UPOH :: Volume #3

#435: Adopted son!!


Light smiling of Flood Great Shaman on the seat, the blade edge general look looks on the Ice Dark Great Shaman face, an invisible imposing manner, passes the body directly, seized the throat of Ice Dark Great Shaman! 洪水大巫在座位上淡淡的笑着,刀锋一般的眼神看在冰冥大巫脸上,一股无形的气势,直接透体而出,掐住了冰冥大巫的喉咙! Tightening. 收紧。 In Ice Dark Great Shaman of dai cocky Chinese zither suddenly stuffy snort/hum, immediately a face on the purple bulge, a few words could not say, the body was unable to move, only then look in entreaty pitiful looks at Flood Great Shaman...... 正在嘚嘚瑟瑟的冰冥大巫猛然间闷哼一声,随即一张脸就紫胀了起来,一句话也说不出,身体还不能动,只有眼神在哀求的可怜的看着洪水大巫…… On the Flood Great Shaman face look serene, exchanged greetings with Zuo Changlu. 洪水大巫脸上神色风轻云淡,与左长路寒暄。 „!” “喀嚓!” kacha!” 咔嚓!” kacha!” 咔嚓!” The neck of Ice Dark Great Shaman was pinched three times. 冰冥大巫的脖子被捏断了三次。 Then when shown the whites of the eyes, finally loosens, the breath has stroked all at once, the neck returns to the original condition. 然后在已经翻白眼的时候,终于松开,一股气息拂过,脖子恢复原状。 In the Ice Dark Great Shaman ear hears one thin such as the voice of mosquito black fly. 冰冥大巫耳朵里传来一声细如蚊蚋的声音。 You continued.” “你继续说。” Ice Dark Great Shaman gasps for breath finally, said loudly: „The boss wise supernatural might, unified rivers and lakes, is the idol of my lifetime, today is really graceful! Ha haha...... my boss is such charming!” 冰冥大巫终于喘了一口气,大声道:“老大英明神武,一统江湖,乃是我毕生的偶像,今天真帅!哈哈哈……我老大一直都是这么帅气!” Was saying the flattering look looks at Flood Great Shaman. 说着谄媚的眼神看着洪水大巫 The Flood Great Shaman complexion is motionless. 洪水大巫脸色不动。 Ice Dark Great Shaman smiling of embarrasedly, turns the head to say to Raging Fire Great Shaman: Really is likes being patted......” 冰冥大巫讪讪的笑了笑,转头对烈火大巫道:“果然是个喜欢被拍……” Raging Fire Great Shaman covered his mouth quick of eye and hand, the face was blue: Shut up! Let alone!” 烈火大巫眼疾手快的捂住了他的嘴,脸都青了:“闭嘴!别说了!” Another side. 另一边。 Daoist Lei is twitching the corners of the mouth, the say/way of being unintelligible: Your this is......” 雷道人抽搐着嘴角,不知所云的道:“你们这是……” He was the thorough dizzy. 他是彻底的晕了。 Your Zuo Changchang treats as the guest Flood Great Shaman, that is indisputable, but why his Flood Great Shaman sat the master position, according to the rank, how many meanings the position even compared with You Xingchen can also heavier...... this be? 左长长洪水大巫当做客人,那是无可厚非,但他洪水大巫凭什么坐到了主人位置,按排行来说,位置甚至比游星辰还要更重……这是几个意思? But Zuo Changlu did not explain, then arranges the guest order. 左长路并不解释,转而安排客人次序。 The following first position is one's turn Toad Saint: This is Toad Saint your excellency...... the senior came from far away, deeply feels the great kindness...... to invite, please sit down.” 接下来的第一顺位就轮到蟾圣:“这位就是蟾圣阁下……前辈远道而来,深感盛情……请,请坐。” Then Daoist Lei, as well as other Dao Alliance six swords. 然后才雷道,以及其余道盟六剑。 Again then not to Shaman Alliance Great Shaman arrangement guest seat, but noisy sat with You Dongtian Zither Fiend Blade Demon and the others. 再然后也没有给巫盟大巫安排客位,而是随着游东天琴煞刀魔等人乱哄哄的一起坐了下来。 Numerous position Great Shaman: „???” 