Lightsmiling of Flood Great Shamanon the seat, the blade edgegenerallooklookson the Ice Dark Great Shamanface, an invisibleimposing manner, passes the bodydirectly, seized the throat of Ice Dark Great Shaman!洪水大巫在座位上淡淡的笑着,刀锋一般的眼神看在冰冥大巫脸上,一股无形的气势,直接透体而出,掐住了冰冥大巫的喉咙!Tightening.
收紧。InIce Dark Great Shaman of daicockyChinese zithersuddenlystuffysnort/hum, immediately a faceon the purplebulge, a few wordscould not say, the body was unable to move, only thenlookinentreatypitifullooks atFlood Great Shaman......
正在嘚嘚瑟瑟的冰冥大巫猛然间闷哼一声,随即一张脸就紫胀了起来,一句话也说不出,身体还不能动,只有眼神在哀求的可怜的看着洪水大巫……On the Flood Great Shamanfacelookserene, exchanged greetingswithZuo Changlu.洪水大巫脸上神色风轻云淡,与左长路寒暄。„!”
“喀嚓!”„kacha!”
“咔嚓!”„kacha!”
“咔嚓!”
The neck of Ice Dark Great Shamanwas pinchedthreetimes.冰冥大巫的脖子被捏断了三次。Thenwhenshown the whites of the eyes, finallyloosens, the breathhas strokedall at once, the neckreturns to the original condition.
然后在已经翻白眼的时候,终于松开,一股气息拂过,脖子恢复原状。In the Ice Dark Great Shamanearhearsonethinsuch as the voice of mosquitoblack fly.冰冥大巫耳朵里传来一声细如蚊蚋的声音。„Youcontinued.”
“你继续说。”Ice Dark Great Shamangasps for breathfinally, saidloudly: „The bosswisesupernatural might, unifiedrivers and lakes, is the idol of mylifetime, todayis really graceful! Hahaha...... mybossissuchcharming!”冰冥大巫终于喘了一口气,大声道:“老大英明神武,一统江湖,乃是我毕生的偶像,今天真帅!哈哈哈……我老大一直都是这么帅气!”Was saying the flatteringlooklooks atFlood Great Shaman.
说着谄媚的眼神看着洪水大巫。
The Flood Great Shamancomplexionis motionless.洪水大巫脸色不动。Ice Dark Great Shamansmiling of embarrasedly, turns the headto saytoRaging Fire Great Shaman: „Reallyislikesbeing patted......”冰冥大巫讪讪的笑了笑,转头对烈火大巫道:“果然是个喜欢被拍……”Raging Fire Great Shamancoveredhismouthquick of eye and hand, the facewas blue: „Shut up! Let alone!”烈火大巫眼疾手快的捂住了他的嘴,脸都青了:“闭嘴!别说了!”Another side.
另一边。Daoist Leiis twitching the corners of the mouth, the say/way of being unintelligible: „Yourthisis......”雷道人抽搐着嘴角,不知所云的道:“你们这是……”Hewas the thoroughdizzy.
他是彻底的晕了。YourZuo Changchangtreats as the guestFlood Great Shaman, thatisindisputable, but why hisFlood Great Shamansat the masterposition, according to the rank, how manymeanings the positionevencompared withYou Xingchen can also heavier...... thisbe?
你左长长将洪水大巫当做客人,那是无可厚非,但他洪水大巫凭什么坐到了主人位置,按排行来说,位置甚至比游星辰还要更重……这是几个意思?ButZuo Changludid not explain,thenarranges the guestorder.
可左长路并不解释,转而安排客人次序。
The followingfirstpositionis one's turnToad Saint: „ThisisToad Saintyour excellency...... the senior came from far away, deeply feels the great kindness...... to invite, please sit down.”
接下来的第一顺位就轮到蟾圣:“这位就是蟾圣阁下……前辈远道而来,深感盛情……请,请坐。”ThenDaoist Lei, as well asotherDao Alliancesixswords.
然后才雷道,以及其余道盟六剑。AgainthennottoShaman AllianceGreat Shamanarrangementguest seat, butnoisysatwithYou DongtianZither FiendBlade Demonand the others.
再然后也没有给巫盟大巫安排客位,而是随着游东天琴煞刀魔等人乱哄哄的一起坐了下来。NumerouspositionGreat Shaman: „???”
