds back at my life important matter specially! The old man adopted son marries, they only want to deliver a fish unexpectedly, if said that the ritual light affection is heavy, always intention, but they are clearly perfunctory......” 洪水大巫哼了一声,道:“这一帮不给长脸的东西,专门在我人生大事上拖后腿!老夫干儿子结婚,他们居然就只想送一条鱼,若说礼轻情意重,总还有份心意,可他们分明就是敷衍……” Responsible Western Sea Great Shaman only felt that the oneself hands and feet did not have the place to put, lowered the head saying: boss, this, this is not does not know......” 首当其冲的西海大巫只感觉自己手脚都没地方放了,低着头道:“老大,这个,这不是不知道么……” The murder general vision looks at Ice Dark Great Shaman while convenient, Raging Fire Great Shaman also has Cinnabar Emptiness Great Shaman! 顺便将杀人一般的目光看着冰冥大巫,烈火大巫还有丹空大巫 These three have the son not to have the thing of fart that anything eye, has definitely had long known! 这三个生儿子没屁那啥眼的东西,肯定是早就知道了! You know also knew, may conceal the truth tightly, clearly hides malicious intent under a fair countenance, this time, really was really dies by the pit! 你们知道了也就知道了,可瞒得这么紧,分明就是包藏祸心,这一次,真真是被坑死了! The Ice Dark Great Shaman helpless booth lets go: What look is your? Some boss clear words did not let say early where I do dare to divulge this and other huge secrets? Did the words say your gifts? Everyone is waiting, what you grumble? A bit faster with. That fish that Brother Western Sea, you fishes for personally?” 冰冥大巫无奈的摊摊手:“你那是什么眼神?老大早有明言不让说,我哪敢泄露这等天大的机密?话说你们的礼物呢?大家都在等着呢,你们磨叽什么?快点拿出来。西海哥,你亲手捕捞的那条鱼呢?” My fish your younger sister! 我鱼你妹妹! Western Sea Great Shaman glowers, wishes one could to swallow to fall the stomach Ice Dark Great Shaman one! 西海大巫怒目而视,恨不得将冰冥大巫一口吞落肚! But next moment, but sees the Western Sea Great Shaman complexion suddenly changes, the full cold sweat, streaming to brave from the forehead suddenly, saw only Western Sea Great Shaman one to cover the belly, at the same time painful extreme saying: boss...... oh...... I...... the sudden belly loves...... me to result under......” 可是下一刻,但见西海大巫脸色陡然一变,突然间满头冷汗,从额头上涔涔冒了出来,只见西海大巫一手捂住肚子,一边痛苦万状的说道:“老大……哎哟……我不知怎地……突然肚子疼……我必须得出去下……” Said that does not wait for answering, moves sideways to disappear. 说完不等回话,一闪身就不见了。 In the next flash, the people heard...... are Western Sea Great Shaman leave on behalf of the tearing space sound obviously most urgent generally. 在下一刹那,众人才听到了代表撕裂空间的声响……显然是西海大巫急如星火一般地离开了。 As for is so anxious, does, everyone who he walks is well aware, definitely looked for the gift to go...... 至于他走的这么急,干什么去了,大家都心知肚明,肯定去找礼物去了…… Had this precedent, others naturally also follow the example, various problem upper bodies, including beforehand have prepared No Poison Great Shaman suddenly. 有了这个先例,其他人自然也都有样学样,各种毛病陡然上身,包括之前有所准备的无毒大巫 Thunderstorm Great Shaman: mysterious yo...... has a headache...... to hurt......” whiz, without shadow. 雷暴大巫:“奥哟……头疼……疼疼疼……”嗖,没影了。 Wind Emperor Great Shaman: „...... The neck hurts......” whiz! 风帝大巫:“啊……脖子疼……”嗖! Bamboo Tip Great Shaman: How the eye will hurt suddenly......” whiz! 竹芒大巫:“怎么会突然间眼睛疼……”嗖! Golden Scale Great Shaman: Oh I suddenly think, I need to go to bathroom......” whiz! 金鳞大巫:“哎哟我突然想起来,我需要上个厕所……”嗖! Boundless Great Shaman: I...... my also belly hurts......” 无边大巫:“我……我也肚子疼……” Other Great Shaman: „...... Good uncomfortable......” 其他大巫:“……好难受……” Eight Great Shaman, various types hurt the law to show, then collective one after another vanishes to disappear. 八位大巫,各种疼法彰显一个遍,然后一个接一个的集体消失不见了。 The Flood Great Shaman air/Qi resulted in the face purple! 洪水大巫气得脸都紫了! Really gives me to lose face!” “真给我丢人!” Zuo Changlu laughs: „It is not angry, is not angry, such minor matter where was worthwhile the vitality/angry?” 左长路哈哈大笑:“不生气,不生气,这么点小事哪里就值当生气了?” Others also whispered at heart, eight Great Shaman went out to make the gift to go, but this time went out also many to the thought that the subordinate reminded, has not delivered hurrying of congratulatory gift to trade precious, has delivered again increasing price, making fun is being doomed, now hurries to recover is proper...... 