众位大巫:“???” We are not the guests, how to call such casually, this...... today's this matter does, making one not trace the mind. 我们难道不是客人,怎么招呼得这么随便,这……今天这事儿搞得,让人摸不到头脑啊。 Brother Hong, a while is responsible for the matter of master of ceremonies by Old You, believes that you won't mind?” The Zuo Changlu whole face is completely amiable, ease say/way 洪兄,一会儿由老游负责司仪之事,相信你不会介意吧?”左长路满脸尽是蔼然,悠然道 Flood Great Shaman nods: Good.” 洪水大巫点点头:“甚好。” Under had the proposing a toast link, can you need to make a preparation?” “等下有敬酒环节,你可需要做点准备?” Has prepared appropriately.” “早已经准备妥当。” Un, the little fellow has not known to the present.” Zuo Changlu laughs. “嗯,那小家伙到现在也还不知道呢。”左长路大笑。 On the Flood Great Shaman face appears a smile, said: Happen to has a look at that little thing, now cultivation how.” 洪水大巫脸上浮现出一丝笑容,道:“正好看看那小东西,现在修炼得怎么样了。” Everyone, besides few people, others meanwhile is confused, particularly after hearing this dialogue, feeling. 所有人,除了极少数人之外,其他人此际都是一头雾水,尤其是在听到这番对话之后,云里雾里的感觉更甚。 What that you are saying? Can't my point understand? 你们在说的什么?我怎么一点都听不懂? It is not right. 不对。 Each a few words each character, I understood, hears clearly, but does not do clearly, these clearly can understand and hear the particularly clear words, how to make me be filled with blurry? 每一句话每一个字,我都听懂了,听得清楚,但就是搞不明白,这些分明听得懂、听得分外清楚的话,怎么就这么让我满心迷糊? Thunderstorm Great Shaman holds on Ice Dark Great Shaman: Brothers, told us?” 雷暴大巫拉住冰冥大巫:“兄弟,跟咱说说呗?” Ice Dark Great Shaman smiles: Actually this matter is very simple, very pure......” 冰冥大巫嘿嘿一笑:“其实这事儿很简单,很单纯……” Other Great Shaman raise up the ear simultaneously: „...... Simple? Pure?” 其他大巫同时竖起耳朵:“……有多简单?多单纯?” Ice Dark Great Shaman self-satisfied smiles: „To know? Really wants to know?” 冰冥大巫得意的一笑:“想知道?真想知道?” The people rise wish to punch the impulsion of person simultaneously. 众人同时升起来一种想要揍人的冲动。 Only listens to the Ice Dark Great Shaman merry say/way: Waits till at the wedding, your anything knew, patient, quick! Goose goose goose......” 只听冰冥大巫快活的道:“等到婚礼上,你们就什么都知道了,耐心点,很快的!鹅鹅鹅……” „......” “……” People Great Shaman: „......” 众人大巫:“……” Today who special do not block the father, the father must beat to death him, has died with him!” Golden Scale Great Shaman makes an effort is struggling, rushes over toward Ice Dark Great Shaman, was grasped by the Raging Fire Great Shaman doom. “今天谁特么的都别拦着老子,老子要揍死他,跟他死过!”金鳞大巫使劲的挣扎着,向着冰冥大巫冲了过去,却被烈火大巫死命抱住了。 Calm, silence, face, face.” “冷静,肃静,脸面,脸面。” Cinnabar Emptiness Great Shaman is urging others. 丹空大巫则是在劝其他人。 Flood Great Shaman has a mind to prevent, actually prevents embarrassed, after all this matter, he hid the truth from the brothers for a long time. 洪水大巫有心想要阻止,却又不好意思阻止,毕竟这件事情,他瞒了众兄弟许久。 But this meeting must result in a little confessed, immediately coughs, said: Actually is not any unusual matter, being patient, does not hide the truth from you intentionally...... is actually being an accident of sorts, as a result of circumstance...... cough cough...... the specific matter will keep tomorrow to say again.” 