众位大巫:“???”Weare not the guests, howto callsuchcasually, this...... today'sthismatterdoes, making one not trace the mind.
我们难道不是客人,怎么招呼得这么随便,这……今天这事儿搞得,让人摸不到头脑啊。„Brother Hong, a whileis responsible for the matter of master of ceremoniesbyOld You, believes that youwon't mind?” The Zuo Changluwhole face is completely amiable, easesay/way
“洪兄,一会儿由老游负责司仪之事,相信你不会介意吧?”左长路满脸尽是蔼然,悠然道Flood Great Shamannods: „Good.”洪水大巫点点头:“甚好。”„Underhad the proposing a toastlink, can youneedto make a preparation?”
“等下有敬酒环节,你可需要做点准备?”„Has preparedappropriately.”
“早已经准备妥当。”„Un, the little fellowhas not knownto the present.”Zuo Changlulaughs.
“嗯,那小家伙到现在也还不知道呢。”左长路大笑。On the Flood Great Shamanfaceappears a smile, said: „Happen tohas a look atthatlittle thing, nowcultivationhow.”洪水大巫脸上浮现出一丝笑容,道:“正好看看那小东西,现在修炼得怎么样了。”Everyone, besidesfewpeople, others meanwhileis confused, particularlyafterhearingthisdialogue, feeling.
所有人,除了极少数人之外,其他人此际都是一头雾水,尤其是在听到这番对话之后,云里雾里的感觉更甚。What that youare saying? Can't mypointunderstand?
你们在说的什么?我怎么一点都听不懂?
It is not right.
不对。Eacha few wordseachcharacter, Iunderstood, hearsclearly, butdoes not doclearly, theseclearlycan understandandhear the particularlyclearwords, howto makemebe filled withblurry?
每一句话每一个字,我都听懂了,听得清楚,但就是搞不明白,这些分明听得懂、听得分外清楚的话,怎么就这么让我满心迷糊?Thunderstorm Great Shamanholds onIce Dark Great Shaman: „Brothers, toldus?”雷暴大巫拉住冰冥大巫:“兄弟,跟咱说说呗?”Ice Dark Great Shamansmiles: „Actuallythismatteris very simple, verypure......”冰冥大巫嘿嘿一笑:“其实这事儿很简单,很单纯……”OtherGreat Shamanraise up the earsimultaneously: „...... Simple? Pure?”
其他大巫同时竖起耳朵:“……有多简单?多单纯?”Ice Dark Great Shamanself-satisfiedsmiles: „To know? Reallywantsto know?”冰冥大巫得意的一笑:“想知道?真想知道?”
The peoplerisewishto punch the impulsion of personsimultaneously.
众人同时升起来一种想要揍人的冲动。Onlylistens to the Ice Dark Great Shamanmerrysay/way: „Waits tillat the wedding, youranythingknew, patient, quick! Goosegoosegoose......”
只听冰冥大巫快活的道:“等到婚礼上,你们就什么都知道了,耐心点,很快的!鹅鹅鹅……”„......”
“……”PeopleGreat Shaman: „......”
众人大巫:“……”„Todaywhospecialdo not block the father, the fathermustbeat to deathhim, has diedwithhim!”Golden Scale Great Shamanmakes an effortis struggling, rushes overtowardIce Dark Great Shaman, was graspedby the Raging Fire Great Shamandoom.
“今天谁特么的都别拦着老子,老子要揍死他,跟他死过!”金鳞大巫使劲的挣扎着,向着冰冥大巫冲了过去,却被烈火大巫死命抱住了。„Calm, silence, face, face.”
“冷静,肃静,脸面,脸面。”Cinnabar Emptiness Great Shamanis urging others.丹空大巫则是在劝其他人。Flood Great Shamanhas a mind to prevent, actuallypreventsembarrassed, after allthismatter, hehid the truth from the brothersfor a long time.洪水大巫有心想要阻止,却又不好意思阻止,毕竟这件事情,他瞒了众兄弟许久。Butthismeetingmustresult ina littleconfessed,immediatelycoughs, said: „Actuallyis not any unusualmatter, being patient, does not hide the truth fromyouintentionally...... is actually being an accident of sorts, as a result of circumstance...... cough cough...... the specific matterwill keeptomorrowto sayagain.”