其他人也都是心里嘀咕起来,八位大巫出去弄礼物去了,而此番出去也不乏是给手下人提个醒的念头,没送贺礼的赶紧换贵重点的,已经送了的再加码,闹笑话已经是注定的了,现在赶紧补救是正经…… With intermediate levels that everyone sways but actually, shame disgraced, but these Heavenly Kings cannot also one and loses face...... 跟着大家来晃荡的中层们倒也罢了,丢人就丢人吧,但是那些天王们可不能也一并丢了人…… This everyone can look, but others...... 这点大家都看得出来,但是其他人…… Star Soul Continent naturally can not think this matter, because everyone prepared. 星魂大陆的自然可以不想这事儿,因为大家本来就准备得足足的。 However that side Dao Alliance Seven Swords also somewhat was awkward. 但是道盟七剑那边就也有些尴尬了。 This, that the oneself gift is a little seemingly insufficient, seemingly must raise a standard again, how saying that can't compare these Great Shaman little? 这个,那个,自己的礼物貌似有点不足,貌似还要再上调一格,怎么说也不能比那些大巫们少很多吧? If a little disparity everyone also recognized, but if by the steamroll, in the face may not be unattractive...... 若只是有点差距大家也认了,但要是被碾压,脸面上可就不好看了…… Therefore everyone one after another also starts to start to consider at heart, simultaneously rejoiced very much: Luckily oneself not flustered takes...... 所以大家一个个的也开始心里开始考虑,同时很是庆幸:幸亏自己没有急吼吼的就拿出来…… Now are many a opportunity, naturally must treasure. 现在多了一个机会,自然要珍惜。 Even was treated as the distinguished guest already the Toad Saint overhaul that takes a seat, is considering at heart, how should oneself do? 甚至被当作贵宾早已入座的蟾圣大修,也是心里在思虑着,自己该怎么做? Wanted to give a gift conveniently, but now...... 原本想要随手送一点礼物的,但是现在…… It is not seemingly good. 貌似不行啊。 father lived two lifetime, has not seen a biological father adoptive father to scurry to want the wedding of gift...... 老子活了两辈子,都没见过一个亲爹一个干爹这么上赶着要礼物的婚礼啊…… „After wedding ended, everyone do not walk.” “婚礼结束后,大家不要走。” Zuo Changlu said to Flood Great Shaman and Daoist Lei: I currently an idea, has matter about the Demon Clan return, in wants to be possible when Demon Clan returns, continent has not approached, but also without that time of fusion...... first came a wave of interception sneak attack......, if intercepted successfully, battled regarding later, had the help greatly, will reduce the later pressure greatly!” 左长路洪水大巫雷道人说道:“我现在有一种想法,乃是有关于魔族归来之事,在想有没有可能在魔族归来的时候,大陆还未靠近,还没有融合的那个时候……就先来一波截击偷袭……如果截击成功,对于以后作战,大有助益,将大大减轻了之后的压力!” Flood Great Shaman and Daoist Lei and the others hearing this simultaneously eye suddenly one bright, even is somewhat excited! 洪水大巫雷道人等人闻言齐齐眼睛猛然间一亮,甚至有些激动! When continent returns, Demon Clan continent also definitely has some experts, protects and sustains continent that oneself occupy full power, is impossible to disregard wallops crazily, if the domineering dashes, two continent will only perish together, was finished together. 大陆归来的时候,魔族大陆也肯定有一部分高手,全力护持自家占据的大陆,不可能不管不顾的狂猛冲上来,若是强势冲撞,两块大陆只会同归于尽,一同完蛋。 What however doesn't here have to aid to obtain the news to be ambushed to have to aid? 但是这边已经没有了接应得到消息就被伏击会有什么接应? Therefore all can only come by Demon Clan oneself. 所以一切只能由魔族自己来。 At that time Demon Clan many experts, in supporting continent before return fusion, at least to supporting this matter was ending the beforehand these experts, with discarding not different. 彼时的魔族众多高手,在支撑大陆到回归融合之前,至少到撑持着这件事结束之前的那些个高手,是与废掉无异的。 The oil lamp is completely dry, the air/Qi spatial strength completely, whole body strength might ten do not save one, is settled, fact that can foresee! 油尽灯枯、气空力尽,全身力量威能十不存一,乃是板上钉钉,可以预见的事实! But at this time, if can come one to attack suddenly, overdrew the expert of strength to wipe out these all...... did not say that fought elimination half, but eliminated the Demon Clan almost 1/3 effective strengths to anticipate! 而这种时候,若是能来一个突然袭击,将那些透支了力量的高手尽数打掉的话……不说一战消灭一半,但消灭了魔族差不多三分之一的有生力量是可以预期的! This is the huge victory! 这可是巨大的战果! Regarding final result, has endures the function of potential of inclined victory and defeat inestimably and fully. 对于最终的结果,也有着不可估量、足堪倾斜胜负之势的作用。 Flood Great Shaman sat straight the body suddenly, the both eyes falcon was common: Can achieve?” 洪水大巫猛然坐直了身子,两眼鹰隼一般锐利:“能做到?” Everything depends on human effort, why cannot!?” “事在人为,为什么不能!?” Zuo Changlu sinking sound said. 