可是这会必须得有点交代,当下咳嗽一声,道:“其实不算什么稀奇事情,稍安勿躁,也不是故意瞒着你们……其实就是一桩机缘巧合,因缘际会……咳咳……具体事宜还是留到明天再说。” Speaking of finally said embarrassedly...... 说到最后还是没好意思说出来…… Zuo Changlu laughs: Tomorrow will say again is best, haha......” 左长路哈哈大笑:“明天再说自是最好,哈哈……” Numerous position Great Shaman face anxious being swollen. 众位大巫脸都急的肿了。 What's the matter, you said actually...... 到底咋回事,你倒是说啊…… How to feel that you and Zuo Changchang are whole families, but our these youngest brother actually collectives became the bystander? 怎么感觉你和左长长才是一家人,而我们这些老兄弟却集体的成了外人? Raging Fire Great Shaman coughs, stood, said: This, the matter of this grade of great happiness, I and others am the elder today, hehe, coming from far away, is joyful, the little brother prepared a gift...... also to look at boss, but also looked at Brother Zuo, kindly accepted.” 烈火大巫咳嗽一声,站了起来,道:“这个,今天这等大喜之事,我等做长辈的,呵呵,远道而来,也是欣喜至极,小弟备了一份礼物……还望老大,还望左兄,笑纳。” Was saying on the ring from the hand wipes, crash-bang, temperature centered on him rose high the minimum a lot of degrees suddenly. 说着从手上戒指上一抹,哗啦一声,以他为中心的气温急剧蹿升高了起码千百度。 Flood Great Shaman is moved, the present thermal energy will have covered for the first time, the people see anything that Raging Fire Great Shaman takes. 洪水大巫动念之间,已经将乍现的热力盖了下去,众人才看到烈火大巫拿出来的什么。 „The soul of roaring flame stars, ten! The root of origin fire true spirit, ten! Incompatible As Fire And Water Wine, 1000 altars/jars ; Fire spirit mortal form, three.” “烈焰星辰之魂,十颗!元火真灵之根,十块!水火不容酒,一千坛;火灵魄,三条。” Raging Fire Great Shaman smiles acts with constraint very much: Little gift, inadequate respect.” 烈火大巫笑的很矜持:“区区薄礼,不成敬意。” Flood Great Shaman nods, gratified say/way: Good good.” 洪水大巫点点头,欣慰的道:“不错不错。” At the same time Zuo Changlu not hesitated, gives to receive all of a sudden, smiled the score relative on mother or daughter side who shouted to cut: Hot brother came, but also so went to the expense, a while must make Mr. and Mrs. Xiaoduo respect several glasses of liquor to his Uncle Raging Fire surely much.” 一边左长路毫无犹疑,呼的一下子就给收了起来,笑得分外亲切:“火兄来都来了,还这般破费了,一会儿定要让小多夫妻向他烈火叔叔多敬几杯酒。” The eye that Raging Fire Great Shaman smiles narrowed the eyes: This should be, should!” 烈火大巫笑的眼睛都眯了起来:“这是应该的,应该的!” At the same time, Golden Scale Wind Emperor thunderstorm boundless Western Sea and other Great Shaman, eyeball collective raised, really almost flowed copiously! 一边,金鳞风帝雷暴无边西海大巫,眼珠子集体的凸了出来,真的就差点夺眶而出了! In the ring of gift-giving especially prepares installed Western Sea Great Shaman of big fish is at the scene in the wind is more disorderly: I by me by me by......” 尤其是准备的送礼的戒指里只是装了一条大鱼的西海大巫更是当场风中凌乱了:“我靠我靠我靠……” The gift that Raging Fire Great Shaman gives, hit to be caught off guard other eight Great Shaman directly! 烈火大巫送的这份礼物,直接将其他八位大巫打了一个措手不及! This is also too precious, was too more crazed! 这也太贵重,太丧心病狂了些! Raging Fire this boy, pressed the bottom the thing to deliver...... Wind Emperor Great Shaman breathing rapidly him directly completely: This what's the matter? It is not right, is not right!” 烈火这厮,直接就是将他压箱底的东西全部都送出来了……”风帝大巫呼吸急促:“这怎么回事?