可是这会必须得有点交代,当下咳嗽一声,道:“其实不算什么稀奇事情,稍安勿躁,也不是故意瞒着你们……其实就是一桩机缘巧合,因缘际会……咳咳……具体事宜还是留到明天再说。”Speaking offinallysaidembarrassedly......
说到最后还是没好意思说出来……Zuo Changlulaughs: „Tomorrowwill sayagainisbest, haha......”左长路哈哈大笑:“明天再说自是最好,哈哈……”NumerouspositionGreat Shamanfaceanxiousbeing swollen.
众位大巫脸都急的肿了。What's the matter, yousaidactually......
到底咋回事,你倒是说啊……Howto feel that youandZuo Changchangarewhole families, butourtheseyoungest brotheractuallycollectivesbecame the bystander?
怎么感觉你和左长长才是一家人,而我们这些老兄弟却集体的成了外人?Raging Fire Great Shamancoughs, stood, said: „This, the matter of thisgrade of great happiness, Iand othersam the eldertoday, hehe, coming from far away, isjoyful, the little brotherprepared a gift...... alsoto look atboss, but alsolooked atBrother Zuo, kindly accepted.”烈火大巫咳嗽一声,站了起来,道:“这个,今天这等大喜之事,我等做长辈的,呵呵,远道而来,也是欣喜至极,小弟备了一份礼物……还望老大,还望左兄,笑纳。”Was sayingon the ringfrom the handwipes, crash-bang, temperaturecentered on himrosehigh the minimuma lot ofdegreessuddenly.
说着从手上戒指上一抹,哗啦一声,以他为中心的气温急剧蹿升高了起码千百度。Flood Great Shamanis moved, the presentthermal energywill have coveredfor the first time, the peopleseeanything that Raging Fire Great Shamantakes.洪水大巫动念之间,已经将乍现的热力盖了下去,众人才看到烈火大巫拿出来的什么。„The soul of roaring flamestars, ten! The root of origin firetrue spirit, ten! Incompatible As Fire And Water Wine, 1000altars/jars;Firespiritmortal form, three.”
“烈焰星辰之魂,十颗!元火真灵之根,十块!水火不容酒,一千坛;火灵魄,三条。”Raging Fire Great Shamansmilesacts with constraintvery much: „Little gift, inadequaterespect.”烈火大巫笑的很矜持:“区区薄礼,不成敬意。”Flood Great Shamannods, gratifiedsay/way: „Goodgood.”洪水大巫点点头,欣慰的道:“不错不错。”At the same timeZuo Changlunothesitated, givesto receiveall of a sudden, smiled the scorerelative on mother or daughter side who shoutedto cut: „Hotbrothercame, but alsosowent to the expense, a whilemustmakeMr. and Mrs.Xiaoduorespectseveralglasses of liquortohisUncleRaging Firesurelymuch.”
一边左长路毫无犹疑,呼的一下子就给收了起来,笑得分外亲切:“火兄来都来了,还这般破费了,一会儿定要让小多夫妻向他烈火叔叔多敬几杯酒。”
The eye that Raging Fire Great Shamansmilesnarrowed the eyes: „Thisshould be, should!”烈火大巫笑的眼睛都眯了起来:“这是应该的,应该的!”At the same time, Golden ScaleWind EmperorthunderstormboundlessWestern Seaand otherGreat Shaman, eyeballcollectiveraised, reallyalmostflowed copiously!
一边,金鳞风帝雷暴无边西海等大巫,眼珠子集体的凸了出来,真的就差点夺眶而出了!In the ring of gift-givingespeciallypreparesinstalledWestern Sea Great Shaman of bigfishisat the scenein the windis more disorderly: „Ibymebymeby......”
尤其是准备的送礼的戒指里只是装了一条大鱼的西海大巫更是当场风中凌乱了:“我靠我靠我靠……”Thegift that Raging Fire Great Shamangives, hitto be caught off guardothereightGreat Shamandirectly!烈火大巫送的这份礼物,直接将其他八位大巫打了一个措手不及!This is also too precious, was too more crazed!
这也太贵重,太丧心病狂了些!„Raging Firethisboy, pressed the bottom the thingto deliver...... Wind Emperor Great Shamanbreathing rapidlyhimdirectlycompletely”: „Thiswhat's the matter? It is not right, is not right!”