左长路沉声道。 You must know, Demon Clan continent returns, although is inevitable, but the contacts of two continent flicker...... the key are that flash, inevitably along with the earth shook and heavens spun shook, to Demon Clan continent is greatest calamity, regarding us, was collapses regarding three continent similarly day of calamity......” Daoist Lei is also the facial expression also suddenly earnest. “你要知道,魔族大陆归来虽然乃是必然,但两大陆的接触不过一瞬……关键是那一瞬间,必然伴随着天摇地动,对魔族大陆是莫大灾厄,对于咱们这边,对于三大陆同样是塌天灾厄……”雷道人也是神情也猛然热切了起来。 Remembers the Demon Ancestor Rahu legend, on everyone mouth said meets strongly, but the heart might as well say that fears the character. 想起魔祖罗睺的传说,大家嘴上说竭力以应,但心底未尝不道一个惧字。 Yes, fears, frightened also good, dreads, alarmed and afraid anything, to mention just a few! 是的,就是惧,恐惧也好,畏惧也罢,惊惧什么的,不一而足! Seriously to, one-to-one no one is that Demon Ancestor opponent, this point, everyone on the scene, knows fairly well, is well aware! 当真对上,一对一没有人是那位魔祖的对手,这一点,在场的所有人,都是心中有数,心知肚明! Even if...... is also not necessarily able to contend with Demon Ancestor jointly! 哪怕是联手……也未必能够抗衡魔祖 That is really the first ominous person who ominous name shocks the past and present! Has the first under heaven to slaughter the most precious object in the hand, entering the stage is invincible! 那位实在是凶名震撼古今的第一凶人!更有天下第一杀戮至宝在手,出场便是无敌! The ambush, is really the people can think that best opposing the enemy way. 伏击,委实是众人所能想到的,最佳的对敌方式。 Especially perhaps in the delicate moment of that continent fusion, is Demon Ancestor also leaps does not intend to fight full power? 尤其是在那大陆融合的微妙时刻,便是魔祖恐怕也腾不出手全力战斗吧? I can only say, this is an opportunity, the opportunity of opportunity must not be lost time won't come again, regardless of the assurance size, must try with every effort. After all between our three continent and Demon Clan continent, the standpoint extreme, then only has one point of possibility, must attempt with every effort.” Zuo Changlu said is very ambiguous. “我只能说,这是一次机会,机不可失时不再来的机会,无论把握大小,都要尽力一试。毕竟咱们三大陆魔族大陆之间,立场极端,便只有一分可能,也要尽力尝试。”左长路说的很含糊。 But is because this ambiguous, everyone instead attaches great importance. 但就是因为这份含糊,大家反而更加重视。 Because no one can determine that which direction Demon Clan from will return. 因为没有人能确定魔族会从哪个方向归来。 Zuo Changlu can a little clue, thus under the arrange/cloth in view of the strategy, this is the extreme extraordinary matter, even if made a mistake not so- said. 左长路能有点头绪,因而布下针对策略,这本身就已经是极端了不起的事情了,哪怕是错了也没所谓。 You.” “还有你。” Flood Great Shaman turns the head, looks at Lei Changtian saying: You need to change a nickname.” 洪水大巫转头,看着泪长天道:“你需要改个外号了。” Lei Changtian straightens one's neck saying: Why? Only then can he call it Demon Ancestor? Amn't I good?” 泪长天梗着脖子道:“凭什么?难道就只有他能称之为魔祖?我就不行?” His question, listens in the people ear, those who come as a surprise to Lei Changtian is, everyone, nods gently. 他这一句问话,听在众人耳朵里,出乎泪长天预料的是,所有人,都是轻轻地点了点头。 Approved the content of this question. 认可了这一句反问的内容。 Yes, except for him, really no one can be called Demon Ancestor again!” “是的,除了他,委实再没有任何人能称为魔祖!” When Demon Ancestor has not returned, you called anything not to relate, but after...... Demon Ancestor returned, your name, offended his taboo, will become him to be near Star Soul first to set up the prestige object again, most important in view of goal!” “在魔祖没有归来的时候,你叫什么都没关系,但是……魔祖归来之后,你这个名字,触犯了他的大忌,将会成为他再临星魂的第一个立威对象,首要针对目标!” Flood Great Shaman said slowly: Really by that time, regardless of others whether acts with enough time, you must the first body die inevitably! Absolutely there is no lucky!” 洪水大巫缓缓道:“真到那时候,无论其他人是否来得及动作,你都要必然第一个身死!绝对没有任何的侥幸可言!” In the Lei Changtian heart refuses to accept, wants the opens the mouth speech. 泪长天心中不服,就要张口说话。 But Zuo Changlu has waved, said with the irrefutable tone undeniably: You later cannot call Demon Ancestor, changes name to call the demon two.” 左长路已经挥挥手,用不容置疑不容辩驳的口气说道:“你以后不能叫魔祖了,改名叫魔二吧。”
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