不对劲,太不对劲了!” Who has not known right, what ghost is this Uncle Raging Fire?” Boundless Great Shaman flexure scalp: When Raging Fire this boy and did Zuo Changchang relate are so good?” “谁还不知道不对劲,这烈火叔叔是什么鬼?”无边大巫挠着头皮:“什么时候烈火这厮和左长长关系这么好了?” Unexpectedly makes the oneself son's name be Uncle Raging Fire...... me...... revolving to fear by...... this extremely!” “居然让自己儿子叫烈火叔叔……我靠……这……细思极恐啊!” Lords over the seat of honor Flood Great Shaman meanwhile to feel twice as the face to have the light, the smile commends: Raging Fire really had a mind, thanks for a kindness.” 高踞上座的洪水大巫此际倍觉脸面有光,微笑赞许道:“烈火真是有心了,承情承情。” Right now numerous position Great Shaman were compels ignorant. 这下子众位大巫更加是懵逼了。 Does Raging Fire give the Zuo Changchang son's wedding present, what boss you thanks? Gratified what? Also thanks for a kindness? What sentiment do you receive?! 烈火送给左长长儿子的结婚礼物,老大你感谢什么?欣慰什么?还承情?你承哪门子的情?! This...... this special has the world twisted? Also or is we are having a dream collectively? 这……这特么的世界已经扭曲了么?亦或者是我们集体在做梦? Un, the Zuo Changchang son marries, our Twelve Great Shaman comes in waves, this matter very unreliably is imaginary! 嗯,左长长儿子结婚,我们十二大巫联袂而来,这件事本身就已经很玄幻了! Immediately, Ice Dark Great Shaman goes forward one step, offers the congratulatory gift. 随即,冰冥大巫上前一步,送上贺礼。 Ice day jade spirit bead ten, iced soul body ten, antiquity profound ice spirit mortal form ten, the antiquity profound ice 10,000 cubic, iced having a nightmare lotus flower ten, iced the lotus root ten jin (0.5 kg), ice spirit day bead necklace......” “冰天玉灵珠十颗,冰灵魂体十份,上古玄冰灵魄十份,上古玄冰一万立方,冰魇莲花十朵,冰莲藕十斤,冰灵天珠项链一条……” Boundless Great Shaman Western Sea Great Shaman and the others pounding of chin collective on the ground! 无边大巫西海大巫等人下巴集体的砸在了地上! Ended, we are really having a dream! 完了,我们真的是在做梦了! Otherwise Ice Dark absolutely not excess such!. 否则冰冥断断不会这么的过分!。 This where is gives a present, pulled out to empty the oneself family property radically supported the enemy? 这哪里是送礼,根本就是将自己家底掏空了来资敌? This gives the Zuo Changchang son's congratulatory gift, what that does not support the enemy is!? 这可是送给左长长儿子的贺礼,那不是资敌是什么!? This mother...... 这尼玛…… Today really really subverts my three views. 今天真真是颠覆了我的三观。 Especially last few words 尤其是最后一句话 Asked boss to glance, asking Brother Zuo to kindly accept.” “请老大过目,请左兄笑纳。” Flood Great Shaman nods, commends: Today Ice Dark is good, did a person matter finally.” 洪水大巫点点头,赞许道:“今天冰冥不错,总算是做了一次人事儿。” Zuo Changlu shouted received many treasures all of a sudden: Ha haha...... must make Xiaoduo respect his Uncle Ice Dark two cups, the ritual cannot abandon, the ritual cannot abandon.” 左长路呼的一下子将诸多宝物收了起来:“哈哈哈……等会一定要让小多多敬他冰冥叔叔两杯,礼不可废,礼决计不可废。” A Ice Dark Great Shaman face stretches immediately, laughs: Little gift is not worth mentioning, I heard actually Brother Western Sea caught a fish to give a present specially, that was the fish that caught personally, not to mention the gift weight, the light was this intention......” 