“烈火这厮,直接就是将他压箱底的东西全部都送出来了……”风帝大巫呼吸急促:“这怎么回事?不对劲,太不对劲了!”„Whohas not knownright, whatghost is thisUncleRaging Fire?”Boundless Great Shamanflexurescalp: „WhenRaging Firethisboyand did Zuo Changchangrelateare so good?”
“谁还不知道不对劲,这烈火叔叔是什么鬼?”无边大巫挠着头皮:“什么时候烈火这厮和左长长关系这么好了?”„Unexpectedlymakes the oneselfson'sname beUncleRaging Fire...... me...... revolvingto fearby...... thisextremely!”
“居然让自己儿子叫烈火叔叔……我靠……这……细思极恐啊!”Lords over the seat of honorFlood Great Shamanmeanwhileto feel twice as the faceto have the light, the smilecommends: „Raging Firereallyhad a mind, thanks for a kindness.”
高踞上座的洪水大巫此际倍觉脸面有光,微笑赞许道:“烈火真是有心了,承情承情。”Right nownumerouspositionGreat Shamanwerecompelsignorant.
这下子众位大巫更加是懵逼了。
Does Raging Firegive the Zuo Changchangson'swedding present, whatbossyouthanks? Gratifiedwhat? Alsothanks for a kindness? Whatsentiment do youreceive?!烈火送给左长长儿子的结婚礼物,老大你感谢什么?欣慰什么?还承情?你承哪门子的情?!This...... thisspecial has the worldtwisted? Alsooris we are having a dreamcollectively?
这……这特么的世界已经扭曲了么?亦或者是我们集体在做梦?Un, the Zuo Changchangsonmarries, ourTwelve Great Shamancomes in waves, thismatterveryunreliablyis imaginary!
嗯,左长长儿子结婚,我们十二大巫联袂而来,这件事本身就已经很玄幻了!Immediately, Ice Dark Great Shamangoes forwardonestep, offers the congratulatory gift.
随即,冰冥大巫上前一步,送上贺礼。„Icedayjadespiritbeadten, icedsoulbodyten, antiquityprofound icespiritmortal formten, the antiquityprofound ice10,000cubic, icedhaving a nightmarelotus flowerten, iced the lotus roottenjin (0.5 kg), icespiritdaybeadnecklace......”
“冰天玉灵珠十颗,冰灵魂体十份,上古玄冰灵魄十份,上古玄冰一万立方,冰魇莲花十朵,冰莲藕十斤,冰灵天珠项链一条……”Boundless Great ShamanWestern Sea Great Shamanand the otherspounding of chincollectiveon the ground!无边大巫西海大巫等人下巴集体的砸在了地上!Ended, weare really having a dream!
完了,我们真的是在做梦了!OtherwiseIce Darkabsolutelynotexcesssuch!.
否则冰冥断断不会这么的过分!。Thiswhereisgives a present, pulled outto empty the oneselffamily propertyradicallysupported the enemy?
这哪里是送礼,根本就是将自己家底掏空了来资敌?Thisgives the Zuo Changchangson'scongratulatory gift, whatthatdoes not support the enemyis!?
这可是送给左长长儿子的贺礼,那不是资敌是什么!?Thismother......
这尼玛……Todayreallyreallysubvertsmythreeviews.
今天真真是颠覆了我的三观。Especiallylast few words——
尤其是最后一句话——„Askedbossto glance, askingBrother Zuoto kindly accept.”
“请老大过目,请左兄笑纳。”Flood Great Shamannods, commends: „TodayIce Darkis good, did a personmatterfinally.”洪水大巫点点头,赞许道:“今天冰冥不错,总算是做了一次人事儿。”Zuo Changlushoutedreceivedmanytreasuresall of a sudden: „Hahaha...... mustmakeXiaoduorespecthisUncleIce Darktwocups, the ritualcannotabandon, the ritualcannotabandon.”左长路呼的一下子将诸多宝物收了起来:“哈哈哈……等会一定要让小多多敬他冰冥叔叔两杯,礼不可废,礼决计不可废。”
A Ice Dark Great Shamanfacestretchesimmediately, laughs: „Little giftis not worth mentioning, IheardactuallyBrotherWestern Seacaught a fishto give a presentspecially, thatwas the fish that caughtpersonally, not to mention the giftweight, the lightwasthisintention......”冰冥大巫一张脸顿时舒展开来,哈哈大笑:“区区薄礼不值一提,我倒是听说西海哥专门去抓了一条鱼来送礼,那可是亲手抓的鱼,且不说礼物轻重,光是这份心意……”HearsWestern Sea Great Shaman that thissaidto wantwith the dungto stop up the mouth of thisboy!
听闻此说的西海大巫直想要用大粪将这厮的嘴巴堵住!Ispecialthatfishtake, today the fatherthrowscompletely!
我特么那一条鱼拿出来,今天老子就把人丢尽了!Thesethingany1/1000000odd changes that fish...... might as wellyoutakes......
那条鱼……还不如你拿出来的这些东西任何一件的百万分之一的零头……Really is really except for the intention, againwithoutother!
真真是除了心意,再没有其他了!But the keyis, is fatherthatalso the intention, tomake up the number!
可关键是,老子那也是不是心意,就是为了凑数啊!Thisgoodsreallyreduced to the minimum, according totodaydevelops the currentstance, Boss Floodthat sideaffirmationoris happy!
这货真是损到家了,按照今天发展到目前的架势,洪水老大那边肯定要不开心!Really, Flood Great Shamanraised the headwait/etc.lookedtogetherwithZuo Changlu.
果然,洪水大巫抬头,与左长路等一起看过来。
The Flood Great Shamanvisionis very dangerous.洪水大巫目光很是危险。Western Sea Great Shamanbothlegsstartedto become tenderimmediately.西海大巫登时两条腿都开始发软了。Thiswhat's the matter?
这咋回事?Zuo Changlusaid: „Ha, everyonedoes not know that the whole storyis also excusable, the thousand li (500 km)delivers the goose feathers, the rituallightaffectionis heavy, Brother Hongdoes not needto care aboutsomeminor details, BrotherWestern Seapersonally the bigfish of fishing , is also excellent...... gives the Floodbrotherto cooklater, whenBrother Hongmayrealizesincerely an ownbrothers'intention.”左长路道:“哈哈哈,大家不知道个中原委也是情有可原嘛,千里送鹅毛,礼轻情意重,洪兄不必在意一些个细枝末节,西海老兄亲手捕捞的大鱼,想必也是极好的……待会儿就给洪水兄炖上,洪兄当可更深切地体会自家兄弟的一片心意。”
The face of Flood Great Shamanwas all of a sudden black, the vision that the murderalsoresembleslooks atWestern Sea Great Shaman.洪水大巫的脸一下子就黑了,杀人也似的目光看着西海大巫。Ifyoureallygivefatherto take a fish...... to believefatherto shineThousand Souls Nightmare Hammerat the scene, comingto punish guilty family members?!
你要是真给老子拿出来一条鱼……信不信老子当场就亮出来千魂梦魇锤,来个大义灭亲?!
The Western Sea Great Shamanfacewas white: „Old...... boss......”西海大巫脸都白了:“老……老大……”Flood Great Shamangets angry, said: „Zuo Xiaoduo, ismyadopted son! Oncewasto the adopted son who Itake care of parents!”洪水大巫黑着脸,道:“左小多,是我干儿子!是曾经给我养老送终的干儿子!”Sinceritycould not conceal the truth.
真心的瞒不住了。Alsodid not wait for the wedding, otherwisethisfellowswill really make funtooneself.
也不等婚礼了,否则这帮家伙真的会给自己闹笑话出来。Ilead the brothersto attendadopted son'swedding, the realitycount onbrothersrisingsurface, ifunderbig crowd of people, thesegoodsdig outto take a fish that searches to make the congratulatory giftwhen the time comes......
我带着兄弟们来参加干儿子的婚礼,实指望着诸位兄弟们给涨涨面儿呢,如果到时候大庭广众之下,这几个货抠搜搜的拿出来一条鱼做贺礼……Flood Great Shamanfelt that oneself must be interpolated the history book!洪水大巫感觉自己肯定得被写进历史书!Everyonecollectivestupidlyfell.
所有人集体的傻掉了。Adopted son!!!
干儿子!!!Igo toyourSir......
我去你大爷的……..................
………………【Todaytwo, Iam thinking how weddingwrites...... coughs, will not a little writegreatly......】
【今天两更吧,我在想婚礼怎么写……咳,有点不大会写……】
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