冰冥大巫一张脸顿时舒展开来,哈哈大笑:“区区薄礼不值一提,我倒是听说西海哥专门去抓了一条鱼来送礼,那可是亲手抓的鱼,且不说礼物轻重,光是这份心意……” Hears Western Sea Great Shaman that this said to want with the dung to stop up the mouth of this boy! 听闻此说的西海大巫直想要用大粪将这厮的嘴巴堵住! I special that fish take, today the father throws completely! 我特么那一条鱼拿出来,今天老子就把人丢尽了! These thing any 1/1000000 odd changes that fish...... might as well you takes...... 那条鱼……还不如你拿出来的这些东西任何一件的百万分之一的零头…… Really is really except for the intention, again without other! 真真是除了心意,再没有其他了! But the key is, is father that also the intention, to make up the number! 可关键是,老子那也是不是心意,就是为了凑数啊! This goods really reduced to the minimum, according to today develops the current stance, Boss Flood that side affirmation or is happy! 这货真是损到家了,按照今天发展到目前的架势,洪水老大那边肯定要不开心! Really, Flood Great Shaman raised the head wait/etc. looked together with Zuo Changlu. 果然,洪水大巫抬头,与左长路等一起看过来。 The Flood Great Shaman vision is very dangerous. 洪水大巫目光很是危险。 Western Sea Great Shaman both legs started to become tender immediately. 西海大巫登时两条腿都开始发软了。 This what's the matter? 这咋回事? Zuo Changlu said: Ha, everyone does not know that the whole story is also excusable, the thousand li (500 km) delivers the goose feathers, the ritual light affection is heavy, Brother Hong does not need to care about some minor details, Brother Western Sea personally the big fish of fishing , is also excellent...... gives the Flood brother to cook later, when Brother Hong may realize sincerely an own brothers' intention.” 左长路道:“哈哈哈,大家不知道个中原委也是情有可原嘛,千里送鹅毛,礼轻情意重,洪兄不必在意一些个细枝末节,西海老兄亲手捕捞的大鱼,想必也是极好的……待会儿就给洪水兄炖上,洪兄当可更深切地体会自家兄弟的一片心意。” The face of Flood Great Shaman was all of a sudden black, the vision that the murder also resembles looks at Western Sea Great Shaman. 洪水大巫的脸一下子就黑了,杀人也似的目光看着西海大巫 If you really give father to take a fish...... to believe father to shine Thousand Souls Nightmare Hammer at the scene, coming to punish guilty family members?! 你要是真给老子拿出来一条鱼……信不信老子当场就亮出来千魂梦魇锤,来个大义灭亲?! The Western Sea Great Shaman face was white: Old...... boss......” 西海大巫脸都白了:“老……老大……” Flood Great Shaman gets angry, said: Zuo Xiaoduo, is my adopted son! Once was to the adopted son who I take care of parents!” 洪水大巫黑着脸,道:“左小多,是我干儿子!是曾经给我养老送终的干儿子!” Sincerity could not conceal the truth. 真心的瞒不住了。 Also did not wait for the wedding, otherwise this fellows will really make fun to oneself. 也不等婚礼了,否则这帮家伙真的会给自己闹笑话出来。 I lead the brothers to attend adopted son's wedding, the reality count on brothers rising surface, if under big crowd of people, these goods dig out to take a fish that searches to make the congratulatory gift when the time comes...... 我带着兄弟们来参加干儿子的婚礼,实指望着诸位兄弟们给涨涨面儿呢,如果到时候大庭广众之下,这几个货抠搜搜的拿出来一条鱼做贺礼…… Flood Great Shaman felt that oneself must be interpolated the history book! 洪水大巫感觉自己肯定得被写进历史书! Everyone collective stupidly fell. 所有人集体的傻掉了。 Adopted son!!! 干儿子!!! I go to your Sir...... 我去你大爷的…… .................. ……………… Today two, I am thinking how wedding writes...... coughs, will not a little write greatly......】 【今天两更吧,我在想婚礼怎么写……咳,有点不大会写……】
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